Chapter 54: Flying Nudes
The first meeting between Manchester United and Arsenal last season was frighteningly high due to the gimmick of Descartes and Ronaldo, and according to statistics, more than 1,400 media outlets and one billion fans around the world watched the game, setting a record in world football.
And this season's game, although it is not as good as last season in the limelight, one of the two parties left the Bernabeu, and the other and the heroine have broken up, but the grievances between the two giants have not been extinguished, and there will always be other news between the two teams.
The biggest focus came from Descartes, who once expressed his interest in Descartes before the game: "I always knew he was a good player, last year I said that, this year I still say that, the door is always open for him. ”
If it is said once to disturb the morale of Arsenal's military and to interfere with Descartes, then saying it once a year is enough to show that Lord Ferdinand really admires Descartes.
Wenger and Ferguson have been fighting for ten years, but even if he understands that Ferguson said these words with a provocative element in it, he still can't help but rage and sulk at the media: "Descartes is not for sale at Arsenal, the real non-sale, not the kind of player you can take away if you have enough money, I will not sell Descartes to anyone, if he (Ferguson) is interested, I can sell him a bottle of virus." ”
His words were obviously aimed at the famous sentence that Ferguson said back then: "I won't even sell them a virus (referring to Real Madrid)!" This is both an expression of Wenger's disdain for Ferguson's inability to speak for him, and his dissatisfaction with Ferguson's annual use of Descartes.
However, Lord Fu was very calm about the professor's counterattack: "He's jealous that we sold for a good price, in fact, don't they always do the same?" "What Lord Fergus is referring to is, of course, Wenger sending the main players in the team one after another, Henry, Toure, Adebayo, Ashley. Cole and others have fled, and they have always been the backlash in Wenger's heart.
The two managers were already on fire before the game and it was going to be a very good game.
The process of the game did not surprise the media, although it was away, but Manchester United did not have a good habit of keeping their hands, they started with an active off-ball run on Arsenal's position, Ferguson saw it very accurately, Arsenal's biggest hole this season is in the backline, even if they can dance in the front, it can't make up for the weak loopholes composed of Galla and Silvestri and others, Manchester United can only attack with an open attack, and the guarantee is a dozen and a standard.
As a result, Ferguson's strategy paid off in the opening 17 minutes, Manchester United hit the ball into Arsenal's penalty area through a series of running combinations, Scholes was spicy, easily shook off the over-pounced Silvestri, and penetrated Arsenal's defense with a straight kick, and Rooney easily sent the ball into Arsenal's door, Manchester United took a 1-0 lead with the opponents.
There was a very interesting episode on the pitch after taking the lead, when Rooney saw that he had scored, he made a flying move and laughed and rushed to the corner kick area on the sidelines, but before he ran near the corner flagpole, he suddenly heard a laugh on the field, and he suddenly chuckled in his heart, is his goal invalid?
As soon as Rooney turned around, he realized the source of the fans' laughter: behind him, a naked [***] fan rushed into the stadium, and then made the exact same movement as him, and ran over with open arms and a look of enjoyment.
The best thing about the two is that the fan is about the same size as Rooney, the same short and fat, at first glance, it looks like a picture made with PS technology: two identical Rooney ran to the corner flagpole with the same movements, but the front one was wearing a red jersey, and the back one was naked.
This discovery made Lu Xiaopang angry and funny, and the fan gave him a provocative smile, which was not to compliment him at first glance, which made Rooney suddenly angry and rushed towards the fan.
The naked fan was not stupid, as soon as he saw Lu Xiaopang rushing over, he understood that he was in a bad situation, and the police who maintained order behind him were rushing into the stadium one after another, so he immediately ran away, but even when he was running away, he did not forget to tease Rooney, and still made flying movements, mocking Rooney's previous wanton celebration action.
Lu Xiaopang thought that he had been extremely traumatized psychologically, so he chased harder, and there was an interesting scene on the whole court, 21 players and the referee laughed happily together, and a little fat man in red was playing this cat and mouse game with the naked runner with the police.
