The main theme of the first five minutes of the first quarter revolves around Blake Griffin and Chris Bosh, Blake Griffin can't defend Chris Bosh's score no matter how hard he tries, and Chris can't stop Blake Griffin's violent abuse of the basket no matter how cunning he is. [Full text reading]

Just when everyone was tired of the duel between the two big forwards, LeBron James walked out of the players' tunnel, looking alive and walking. Obviously, Li Guanyu didn't let his lifeline suffer any fatal injuries just now.

Heat head coach Spoelstra saw LeBron James come back, and after a little inquiry, he immediately made a substitution adjustment and replaced James Jones with LeBron James. The situation is undoubtedly the best for him, because the Princesses did not slam the small forward position to take the lead because of LeBron James's departure. Well, he didn't know that Li Guanyu did it on purpose. He doesn't want to take advantage of LeBron James, and when the time comes, he will make him noisy, wouldn't he be annoyed to death?

When LeBron James returned to the court, there was a round of applause in the American Airlines Center arena. This applause was not like welcoming the return of the king, but rather praising a knight who had gone into battle with an injury.

"Okay?" Li Guanyu couldn't help but greet LeBron James when he saw him playing, his language was very sincere, and his expression was not evil, but his eyes looked at LeBron's crotch with a little banter.

"Of course!" LeBron James raised his nostrils and replied naturally.

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded and didn't say anything more.

At this time, the expression of the Heat team doctor on the sidelines was very exciting, as if he was smiling but not laughing, and crying but not crying. Seeing this, he was immediately greeted by his colleagues, and he quickly shook his head and remained silent. After all, he can't tell anyone that he just punched LeBron James twice, right?

It turned out that when LeBron James returned to the locker room and took off his pants, ** was already congested and fully erect. With LeBron James insisting on playing, the team doctor really couldn't think of any other way. It can only be made by using the local method of steelmaking, and the pressure inside is released by handjob, causing it to slowly soften.

Although the team doctor didn't say anything, the obscene TNT trio still vaguely guessed the answer.

"Oh, LeBron is back. Is his brother okay? Judging by the way he walks, he should be fine, right? Except for a slightly frivolous step, I couldn't find anything unusual. Kenny Smith said.

"To be able to rush back so quickly, he should have given his brother a shot, right?" Reggie Miller said with a wicked associate.

"Maybe it's a, not necessarily." Charles Barkley shrugged his shoulders, and he expressed his position in the world of obscenity.

"You don't have to be so fast to jerk off, do you?" Kenny Smith said, "I usually have to hit my wrist until my wrist is completely soured before the white liquid can be released, and this process takes at least ten minutes or more. ”

"Who knows, maybe he's a fast gunner." Reggie Miller speculated maliciously.

………………&&&…………………… By the time the three of them discussed the art of handjob, LeBron James had already taken over the basketball from Mario Chammoth. After taking over the basketball, LeBron James didn't say much and forced his way through Michael Beasley, although his physical strength was a little weakened by two pistol jobs and the semen he gave to the nightclub dancer last night, but it was not a problem to force Michael Beasley's defense to be crushed...... Burst!

With just one impact, Michael Beasley was knocked away. Although his physical fitness is good, his physical strength is really not good.

After knocking into Michael Beasley, LeBron James did not slow down at all, but increased his speed to the maximum and hit the penalty area directly. The Princess's defense has always been known for being ineffective, so LeBron James rushed into the box with ease, and just as he was jumping to get ready for a domineering tomahawk slash, a Blake Griffin was killed in the oblique stab.

Blake Griffin didn't know what to think, but when he saw LeBron James coming like a cannonball, he didn't have any fear, but jumped with a bang. Then he bumped into LeBron James head-on...... Boom!

The bodies of the two brutalist strikers slammed into each other in mid-air, making such a loud noise that the audience in the front row couldn't help but cover their eyes, for fear of seeing something bloody.

And the truth is that the confrontation between the two did not bring out any blood. Rather, they slowly descended on each other. Yes, neither of them was able to take advantage of anything and there was a draw. But judging by the sprint distance, it should be LeBron James who lost.

When LeBron James' body was sniped and involuntarily stepped back, he had to forcibly twist his body into a crab shape and then shoot the basketball in his hand in a way that was so weird that it couldn't be weirder...... Bang!

Basketball goes to the net! Drip! The referee's whistle blew and signaled Blake Griffin to block the foul, and LeBron James scored a goal and added a free throw.

As soon as this penalty came out, LeBron James immediately clenched his arm into a fist and raised it fiercely, and roared arrogantly in the cheers of the fans: "LeBron, no one can stop it!" ”

At this time, Blake Griffin was a little confused: "Why is LeBron's explosive power not as strong as the legend?" It's like he can't even hit me. ”

Well, well! Although LeBron James is only about 70% of his peak power and explosiveness, it is enough to kill more than 80% of the league's players in seconds. And Blake Griffin, the beast, is naturally in the twenty percent category.

