Chapter 31: Rolling Red Dust

The game restarted, and Li Guanyu steadily hit a free throw, steadily expanding the single-quarter scoring record to 35 points.

The ensuing game turned completely one-sided, and the New York Knicks completely lost morale under Lee's single-quarter scoring record. After about five minutes of the fourth quarter, he completely surrendered. Because the New Yorkers surrendered too early, Li Guanyu only scored 63 points, 14 rebounds and 13 assists before going off the break.

I don't know how long I sat on the bench, and after the game, Li Guanyu just wanted to walk back to the locker room with what can be called the most awesome data in the past ten years, but was blocked by a woman.

"Lee, I love you!" This domineering and beautiful woman opened her mouth to show her love to Li Guanyu.

Li Guanyu looked at it fixedly, and saw that it was the woman who had forcibly kissed him before, and he immediately had no good feelings, and almost all the eyes of the audience were attracted. In order to get out, Li Guanyu had to refuse bluntly: "I'm sorry, Miss, I don't like girls like you." Thank you! ”

Li Guanyu's categorical refusal surprised the surrounding onlookers - this guy is too awesome, right? Rejected Kim Kardashian's courtship outright? Even if you pretend to be good with her, or lie to her for a night of fishing? Is her performance in bed really a**?

"Why? I wonder why? What's wrong with me? I can change it! Kim Kardashian said almost pleadingly, and the crowd around her was stunned again - Lee's charm is too great, right? can make Kim Kardashian so 'low-voiced', you must know that she has always been known for throwing people off.

"What do you like about me, I can change it!" Li Guanyu's answer was more straightforward, he really didn't want to be watched like a monkey, especially when there was a courting female monkey standing next to him.

"Me, is that bad?" For the first time, Kim Kardashian was skeptical of her charms.

"No, you're good, it's just not for me." Li Guanyu told the truth - he is indeed disgusted with the woman who took the initiative now, because he has been made to have a strong rebellious psychology by kissing and raping.

When the onlookers saw Li Guanyu say this, almost everyone thought that Li Guanyu was crazy, and even more thought that Li Guanyu was gay - he was not interested in women at all, otherwise how could he refuse a stunner like Kim Kardashian?

"Woo woo......" Kim Kardashian was rejected so nakedly in public, and suddenly ran away with tears and shame and frustration, she really didn't have the face to stay in Madison Garden, you must know that there are cameras here.

Seeing this, Paris Hilton hurriedly walked over and said to Li Guanyu very elegantly: "I'm sorry, I'm her best friend." I apologize to you for her recklessness. ”

When Li Guanyu heard this, he was in a slightly better mood, and squeezed a smile and said, "It's okay." ”

Li Guanyu doesn't know Paris Hilton doesn't mean that the onlookers don't know her, in fact, as soon as she appeared on the stage, the onlookers were stunned - which play is she? Ladylike?

"Hmm!" Paris Hilton nodded very ladylikely, and then said softly 'bye-bye' and walked away slowly.

Li Guanyu saw that he finally avoided the woman's entanglement, and just wanted to escape back to the locker room under the gaze of onlookers. Cheryl Miller ran over, walked over and grabbed Li Guanyu, and then asked directly: "Lee, tonight you got the most shocking data in this century, what was your first thought after getting such data?" ”

"Uh, first thoughts? Not yet. But I think 'the proud immortal generation is glamorous and flawless.' ’”

"Uh......" Cheryl Miller was speechless for a moment, as if she had been struck by lightning. After stabilizing his emotions, he continued to ask: "In this game, you made a bet with D'Antoni, and the bet was even about your next club, what prompted you to make this bet with him at that time?" ”

"Uh... At the time, I just wanted to tease him, but I didn't think he was serious. But then I made a mistake, so I used the opportunity of him to bet with me to open up the difference. Li Guanyu said with a smile.

Cheryl Miller didn't expect that Li Guanyu was actually considering making a bet with D'Antoni in this situation, so he was stunned for a moment and continued to ask: "Didn't you think that you might lose the bet?" In fact, you won't have it easy. ”

"I didn't think about it at the time, I never doubted myself in a game." Li Guanyu replied easily, and after finishing speaking, he thought of something again, so he hurriedly added: "And I also wore the 'Proud Immortal Generation', which is bright and flawless." ”

"Uh......" Cheryl Miller can be regarded as convinced of Li Guanyu's surname advertisement, and can only turn a blind eye, this is a live show. With a calm expression, he continued to ask: "Just now you rejected Kim Kardashian's show of love, do you really dislike her kind of woman?" ”

"Well, yes!" Li Guanyu replied without hesitation.