It took a lot of effort for Rooney to catch the naked runner with the help of the police, who still didn't feel like it was enjoyable, and compared his middle finger to Rooney while struggling, and then everyone in the audience understood that this guy turned out to be an Arsenal fan!
No wonder Lu Xiaopang chased after him.
But Rooney's next move caused an uproar in the stands, because after he grabbed the naked guy, he twisted him with the police and kicked him in the ass!
It stands to reason that if two normal people make such an action on the street, everyone thinks that they are just joking, or even expressing intimacy, but Rooney makes such an action on such an occasion, it is difficult to say......
FIFA is very strict in the control of violence on the field, Cantona's flying legs, Zidane's iron head, the national football federation has never given any preferential treatment because they are stars, on the contrary, because the bigger their name, the heavier the punishment.
And Rooney's kick was kicked in front of more than 60,000 spectators at the scene, which can be described as a public eye, maybe it was just a senseless venting for him, and the foot was not heavy, but for FIFA or the British Football Association, this is **naked stadium violence!
didn't say it, after this game ended, Lu Xiaopang's ticket couldn't run!
And Lu Xiaopang also seemed to quickly discover his mistake, he hurriedly ran two steps to catch up with the naked runner who was twisted out of the field, and then smiled and patted him on the shoulder to show goodwill, judging from his expression, the two seemed to be very friendly, but everyone knew that Lu Xiaopang would soon have to pay for his recklessness.
Perhaps affected by this unexpected incident, Rooney fell silent in the subsequent game, and his mind may have drifted to the ticket after the game.
But Rooney's silence does not mean that Manchester United have lost their attacking momentum, and there are still many ambitious guys in this Manchester United team.
After Ronaldo left with a full face, Rooney seemed to regard himself as the new boss of the team, although his performance and data this season are quite good, but in the Manchester United team, not everyone is very convinced of him, the so-called 100 kinds of rice to raise 100 people, Rooney has ambitions, other players are also ambitious, what they lack is just a chance to perform.
Another ambitious player in the United squad is Nani, who has only started this season.
Nani came to Manchester United in 2007, and in the 07-08 season, due to Ronaldo's infinite scenery, firmly occupying the team's main position and the No. 7 shirt, Nani can only play in the development team, or occasionally show up in inconsequential games, in short, there is still a big gap from his expectations when he came to Manchester United.
But after only a year of being favored by God, Ronaldo was hugged back by the wealthy Real Madrid, although Ferguson was so angry that he almost jumped up for this, but he couldn't bear Real Madrid's stacks of pounds smashed down, which made his heart tremble, so Ronaldo finally left, and the team finally needed to improve.
At this time, Nani, who has been in the team for a year, entered the field of vision of Lord Fergus.
Nani's original name was Louis. Carlos. Almeida. Reach. Yaku, born in Praia, the capital of Cape Verde, an African island nation, immigrated to Portugal with his parents at a young age. He debuted in the youth academy of Portuguese giants Sporting Lisbon, showing extraordinary talent since he was a child, and he is 1.77 meters tall and weighs 58.5kg, which is quite similar to Ronaldo who first arrived in England.
More similar are their breakthroughs and exceptional talent. When Ronaldo first arrived in England, he was called "a teenager who can only ride a bicycle" by the media, thinking that he was nothing but outstanding, and Nani was also known for his breakthrough and passing in Portugal, and he had several good performances of thousands of miles in the competition of Sporting Lisbon, and he became an idol of Lisbon at a young age.
Ferguson seems to see the shadow of Ronaldo in Nani, in fact, he introduced Nani precisely to deal with the hole after Ronaldo was dug up, so when Ronaldo left, he was the first to straighten Nani.
With the support of Lord Ferguson and the ability to wear Manchester United's number 7 shirt, how could Nani be content with just being a deputy? Wayne Rooney is eyeing the throne of Manchester United after Ronaldo's departure, why doesn't he Nani also think about it in the dark?
So when Rooney's performance gradually subsided, Nani stepped up and began to take over the attacking banner of Manchester United.
To say that Nani can carry the offensive banner of Manchester United, it is not accurate, because Manchester United has always pursued the system is to run without the ball, constantly running, Giggs, Scholes, including the Beckham who has left, Keane are all masters of this way, in Manchester United, no player can survive outside this system, the famous Veron was because he could not adapt to this system, so he had to be scolded as the biggest parallel commodity in the 17 years since Lord Fu became the owner of Manchester United.
