In less than five hours, a total of three shots were fired in one bed and one car. Li Guanyu was not only weak in his limbs and frivolous in his steps, but he was in good spirits and refreshed - his whole body was full of active energy.

I drove back to the hotel where I was staying and fell asleep.

At this time, the other side of the ocean was boiling for Li Guanyu's back-to-back triple, especially AV5 rarely cut out the last bloody picture, which immediately made Li Guanyu's status change from a basketball star to an iron-blooded man.

Now, if anyone dares to say that Li Guanyu eats with his face, it is estimated that there will be 200 million kitchen knives flying towards that person in the whole of China. It's not a public enemy, but at least it's a public enemy of all sports fans.

At the same time, the Internet flirting faction also listed the Fish Emperor as the only man in the universe who can compete with Brother Chun - Xin Yu Emperor, impotent/impotence. Emperor Xinyu, resurrected in a state full of blood on the spot. Emperor Xinyu, no menstrual cramps............

Short sentences such as this spread from the Yudi Bar to the entire network in less than half a day, and many forums such as Tianya, Cat Pounce, Shark Pounce, and Phoenix Sky quickly became popular. Suddenly, the Fish Emperor became the only 'god' in the Chinese sports world. What 'Ba God', 'Yi Di', 'Great Emperor', and 'Ouch My' all turned into floating clouds.

In addition to the crazy flirtatious faction, serious basketball fans are also crazy, and almost when they meet, they are 'have you watched the video of Li Guanyu's lore, it's amazing'. And the so-called best basketball website in China, Shark Fight is even more unobjective, very uncalm, hanging a banner on the homepage - Li Guanyu is the savior of Chinese basketball.

The Fish Party Club was also boiling, because Qingqing Ziyin had announced that Li Guanyu would meet with everyone in ten days, and called all kinds of questions for Li Guanyu to answer.

"With Li Guanyu, China will enter the top six of the men's basketball team in the London Olympics." For the first time, Director Xin publicly talked about his views on Li Guanyu in front of the media, and also made a grand wish on the spot: "We will find the best partner for Li Guanyu, and the Chinese men's basketball team officially announced that it has entered the post-Yao Ming era." ”

The whole country did not have any objection to Director Xin's remarks. Because what he said was nonsense, as long as it was a basketball, he understood - Yao Ming was so by you that he became ill, what else can he do if he doesn't enter the post-Yao Ming era? Now that there is a Li Guanyu popping up, you believe that adults will steal the fun!

There is no doubt that Li Guanyu is the one who carries the banner of the Chinese men's basketball team for the next 15 years. Judging from his current performance, the Chinese men's basketball team has a very good chance to break through the historical results. He has great offensive skills, but that's not all he has, and what he is best at is making it easy for his teammates to score. This is a rare point guard for Chinese point guards. Sports commentator Mr. Da Xu said.

"Li Guanyu is a rare genius in China in 50 years." Zhang Lili closed the coffin of Li Guanyu after Li Guanyu won his home team, the Lakers.

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China is full of praise, and the United States is still scolding. Obviously, Li Guanyu has offended a group that has the right to speak, and most of these guys will be punished for their flaws. Since Li Guanyu's on-court performance was fault-free, they could only put their mistakes off the court.

They caught Li Guanyu and sprayed blood on Kobe Bryant and Nicholson after the game. Beneath their mouths or pens, Li Guanyu has been successfully described as an evil Chinese Yankee. Some even regard Li Guanyu's blood as some kind of bizarre curse technique in China.

In this kind of rendering, Li Guanyu's back-to-back triple-doubles did not cause much of a stir, even if this is the strongest statistic among this year's rookies.

Kobe Bryant made it clear in an interview that he did not blame Li Guanyu's behavior - "Although we are tense on the court, Lee and I are out-and-out good friends off the court, our surnames are similar, and we are both so competitive and competitive." So, I can understand what he did to me after the game. I also hope that the league will not blame him for this, because sometimes some actions are really just subconscious. This guy has pride engraved in his bones, so please don't blame Mr. Nicholson. ”

Nicholson made a similar point - blood? Oh! I did have some disgust at the moment, but after taking a shower, it all went away. Lee is a good player, and if he says he's going to be a superstar, he's got everything to be a superstar.

Yes, although both parties expressed their forgiveness to Li Guanyu. However, the league issued a penalty notice the next morning - Miami No. 10 player Li Guanyu was fined $20,000 and suspended for one game without pay for misconduct after the game.

When Li Guanyu learned of the penalty notice, he was sitting on a bus bound for Satmento.

"I have to say, David Stern made a stupid decision." Spoelstra spoke his mind instead of Li Guanyu.

"That's right, David Stern is an idiot." Michael Beasley hurriedly chimed in: "What else can he do besides fines?" ”

"Lee, do you want me to pay for you?" The eldest brother Dwyanwade took over the fine, after all, he also knew that Li Guanyu won the last game, as the boss, he had to say something that Li Guanyu's salary was not high after tax.

"No!" Li Guanyu hurriedly waved his hand, he didn't want to owe Dwyanwade too much favor. After being silent for a long time, Li Guanyu, who was depressed, suddenly raised his head, his eyes were sly, and asked softly: "I heard that once Mark Cuban transported a cart of penny coins to the alliance headquarters?" Is there such a thing? ”

As soon as Li Guanyu's words came out, the audience immediately applauded. Michael Beasley shouted, "Willow is crazy, next time I'll pay a car of one-cent coins if I'm fined." ”

"Lee, I've got your back!" Dwyanwade immediately raised his hand in support.

"I'm optimistic!" Head coach Spoelstra agreed.

"Raise your hand if you agree!" Michael Beasley stood up and asked loudly.

Thirty seconds later, everyone, including the driver, raised their hands.

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Uh, a thousand words owed!

Thanks to oak47o, the resurrected Tracy, Yongcheng Prodigal Son 23, and ppkiller1231 for the tips of the four children's shoes, three grams of oil and fern horse pool~~

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