Monday, June 29, 2030.

Because of the dual effects of the greenhouse effect and the heat island effect, during this time, Jinbei is the season to roast acquaintances, and the heat wave rises from the asphalt road, and the figures on the street are blurry. At this time, the outdoor temperature exceeds 50 degrees Celsius, and the surface temperature exceeds 110 degrees Celsius. More than a decade ago, there was a joke that eggs could be fried if they were thrown on the ground, but now, don't talk about eggs, even raw beef will be fried for you!

At half past eight in the morning, Liu Qingshan turned over and sat up from the bed and unplugged the small electric fan socket that had been blowing all night. There is no way to do it in the hot weather, even with the help of a small electric fan, Liu Qingshan feels that his back is wet, and all of it is sweat flowing from his back.

Liu Qingshan glanced left and right, and the three roommates were not in the dormitory. Their bed was just a thick plank, the sheets and duvets were all in the cupboard, the tables were spotless, and the third roommate had just left the dormitory yesterday afternoon to go home.

It stands to reason that Liu Qingshan should have left school and gone home yesterday, but the shameless aunt on the bus took advantage of her napping time on the bus to steal her mobile phone!

Liu Qingshan just took a nap and lost time, and when he woke up, he saw the shameless aunt taking the mobile phone from her backpack, but the aunt confidently claimed that the mobile phone in her hand was bought by herself.

Although there is surveillance on the bus, and the surveillance video proves all this completely, the aunt does not admit it at all! Moreover, the aunt is unforgiving, and she falls on the bus to "touch porcelain", and her two little feet are fluttering and fluttering, and she is more dedicated than the big stars in the movie. After all, big stars still have to care about a face problem, and the aunt doesn't want Bilian.

Auntie's "upright" behavior caused the whole bus to be paralyzed for dozens of minutes, there is no way, the mobile phone is small, the safety of the bus is a big matter, looking at a bus pedestrian staring at his own little eyes, Liu Qingshan can only grit his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and casually throw 200 yuan to the aunt for mental damage.

I bought a watch last year!

Mu has a way, because the bus was delayed for too long, which directly caused him to not catch the train in time.

Jumping off the bed ladder, Liu Qingshan took out his newly bought mobile phone from his duffel bag. It is said that this is today's latest mobile phone Guohua Glory10,Now it has evolved to the 7G era,The 6G mobile phone I bought a few years ago has long been less than ten generations,Compared with my original mobile phone,The new version of Guohua Glory10It seems to be much more high-end and atmospheric。

This mobile phone does not need to install a calling card, let alone generate phone bills, and can even be snapped up at a shocking price of one yuan, which is a bunker.

Liu Qingshan has never heard of any 7G mobile phone, it is said to be the latest model this year, as for what functions it has?

QQ, WeChat, Baidu, Alipay, King Pesticides, NetEase Cloud Music, Tencent Video, Taobao Shopping, these decades-old APPs are still shining and have entered the stage of large-scale charging.

The most annoying thing is Baidu, now you have to pay Baidu for Baidu to search, and the price varies according to the search content, from one point to one hundred yuan, which is called "knowledge" is power.

When he was bored, Liu Qingshan opened Tencent Video and wanted to watch the TV series. The stars in the TV series are quite beautiful, under the effect of polishing and filters, their little faces are as white as white walls, even if they are fifty or sixty years old, there is not a trace of wrinkles on their faces, all of them are "cultivating immortals and attaining the Tao", and the so-called "crane hair and childish face" is nothing more than that.

Liu Qingshan stared at the TV series for three hours because he had nothing to do, and his body was even more tired.

In order to make money, the producers are reluctant to buy new clothes, all of them are old models from 2000, a good "Condor Heroes" has been remade dozens of times, and now it has been remade into "The Beggar Heroes", the wooden boards in the heavy sword used by Huang Sect Master are exposed, and the whole play reveals a characteristic from the inside out - poverty.

There's no way, it's no secret that the director launders money through film and television, and the behind-the-scenes financiers don't pretend anymore, anyway, it's up to you to complain after the film is filmed. Anyway, martial arts dramas and costume dramas are just as ugly, spit, spit, and one day the audience and friends will get used to it.

Guohua glory ten mobile phone is the only different APP is only a software called "Pinsixi", I heard the owner of the mobile phone store say that this "Pinsixi" is "Pinduoduo" brother software, and Pinduoduo is different, the price of the goods inside is cheaper, and the quality is better.

