Chapter 602: Dating (Medium)
"So...... Did you know each other when you were a sophomore in high school......" Ruoyu said with one hand on her cheek, looking at Brother Jue across the table.
By this time, they were already sitting in the cafΓ©. And the first topic that the two talked about was naturally what happened just now.
"That depends on how you understand the concept of 'knowing'......" Feng Bujue replied as he gently stirred the coffee in his cup with a spoon.
"Tell me." If the rain continues.
"Hmm...... I knew her before I even entered high school. Feng Bujue said.
"Oh? Is she a celebrity? School flowers? Ruoyu said again.
"No, let's count it as a class flower...... That's not the point......," Jue replied, "The point is that I already know everyone in the school before I even set foot in the high school gate. β
"Huh?" Ruoyu was slightly stunned when she heard this, but in the next second, she understood the meaning of Brother Jue's words, "You...... Did your research beforehand? β
"Yes." Feng Bujue said in a very calm tone, "In the summer vacation after graduating from junior high school, when my peers were running around cram schools, Internet cafes, movie theaters, and swimming pools...... Instead, I was doing a secretive, rigorous investigation. He paused for two seconds, took a sip of coffee and continued, "First of all, I made some connections and got a list of all the students in the three grades of Qingqing High School......
"Connections?" Ruoyu wondered.
"Yes, connections." Feng Bujue nodded in response, "There is my horse boy in the Education Bureau." β
"Education Bureau...... Yes...... Your horse. Ruoyu looked at Brother Jue with a smile, repeated his words, and continued, "When you were fifteen years old, ......"
"Yes......" Feng Bujue responded, "I just pretended to be a twelve-year-old Lori and had an online relationship with a married uncle** for a few months, so I got hold of some indecent photos and a large number of unsightly chat records that he took the initiative to send...... Since then, he has been my dogleg. β
"You ......" Ruoyu really didn't know what to say about him.
"Technically, it's not that difficult." Feng Bujue continued, "The information of many civil servants can be found on the websites of official institutions, and according to these contents, we can find their accounts on social networking sites. Then add friends and take further action. He took another sip of his coffee, "Whew...... Anyway, serious people won't take the bait, perverted words...... It is also deserved to be threatened and exploited. β
"I don't judge your motives...... But your tactics are equivalent to extortion......" Ruoyu continued. "Didn't you think about the consequences when you did it......
"Hmph...... I certainly thought about the consequences. Feng Bujue sneered and replied, "So I know very well that there are no consequences......
I was 15 years old at the time, and I was a person with limited capacity for criminal responsibility. According to the provisions of the Criminal Law, a person who has reached the age of 14 but is under the age of 16 who commits the crimes of intentional homicide, intentional injury causing serious injury or death, rape, robbery, drug trafficking, arson, explosion, or disseminating dangerous substances shall bear criminal responsibility. In addition to the above eight crimes, persons in this age group are not criminally responsible. At the same time, the Criminal Code clearly stipulates that persons between the ages of 14 and 18 shall commit crimes. Punishment shall be mitigated or commuted.
Please note that there is no extortion in this clause. Furthermore, the crime of extortion is defined as the use of threats or coercion against the victim for the purpose of unlawful possession. The act of forcibly extorting public or private property. But in my case, I didn't ask the target for any money, and even offered to buy back the photos and chat logs with money, but I refused. β
Feng Bujue finished this long paragraph in one breath, and said slowly: "To sum up, take 10,000 steps back, even if he calls the police." Nor can I be convicted. Opposite...... He himself may be convicted of indecent assault. Even if it is not up to the sentencing standard, his family and career are ruined; Once this kind of thing is exposed, he will be 100% dismissed from public office, and he will not be able to hold his head up in front of others for the rest of his life. β
When Ruoyu heard this, she also took a sip of coffee, which was shocked: "You have been so evil since you were a child...... Does your family know about it......
"I don't know...... Feng replied with a shrug. Anyway, I'm saying this just to give you an idea of how I did things in the first place, and then if you hear words like 'networking'......"