"Heh, I guess you're the first man to reject Kim Kardashian in public." Sheryl Miller joked and ended the brief interview: "Okay, thank you for accepting my interview, congratulations on winning this game and successfully taking at least $1.5 million from a beverage company." ”

"Thanks, Coca-Cola is good." Li Guanyu smiled slightly, and made an implanted surname marketing for Coca-Cola.

After saying that, he ran back to the locker room - God knows if there will be a woman running out to show his love later.

Back in the locker room, Michael Beasley immediately gave him a big hug and whispered - I just ordered 5,000 dollars of wine, let's drink them all in the evening to celebrate! Oh, you pay.

"Okay!" For such an oil for eating fruits, Li Guanyu couldn't refuse.

After speaking, Li Guanyu turned around and yelled at his teammates who were not very interested: "Brothers, good job today." Back in Miami, we'll have a party together. ”

As soon as Li Guanyu's words came out, the locker room was suddenly a lot more lively, and after making eye contact for a long time, Dorrell Wright, who was finally the worst ridiculed tonight, stood up and asked: "Will there be female celebrities participating?" ”

'I'll try to invite you, but only if you get at least three wins in the next four away games.' Li Guanyu is both gracious and powerful, and he has some leadership skills.

β€œoh_yes!”

Suddenly, there was a high-five, cheering and screaming in the locker room. They didn't listen carefully to the second half of Li Guanyu's words, for them, the first half of the sentence was enough.

Seeing this, Li Guanyu could only shrug his shoulders, and then ran to the bathroom to wash. Coming out of the bathroom, the press officer came over pitifully, and Li Guanyu just wanted to agree, but Michael Beasley grabbed Li Guanyu and walked out, saying as he walked: "Lee, don't pay attention to those guys at all." They won't write about your 60 triple doubles at all, they'll just report on your badness. So, it's useless to go, so it's better to go back and drink with me. ”

"Well, that's right." Li Guanyu nodded hurriedly, and then followed Michael Beasley on the bus back to the hotel.

Back at the hotel, Li Guanyu didn't even go back to the room, so he went directly to Michael Beasley's room and drank it recklessly - anyway, there will be a game the day after tomorrow, so why not drink it? Li Guanyu doesn't like to drink heavily, but he is not ambiguous after the boom comes.

The 5,000-dollar wine was finally drunk after about two hours. After drinking, Michael Beasley was already like a dead dog, and Li Guanyu was still a little conscious, supporting himself to climb up and hold on to the wall and slowly walk to his room. As soon as he returned to his room and lay down, there was a sharp knock on the door, so he got up in a daze and ran to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, a familiar woman stood outside the door, with a smiling face.

After nearly a minute of discernment, the name was finally called out - Sharapova.

"Hey, why are you here......" Li Guanyu just opened his mouth to ask questions, and his mouth was invaded by Sharapova's tongue. After stirring a bit, move the position inside the door and then hook the door with your foot.

Although Li Guanyu resisted vigorously at first, he seemed to be a little slow to act because of alcohol. So until he was pressed on the bed and took off his coat, he still didn't break free.

Wine is the medium of color.

After being forcibly teased for more than ten minutes, Li Guanyu was finally carried away by alcohol and energy. There was a sudden burst of force in the torso of the whole body, and Sharapova was pressed back with a sudden turn. Then, under the frantic attack, Sharapova was powerless, and could only express her satisfaction and refreshment by screaming on the tennis court.

After about forty or fifty minutes of tossing, the passion faded, Sharapova was paralyzed like mud, her face flushed, and her mouth kept humming ** aftertaste, and Li Guanyu's wine also woke up, lying at the head of the bed and not knowing what to say.

The two were silent for about ten minutes, Li Guanyu's mobile phone ringtone broke the silence, grabbed the phone and saw that Catherine McPhee had called. After a little hesitation, he pressed the phone, and as soon as the phone rang, there was an urgent call for help - Lee, can you come to the ATC? I'm in a bit of trouble.