What's more critical is that I heard the owner of the mobile phone store say that the Pinsixi APP is also compatible with the take-out function, which is the gospel of college students......

Liu Qingshan looked at the time, it was already twelve o'clock at this time, and it was time for lunch. Open the Pinsixi app, enter your name, address, and mobile phone number in the settings, and bind your bank card.

The takeaway in the spelling Sixi software is quite cheap, for example, the small portions of yellow braised chicken with rice are only 18 yuan, and the pineapple chicken leg burger is 20 yuan. Nowadays, prices are soaring, and this price is not much different from the consumption level more than ten years ago, which is simply too loving!

What's more important is that no matter which merchant has zero delivery fees, how can this make the takeaway brother live?

I ordered a time dry fried spicy hot package in the Pinsixi APP, look at the introduction on the picture This spicy hot package has a large portion, enough for five normal men to eat, and the price is twenty-five yuan. Although it is expensive, in Liu Qingshan's opinion, this package is worth the price and is very cost-effective.

Just when Liu Qingshan was about to order, a red font jumped out of the corner of the Pinsixi APP.

Oh? What is it? Is it the preferential information in the spelling of the Fourth Festival? For example, the first order is free or something?

With a strong curiosity, Liu Qingshan clicked on the red information prompt bar. A chat window then popped up, and a simple paragraph popped up, "Master, help me bring a piece of blood food, I haven't eaten for a long time." ”

The signature of this passage is Wendy.

Although Liu Qingshan didn't know Wendi, but in Liu Qingshan's opinion, as long as the person who called him a master was a friend, he was called Master Su by his classmates because of his profound knowledge (pretending to be like the wind), and the people who knew his title of master were probably classmates and people he knew.

Since they are friends, why is it difficult to help bring a meal? Liu Qingshan searched for a "blood food" in the takeaway, and to Liu Qingshan's surprise, this blood food was unexpectedly expensive! Seventy-four yuan! And judging from the picture, it was just a piece of rice dyed with red syrup.

There was still more than half an hour before the takeaway was delivered, Liu Qingshan watched that it was still early, climbed into bed again, and lay on the bed to watch a TV series for a while.

Because the weather was hot and there was no air conditioning, Liu Qingshan fell asleep in a daze under the blowing of the electric fan.

When he woke up, a vague figure was lying on his table and eating, Liu Qingshan was surprised, who is this?

The man's hair was long, and it completely covered his face, and his body exuded a damp cold air. Like a coser playing a ghost, he was wet all over, wearing a soft white sweatshirt, and water droplets flowed down his clothes onto the tiles, looking very weird.

Su Luo was not intimidated by the makeup of this ghost comrade, after all, there are more terrifying existences in this world than ghosts - human beings, do you dare to believe that the young lady on the street wearing women's clothes, delicate faces, and a pair of slender and slender legs is actually a man who is bigger than you when she takes it out?

Su Luo asked himself that he had experienced the most terrifying thing in the world, and now he had already realized the truth of red dust and dry bones. Even the weirdest things can be handled calmly!

"Who are you?" Su Luo shouted.

The long-haired white-clothed strange man grabbed the takeaway with his hands rather simply and rudely, and the red grains of rice fell down his fingertips and fell to the ground. This kind of roughness and uninhibition is not at all comparable to the people of our generation, and only the people of the other three countries can achieve such a state.

(A Sanguo: Eat with your hands, and don't wash your hands when eating.) Wipe your butt with your left hand and eat with your right hand! When you go out, you must be careful of Indian chefs who cook with two hands...... ）

Su Luo looked fixedly, and the long-haired white-clothed strange man showed a chalk-like eyebrow from between his loose hair. His eyes were large, and they were rolling around like a cold snake. Fair skin, not much worse than those stars who apply grease and powder under the filter.

"I'm a ghost. The long-haired white-clothed strange man smiled, revealing a mouthful of protruding fangs, his teeth were stained with dripping blood, and his originally fair and thin face suddenly became swollen, and the whole image looked divided and terrifying.

"Come less!" Su Luo dismissed, "When I haven't read ghost movies and supernatural novels, how can there be ghosts that come out during the day?"

The long-haired white-clothed strange man smiled, extremely proud, the fangs in his mouth retracted, and his puffy face returned to its original state, explaining: "I have become a Buddha, but I can if the ghosts can't come out during the day." ”

He changed his words and continued, "You don't remember me, master?"

He pointed to Su Luo's mobile phone that he had left on the bed.

"Oh, are you Wendy?" Su Luo suddenly realized.