So what Nani can do is not for him to master the offense, but to turn himself into the first choice of the offense.
It's actually very simple to say, that is, when the opponent has a hole, you must be the first to appear in the empty position, with the ability of the Manchester United players, football will definitely be sent here as soon as possible, and the rest depends on whether you can seize the opportunity.
What Nani did was to step up his run, keep himself in the most likely position at all times, and then wait for his team-mate's lethal pass.
It's just one thing, Nani didn't understand that although Lu Xiaopang's performance has declined, it doesn't mean that he won't run on the field, in Ferguson's new season tactics, Rooney is the first choice to appear in these vacant positions, and other players are running around to create gaps for him, when Nani grabs these positions, what should Rooney do?
So there was a conflict between the "Shuangni" soon, and when the two collided together, they realized that they were competing for opportunities, not only the opportunity to score, but also the opportunity to become the new leader of the team!
Rooney is even more angry now, just now an inexplicable madman rushed in with his bare ass to imitate himself to make a fool of himself, and now a new team member actually dares to attack his throne, it is really unbearable for uncles and aunts!
The furious Rooney could not take his anger out on his teammates, but only on the opponent's Arsenal players, and as a result, he quickly got into trouble!
In the 33rd minute of the first half, Manchester United fell in the Arsenal half, Carrick received a return pass from Ryan Giggs, and was about to divide the side to pull Arsenal's gap, but suddenly someone shouted in front of him, and he looked up and saw Rooney waving to him.
The old team-mates demanded, Carrick naturally couldn't refuse, and Rooney's running position was very good, and there happened to be a passing route between the two, so he didn't hesitate to stuff the ball over.
But just before Rooney got the ball, a red figure suddenly stabbed out obliquely, directly intercepting Rooney's ball, and when he looked at it, it was not Arsenal's player, but Manchester United's own man, No. 7 Nani!
Nani also found this gap, so he didn't hesitate to intersperse, but just in time to receive a pass from Carrick, he didn't hear Rooney's angry roar, but hurriedly made a feint to try to shake off the defenders around him, at this time his spirit was highly concentrated, and he couldn't hear what others were shouting.
Nani managed to break through the first defender, but the Arsenal defence was already in position, and the second defender stopped his ball and passed it to the Arsenal player in midfield.
Rooney watched Nani intercept his ball in the back, so angry that he almost scolded loudly, and when Nani lost the ball, he was even more angry in his heart, he couldn't scold Nani loudly on the field, he could only rush to the Arsenal team holder like a lion, since you don't give me the ball, then I will snatch it back myself!
As a result, the hot-headed Rooney made a move that surprised everyone, he saw the Arsenal player in front of him raise his foot, as if he was going to make a long pass, at this moment, Rooney himself didn't know why the fan just now appeared naked [***] in his mind, and his outstretched arms, as if he was mocking himself naked, Rooney rushed to his head with a burst of heat, and fell to the ground to make a sliding tackle, but his tackling skills were really not good, he didn't shovel the ball, Instead, the Arsenal player in front of him screamed and fell to the ground with his feet in his hands.
Rooney's mind suddenly cleared up at this moment, but his face also turned pale at the same time, he knew very well what his action meant, red card, end!
Counting the penalties for "beating" fans, Rooney's head is so big that he has to be a supervisor for at least two or three games.
Rooney, who reacted, jumped up from the ground as soon as possible, and rushed to the referee with a smoke, but unfortunately no matter how he pleaded in a low voice, the referee's expression was very serious, and his actions were very resolute, red card, end!
When Rooney left the stadium dejectedly and walked towards the players' tunnel, there were bursts of cursing among the Arsenal fans, of course, mixed with a lot of boos for Rooney, with the turn of the lens of the TV camera, people saw that Lord Ferdin's face was very serious at this time, he didn't look in the direction of Rooney, but looked at the field motionlessly, Rooney just shoveled, it seems to be Arsenal's core Fabregas? (To be continued.) )