Chapter 32: The Regrettable Thing in Life
Gu Nansheng smiled, squatted down beside Calubdis, and a face that had not been washed for a long time slowly approached her, as if he was about to stick out his tongue to lick her at any time, "It is said that two fishermen were fishing on the beach, and one of the fishermen sank his fishing rod and accidentally caught a ** mermaid, and the fisherman thought about it and let the mermaid go." Then another fisherman asked, 'Why?' Then he replied, 'How? ’。 Among them, 'why' and 'how' translated into Dota continental mean 'why' and 'how', how, funny, haha......"
Gu Nansheng laughed to himself, not at all feeling how cold the joke he was telling.
Calubdis didn't understand Gu Nansheng's joke at all, she just stubbornly tilted her head and avoided Gu Nansheng's stinky mouth.
"Actually, I want to say, the fisherman is really stupid, doesn't he know that 'all roads lead to Rome'? It's okay to 'find a different way'! For example, like me now," as he spoke, Gu Nansheng leaned towards Jones Xiang again, "Tsk, it's so beautiful, you look like this and it's really tempting to commit a crime." ”
(I don't know if you understand this paragraph, in fact, it's a good thing that you don't understand...... Ahem, I'm evil ==+)
Calybdis's body was about to be suppressed by Gu Nansheng, and her heart was like ashes, almost despairing.
"Smack!"
"Ouch!" Gu Nansheng touched the head that had been patted, turned his head blankly and looked over, but saw Jones Xiang standing behind him with an angry face, "Pervert, what do you want to do?" ”
Gu Nansheng shrugged aggrievedly, "I...... I just want her to be honest. ”
"Are you lying to a three-year-old?" Jones Xiang, who had drunk the water, had regained her vitality and completely lost her pitiful appearance just now.
Gu Nansheng couldn't help but shake his head secretly, he knew that he wouldn't give her water to drink.
Calubdis was relieved from her despair, her body was paralyzed on the ground, she had grown so big, she had always lived a life of stars holding the moon, she had always appeared in front of her people with a noble, majestic, and beautiful image, and when had she been humiliated and threatened by this.
Her nose was sore, and tears flowed uncontrollably.
Jones Xiang is a girl after all, she is soft-hearted, and she is busy comforting her, but Calybdis doesn't appreciate it at all, she rudely pushed Jones Xiang away, wiped away her tears with one hand, and when she raised her head to look at Gu Nansheng again, her eyes were already full of hatred.
Gu Nansheng laughed, unscrewed the water bag containing wolf blood, raised his head and poured a few mouthfuls, and then stretched out his tongue to lick the blood from the corner of his mouth, his expression was quite hideous.
"Barbarians! Fallen! If you don't kill me today, I will tear you to pieces in the future. Calybdis's voice was no longer crisp, but hoarse with anger.
Gu Nansheng sneered, "You provoked me so much that I thought I wouldn't dare to kill you?" Do you know how I usually kill people? Especially for girls, there are generally two methods, rape * first and then kill, kill first * and then rape, which one do you choose? ”
"You!" As soon as she mentioned "rape", Jones Xiang had no confidence to speak, she was not afraid of death, but she was afraid of being insulted by this kind of scum who was also scum in the devil, then life was better than death.
Many demobilized warriors regard honor as more important than life, not to mention that she is still a princess, and her honor is the honor of the Naga clan.
"Smack!" Jones Xiang knocked Gu Nansheng's head again and pulled him aside, "You just said how you killed someone?" ”
"Uh......" Gu Nansheng spread his hands, "I scared her." ”
"Hmph, don't think I just don't understand anything, tell you the truth, what are you going to do to her if I'm not there?"
"Hmm...... What do you think I'll do? Gu Nansheng asked rhetorically.
He thought that Jones Xiang would be too shy to answer because of a girl, but he didn't want her to laugh twice, and then asked a question that made Gu Nansheng vomit blood, "You're not a virgin anymore, are you?" ”
Gu Nansheng vomited blood not because he was ashamed to answer this question, but because he had the impression that Jones Xiang would not ask such a naked question. He asked rhetorically, "Then are you a virgin?" ”
"......" Jones blushed and couldn't say anything.