"I won't ask for these details anymore......" Ruoyu said directly.
"Hmm." Feng Bujue nodded and paused for two seconds. Turning the conversation back to the unfinished part, "That...... In addition to the basic list of students, I also took a look at their past academic performance, family status, and other information. He raised his eyes and said thoughtfully, "One summer vacation, it's enough to write these down." As for the information of teachers and school leaders, I have done a thorough investigation when I applied for this high school...... One qiΔ is all under control. β
"What are you doing this for?" Ruoyu continued, "Do you want to become a man who dominates Qingyue?" β
"No, it's just to make campus life safer and more comfortable." Feng Bujue tapped his temple lightly with his fingers, "Information, or intelligence, is one of the most valuable resources in the world. When you have intelligence, you have the initiative. He licked his lips, "People are animals that are good at camouflaging themselves, especially when facing a group of strange people in an unfamiliar environment...... At this time, it is not enough to have a calm judgment, there must be enough information to support it in order to expose those who wear masks. He smiled, "It's because I know this that I can see it on my first day at school...... Which of the classmates is a bad teenager, which one is a good student, which one is a green tea, and which one is a murderer with a potential violent tendency......"
"Then does anyone see that you are a sociopathic maniac with a high IQ......" Ruoyu said with a weak eye.
"Yes." Feng Bujue said, "But that was a year later, that is, when the 'Feng Bujue Annihilation Planning Committee' and the 'Avengers' were established. β
"I don't know why, I didn't feel strange at all when I heard the names of these two organizations......" Ruoyu's tone of voice has gradually been tainted with Brother Jue's complaining style.
"Alright, let's talk about who's business...... Brother Jue continued, "As I said, I met her when I first entered school. And she knows me...... It was indeed in my sophomore year of high school, when my fame in the school's underworld had reached its peak...... So as the backbone of the student union, she also learned my name. β
"Hehe......" Ruoyu laughed dryly, she didn't bother to pick up the slots in this sentence anymore, she just asked indifferently, "And then...... Did you take the initiative to chase her? Or ......"
"I did it on my own initiative." Feng unconsciously interrupted Ruoyu's words. "I don't like her, though, I just need a girlfriend."
In every sense, this sentence only needs to be pondered a little...... It reveals a very bad message.
"You scumbag......" Ruoyu's expression suddenly turned cold.
"Don't get me wrong." Feng Bujue also realized that the words he just said were easy to cause misunderstanding, "I didn't mean that." β
"What does that mean?" Ruoyu asked.
"Uh...... Here's the thing......" Feng Bujue said. "Xiao Si and I have been classmates since elementary school, you know?"
"Yes." If the rain answers.
"Xiao Si's family situation, I don't need to say more, right?"
"No, you don't."
"Before junior high school, the situation was fine, after all, everyone was still young." Feng Bujue continued, "But when I got to the second and third years of junior high school, trouble came...... In class, in school, and even outside of school...... There are girls with impure motives who chase Xiao Sigh. Note that when I say that the motives are not pure, they are all evidence...... I ...... after a detailed investigation of their family background and lifestyle."
"Alright...... Talk about the point. "Ruoyu really doesn't want to hear that kind of detail.
"Hmm......" Feng Bujue nodded and continued, "and sigh about this person, you know...... He's not stupid. But he is too kind, he is not without the ability to see through liars, but many times, he is more willing to believe that others are good people. Of course, there were also those who were touched by his Jesus-like feelings. I can't bear to do it, and I even really like him, but that's a minority after all...... For the most part, I'll have to take care of the scheming guys. β
"Does this have anything to do with you?" Ruoyu asked.
"Don't worry, we'll get to that soon." Brother Jue continued, "What about later...... We're in high school. The conditions of the small sigh are there...... Handsome. The family is very rich, and the people are very simple...... These days, you know, many little girls are very casual...... There are a lot of young women who have lost their feet in high school, and the offensive launched by these people against Xiao Si, if I record them all. It is estimated that I can write a campus action sci-fi love thriller suspense palace fight novel. β
"And then you got stimulated and knocked down the Banhua next door?" If it rains, he said again.
