Chapter 4: A strong debut
After the tn/t threesome left, they practiced for a while, and the three beauties came over almost at the same time.
"Merry Christmas, Yu. Oh, your apples. Taylor Swift walked over and handed her apple to Li Guanyu as soon as possible.
Before Li Guanyu could catch Taylor's apple, Miley Sellers stuffed her apple into Li Guanyu's clothes and said, "Oh, your apple." Ate early. Seeing this, Vanessa Hudgens immediately did the same, and hurriedly stuffed an apple into Li Guanyu's clothes, and suddenly two big waves formed on Li Guanyu's chest.
Li Guanyu was very dissatisfied with this kind of rough 'greeting' - what is the difference between this and Qiang/Annihilation? But when he thought that he had indeed been forced/annihilated by Miley Sellers, he was dissatisfied and could only be dissatisfied in his heart.
Taking the apple from Taylor Swift's hand, Li Guanyu turned his body slightly and said to the other two: "You... Uh, did you come to see the game? ”
"Well, cheering you on." Miley Sellers hurriedly answered.
Vanessa Hudgens tilted her head and asked, "Of course, or else?" ”
"Oh, thank you!" Li Guanyu could only express his gratitude, and then turned his head to Taylor Swift and said, "Well, call me after the game." ”
"Okay!" Taylor Swift listened triumphantly and swaggered. Xindao: In his heart, I am more important than them after all.
"Super-Lee, after the game. Let's go to dinner, shall we? Miley Sellers hurriedly said loudly. She didn't want Taylor Swift to be too arrogant.
"Uh...... This one... Not so good. "Li Guanyu's face is difficult.
"It's okay, we can platter."
"yes, I'm going to join too." Vanessa Hudgens is also very enthusiastic.
Seeing this, Li Guanyu could only cast a look for help from Taylor Swift, who also had a difficult face. However, he finally hardened his heart and said: "Private date, with outsiders present, isn't it?" ”
"Dating? Super-Lee isn't your boyfriend yet, is he? Since it's not your boyfriend, what right do you have to interfere with us? In fact, even if he's your boyfriend, we're free to communicate with him. Miley Sellers immediately choked back.
"That's it, that's it!" Vanessa Hudgens hurriedly helped, and now it seems that Miley Sellers and Vanessa Hudgens have established a strategic partnership.
And Taylor Swift was choked by this, and immediately annoyed, and replied with an ethereal and sharp voice that sang a high voice: "Miley Sellers, don't you have a boyfriend?" Do you think Yu would like a woman who splits her legs? And don't look at yourself, short and fat, is it worthy of yu? And you, that's the height of you? ”
Taylor Swift's firing immediately made the smell of gunpowder instantly strong, and attracted the attention of many cameras in the stadium. In order to avoid the escalation of the situation. Li Guanyu hurriedly pulled Taylor Swift away, but Miley Sellers still didn't give up, followed closely, and kept retorting with her mouth - boyfriend, you broke up early. I'm telling you now, I'm just going after Super-Lee, you old woman can't catch up with me. Also, I'm only 16 years old, so I'm definitely going up in height. In addition, Miss Ben is baby fat, unlike you, thin and skinny............ After about twenty steps, Li Guanyu couldn't help it, turned around, and said to Miley Sellers: "I don't like noisy little girls, and there are a lot of cameras now." I don't want to be in the headlines. ”
Miley Sellers was immediately shut up by Li Guanyu when he said this. Then he threw down the phrase 'I'll call you when the game was over' and turned to the other side, at which point Katherine McPhee walked over slowly. Seeing this, Li Guanyu hurriedly entrusted the sulking Taylor Swift to her, and ran back to the locker room as if he were running away.
Go back to the locker room and put all the apples away. Hanging my head, listless, wanting to cry without tears - what evil I did in my last life, why I can't play quietly if I want to.