"Uh-huh, I'm L Wendy. ”

"And what about your trumpet?"

Wendy tied up his wet hair, looking about thirty or forty years old, he sighed, "My other identity is Windy, the head of the Immortal Cultivator Immigration Office. ”

"Oh, I see, please use a mop to mop the ground for me before I leave, and remember to pay me back for some takeout. Su Luo picked up his mobile phone, lazily leaned on another table, and clicked on the king pesticide to play.

Wendi quietly finished eating a box of blood food, and sighed to Su Luo: "Master, I have no money. ”

"What?" Su Luo's voice rose several degrees, and he stood up with a red face and said angrily, "Want to eat rice?"

"Calm down, I said I was a ghost, where's the money?"

"Are you really a ghost?" Su Luo was skeptical.

"yes. ”

"How did you die?"

"There are foreign aliens who have entered the country illegally, and I was attacked and hung up when I was enforcing the law to intercept them. ”

"Heroes?"

Wendi shook his head and smiled bitterly: "At most, it can be regarded as a death in the line of duty." ”

"And what do you mean by creation?"

"It's my identity, you inherited my identity, it's a great benefit!"

"What's the use of your identity?"

"I want to think about it? You don't need to buy a ticket to take a train or plane, you can be reimbursed by public funds for staying in a hotel, you have a work allowance every year, the money is not much, about two million, you don't have to go to work, you have free time to go to the Exit and Entry Office of the Alien in a month, I have a suite in Jinbei......"

"Don't say it! I'm afraid I can't help but beat you!" "They are all human beings, and they all live in the global village, why is there such a big gap between people? Others are comfortable and make a lot of money by making Internet celebrities, but they still have to study hard!

Su Luo was angry when he looked at the person in front of him, but when he thought that he could inherit this identity, then after?

Trying to suppress his excitement to the bottom of his heart, Su Luo asked, "How should I inherit your identity?"

"When I came to your school that day, I pressed my ID behind your closet, and you were too lazy to dig it out for dozens of days. Wendy pointed to Su Luo's closet.

Su Luo took out a small sky-blue notebook from under the closet, which read "Position: Head of the Immigration Office of the Alien, Name: Wendi", in addition to the time, the red seal of the official rubbing, but there was no photo of Wendi himself.

"So that's why you're here?" Su Luo shook the ID in his hand, and suddenly realized, he remembered that there was an airport not far from the school.

Wendy sighed and nodded.

"Another point, after inheriting my identity, you need to go to the Exit and Entry Bureau on the 5th of every month to listen to the instructions of your superiors. Although you can inherit my identity, your current appearance is easy for people in the organization to see, so disguise yourself,"

Wendy took out a thin one from the document, wrote a string of numbers on the table with his wet hand, and continued: "This one was prepared by me in advance, just to deal with special circumstances, I didn't expect it to come in such a useful way today." There is also this QQ group is an official group of cultivators, and it should be good to learn a little skill. ”

Su Luo entered the QQ group number into QQ, clicked Apply to join, and the application also needed to answer a question about joining the group: "May I ask Daoyou how many kinds of monks are cultivated?

Su Luo looked sluggish, took the phone and showed it to Wendi.

Generally speaking, monks are divided into three categories, out of the horse, out of the debut and out of the black, out of the horse refers to worship the five great immortal families who have practiced: fox fairy, yellow fairy, white fairy, willow fairy, gray fairy; debut refers to the cultivator of the family inheritance or the cultivator who is born with the blessing of God; and the black is the cultivator who worshiped the Jianghu sect and cultivated with the sect. Wendi glanced at his phone and kindly gave Su Luo science.

"Then do I calculate the horse, debut, or black?" asked Su Luo curiously.

Wendi shook his head and smiled, "No, do you know how to cultivate? You won't, so your immortal fate is not opened, just a mortal." ”

"Damn!" Su Luo scolded angrily, "It means I can't join this group?"

"You just fill in according to my situation, I am a second-grade edict cultivator, out of the black fairy fate, and worship in the Chopping Grace Hall. ”

"I am a second-grade edict cultivator, out of the black immortal fate, and worship in the Chopping Grace Hall. Su Luo followed Wendi's instructions, filled in word by word, and asked, "Is this enough?"

"It should be no problem, you add one more, my name is Wendi, and I am the director of the Immortal Cultivator Exit and Entry Office. ”

After the last sentence, Wendy's figure gradually became transparent, he smiled, and said, "The auspicious time has come, I should go over there to report, I am also curious, what kind of world is it over there?"