"Okay, I'll be there soon!" Li Guanyu hung up the phone and hurriedly got up without asking the reason.

"I'll go first, you can go too." After getting dressed, Li Guanyu quickly ran out of the room with a word of advice to Sharapova.

Coming out of the hotel, Li Guanyu hurriedly called a car and asked for directions, and then quickly rushed towards the ATC. The so-called ATC is actually a night club, but it belongs to the salon surname, and it is generally only for people with some status to enter.

When entering the ATC gate, Li Guanyu was stopped by a black security guard.

"Sorry, we're not open to the public."

"Well, my friend is in there. I've got to get in right now. Li Guanyu hurriedly said.

"Your friend? Who is it? The black security guard interrogated.

After Li Guanyu heard this, his eyelids rolled and he replied angrily: "Catherine McFee! ”

"Oh." The black security guard nodded, and Catherine was indeed inside, and continued to ask, "And who are you?" ”

"Li Guanyu, NBA athlete."

"Well, Li Guanyu, the name is very familiar. Well, you're eligible. With a wave of his hand, the black security guard let Li Guanyu go.

After Li Guanyu heard this, he hurriedly ran in, and as soon as he entered the golden hall, he hurriedly looked for Catherine McPhee in the crowd.

After searching for a minute or two, I still didn't find it. I hurriedly made a phone call and asked, "Hey, where are you?" ”

"VIP Room 69." Catherine McPhee's voice was a little foggy.

After Li Guanyu heard this, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly promised, "Okay!" Coming soon. Quickly look for the VIP. After searching for about 30 seconds, Li Guanyu finally found the existence of room VIP69, and hurriedly knocked on the door, but there was no response. After knocking for a while, I couldn't help but kick it away directly, and when I kicked it away, Katherine McPhee was lying on the long sofa, and the whole person was disheveled on the sofa, as if she had taken aphrodisiac.

"What's going on?" Li Guanyu hurriedly ran over and asked.

"Don't ask, take me away." Catherine McPhee hugged Li Guanyu and urged in a panic.

"Oh!" After Li Guanyu heard this, he didn't think much about it. Half-supported and half-hugged Catherine McPhee and quickly walked outside. Out of the ATC, Catherine McPhee was already confused, and the whole person kept tearing and asking for Li Guanyu's body, and her tongue even licked Li Guanyu's earrings red and dizzy.

When Li Guanyu saw this, he naturally knew what was going on. Find the car keys from Catherine McPhee's bag, press the alarm, find the Land Rover SUV, get on it, and drive quickly to the hotel.

Unfortunately, before arriving at the hotel, Catherine McPhee tore all her clothes, and then turned to tear Li Guanyu's clothes.

Seeing this, Li Guanyu said in his heart: It is impossible to go to the hotel and hospital now, she is a public figure, and if she is photographed, it will not be good for her reputation. Since she called me to believe me, I couldn't let her look be exposed.

After some hesitation, Li Guanyu finally decided to use his body to detoxify Catherine McPhee - after all, it was not the first time.

Drive the car into uninhabited field and stop the car. Li Guanyu held the attitude of "saving lives and helping the wounded" to shake the wide and huge Land Rover, which is very large, so it does not affect the performance.

After nearly fifty minutes of shaking, the Land Rover stopped shaking and Catherine McPhee gradually regained consciousness.

Li Guanyu got dressed, and he didn't know how to face this confidant, so he thought about it, lit a cigarette, got out of the car and sat on the side of the road, blowing the cold wind, trying to calm down his chaotic emotions.

Now what? derailed again, this time I didn't blame myself before derailment, was it really shameless to be repeatedly 'strong/annihilated'? Am I worthy of Qingya?

Since I'm already sorry for Qingya, let's break up with her surnamed Suo, so it's good for each other.

No, Qingya chose to stand by me in my most difficult time, and I can't break up with her.

The two thoughts were blown back and forth in their minds by the cold wind, and the pain was incomparable.

Just when Li Guanyu was very entangled, the phone rang, and Li Guanyu opened it to see - Catherine McPhee.

Even though it was close at hand, he still pressed the answer button.

"Get in the car!" Catherine McPhee's very calm voice came out of the phone.