"Why do you like to interject so much?" Feng Bujue said, "Listen to me......"
"Okay......" Ruoyu took a sip of coffee with an unhappy face.
"Luckily, Xiao Si has me watching." Feng Bujue continued, "In the first year of high school. In addition to quelling the partisan feud among the delinquent teenagers in the first grade, developing an internal line in the student union, transforming the utility room next to the principal's office into a club room for the 'reasoning department', and forcing the horses in the Education Bureau to hang themselves...... I didn't forget to care about my hairy child. β
"If you're so busy, forget about it......" Ruoyu finally couldn't help it and spit out again.
"Under my covert protection, he has avoided syphilis at least three times, immortal jumps six times, and fifteen times to be a father." Brother Jue continued.
Ruoyu's cold sweat came down: "You have worked really hard......"
"It's okay, I don't have many friends, and that's how it should be." Feng Bujue drank the remaining coffee in the cup, and then said, "However, because of this, I have made many enemies...... By the time I was a sophomore in high school, the gang of Bichi (here Brother Jue broke out a foul mouth, please understand the original English words by yourself) joined forces to think of a bad trick and spread rumors in the school that I was gay. β
"Poof......" Ruoyu squirted out a mouthful of coffee, and she quickly covered her mouth with a tissue so that she didn't lose her temper.
In fact, hearing this, the misunderstanding has been solved, and Ruoyu's expression suddenly relaxed a lot.
"Hmph...... It's so naΓ―ve. Feng Bujue raised his eyebrows, "For this kind of three-way method, I have already prepared countermeasures." On the day the rumor appeared, I dug up my 'girlfriend shortlist'......"
"Hey!" Ruoyu's eyes widened and he sighed softly, "What is that!" β
"It's just a table that I'm idle and bored to sort out when I'm doing research." Feng Bujue replied calmly, "I also have a 'friend shortlist', a 'horse boy shortlist', a 'list of classmates who can be killed if necessary', and a 'shortlist of friends if you find out that you are gay', etc......." He paused, "Oh, by the way, I also have a list called 'If you have a child with your girlfriend and have to give birth to a name', I record the names of each of their sons and daughters......"
Wow -
The small half cup of coffee left in Ruoyu's cup was splashed on Brother Jue's face by her.
"Although I know that your behavior is just a kind of weird appearance......" Ruoyu said as he put down his cup, "but objectively, I think you should be splashed like this." β
In this regard, Brother Jue was indeed not angry, he calmly wiped his face with his hands, and then picked up the tissue on the table and wiped it slowly: "In short...... I filtered through the list and picked a suitable ......," he said casually, "and the next day I went straight to her and asked her if she would have sex with me, and it worked." β
"Eh-" Ruoyu turned her head and squinted at Brother Jue, "I think the conditions of the people are quite good, why did I promise you......"
"At first glance, I'm not bad." Feng Bujue wiped his face and said, "But after getting to know me, more than ninety out of a hundred people will be scared away." And the few who remain may become my friends. β
"Then ...... How did you get apart? Ruoyu asked again, "Because of the third year of high school?" It's natural to ...... after graduating."
"There's nothing separate or inseparable, and we've never been together much in the first place." Feng Bujue replied, "In the first few weeks, I went out to watch a few movies with her...... Half a month's food expenses disappeared in the dark movie theater in an instant, which made me depressed...... Later, when the rumors subsided, I ignored her. He said, unpacking another pack of tissues, "If it's a formal breakup...... It must have been half a year later, and she couldn't bear my attitude of ignoring me, and wanted me to make a clear statement, so I said, 'I love you, men only say it once in their lives, and I will say it when you are going to die'...... Then ......"
"There's no then." If the rain continues.
"Yes, there is no then." Brother Jue spread his hands and smiled.
"Ha......" Ruoyu breathed a sigh of relief, "It's really a sad story...... RP