Chapter 281: You're really useless

After the game, Chris Bosh was as aggrieved as a little daughter-in-law, and in front of the media, he sadly accused Li Guanyu of abusing and killing prisoners of war: "There is no doubt that Lee violated sportsmanship. How could he continue to stay on the field during garbage time? He is the absolute number one of the Warriors, and on behalf of the Raptors, I make a serious protest and hope that Lee will apologize as soon as possible! ”

Chris Bosh was very impassioned on the issue of crusading against Li Guanyu and killing prisoners of war. But when the reporter asked why he was transparent by Li Guanyu on the court, he didn't speak. In the end, under repeated questioning by reporters, he finally defended himself very embarrassed: "I don't know what happened tonight? All I know is that I don't have any strength on the pitch. The guy had a hard time getting off the plate, and as much as I wanted to use the height advantage to shoot on his head, I found that every time I shot, he always jumped high and made enough distractions for me. I don't know how to deal with this kind of defense. Well, I'd like to say that I was prevented to death by him. I didn't expect him to bounce to this extent with his strength now. ”

And when the reporter asked Li Guanyu how much his strength had bounced, Chris Bosh hesitated for a while, and finally said a world-shattering answer: "It's better than LeBron James!" ”

A little better than LeBron James?

Well, immediately there were journalists who felt like they were going crazy. They couldn't think of anyone in their minds who could compare with LeBron James's physical fitness, but they didn't expect that there would be a stronger person than him in Chris Bosh's mouth today. On top of that, this person is still notoriously physically weak. Can all of this combine without going crazy?

And after Chris Bosh said these words, he walked away, no longer giving the reporter a chance to ask questions. After all, he still needs enough time to forget his sadness tonight, otherwise he will definitely continue to suffer from insomnia for a week - thinking that he was actually frozen by a man who is only six feet four tall, can he sleep peacefully?

When Li Guanyu appeared at the press conference, the reporters immediately threw him many questions, and he only picked up a few important questions to answer. The first question was an explanation of why the torture of prisoners of war was taking place: "Sorry, I only know that a game has forty-eight minutes, not forty or thirty-five minutes. I'm a conscientious player and I want to be able to fight every minute on the pitch and I don't allow myself to let up. As for Chris Bosh's apology, I won't bother with it, because I've never seen in that book that a winner needs to apologize to a loser. And the person who apologized should be him, does he remember what he said before the game? I'm also a reporter, and he says he can stop the Warriors from winning and he needs to draw Golden State. What now? So, he's just a stupid big stinky lizard with no mouth in his mouth! ”

And Li Guanyu's second response was about Chris Bosh saying that he had surpassed LeBron James in physical fitness: "More than LeBron James? Well, I don't know. Because I haven't fought against him yet. But soon you'll be able to see it, and it will take only two days, or forty-eight hours. I love the fight against LeBron James, and even though I get a win every time, it's always a good ride. I'm especially looking forward to the next game because there's going to be Michael Jordan sitting on the sidelines, and I'm going to use my victory to tell Michael Jordan that your No. 23 successor is as bad as shit. ”

And the third paragraph is his answer to a reporter's question about whether he is Jordan's successor: "Michael Jordan's successor? Looks like a wonderful title. But I don't like it, I'm me, and Michael is Michael. One of us is Chinese, the other is American, and I have no connection to him, whether economically, culturally, or genetically. Of course, I have respect for what he's done on the basketball court and there's no doubt he's a great player. But I don't think I'm going to be inferior to him in the future, in fact I think I can beat him. I'm talking about him at his peak, not about him who is now old. You can call me arrogant, but time will tell! ”

After Li Guanyu answered these three questions, he immediately turned around and left, leaving all the reporters with a back that was arrogant to the extreme.

Sure enough, the next day, all the sports newspapers gave such a big headline - in a daze, Li Guanyu asked: Who is Michael Jordan? Who is Michael Jordan's successor?

The wide dissemination of these newspapers instantly won the reputation of Li Guanyu, who had just improved his image, once again as arrogant to the extreme. Almost everyone Li Guanyu was carried away by the temporary victory, and he would sooner or later get the lesson he deserved if he continued like this. Yes, almost all basketball celebrities have come forward to express their criticism of Li Guanyu's unbridled criticism.

In this regard, Li Guanyu chose to ignore it.

Michael Jordan, on the other hand, was rarely modest, and said in a low-key interview with Wang: "Lee is indeed a very strong player, and if he appeared in the NBA 90s, there is no doubt that he would be a very good spoiler." However, I can't be sure if he can beat me in his prime, but based on his previous performances, he is not my opponent in his prime. The future is unknown, after all, this guy's progress is simply a rocket up. At least until now, I can't see where his limits are. In addition, I personally think that he has far surpassed me in some aspects, such as the fact that he founded a legal country, for example, he has nearly thirty Hollywood superstars as wives, and for example, his sneaker sales are far more than the combined sales of several brands of NIKE......"