"Actually, I'm a virgin......" Gu Nansheng never blinked when he lied, but if he was counted according to this world, he was indeed a virgin.
"I don't believe it, are you treating me as a silly girl." Jones Xiang pretended to be indifferent, but a pair of eyes stared at Gu Nansheng's face, wanting to see something from his expression.
But what a character Gu Nansheng is, his skin is thicker than the city wall, how can he lie on his face.
I saw him beating his chest and staggering, "I don't believe it...... I don't have to prove anything to you anyway, we're in danger here, alas...... The most painful thing in life is that you haven't had sex before you die. ”
“……”
"Well, what a ...... Actually, you also feel sorry, right? When Gu Nansheng said this, his head pressed to Jones Xiang's ear, and the hot breath he exhaled sprayed onto her ear.
Jones Xiang was startled and jumped up like a bunny, "You...... You...... What are you doing? ”
Gu Nansheng had an innocent expression on his face, "I didn't do anything, let me ask you if you regret it?" ”
"I ...... I...... It's a pity! Jones blushed to the base of her ears, and used a disdainful expression to hide the panic in her heart while proving her purity.
But...... Aren't you sorry? I didn't find a boy I loved and loved myself, and I didn't give him all my heart.
A beautiful girl in her twenties, who didn't taste the sweetness of love, died so lonely.
Don't you really regret it?
It seems like...... Seem...... Maybe...... There are so little regrets.
Thinking of this, Jones Xiang couldn't help but peek at Gu Nansheng, but she happened to bump into the latter's gaze, and was startled, so she hurriedly shifted her gaze and looked behind Gu Nansheng, holding a pergola with her hands, pretending to look at the sea.
"What do you see? Whale watching? ”
Jones blushed, "I...... I'll see if there's a boat to save us! ”
"Oh......" Gu Nansheng shook his head with some regret, "I thought you were looking at me and preparing to study with me how to solve the regretful problem of the two of us." ”
Hearing this, Jones Xiang almost fell to the ground, she never thought that Gu Nansheng would be so shameless and calmly raise this topic, just like buying cabbage and tofu.
What is this, even if she is willing to sacrifice her chastity for any boy, she needs to be in a romantic and warm environment, with shy confessions, sweet love words, hot kisses that melt happiness, caresses and hugs that make passion burn, stars in the sky or blurry candlelight, and ......
In short, there must be many, many things, and her first time must be so beautiful that it can't be more beautiful, and it can't be more romantic.
However, this guy, he thinks he is a piece of clothing, and he wears it when he says it.
"You rascal!" Jones scolded in a puffed voice, and the little bit of rushing that Gu Nansheng had left was gone.
"Hooligans? Why do you say that about me. Gu Nansheng put on an innocent and aggrieved expression again, "I said I don't want to leave regrets, so I want to study with you how to survive, what do you think I want to study with you?" Are you thinking astray? ”
"I ...... I ......" Jones Xiang even had a red neck this time, and she was pure and only thought that she had indeed misunderstood what Gu Nansheng meant.
yes, he used "research research", how can I think about it, Jones incense, Jones incense, what the hell are you thinking.
It's a shame, he must think I'm a bad girl......
The more Jones Xiang thought about it, the more embarrassed she became, if Gu Nansheng asked again, are you a virgin, she would probably blush and nod her head to show her purity.
Seeing Jones Xiang's face red and white for a while, Gu Nansheng almost couldn't help laughing, he suddenly found that Jones Xiang, who had a little temper, was so stupid and cute.
Perhaps, most of the girls in this world are as simple and cute as she is. After all, this is not a world of thirst for money and enjoyment, but a world of fighting for survival.
So much so that even Gu Nansheng, who has always boasted of hating beautiful women, has already felt pity for the girl several times after coming to the Duota Continent.
"Let's go, we're going to get out of the beach before dark, and I'm going to find Frost's Sorrow."
"What?" Jones Xiang's embarrassment was swept away, "What are you going to do?" You...... No! You will fall! ”