Chapter 109: Twenty Years of Professional Pit Daddy

"Uncle Cousin, you are too outdated, the world's cross-era online game, full of eighteen-year-old young people, is there anyone who doesn't play? I suggest that Uncle Cousin can go in and experience it, and after the experience, I guarantee that you won't be able to stop at all! Xiaowei gave Yi's father a 'you are already out' expression, shook his head and kindly gave advice.

"Oh? Since even Xiaowei, a high-achieving student, has suggested it, it is a bit too much for my cousin not to experience it! Yi's father glanced at Wenlan's husband, whose face had begun to turn blue, and happily listened to Xiaowei's suggestion.

"That's right! The world is a game of all ages, and there is no need to operate manually, as long as the person is alive, even the elderly who can't move can walk like flying in the game, and the sword flies...... What a joy it is! By the way, I suggest that after you enter the game, choose Qingyun of the Terrans, Qingyun Lao Niu B......"

When it comes to games, Xiaowei can't stop at all, and he doesn't play on his mobile phone, so he has completely become an enthusiastic game instructor, and the old man and mother next to him are all blue and purple, and wisps of green smoke are faintly visible on his head.

Good guy, the old lady praised you as a good young man, a student model in the new era, you are good, Pian Pian disagrees with the old lady, and classifies yourself as a senior game expert...... And it's endless, enthusiastically preaching that playing games is the mission of mankind and the future of the people of the motherland......

I also blame myself for Lao Tzu and Lao Niang's stubborn and rigid thinking, why don't you enjoy the fantasy and wonder of the cross-universe alien world......

Such a cheating daddy and a cheating mother...... This kid said that he was not a comic pig teammate sent by God, who would believe it?

Wen Lan and Wen Lan's husband saw Xiao Wei moving the stool to Yi's father's side and splashing stars with Yi's father and uncle's spittle, and they were immediately trembling with anger.

And before, he was still praising Xiaowei as a group of people who tended to be inflammatory, and they were dumbfounded and speechless at the sudden turn of God.

Your sister! This is the future pillar of the motherland and the future celebrity who influenced the world?

Just playing games every day, speaking of the game's foaming stars, not to mention the future, it is estimated that it is a question of whether you can graduate in the summer. And just such a depraved pit teammate, are you meowing to tease me, or am I opening my eyes in the wrong way, hey?

The faces of people who tend to be inflammatory, embarrassed, embarrassed, speechless, and messy, and their faces are wonderful. Anyway, the face was "snapped", and it was very loud and painful.

"Uh-huh! Xiaowei, I know that you only play games after mastering all the subjects in the first semester, but I still say that game is a game, and you can't pull down what you want to learn! "In the end, it is the deputy mayor, who has much better control over his emotions than ordinary people, even if he is obviously angry and wants to jump to his feet, he can't wait to give his son a big mouth, but for the sake of image, he has to hold back what he says and find a way to turn the situation around.

It's a pity that the global attraction to young people is beyond doubt, so Xiaowei, as a pit dad player, decisively evolved into a pit dad professional player after meeting the "like-minded" Yi dad and uncle, and is moving rapidly towards the nickname of "professional pit dad for 20 years".

"Mastering what? Our teacher also plays the world, if you get good equipment, good pets, and powerful skills task information, use it to bribe, and promise not to fail! And voila! Qingxia's teachers and professors all play the world, you say how attractive this world is, so you say...... "Xiaowei gave full play to the essence of his scum, and did not cooperate with him at all, vowing to make his career perfect."

"This rabbit cub ......" Wen Lan's old man's angry head was about to explode, and his emotions were decisively uncontrollable.

"You dead rabbit! What are you talking nonsense to me? Come over to me soon! Wen Lan's face turned green, with such a pit father and a cheating son, she now wants to rebuild Xiaowei.

"Ah...... Mom, come and see! Here comes a super beautiful and cool sports car! By the way, there's also a nice big truck with a car, it's just like the Transformers in the movie, it's so cool! Twelve-year-old Jianjian, with six-year-old Kiki, rushed into the house screaming, and the monkey eagerly pulled Li Yidi's aunt and aunt, wanting her to enjoy the incredible scene.

"Yo! Little Jianjian! You know sports cars! Not bad! It's a rare occurrence of sports cars in the countryside! Let's go, take my brother to take a look! Seventeen-year-old Wen Yao can't play the world, so although he yearns for the games described by Xiaowei, he can't play them, but he is more interested in cool sports cars.

It is rare for famous cars to appear in the countryside, let alone tens of millions of sports cars, which naturally arouses everyone's curiosity and excitement.

"What a sports car! It's rare even in big cities, but I didn't expect it to appear in our countryside, whose relatives are so rich? Could it be that Uncle Wu's daughter next door married a huge rich? "My uncle was a car fan, so he was the first to take the lead out of the back room.

Sports cars, but it is a man's dream, so the second and third uncles who cook vegetables don't have the heart to cook vegetables; And women, who like beautiful and dreamy things, sports cars are no less attractive to them than jewelry.

"Those who can afford sports cars are estimated to come from the province, either rich or expensive, let's go and see it!" The Vinland couple, who were in an embarrassing situation, felt that this sports car was a savior sent by God, which was really timely. But......