Blake Griffin can find LeBron James's weirdness from the confrontation, and Li Guanyu can naturally find something wrong from observation. After thinking about it carefully, a wicked smile appeared on his face, which could only be the obscene reason he thought. What else could be there to make a normal man transform from a male lion to a hunting dog in ten minutes?

Hand/Silver hurts the body!

Li Guanyu couldn't help but snort softly, and his words immediately drilled into LeBron James's ears. Suddenly he looked a little flustered, as helpless as if he had been caught by a thief. Soon regained his composure and threw the basketball steadily...... Swish!

As the basketball entered the net, LeBron James's heart was suddenly filled with joy - this feel is the softest I have ever played basketball, could it be said that hand-silver can regulate the feel?

As soon as this idea came out, LeBron James's self-confidence exploded instantly. In his opinion, as long as he has a feel, then even if his physical strength decreases, there is no problem.

His self-confidence is bursting, and Li Guanyu is also bursting. He doesn't worry about whether LeBron James has a silky feel now, as long as he doesn't have the physical strength he used to be, then he doesn't have to worry at all.

After all, a perilous outside battery is much weaker than a heavy artillery assaulter. But Li Guanyu seems to have a little idea, and now the Heat team not only has LeBron, a breakthrough, but also a Dwyane Wade. While Dwyanwade isn't much of a heavy artillery assaulter, would a lightning striker be less of a threat than a heavy artillery assaulter?

Back in the half, Eric Gordon bobbed a few times under Mario Chammos's defense and shot straight from beyond the three-point line...... Boom!

Basketball hits iron! The Nets often won't accept the intrusion of impatience. In fact, this is the same as make-love, how to enter the warm and moist love nest without some exciting and unforgettable foreplay? How do you get it to the most beautiful and wonderful high?

After the basketball was played, Ilgoskas picked up the rebound on tiptoe under the basket, and then threw a long throw to LeBron James, who received the ball and made a jumper directly from beyond the three-point line, ignoring that his teammates had not yet had time to pass the half.

Swish!

The basketball's gentle response seemed to be appreciating LeBron's act of personal heroism. Soon, the fans at the American Airlines Center Arena also gave a big cheer, they loved LeBron James. At least he scored six points in less than twenty seconds of playing.

After LeBron James scored, he immediately pointed his finger at Li Guanyu arrogantly, and then shouted: "Poor guy, why don't you come to defend me?" Are you scared? ”

LeBron James' swaggering greeting to Li Guanyu immediately caused the fans of the American Airlines Center Arena to be unhappy, so some fans immediately booed LeBron. They don't care whether LeBron James is wearing a white home jersey or not, as long as they provoke Super-Lee, then they have to boo you, this is a matter of principle.

"Since you are so anxious to be humiliated, then I will fulfill you, poor pistol man!"

This is Li Guanyu's reply with a smile on his face, he is always so calm in front of LeBron James. Because he knows that LeBron James is destined not to win against him in his life, even once.

And what LeBron James hates most is undoubtedly Li Guanyu's calmness that always seems to be in his hands, which is one of the reasons why he has always hated Li Guanyu, because in comparison, he feels more and more stupid. Who wants to be stupid? Then you can only resist! But in the process of his rebellion, the outside world increasingly thinks he is a fool. That's why he's getting farther and farther away from the NBA's active No. 1 player.

After provoking LeBron James completely depressed, Li Guanyu turned his head and said to his teammates: "Next, I will play as a playmaker, and I will evenly distribute the ball to everyone." In addition, the defensive end became a joint defense, and LeBron handed it to me to mark. ”

"Good!" Everyone nodded.

For the princess team, Li Guanyu's words barely made any sense. Because the ball was originally controlled by Li Guanyu, the only change may be that the person who dribbles the ball through the half court has changed from Eric Gordon to Li Guanyu, which is the only difference between the princess's organizational guard and the scoring guard. And the defensive end is even more meaningless, the princess team has no defense in the first place, how to change the defensive lineup? Not a sentence yet?

Li Guanyu doesn't care whether his words are meaningful, he just wants to tell his teammates his attitude through this sentence, and I will take over the next game. That's enough.

After taking over the basketball from Michael Beasley, Li Guanyu immediately suppressed his rhythm and slowly ran towards the front court.

........................&&&.............................." LeBron James has definitely changed dramatically, but I don't know exactly what the change is. I just know that LeBron's hand is much softer now than before, and in addition, his body strength seems to be a little less than before through his footsteps. It felt like LeBron James was blended with a soft girl. Although the strength is a little worse, the feel is much softer and smoother. Kenny Smith said.

"Wouldn't it be better for you to directly say that he had a lot of handjobs and caused his body to collapse?" Senior fish honey Reggie Miller couldn't help but complain, LeBron James became what he is now, obviously not what he wanted to see.