"I... I ......" Li Guanyu struggled for a long time, and finally said: "I'm sorry." ”

"It's okay." Catherine McPhee's voice remained calm: "This matter has nothing to do with you. ”

"I ......"

"Get in the car, I'll leave if I don't get in the car." Catherine McPhee urged again, and the latter sentence actually had some slight ridicule. Obviously, she is much more comfortable with this kind of thing than Li Guanyu.

After Li Guanyu heard this, he ran over after a little hesitation, opened the car door and quickly drilled on. By this time, Catherine McPhee had already put her torn clothes on her body, and with a slight glance of her eyes, she could still see what she shouldn't see.

"Go to my house!" Catherine McPhee pointed forward and said, "I rented a small cottage three miles ahead. ”

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded, started the engine and drove quickly to the front, followed the guidance to Catherine McPhee's villa, parked the car and hurriedly carried Catherine McPhee, who was slightly impaired due to strenuous exercise, to the room.

There was no discomfort when he hugged it, but he gently put it on the bed, looking at the delicate figure in front of him, Li Guanyu was a little overwhelmed - did I just have a relationship with her?

"Go pour me a glass of water, I'll continue to hydrate now." Catherine McPhee stuck out her tongue and added a little dry lip to speak.

"Oh!" Li Guanyu hurriedly promised to go out and pour water, just now Catherine McPhee actively consumed or passively consumed a lot of water.

The water was poured and sent over, and Catherine McPhee was still lying in the same position she had just laid.

Take the water and take a sip of it. Then he patted the position next to him and said, "Sleep with me for a while!" ”

"This ......"

"It's okay, it's just sleeping and talking." Catherine McPhee explained emphatically: "You did what you should have done, you did what you shouldn't have done, is there anything else to be embarrassed about?" ”

"Uh......" Catherine McPhee said this, Li Guanyu's cheeks were crimson, and after a little hesitation, he finally lay down.

Syllable!

Catherine McPhee turned off the lamp and lay tightly in Li Guanyu's arms. He whispered, "Don't move, let me lean on for the night." ”

"Good!" Li Guanyu did not refuse.

Gradually, at first, Li Guanyu's breathing was a little unstable, but after two or three minutes, he calmed down, and then fell asleep comfortably......&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& when Li Guanyu fell asleep, the other side of the ocean was noisy for Li Guanyu's 60+ triple pairs, such legendary-level data appeared in a yellow race, appeared in a Chinese. How could everyone not be excited, according to statistics that day, the burning fireworks reached about one-third of the Chinese New Year's Eve. From this figure, you can see the excitement of the Chinese.

Whether it is online media, TV media or paper media, almost all of them have made detailed reports on this matter, and the intensity and scope are comparable to the Chinese team's first entry into the World Cup.

Major TV sports commentators and experts have come forward to say that Li Guanyu is a peerless genius who has only been produced by Chinese for 500 years. On the Internet, Li Guanyu is directly regarded as the god of basketball in China.

"As evidenced by the post, within three years, Li Guanyu will become a superstar." Posts like this continue to appear on major forums.

At the same time, China's major TV stations appeared on a large scale of "proud immortal generation" advertisements, the advertising film is very simple - first appear the shoes of the proud immortal generation, and then Li Guanyu jumped out and said, "Everyone wants to chase Michael Jordan, but only I know where Michael Jordan's specific location is", after speaking, Li Guanyu turned around and climbed higher and higher towards a ladder that reached the sky, and the dark clouds on both sides retreated with Li Guanyu's footsteps. At the end of the picture, this line of words is typed - the owner of the flower armor has an unkillable pride, doubts endlessly, and the battle is endless.

As soon as this short advertisement came out, it immediately drove a crazy sales of Pride Immortal. In just three days, the 'Proud Immortal Generation' soared from 13 percent of the national basketball shoe market share to 57 percent in an instant. With Li Guanyu's crazy performance at Madison Garden, he instantly replaced Nike as the No.1 in East Asia in the industry. Although Kobe Bryant and LeBron James are famous, they are not black-haired and yellow-skinned after all.

Due to the spread of Li Guanyu's news in Shark Pounce again, there were constantly foreigners registering, and finally Shark Pounce had to immediately launch four versions in Chinese, Korean, and English.