Here comes the main course!

Yi's father and mother smiled at each other, got up and followed everyone.

The back house of my grandmother's house was a hillside with some sparse pine trees, and to get to the main entrance of my grandmother's house, you had to take a circular gravel road next to the hillside.

The gravel road is a bit narrow, so there's enough space for one car, but not enough for two or large trucks. So Li Yi let the trolley transporter of the famous car stop on the road, and then drove the sports car to his grandmother's house.

Silver and black gradients, two dark purple eyes like noble demons, the body lines are smooth and stylish; The sharp and flat, water chestnut shaped front and rear of the car have both a cool feeling of sharp and cold, and a dreamy ultra-modern feeling;

Coupled with the faint sunlight, a layer of demonic brilliance changes with the color of the body, which is both mysterious and sci-fi;

It has a great impact on people's vision, which makes everyone at the top of the slope very intoxicated, and the blood in their bodies is boiling, and they are the ones who can't drive now.

No, don't say sitting, even if you touch it, this year is the best year of their lives.

"Ding Dong"

A message made Li Yi subconsciously step on the brakes and pick up his mobile phone to watch the message.

Mom: Open the hood, we're on the slope!

All right! My mother has instructions, and as a caring little lover, she naturally has to follow them completely.

"Snort"

Just like a science fiction movie, the dreamy and mysterious sports car, the carport from the middle to the sides, like water sliding down, slowly opens, revealing the inside full of science fiction.

Wow! I didn't expect it to be more dreamy and cool inside, and this shrinking convertible is exactly the same as a sports car in a science fiction movie, it's so dazzling!

The shape of the sports car has made them fascinated, but they didn't expect that the inside is the most fantastic and cool, for a while, the people on the hillside were fascinated by the sports car, and the children screamed in surprise, and happily ran towards the sports car.

Moreover, even Li Yi's grandmother, who is old and not interested in sports cars, is full of praise.

"This kid has stolen the limelight from his old man!" Yi's father showed jealousy, and he thought about whether he would knock on the side and ask his son for a top-of-the-line sports car.

Li Yi didn't know that he, who was bent on acting according to the instructions of the "leader", had already been remembered by Yi's father.

"Hey! Grandma, grandpa, uncle, aunt...... Why aren't you all in the house, but you're all here! Li Yi opened the car door and got out of the sports car, then took off his sunglasses and walked up the hillside, while waving his hand to greet the elders. …… The sports car turned out to be the nephew's (Xiaoyi)'s......

This amount of information is too much, except for Yi's father and mother, everyone else is collectively stunned, and their brains fall into a state of death due to insufficient memory.

And the Vinland couple, it was as if they had been struck by lightning, their eyes widened, as if they had seen a ghost: Am I dreaming? Ah, hey?

"Ah...... I knew it was Brother Xiaoyi, so cool and handsome! Sure enough, it's my Xiaoyi brother who can be so good B! Jian Jian was so excited, as if his idol had suddenly turned into a superman, he was in a hurry, as if he had exploded into a small universe, and his speed was about to catch up with the athletes of the Olympic Games.

"Haha...... Dude! You pretend to be B, don't give my little brother a psychological preparation! Ha ha...... Sure enough, it's still an old brother cow! When I came back, it was earth-shattering! Ha ha...... I miss you to death! Wen Yao also rushed to Li Yi in surprise, and opened his arms far away, ready to give Li Yi an 'affectionate' hug.

"Huh! You two stinky guys, what are you talking like! Don't be hypocritical with my brother, go to the car to find your true love! Li Yi's eyes were warm and doting, but his face was pouting with disdain, and he threw away a big and small idiot (female) who hugged his neck and wanted to murder him, hugged his thighs (Jianjian, Qiqi) left and right, and pressed a control button with his right hand, so that the door of the sports car opened coolly like a bird spreading its wings.

"Oh yes! I'm going to drive the driver, I'm going to drive a sports car! "Jianjian is like a monkey, a few jumps on the 'fly' into the car, Wen Yao and Qiqi are not slow, Yu Yue into the sports car to touch this and that, busy non-stop.

"Healthy! Come down, you're getting mud on your feet, and you're staining your sports car! Although the uncle felt very dreamy about Li Yi's sports car, as a car fan, he was heartbroken when he saw several monkey cubs ruining the sports car. Other people who came to their senses also showed distress.

"It's okay! If it's dirty, it's just a matter of cleaning it once, and the sports car is not for people to sit on! Li Yi doesn't care so much about sports cars, anyway, if the sports car is broken, he will buy it: "Moreover, the controller is in my hand, and they can't drive it, at most play with the deformation device of the car." ”

"Oops! Will it also be deformed? What a high-end sports car! Then you shouldn't let a few little bunnies spoil it! The three uncles spoke in unison this time, and as soon as they took a step, they wanted to run to the sports car and pull out the three little guys who were playing inside.

"Uh...... Uncle, I don't care, what do you need, by the way, I still have a gift for you, well, my uncle has it too! Li Yi stopped the three uncles and turned to the running lane: "Of course, aunts, aunts, and grandparents all have gifts!" ”