The Bobcats players were gloating about the internal conflicts of other teams one day ago, and the next day they found themselves in the team as discordant.

After the training, Weaver and Landry quarreled, one of them is a shooting guard, the other is a power forward, there is no competition at all, how can there be a contradiction?

The reason for the quarrel between the two is rather boring, because of what Landry wrote. When Landry heard that Lopez was writing a book, he became interested in writing a book. But how can he write a book? There was no inspiration at all.

At the beginning of this season, the host of the Chinese Imperial Court TV went to the Bobcat to interview Landry and gave him the Chinese nickname "Lan Lan", Hayes kindly reminded him that there is a great "romantic movie" actress in Asia who is also called this name, although because the working hours are too long, the hard work that Lan Lan has disappeared, but still many people recognize, it is better to change the nickname.

But Landry said firmly, "No, I like the name very much. What do you care about other people? ”

Hayes felt that he was invincible at the time, and admired: "Then I wish you to reach the point where you don't know Landry and watch the NBA in vain......"

From that time on, Hayes suspected that Landry's IQ was a bit problematic. Later, Landry started to write books, and his mind was so empty that he couldn't even keep up with his complaints, how could he write a book? Landry thought of a shortcut, and that was to write a biography or something like that. Record what the players say during the game and in the dressing room.

Teammates often watch him in the locker room with a small notebook to record something, and think he is remembering tactics, but I didn't expect to write down some funny things said by teammates, and add some of his own evaluations.

Among them, there are a lot of Weaver and his hair scratches, and he thinks that Weaver is not as good as Anthony Morrow, he doesn't like to use his brain when he plays, he just likes to go it alone, and he is a bit arrogant in his bones. Weaver looked through Landry's notebook curiously that day, and when he saw that some of his ** had been written down, he was immediately annoyed and asked Landry to theorize.

Hayes, as the boss, of course has to stand up and mediate. Weaver frowned and said, "Chuck, he also wrote down the incident of your All-Star Game locker room being gone, and he still thinks it's funny, this kid gloating......"

Hayes gave Landry a blank look, and Landry lowered his head in embarrassment.

Azubuk walked over and patted Weaver on the shoulder and persuaded, "Although he didn't do it properly, we have been together for two years and are good friends." Forgive him this time. ”

Weaver said, "He also wrote about your girlfriend's breast augmentation in the book. ”

When Azubuk was told about the sore spot, he immediately changed his face. "That's not a good idea, close the door and let Weaver go!"

In the end, Landry was forced by a group of people to swear that this thing would never be published. Landry said that he would go home and put it away and not let others see it, so as to calm the anger of the people. It's easy for celebrities to publish books, especially the books that break the news of other stars, even if there are a lot of typos, it is estimated that there will be fans who want to buy a copy and take a look at it.

After a while, Durant proposed that everyone go for a swim in the pool at Time Warner Arena tomorrow. He said solemnly, "Forget what Karl remembered." We should be better and more united. I think it's easier to enhance the relationship between teammates, we have to put aside the shackles of life, exchange feelings on the one hand, and relax on the other hand to prepare for the next round of the playoffs. ”

"Kevin, if I didn't know that your kid was full of pornography under his bed, I really suspected that you were in the same relationship." Hayes went to Durant's house once and was shocked by the number of films under his bed.

"It's a good idea, swimming is a good exercise, and it's also a good relaxation!" Van Gundy agreed with Durant's proposal. "If there's nothing to do, let's swim tomorrow. Play I'm in for dinner! ”

Hayes hated swimming so much because he couldn't swim, and for some reason he wanted to sink with a lifebuoy. Gao Tongxuan has already laughed at him at home, and he doesn't want to be ugly in front of his teammates.

At this time, the head coach D'Antoni said: "I will not participate in tomorrow's activities, you all have to save your energy, don't relax too much and forget how to play." ”

Seeing that his face was ugly, Hayes walked up to D'Antoni and whispered, "Mike, your face is not very good, is there something wrong?" ”

"I'm fine." D'Antoni smiled wryly. But his expression was clear that something was wrong, and it wasn't a good thing.

Van Gundy also noticed D'Antoni's strangeness, because D'Antoni always looked smiling and rarely had a sad face.

Under the questioning of the two, D'Antoni finally handed over his boss in a place where no one was. He felt a little sick when he ate meat last week and went for a medical check-up. Yesterday the physical examination form came out, and it was found that there were gallbladder polyps, with an area of 10.4 by 0.8m. According to the person who sent the medical examination form, if the gallbladder polyp is particularly severe, it needs to be operated on, otherwise there is a high chance of turning into cancer.

D'Antoni was blinded at the time.

"I have diabetes and high blood pressure, and I can't do it easily, otherwise the incision will not heal easily. My belly is very big, full of fat, and I am afraid that something will happen to me as soon as I open the knife, and I may have a complication, and the incision will not grow, even if I have a closed injection......" D'Antoni said, his eyes red. "I've gotten the news that the best coach of the season might be me. It's really joyful and sad. If you don't have surgery, you may turn cancer, and it will be troublesome to operate, Chuck, Jeff, don't talk about it, I don't want to affect the mood of the players, we must win the championship this season! But I don't have a championship ring in mind......"