After that, he stayed in the locker room until 9:20, even when Spoelstra called the whole team to practice. He now understands those two sentences -- 'A woman is a tiger' and 'Three women are a thousand ducks'
At 9:20, when Li Guanyu appeared in front of more than 20,000 fans. A deafening boo and curse immediately sounded at the American Airlines Center, and Li Guanyu was quite calm about this. The corners of his mouth even went up slightly—did you have to deal with a bunch of fools? I'm not stupid, I don't need to understand their world.
After a series of Christmas activities, the competition finally began. Before starting, when paying homage to your opponent. Li Guanyu still didn't forget to find two rivals to talk trash. While hugging and greeting Mo Williams, whispered in his ear, "Are you ready for a painful expression?" As a heartfelt suggestion, you need to practice two expressions now – helplessness and pain. ”
And the feedback he gets is not nutritious - rookie, I'll tell you what an NBA-level physical confrontation is.
As for, with LeBron James. Li Guanyu said very simple - LeBron, you know what? Your $2 million has become one of my businesses, and now it's generating more than $2 million a month for me.
In response, LeBron James snorted coldly. In fact, his heart was cut like a knife. What could be more sinful than making a lot of money with money that would otherwise belong to you? On this point, you can ask the owner of the Clippers - God knows why he lent Buss money to buy the Lakers back then?
Drip!
The referee blew the whistle, and Jermaine O'Neal jumped high at the same time as Ben Wallace.
Syllable!
Ben Wallace, though old, is at least a little more energetic by Jermaine O'Neal. The basketball was slammed into Mo Williams, who was just about to catch the ball. I found that Li Guanyu beside me turned into a black shadow and quickly galloped past him. By the way, the basketball was also robbed by him.
Looking at Li Guanyu's galloping figure, a wave of disbelief rose in Mo Williams's heart - this guy, is it so fast?
Rumble!
Li Guanyu, who quickly rushed to the basket, came with a powerful slam dunk, which was stronger than any previous dunk, because the explosive power was greatly enhanced.
e-on! Is the fun just beginning? When passing by Williams, Li Guanyu gently left such a trash word.
"It's just luck!" Mo Williams muttered, as if to warn Li Guanyu and comfort himself.
"Super-Lee, the first person in basketball. Superheroes! Vanessa Hudgens, who sat halfway between the Cavaliers' bench and the technical table, stood up and shouted loudly, in stark contrast to the boos from the crowd.
........................&&&........................"Dear audience friends, maybe you just turned on the elevator. Oh, the game has already begun, and tonight is the Christmas game in the United States, with the Miami Heat, led by China's Li Guanyu, taking on the Cleveland Cavaliers, led by Emperor James Jr. The current Miami Heat starters are Li Guanyu, Flash Wade, 'Genius' Michael Beasley, Joel Anthony and O'Neal Jr. Cleveland's starting five are Yi Jianlian's former teammates Mo Williams, Deron de West, LeBron James, Vallejo, and Ben Wallace. Oh...... Li Guanyu stole the basketball as soon as he started, and came to a powerful one-handed dunk ............" Mr. Sun, the cctv5 host who broadcast the game, showed his non-ventilated stand-up comedy.
........................&&&........................" Lee opened with a steal of Mo Williams, who claimed to be going to blow him up, and came up with an arrogant one-handed slam dunk. Does this opening mean that Mo Williams is going to be completely blown out in this game? Kenny Smith, the narrator of TN/T, said.
"I saw more than just a dunk on this shot. It is the enhancement of Li Guanyu's physical fitness - he is obviously much stronger in speed and explosiveness after returning from injury. He can shake off West's pursuit in three steps, and he can also jump and split in one step outside the reasonable collision zone. This guy has improved more than people think, and if he can keep up this level of improvement, will there be any opponents in this league after three years? Reggie Miller exclaimed in surprise.
'He's also gotten taller and I noticed when I talked to him before the game that he's almost as tall as me. In fact, he had just stood with Dwyane Wade, and it was obvious that he was a little taller than Dwyane Wade. If this trend continues, does he want to swing in the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd positions in the future? Or become a perverted point guard like a magician? Charles Barkley also smacked his tongue a few times.
