Originally, Li Guanyu planned to beat the guy who insulted his woman, but when he saw that the perpetrator was a woman, he didn't know what to do for a while-he really couldn't teach a woman a lesson. 【】

"Lindsay Lohan, you stinky bitch, stinky lace edge, you stinky bitch who rides thousands of people and thousands of people, what qualifications do you have to say about us? Don't look at your own yin-dao, you'll already be living with filthy trichomoniasis......"

Li Guanyu didn't know what to do, Miley Sellers stood up and scolded like a shrew, her combat effectiveness was really amazing, and the fact that she was still born in the 90s couldn't be heard from her voice at all - aren't these words full of surnames only heard from the mouth of a post-70s aunt?

"You .................."

Because Miley Sellers scolded so fiercely, Lindsay Lohan was so angry that she couldn't say a word.

"What? You're a stinky pussy who doesn't have a man to want, now you know how to mess with lace edges! Poor woman, I guess I've been X so many times in my life that I haven't even reached the ** once, otherwise how would I be addicted to alcoholism, drugs and lace!! Miley Sellers' mouth continued to spew all kinds of scolding that could be compared to middle-aged women, and it was clear that she was the kind of surname that was unforgiving.

Li Guanyu admires Miley Sellers' spirit of 'chasing the poor bravely'. Since he can't teach a lesson, it's not a good thing to have Miley Sellers teach him a few lessons.

And just as Li Guanyu was about to watch from the sidelines to the end, Lindsay Luo Han on the stage suddenly let out a terrible roar like crazy, and then the wine bottle in her hand was thrown out by her and came straight to Li Guanyu's group.

Li Guanyu's eyes were quick, and when he saw the wine bottle flying quickly, he hurriedly separated the women on both sides. Jumping high, he grabbed the bottle with a third of the wine left in the audience's exclamations. By the time he grabbed the bottle and landed on his feet, his eyes were already red.

Clearly, he was really angry. The verbal attack was unbearable for him. Now that this crazy woman has to rise to a personal attack, how can he accept it?

Directly, he quickly rushed to the stage with a glass bottle in his hand, and grabbed Lindsay Lohan's neck, and suddenly Lindsay Lohan couldn't move, and his head that was stunned by the wine was also pinched and sobered up a lot.

"You like to see the bottle in close contact with the mind and then blossom into brilliant flowers?" Li Guanyu asked in a cold voice, and while questioning, the right hand holding the wine bottle slowly rose.

Lindsay Luo Han saw Li Guanyu raise his right hand like a demon god, and couldn't help but feel frightened, and his eyes kept flashing with fear.

"You don't dare hit me, I'm Lindsay Lohan. I'm a star, I can sue you, I'm going to sue you in federal court. This is not China, this is a country ruled by law! Lindsay Lohan screamed in shock, trying to scare Li Guanyu.

"You're scared!" Li Guanyu showed a sneer and pronounced the verdict in an indifferent tone.

In the face of Li Guanyu's verdict, although Lindsay Lohan wanted to resist, she found that she couldn't say the words 'I'm not scared at all'. Because she was really scared, as could be seen in her trembling legs and her back in a cold sweat.

"Since you want to see the glass explode into petals, then I'll fulfill you!"

Li Guanyu whispered this nightmare sentence in Lindsay Luo Han's heart, and then used all his strength to smash the glass bottle that had been raised to the highest point with all his strength......

The moment the glass bottle sped down from the sky, Lindsay Lohan broke down and let out a terrible scream and burst into tears—well, not just the eyes, but also the vagina.

Originally, Li Guanyu didn't want to smash her head, but just wanted to smash the pillar next to her to scare her. I didn't expect her to be so intimidated, and she actually cried loudly. The thing that Li Guanyu is most afraid of in his life is that the female surname is crying beside him. So he forcibly retracted his strength, and then threw the glass bottle aside. With his free right hand, he straightened Lindsay Lohan's face and said, "What are you crying about, it's really bad if you cry again." ”

As soon as Li Guanyu's words came out, Lindsay Luo Han hurriedly held back her wail, her eyes widened and her mouth pursed as cute as a little girl.

Seeing this, Li Guanyu was angry and funny. Gently slapped Lindsay Lohan's face twice, and said, "Next time I'm naughty, I'll hit it really." ”

"Hmm!" Lindsay Lohan nodded like a child, she had never been so obedient, and she herself didn't know why she was so obedient.

Seeing that Lindsay Lohan was so obedient, Li Guanyu couldn't continue to teach a lesson. He let go of the hand that was holding her neck, muttered 'no tears' and turned away.