Unlike East Asia, North America didn't seem to be overly responsive on the second day. Because there were hardly any major reports, and the experts kept their mouths shut one by one - they really couldn't find any shortcomings to attack Li Guanyu, and last night's Li Guanyu was flawless.

It is interesting to note that in the silence, the No. 1 fish in the sky, Black Bill Simmons, changed his previous critical attitude and wrote an article "Li Guanyu, the best rookie? why-not? to express optimism about Li Guanyu winning the best rookie.

Bill Simmons' sudden change of heart surprised everyone, and finally he finally confided the truth under the press, and yes, I admit I failed. My pen fight is not as good as Lee's ball skills, so I chose to surrender. Since you can't defeat him, surrender to him!

Bill Simmons' statement immediately caused confusion among experts, and they also began to reflect - if he continued to insist on doing this, would the next slap in the face be more serious? Will people's trust in us continue to decline? When trust is reduced, what do we rely on to eat?

While the pundits reflected, Miami announced that Dwyane Wade had torn ankle ligaments and was out of action for two weeks.

As soon as this news came out, some restless experts immediately jumped out again. Bearish on Li Guanyu - They have said that Miami will definitely lose four in a row under the leadership of Li Guanyu and Michael Beasley. Even against the New Jersey Nets, Philadelphia 76ers, Toronto Raptors and the only strong team, the Orlando Magic.

In the midst of the experts' admiration, Li Guanyu caused trouble again - he slept dead in Catherine McPhee's bed, and unfortunately, his phone was dead.

After dozens of unsuccessful phone calls, Spoelstra's entire Miami team got on the bus and headed to their next destination, New Jersey.

By the time Li Guanyu woke up from Catherine McPhee's bed, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon. When I saw the watch, I immediately dizzy, and hurriedly found a charger to charge the phone, turned on the phone and dialed Spoelstra.

"Come to New Jersey, and give Mr. Pat Riley a phone call at once, he needs to hear your explanation." Spoelstra replied succinctly, and then quickly hung up, apparently unhappy that Li Guanyu had left the team in violation of the curfew.

After Li Guanyu heard this, he patted his head and wanted to cry without tears. After five or six minutes of hesitation, I finally mustered up the courage to make a phone call to Pat Riley.

The phone rang three times and it was clear, apparently the other side was waiting for the call.

As soon as the phone was connected, Pat Riley's angry question quickly came out: "Tell me, where are you now?" Nightclub? It's still a hotel, it's still a woman's bed. ”

"A woman's bed." Li Guanyu told the truth, and he still wouldn't lie.

"Do you think it's amazing that you got a triple-double of 60+? Do you think that your current physical fitness is strong enough to waste some of your energy on your flesh and bones? Pat Riley's questioning was sharper than the previous one.

"I ......" Li Guanyu didn't know what to say, so the surname Suo was silent.

Seeing that Li Guanyu was silent, Pat Riley continued: "I decided to give you a no-pay ban, do you have any opinions?" ”

"Nope!"

"The next four away games, Dwyane Wade can't play, I'm going to give you three wins. You can choose which game you are banned for, and I only need three wins. Give you ten seconds to think about it, give me the answer, and I'll sign the ban. Pat Riley on the other end of the phone gave Li Guanyu a multiple-choice question.

"New Jersey Nets." It only took Li Guanyu three seconds to give his answer.

"Why? Is it because you still want to arch on that woman a few more times? Pat Riley's voice was seductive.

"Because, it's easy to win them, I've already tried it once in pre-season. I don't want to repeat the same work a second time. Li Guanyu replied confidently.

Pat Riley on the other end of the line paused for a long time and asked, "Are you sure you can win the Orlando Magic?" ”

"Not sure, but I'm sure I can beat Nelson."

"Well, hopefully when you go back to Miami, I see that your lead has a three-one record. Go to New Jersey early and see you soon. Pat Riley hung up the phone.

After listening to a few beeps, Li Guanyu hung up the phone.

After some lunch, he asked Katherine McPhee to take him to New Jersey. On the way to New Jersey, while listening to the radio, Li Guanyu was stunned for a few seconds by a gossip news - Jessica Alba announced that she had broken up with her fiancΓ©.

(To be continued)