"I would say if he had the physical condition of Magic Johnson. Then he is definitely one or two levels better than Magic Johnson, yes, he will definitely be better than Magic, he is technically flawed and his consciousness is almost perfect. Sooner or later, now these fans who booed him and cursed basketball experts would sing his praises loudly. I'm a firm believer in that! Reggie Miller swore by it.
……………………&&&…………………… As soon as Li Guanyu retreated to the halfcourt, Taylor Swift, who was sitting behind the Miami Heat bench, immediately stood up and shouted loudly - Lee, defend this ball, let that big mouth know that you are powerful.
And when Mo Williams dribbled over, Li Guanyu immediately posted it. Mo Williams squeezed slightly, thinking that Li Guanyu would take a few steps back like in the video highlights. Who knew that Li Guanyu only took half a step back, and then immediately posted it back.
"Hit me? Hit me! Let me see your strength. Li Guanyu teased with a smile on his face.
"Humph!" Mo Williams snorted, turned around, and leaned towards Li Guanyu with all his strength.
Burst...... Li Guanyu still only took a step back, and when he wanted to break through, he quickly entangled. Suddenly, Mo Williams was confused for a while - this guy, didn't he say that he had a bad confrontation?
While Mo Williams was in a slight daze, Li Guanyu suddenly bent down and slammed his left hand into the basketball in Mo Williams' hand. Suddenly Mo Williams lost his grasp of basketball, Li Guanyu saw this, and hurriedly collapsed his calf, used all his explosive power and speed, and rushed towards the basketball that was played in the front court...... When Li Guanyu picked up the basketball, he had already come to a step outside the three-point line. At this time, LeBron James had already rushed menacingly. Seeing this, Li Guanyu hurriedly stopped a little outside the three-point line. Seeing this, LeBron James thought that Li Guanyu was going to shoot three points. So he hurriedly stopped, raised his arms high, and prepared to give Li Guanyu a complete humiliation.
Who knows, as soon as Li Guanyu heard the sound of the soles of his shoes rubbing against the floor, he immediately accelerated and rushed into the inner line. Then he jumped high and made a half-circle with his left hand - a menacing little windmill was born.
The boos in the audience stopped slightly, but when Miley Sellers shouted "Super-Lee, basketball first," she burst out again - like LeBron James for a dunk. I really don't know if Li Guanyu has a grudge against them to kill his father, otherwise how could he be so crazy and boo?
"How's this dunk?" Li Guanyu muttered to LeBron James in a low voice.
"Not how?" LeBron James sneered back.
"Well, I don't think it's good either, I should put one on your head!" Li Guanyu smiled and quickly ran back to the backcourt to defend.
"Megalomaniacal fellow, you're going to get a lesson." LeBron James clenched his fist hard and ran out of bounds to send the basketball to Mo Williams.
When Li Guanyu returned to the backcourt, Taylor Swift immediately stood up again, holding a trumpet and shouting: "Lee, the defense is very good." One more ball, and it completely broke the morale of that big mouth. ”
Seeing this, Spoelstra couldn't help but give Taylor Swift a thumbs up - she did what she had to do. In fact, Li Guanyu has so many rumored girlfriends, and his favorite is Taylor Swift. First, she's tall enough, and second, she knows basketball. Finally, if he comes to watch the game every day, he can save a lot of saliva.
And when Mo Williams dribbled the basketball over, Li Guanyu immediately posted it again - now Mo Williams can't get rid of Li Guanyu, who has greatly increased his physical fitness, on the offensive end. Moreover, Li Guanyu also has the advantage of height and arm span.
"If I'm not mistaken, I've stolen from you twice. Hey man, aren't you going to up? Come on! "Li Guanyu is still a trash talker.
“shut-up!” Mo Williams snorted angrily, and was robbed by Li Guanyu continuously, and his mood balance was somewhat broken. And when his mental balance is broken, he will be able to successfully incarnate 'Mo Bu Chuan'.
(To be continued)