A cup of happy tea, a cup of mourning tea, if you drink it right, you are all happy, and if you drink it wrong, you will die.

If you don't move your fingers, you will take half of the lives of passers-by first, which is not ruthless.

"Ye Dingxi, that's what I think......"

I squinted my eyes and whispered close to his ear: "According to these two cups, the red cup is naturally used for happy events, and the white cup is used for funerals, so the happy tea is in the red cup, but if this smile is so strange, it is impossible for him to do the opposite, so let's just pick the tea in the white cup!"

That's the analysis, no problem, right?

I also mixed up my experience in the underworld, although I don't have enough experience to go out, but I have also seen how those ghosts torture the tortured ghosts.

Ye Dingxi listened to my words, and his eyes did stay on the white cup, but he didn't make a choice for a while.

I took the opportunity to get close to the smile.

"Brother Xiao, what is the proportion of guests who usually come here, who choose happy tea and mourning tea?"

The smile smiled and said: "This comes and goes, every year, the days have been long, and there are many guests, I really can't remember clearly, but ...... A while ago, a few groups of people also came, and they were not lucky, and they all lay down with me. ”

Hearing him say this, my cold hair exploded.

Good guy, the probability of choosing Heytea is too low, right?!

"Big brother, can you reveal a little bit of tea selection skills, you see that we drag our families, some old and some young, it's not easy......"

Soft grinding and hard foaming is also my ability to be a ghost.

Xiao Banruo shook the pu fan, and smiled very leisurely: "I have been here for more than a thousand years, and I am happy to do this, if I reveal one or two to you, it will not be a disappointment." ”

Bad taste!

That's really bad fun!

He didn't feel happy until he watched passers-by pick a cup of deadly tea and drank it, this bad old man was so bad!

I didn't get close to him anymore, turned around and walked to Ye Dingxi's side, and saw that he was still frowning, and he seemed to have watched two cups of tea for a long time, feeling a little weird.

"Let's go with the red cup. I muttered.

Ye Ding

Xi hooked the corners of his lips: "Why, after saying two words, you suddenly changed your mind again?"

"I'm not at ease. ”

I blocked my mouth and whispered: "I'm afraid that this guy is insidious, he knows the thoughts of passers-by, and deliberately reverses us, in fact, Heytea is Heytea, but he is playing tricks!"

"Oh?"

Ye Dingxi's eyes flashed, and before he could say anything, he heard the dog behind us screaming.

"You two, grinding and chirping for a long time, can you make a decision, Master Dog, I am still waiting to enter the city to see the excitement!"

"Brother Dog, it's not us who grind, it's really ...... You've also heard that this Hey Tea releases people, and mourning tea costs people's lives, isn't this for everyone's safety? "I said soothingly.

The dog was not happy, and snorted: "He said that if he wants a human life, he wants a human life, a cup of tea, less than the dog's saliva!"

That's right.

I looked at Xiao Panruo again and asked, "Big brother, we didn't ask clearly just now, should we send a representative to drink a cup of this happy tea and funeral tea, or do we have to have everyone drink a cup?"

Xiao Panruo glanced at us, and said with a smile: "Originally, it was a cup for one person, but I see that there are many of you, and I am afraid that the tea prepared today is not enough, so let you choose three as representatives." ”

He had a look of 'I've been merciful here, and the rest is up to your own creation.'

Not to mention, this appearance is really a bit like the Arhat King Kong in the temple.

Hearing him say this, I also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, three cups, that is, three people have to take risks, but the probability is still good, at least they don't have to worry about their lives in the clouds, but before my breath is completely finished, I heard the voice of laughter floating softly.

"I think the girl probably misunderstood what I meant by the smiling Hades, this happy tea and mourning tea have always been born and died together, the seven of you choose three cups, any one cup is wrong, the seven are equal to life and death, and no one can escape. ”

“......”

it!

This sitting system is a bit excessive, it's the first time I've scolded and sweared, it's really compassionate!

"You bad old man! We've messed with you!"

I crossed my hips with one hand and gritted my teeth

, pointed at him and scolded: "How can there be a gentleman before a villain like you! It's just too much to deceive people, and even more so to deceive ghosts!"

Xiao is still smiling, but for some reason, his face seems to have changed again, his appearance is terrifying, and his eyes are hateful.

"This is the rule of Trench Hell, if you want to go in, you have to do things according to the regulations, as for this fateful one, why are you a female ghost, and you can't see through it more than others?"

Translated from this, it's about you, the ghost who is dead, and you still make such a look of being afraid of death!

Not to mention the three-headed dog of hell, there are no taboos, and it doesn't matter if I eat poison as a meal in my daily life, but only the child in the clouds, there are seventeen ...... How can I turn a blind eye to these concerns?

At this moment, a small hand suddenly reached out from behind and gently tugged at my skirt.

I turned my head and looked at the clouds that were looking up at me, their eyes shining.

"Sister Donglean, don't worry about the little monk, if you come, you will be safe, as long as it is the decision of Sister Dongting and Brother Ye, the little monk will support it, no regrets!"

It's really not a boast, the sour energy in my heart is like quenching lemon juice, and it suddenly comes to my head.

"The ...... in the Clouds"

I squatted down and looked at him, "It's already a big risk to let you come with us, and along the way, my sister and brother have not been able to protect you well, and let you make several mistakes, like this situation, if I can't protect you, how can I get you sister?"

"Sister Donglean. Yunjian cracked his mouth and smiled, and his little face was full of seriousness: "The little monk is not afraid, when he was out of exile from the city, the little monk had a dream, it turned out that a long time ago, the little monk had seen Sister Dongtian and Brother Ye, and at that time the two of you were very good to the little monk......"

Wait a minute!

"Yunjian, you said you dreamed and saw me and Ye Dingxi?!"

I was suddenly led astray by the train of thought, and I grabbed the child with some excitement and asked, "What kind of scene was it at that time, you tell me carefully!"

The clouds were a little foggy, and scratched the back of his head, "The little monk can't remember clearly, there is a lot of fog in the dream, Sister Dongyan and Brother Ye are standing together, wearing the clothes that only exist in the portrait, my sister is like a fairy, and my brother has long hair, you just smile at me, and there seems to be ...... around Lots of animal sounds. ”