Van Gundy didn't expect D'Antoni to be so sick and let out a long sigh.

Hayes thought it was strange. He has the impression that D'Antoni has always been healthy, and he has done a good job as a coach with the New York Knicks. How can it be another gallbladder polyp and an open operation? Why is D'Antoni's tone worse now than when Hong Qigong passed it to Huang Rong to beat the dog stick...... Could it be that in a previous life, no one paid attention to the successful operation? Hayes is sure it never says it on the sports news.

There's only one truth, and he's all right! Hayes thought to himself. "Mike, did you go to the hospital for a check-up? Or ask the team doctor to look at the physical examination form? ”

"No, I was afraid that once I was diagnosed, they would immediately hospitalize me for surgery, I checked on the Internet, and the biggest polyp on the Internet was not as big as mine. It should be quite serious. D'Antoni sighed: "I want to wait until the season is over and I win the championship before going back to the review. ”

When Van Gundy heard this, he hurriedly persuaded: "Dude, are you joking with your own life?" We reached the finals, and it will be at least a month before we win the championship, so we can't afford to delay. If you look at it now, maybe it's okay, but what if it's serious for a month? You'd better hurry up and see a doctor. Think about it, what if you go to the doctor a month later and the doctor says, 'If you had come a month earlier, it would have been cancerous by now.'" 'What do you do?' (Are you really persuasive?) D'Antoni's face immediately collapsed like the big dog in "Cat and Mouse."

"I also recommend that you go to the doctor first, while we are on vacation," Hayes said. But I don't think you're sick that you're going to need surgery or something. Asking the doctor may be a trivial. You must be distracted by this in your heart. During the game, you were full of thoughts about this illness, how could you be in the mood to line up the troops? This drag will also affect the team. Why don't you go to the hospital today? I can drive with you. ”

"Chuck is right, if it's really good, you can go with peace of mind. We're going to lead the team to the championship. Van Gundy said excitedly. He wanted to say, "Let's go to the hospital with peace of mind", but I didn't know how to do it, so I omitted a little.

D'Antoni's face collapsed even more, and he said slowly: "Jeff, I just found out now that the biggest crow is not Barkley......"

After figuring it out, D'Antoni took the medical checklist and went to the hospital, accompanied by Hayes and Van Gundy. After figuring it out, D'Antoni didn't want to drag it out. If it is particularly serious, it is not as important as life. Although it is a bit of a pity to win the championship with the players, but leaving Qingshan without worrying about running out of firewood, even if he temporarily retreats to the second line, the championship ring also has him. D'Antoni was concerned that his distraction would affect the team's results.

Along the way, D'Antoni was nervous. I've been thinking about what I might be in. I knew that I shouldn't eat so many sweets when I was young, but now my blood sugar is high and I can't control it, and it's inconvenient to have surgery. It could have been a minor problem, but it could have been fatal to him. Why is he so unlucky? Why do people know how to cherish when they lose their health? How can you not worry your family? How to write a will? Seeing Van Gundy's frowning face like a farewell to a corpse, D'Antoni felt like crying. But Hayes seemed relaxed all the time, giving D'Antoni some encouragement. 'Maybe I'm really fine, maybe this kid has no heart and lungs, and I feel like I'm still winning the championship without the team, I just have to wait to get the ring......

The three of them took a 15-minute drive to the hospital near D'Antoni's home, and waited for a while to enter the outpatient room. D'Antoni handed the medical examination form to the doctor with a trembling hand, waiting for the final verdict.

An internal medicine specialist who is about 50 years old took his eyes, looked at the physical examination table and said, "There is no problem, pay attention to dinner at night, don't overeat, and be more active." ”

No problem? D'Antoni was relieved, and while gesturing with his hand, he asked, "Doctor, is it really okay?" Didn't it say that my gallbladder polyp had reached 10.4 by 0.8m? Doesn't that have to be such a big piece? ”

"Didn't you notice that there is a parenthesis after this 0.8m? There's always one in front of you, right? How big is your gallbladder? 10.4 The gallbladder of the cow grows out...... "The doctor pointed to the physical examination form and watched D'Antoni try to hold back a smile, if it wasn't for an old acquaintance, he really wanted to break the news to the media, it must be a big joke in the NBA league.

D'Antoni took the physical examination form and looked at it, and sure enough, it was (0.4x0.8m), but the brackets were handwritten, which looked like a 1. D'Antoni sweats. Scare yourself?

"But why have I lost my appetite for food lately? I used to eat steaks for two, but now I'm full with one. D'Antoni said embarrassedly.

"You used to have such a good appetite, didn't you? I eat meat and stomach reflux...... Didn't you two look at his medical checklist? It's normal for a person to be wrong. Can't all three of them be mistaken, right? The doctor asked with a smile.

Hayes and Van Gundy laughed.

Van Gundy said: "I didn't see it, we thought he was almost finished, so we came directly with him." ”

D'Antoni's old face flushed, and he laughed too.

(To be continued)