"The problem now is that LeBron James is more threatening than he was before. And the Heat's lineup seems to be sharper, and the original overlap between LeBron and Dwyanne has become smaller in an instant. Charles Barkley said: "This is obviously the scene that Heat fans want to see the most. ”

While the three commentators were chattering, Li Guanyu came to the front court with the ball. Facing Mario Chambers's forward defense, Li Guanyu shook his finger disdainfully: "Your subordinates are defeated, what qualifications do you have to stand in front of me?" ”

Li Guanyu's words were extremely mean, but he was ridiculed, what else could Mario Chammos do but grit his teeth and stare at him? Playing ball and fighting are all killed in seconds, and he can't do anything other than show his anger through his face!

After sarcastically mocking Mario Money, Li Guanyu stretched out his finger to LeBron James and hooked: "Come on, let me see if your defense can't score." ”

was hooked by Li Guanyu, and the arrogant LeBron James naturally let go of Michael Beasley to defend. Who knows, Li Guanyu quickly passed the ball to Michael Beasley at the same time as he stepped forward, and Michael Beasley took the ball and immediately shot...... Swish!

In an unguarded situation, Michael Beasley's three-point shooting is still relatively reliable.

"You ............" For Li Guanyu's naked deception, LeBron James's pure heart immediately couldn't stand it, and his arm stretched out and pointed at Li Guanyu as if he had been insulted five hundred times, and he couldn't say a complete sentence.

"What's wrong? Can't stand the stimulation? Li Guanyu was full of smiles, he liked to see LeBron James's 'description of the discoloration of flowers and branches', and said: "Didn't I tell you to look at your defense?" Isn't your defender supposed to be Michael Beasley? ”

"You ......" LeBron James was still in a state of anger, and it was difficult to pull it out for a moment.

"Okay, the next shot, the next shot I'll let you defend me, and then hit a three-pointer on your head, okay? Don't be angry! Li Guanyu said half-teasing and half-serious: "Just after the pistol, being angry is not good for the kidneys." ”

After saying this sentence that was equivalent to comforting words, Li Guanyu walked away quickly, he wouldn't explain to LeBron James for too long, what a waste of time!

........................&&&.............................." This ball? What's going on? How can Super-Lee pass the ball? Didn't he wave to LeBron? TNT commentator Kenny Smith said in surprise.

"Who knows? Maybe Super-Lee just wants to play tricks on LeBron, and he has no reason to be afraid of LeBron, right? He is the god of the new generation of basketball that Michael Jordan personally admitted. "Senior Fish Honey Reggie Miller will stand on Li Guanyu's side whenever and wherever he wants.

"This ball should just be an episode, and Lee has never been afraid of a challenge. He just wanted to play LeBron, for sure. Charles Barkley also leaned towards Reggie Miller's view.

While the three were talking, Mario Chammos had already brought the ball back to the half, although Li Guanyu did not face LeBron James head-on on the offensive end. But on the defensive end, he immediately clung to LeBron James and kept wrestling with brute force.

Where is LeBron, who is frivolous at this time, Li Guanyu's opponent? Naturally, he was squeezed by Li Guanyu and couldn't find a gap to catch the ball at all, and in the end, Mario Chammos could only hand the ball to Chris Bosh on the inside, and Chris Bosh received the ball and jumped directly...... Boom!

The feeling finally stopped favoring him, and DeAndre Jordan, who was stuck in a good position, easily picked up the rebound.

Deandre Jordan picked up the rebound and immediately handed the ball to Li Guanyu, who took the basketball and ran slowly to the frontcourt. When he came to the frontcourt, LeBron James naturally greeted him as soon as possible. Seeing this, Li Guanyu hurriedly turned his back and squeezed it fiercely...... Puff puff!

Each slam impact can cause LeBron James to take half a step back, and yes, at this point, he can't withstand Li Guanyu's full force blow.

And Li Guanyu attacked him not only physically, but also constantly violated in language: "Pistol man, didn't your physiology teacher tell you that handjobs are not good for your health?" Why fight? What about hurting the kidneys? Although you have a son, don't you think about your wife? She is also a human being, and she also wants to live with a surname! ”

LeBron James was tired of Li Guanyu's chatter. He hated Li Guanyu for putting the crime of handjob on the same level as murder and arson.

And when he was anxious and didn't know how to get rid of the verbal attack, Li Guanyu suddenly withdrew his strength, and the whole person quickly jumped out of the three-point line from the free throw line, and then shot directly without waiting for LeBron James to react...... Swish!

The basketball flew over the head of a completely confused LeBron James and hit it with ease!

When LeBron James turned around, he was greeted by a harmless smile from Li Guanyu: "Didn't I tell you that I would hit a three-point shot in this round under your defense?" ”

(To be continued)