As soon as he turned his back, Lindsay Lohan said something that almost made him fall: "You can't see my tears, my tears are hidden in the underworld." ”

“…………”

Li Guanyu's head couldn't help but draw a few black lines, he didn't expect Lindsay Lohan to be so strong and so non-mainstream.

Next, the faction begins as usual. Far from making a mess, Lindsay Lohan sat in the corner like a lady all night, and her eyes never took off Li Guanyu all night.

And the reason why she did this was to think about a profound question - am I lace edge? Or a normal female surname? Is my surname orientation abnormal? Or is it normal?

While she was thinking deeply, Li Guanyu was instigated to sing more than a dozen songs, each of which was met with enthusiastic applause and cheers. Avril called Li Guanyu the next Michael Jackson if he enters the entertainment industry.

The good times are always short-lived, and soon they come to three o'clock in the morning - this night club that is not open 24 hours is closing, in fact it should close at two o'clock.

When they were separated, Li Guanyu was entangled again. Almost all the female stars in front of him want to go home with him, but it seems that he can only choose one, or not at all. For personal gain, he should choose Megan Fox or Christine, after all, these two people are the second of his 'keys' to unlock the seal. Emotionally, it seems that he should choose Avril Lavigne, who had just been forced into a relationship, to go home.

While Li Guanyu was extremely entangled, several female stars were surprisingly not embarrassed for him - when they saw Li Guanyu standing next to the Ferrari with only two seats, they all chose 'I want to sleep' as a reason to go home separately.

What's going on? They didn't pester me? Is there something wrong with my charm?

Li Guanyu couldn't help but let out such self-doubts, but soon, he began to think that it was a conspiracy again. Because he found out that the group of female stars were leaving in one direction, and Avril was also in Megan Fox's car.

Don't? Are they going to form an alliance?

An inexplicable conjecture suddenly flashed in Li Guanyu's mind.

Just when Li Guanyu was about to give up his conjecture and get in the car and leave, a timid voice sounded behind him: "Lee, are you going home?" ”

Li Guanyu looked back, Lindsay Lohan.

"Hmm!" Li Guanyu nodded, not too enthusiastic and not too indifferent.

"My car was driven away by a friend, so... Can you send me? Lindsay Lohan cautiously made a request, and judging from the shy expression, it should have been a real difficulty.

"Oh, get in the car!" Li Guanyu did not refuse, opened the car door and let Lindsay Lohan get into the car - in his bones, he is still a gentleman after all.

When Lindsay Luo Han fastened his seat belt, Li Guanyu turned sideways and asked, "What is your home address?" ”

"156 Queen's Road."

"Hmm!"

Li Guanyu didn't talk nonsense, and directly started the vehicle and quickly galloped towards the destination. Along the way, the two didn't communicate at all, but Lindsay Lohan was still staring at Li Guanyu stupidly.

Soon, the destination was reached. When the car stopped, Lindsay Lohan did not get out of the car immediately, but was silent for about 20 seconds, and finally squeezed out a sentence: "Actually, I am not as bad as reported by public opinion." ”

"Anthracene!" Although Li Guanyu didn't know why Lindsay Lohan said this to herself, she still nodded very politely to show her understanding.

"Thank you!" Lindsay Lohan bowed very politely, then pulled his seat belt, opened the car door and walked down.

When Lindsay Luo Han got out of the car, Li Guanyu waved his hand to her very usually. I just wanted to start the car and speed away, but somehow, my mouth said uncontrollably: "Drink less alcohol in the future, don't go to drugs." Those things are not good for health. ”

"Uh-huh!" Lindsay Lohan immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice, looking ecstatic, as if Li Guanyu said a few more words to her was God's greatest favor to her.

"I'll go first, bye-bye!"

Li Guanyu waved politely, stepped on the accelerator and galloped away. He didn't want to have too much to do with Lindsay Lohan, after all, he was messy enough now, and he couldn't bear and didn't want to get entangled in a problematic lace edge.

Just when Li Guanyu thought that this was the end of the matter, the next day, the major entertainment media overwhelmingly reported the news of the Warriors' all-night party. And Li Guanyu sending Lindsay and Lohan home was portrayed as Li Guanyu's counterattack - after all, everyone knew that Lindsay Lohan had publicly attacked the list of fish girls in front of the media.

And due to the overwhelming news coverage, the Warriors were suddenly molded into a team that 'only wants to have fun and does not want to make progress'. And Lindsay Lohan is positioned as a female star who is 'not willful enough and defects from the battle', and Li Guanyu is made into a female star killer who must be repaid - for a while, the American entertainment industry has been in a hurry, and Li Guanyu is regarded as a flood beast, and those guys who have married female stars are even more uneasy, for fear that their wives will have something to do with Li Guanyu.........

(To be continued)