Michael Jordan chose to be modest, while LeBron James, the No. 23 heir, did not give Li Guanyu face, and directly targeted Li Guanyu with the most violent verbal attack.

"He surpassed Michael Jordan? Who does he think he is? Superman? Or Spider-Man? Did he think he would conquer the world by freezing Chris Bosh's jumper? What childishness! As for Chris Bosh saying that his physical fitness completely surpassed me, it was simply impossible, at least he didn't weigh more than 240 pounds, I could easily knock him into the air, or just push him into the box with a back-to-back single, and then score easily. yes, I mean, Lee wouldn't be my match at all. If he has anything to do with me, it's just that he's more cunning than me, and he can cheat women. LeBron James said very arrogantly: "I can get him anytime and anywhere, really, he's not worth mentioning!" ”

Regarding LeBron James's clamour, Li Guanyu chose to remain silent. But Li Guanyu's teammate Cory Magetti told reporters very seriously: "I use my 100% personal experience to tell you that Lee's current physical fitness is really stronger than LeBron, although his weight is not as good as him, but his physical strength and impact are far stronger than LeBron." I fought against Lee yesterday and was completely blown out by him, and in a way that I was most proud of! ”

Corey Maggeti's speech did not attract the attention of LeBron James, who happily declared to reporters: "There is no doubt that Lee is afraid, he is too trembling to face reporters now." He only dared to let his teammates come out and broadcast fake news. Ha ha! He's really a sick man in East Asia! ”

When LeBron James said the insulting word of the sick man of East Asia, Li Guanyu finally became angry. When he arrived at the Cleveland airport, he said directly to the reporters who came to pick him up: "LeBron James will pay for his brainless words, and I will cut off fifty points on his head to commemorate his stupidity!" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, LeBron James still didn't take it seriously. Instead, he used it as a joke for teasing, and when facing reporters, he said very easily: "Did that guy say he was going to cut off 50 points on my head?" Ha ha! He's arrogant to the extreme! He thought that I didn't defend him that day, and that his cutting of seventy points was his true strength. Tell him that I won't let him get fifty points even if I don't score, and he'll pay for his arrogant words! ”

And time is also slowly advancing in the battle between the two, and soon the game will come.

That afternoon, Li Guanyu did not show up at Cleveland's home stadium for adaptation practice, but lay in the locker room to watch the elite heroes. Yes, LeBron James's phrase 'The Sick Man of East Asia' completely aroused all his anger, and he left the locker room only after he watched the final scene - Chen Zhen kicked over the plaque of the Sick Man of East Asia and said that resounding words.

When I came to the court, I just wanted to get used to the training, but I found that Michael Jordan was walking towards me. As soon as Jordan came over, he punched Li Guanyu in the chest and said, "Do you remember the scene when I wanted to sign you?" ”

"What, you still want to sign me?" Li Guanyu smiled and said, "I rejected you at that time, didn't I?" ”

"You're so smart, I thought you wouldn't say no to me. I didn't expect ...... Well, it's all in the past. Michael Jordan recalled the past with a little loss, and then said: "Does your daughter country accept citizens with male surnames?" ”

"Sorry, no!" Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders and shook his head innocently.

His action immediately made Michael Jordan laugh for a while, and said: "You have set a big precedent for NBA players!" He actually became the head of a country, much stronger than me. ”

"Don't you live a good life now, at least your wealth is something that 99 percent of the players don't have!" Li Guanyu complimented him.

"That's true, but it's still a little bit worse than you. You are now the founder of the No. 1 brand of basketball shoes! You said it would have been nice if I had signed you at that time! Michael Jordan went around in circles and then went back to the subject.

"Hey...... Don't talk about the past. Li Guanyu hurriedly stopped, he was most afraid of others recalling the past. So he quickly changed the topic: "By the way, why did you suddenly think of watching the game tonight?" ”

"Heh, this is not the first time I haven't worked with you successfully! Now I want to cooperate with you for the second time, but don't refuse me! Michael Jordan said.

"What cooperation? What second collaboration? "Li Guanyu and Zhang Er King Kong can't touch it.

"Don't be foolish, you're one of the biggest fish in the free market this year. How about it, come to the Bobcat, give you unlimited firing rights! "Michael Jordan didn't hide it, and went straight to the point.

