Lin Yu dreamed that he had become Sun Wukong, and then he was pressed to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain by the Buddha, and his chest seemed to be completely stuck, and he felt out of breath.

He struggled desperately, and as he struggled, his eyes snapped open.

He found himself lying on his chest with a man.

A woman.

A woman stripped naked.

A woman with a figure that is so good that it is maddening.

A woman who still smells of alcohol on her body to this day.

He hurriedly pushed the woman away and got out of the bed, fortunately finding that his pajamas had not been stripped off, otherwise he would have become the first player in history to be XX by a woman.

As he woke up, the woman also woke up, and the woman rubbed her eyes in a daze and looked at Lin Yu.

She saw Lin Yu's silly smile (perhaps in her eyes, it became a sinister smile).

Suddenly, she tore her throat and screamed in a voice three times higher than normal.

However, as soon as she called out a word, Lin Yu directly covered her mouth.

Lin Yu said viciously: "You'd better be obedient, otherwise I will rape you first and then kill you, and then take out the corpse and throw it away." ”

His threat really worked, and the woman stopped screaming and looked at Lin Yu with frightened eyes.

……

Andolph Mia was so frightened now, she had a few more drinks last night because she was unhappy, but she didn't know what was going on, and she was tied up and brought home by this terrible man.

She was almost certain that the man in front of her must be the legendary kidnapper, and she did not dare to say anything, for fear that if she spoke out, she would be killed by this fierce man.

But she's still naked, what's going on, is she already ......

"Here, put on your clothes first, it's really a troublesome woman, kindly took you home, you actually said thank you and didn't run to my bed and took off your clothes, if this spreads, how else can I be a person." Lin Yu was also very aggrieved, if he hadn't suddenly had a little pity for the jade yesterday (of course, there were also some ill intentions), how could he have come back in this big trouble.

Mia hurriedly got dressed, and as she dressed, she stared at the man, for fear that the man would suddenly turn into a beast and pounce on her.

"You really don't know me?" Lin Yu asked with some disappointment.

People are so strange, they are afraid of trouble when they are famous, but some people don't know him anymore, and they feel very disappointed.

"Why should I know you, Mr. Kidnapper?" Mia asked, confused.

Lin Yu slapped his head, sighed and said, "You woman is really hopeless, you really treat me as a kidnapper?" Don't you remember what happened last night? You hit my car and then you didn't let me call the police, and I couldn't bear to throw you outside, so I took you back to my house. ”

Mia frowned, as if trying to remember what had happened last night.

"The most infuriating thing is that you actually stripped naked and jumped on my bed, and in the morning you made yourself a victim, don't you think you are a little too mean?" Lin Yu's voice became louder and louder.

Mia's face flushed, as if she had thought of something, of the scene of last night.

"Right...... I'm sorry! ”

"Forget it, I'm sorry, I don't need it, as long as you don't really think of me as a kidnapper, I can't afford it." Lin Yu waved his hand, finally breathing a sigh of relief.

"Ahh That's right, that's right, who are you, that ......"

"Remember who I am?"

"Who are you?"

"Damn, I've really lost to you. Don't talk about this, you're hungry, I'll buy some breakfast when I'm hungry, and after eating, let's go our separate ways, anyway, we didn't do anything, while it's still early, don't let people see the misunderstanding. I know you're a well-known model, but I'm also a person of status. Lin Yu went to the bathroom to change his clothes, washed his face, and then went out to buy breakfast.

When he came back, Mia was actually sitting on the sofa watching TV, this girl didn't know if she was nervous or pretending to be stupid, the door was obviously open, you can't sneak away? Aren't you afraid I'm a kidnapper?

"Come, let's have a bit, an authentic Chinese breakfast, I don't know if it's to your taste, if not, then I can't help it." Lin Yu put the buns, fritters and soy milk on the table and said.

Mia is not polite, she doesn't eat greasy things, so she didn't take the fritters, just took a bun and ate it with soy milk, which seemed to be quite delicious.

"Don't you want to know why I crashed last night?" Mia asked.

"What the hell wants to know, I'm not a reporter for a gossip newspaper." Lin Yu didn't have a good airway.

"You seem to be angry."

"Can you not be angry? My car was hit by you, and I have to be treated as a kidnapper by you in the morning, and I have to buy you breakfast, how do I feel like I have become your babysitter? Lin Yu said with a smile.

"Hehe, you're really interesting, since you don't like it, you can just drive me away."

"By the way, why didn't I expect it, now that you have eaten and put on your clothes, is it time to go? In a few moments, my teammates will come to me for training and it's not good to be bumped into by them. ”

"What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that I will ruin your reputation? ”

"That's not it, I'm just afraid my teammates will eat you. They've been trying to sleep with you. Lin Yu just wanted to send this woman away now, so he didn't stop talking.

"You don't want to?" Mia asked suddenly.

"Holy! Do you really think that I don't dare to put you on the spot to correct the Fa? Lin Yu said angrily.

"Forget it, since you don't welcome me so much, then I'll leave, but I can't help pretending not to know you just now, in fact, I remembered when I just watched TV, you are the Chinese star who has been very popular recently, right? I've seen you on TV. ”

"That's why you're so calm, aren't you afraid of what I'll do to you?"

"No, I just feel in a good mood, so I suddenly want to stay with you for a while, the things of the past few days have made me not happy at all, I finally found some fun, but I don't want to give up so quickly. But now we do have to go. Mia got up and smiled, and smiled sweetly.

When Mia walked to the door, Lin Yu suddenly shouted: "Hey, beautiful German girl, if you encounter something unsatisfactory in life, just kick it away, it's not a big deal, it's really not good, find a strong man to help you kick it, like me." ”

"Hehe, you're quite interesting, I wonder why the media often says you're arrogant and domineering, I don't think it's at all." Mia smiled as she opened the door.

"That...... You're not going to sue me for rape, are you? Lin Yu scratched his head and said.

"You're stupid to be a policeman, how can you sue for something you haven't done? What's more, I really like you as a person, so how can I talk nonsense. ”

With that, Mia had already opened the door and walked out.

Lin Yu suddenly seemed to think of something, and he was in a hurry, so he picked up a pair of sunglasses and rushed out.

It's a pity that it was already late when he went out, and the gossip reporters squatting at the door had already pointed their cameras at Andoro Mia, as if they had captured the target of a sniper.