"One?" Li Guanyu took this word more seriously, and then said: "I'm afraid the purpose of your coming today is not just me, right?" Your main thing is LaBron James, right? ”

As soon as Li Guanyu's words came out, Michael Jordan's face suddenly became a little embarrassed, and his mouth froze there and couldn't open it. After all, when someone breaks his mind at a glance, it is inevitable that he will not know what to do.

"Hehe, it's okay, I'll think about it carefully." Seeing this, Li Guanyu hurriedly gave a step down.

"Hmmm! Then I wish us a happy second cooperation! Michael Jordan hurriedly stretched out his hand, and Li Guanyu saw the basketball god stretching out his hand to him, and shook it after a while.

After politely shaking hands, Li Guanyu immediately ran to warm up...... Brush Brush Brush Brush!

It felt hot to the touch, in fact, he hadn't cooled since he had been on that island for a month, his kingdom - after all, there were nearly sixty milk balls for him to practice every night.

After practicing for a while, as the fans slowly entered the stadium. Li Guanyu took the players back to the locker room, and when he returned to the locker room, Li Guanyu's first words were: "I want to play small forward!" ”

No one has any objection to this.

"Stephen, you're still a point guard tonight. I didn't ask much of you, just took the ball to the front court and hit a couple of three-pointers to change course. Monta, you're the shooting guard, and you're tasked with tearing down the Clevelands' slow interior defense. Anthony, your mission is to blow up Hickson, and as for Bidrins, you can let Shaq O'Neal, the old fat man, do a few more switchbacks to run cardio......"

After arranging the tactics, Li Guanyu made a speech with his customary surname: "Do you believe me? If you believe me, put your hand on my shoulder and I will lead you to victory. Whether it's an Eastern Conference champion or a favorite to win the title, with me there, no team is enough to pose a threat to our advancing hoof......"

Before he finished speaking, Li Guanyu had eleven more hands on his shoulders, of different sizes, but they were equally firm and powerful.

"Okay, follow me, I'll lead you to victory!"

Li Guanyu roared and took the lead out of the cold Cleveland away locker room. Walk out of the locker room and head straight to the pitch...... When Li Guanyu appeared in the eyes of the fans, it immediately triggered a flood of curses and boos - 'Stallion, go-back-home!' ''Only LeBron is the king!'' ''The Sick Man of East Asia'' 'Little ** Man'...... For these uncreative abuses, Li Guanyu didn't do anything inappropriately, in fact, even if these abuses were creative, he wouldn't take them seriously. Because when the time comes, it won't hurt your own throat, so why care?

At 7:30 p.m. ET, after a series of home events, the game officially began.

In the greeting session between the players of both sides before the official start of the game, Li Guanyu was very kind and left a sentence in LeBron James's ear: "Man, you know what shame is tonight." Also, one thing I have to tell you is this: there is only one emperor in this world, and that is Oh. I have been crowned by the Pope himself, as for you...... No one admits it! ”

Li Guanyu made a trash talk attack, and LeBron James naturally did not be ambiguous: "You are ready to meet the expression of defeat!" It's painful, but I'm sure you'll be successful. As for the title of Emperor, how about giving it to you? For me, the victory is all that matters, title? who-care? ”

After a brief trash chat, the match finally began, and with a whistle from the referee, Biedrins and Shaq O'Neal jumped at the same time.

The shark is still ferocious, but he is always old...... Syllable!

Biedrins very easily slapped the basketball to Stephen Curry, and Stephen Curry took the basketball and dribbled steadily to the front court under the defense of Mo Williams. came to the front court, and after a short pause, it was handed over to Li Guanyu, who was being guarded by LeBron James.

Li Guanyu took the ball to face LeBron James's frontal defense, and suddenly the corners of his mouth lifted, and said: "This ball, I'm going to break through your right side and shoot near the free throw line, do you believe it or not?" ”

After saying this, Li Guanyu did not give LeBron James more than a second to think. Directly sent full force, galloped towards the right side of LeBron James, and watched Li Guanyu gallop towards him, LeBron James always had a thought in his heart...... Feints, definitely feints, this guy is too cunning!

When Li Guanyu was almost in front of him, he finally understood that Li Guanyu was really here this time. He just wanted to react defensively, but he didn't expect Li Guanyu to crash into him quickly...... Bang!

With a violent impact, LeBron James's body involuntarily moved half a step to the left after receiving an unprecedented impact, and while he retreated, Li Guanyu galloped away. Then he made a pull-up jump shot near the free throw line...... Swish!

The basketball went into the net, and the audience booed. LeBron James still refuses to accept the fact that this guy can actually run away from me? What medicine did he take? Is he possessed by God?

While LeBron James was in disbelief, Li Guanyu turned his head, smiled slightly, and said, "Why are you so disobedient." Didn't I already tell you my full plan? Why can't I prevent it, it's really disappointing!

(To be continued)