One hundred and thirty, the three most humiliating things in Wang Lei's life
Under Wang Lei's hard work, he finally suppressed the audience who were about to move.
"Give me another chance, it can't be Pan Sen, what other heroes do you want to play, you say, it's outdated." Wang Lei said, finally saving the crisis.
Suddenly, the barrage brushed up again, what alchemy, Enchantress, Raven flew all over the screen.
Suddenly, Wang Lei saw a hero and suddenly felt cold, the egg hurt and the chrysanthemum was tight, the cold sweat flowed, and even the heartbeat was half a beat slower, it was too careless! There are so many heroes in League of Legends, there are a few more than the heroes of Liangshan, and the heroes who are not good at them are not so one or two, why do you come to a casual sentence so cheaply!
Fortunately, now only a few people mention this hero, and it is not conclusive to cover the coffin, the probability of choosing it is still very small, the more calm you must be at this time, yes, calm down, just treat it as if nothing has happened, and slowly you can fool the past, and then everything will be light and light.
Wang Lei coughed dryly twice, and then pretended to say: "You don't agree with each other, I think there are more people called Alchemy, Raven and Enchantress, you can unify your opinions again." ”
Wang Lei showed a smug smile, gave a thumbs up to his wit in his heart, and unconsciously turned the topic between the three heroes in one sentence, which made everyone subconsciously think that they wanted to choose between these three heroes, what a good plan!
Wang Lei laughed three times in his heart, it seems that this wave has stabilized, and more and more people have mentioned this hero. I rub! What the hell, isn't it a psychological suggestion? Isn't that a change of subject! Choose one of the three that you said! Said to divert your attention, quickly play my cards according to common sense!
Wang Lei panicked, no, no, you can't sit still like this, this is not in line with my style.
So he said hypocritically: "Ahem, I don't think you guys will have any results if you continue to make trouble like this, so it's better to choose one of Alchemy, Enchantress, and Raven." Wang Lei has already smiled in his heart, I am so witty! I can think of this method of stealing the day, and unconsciously turn the "candidate hero" into "only choose the hero", and immediately eliminate the danger and complete the concept of stealing the change. Alas, it's a waste of talent for me not to go to Haval hemp rope development.
As a result, there are more nests of grass for this hero! What's the situation, listen to me well! Didn't you say it's okay to choose one of the three! Have you listened to me, ahhhh Wang Lei is not calm, he doesn't play cards according to the routine at all! The Great Crisis--
"It's not the way to go on arguing like this"
"Otherwise, Meng Ye will have an excuse to be lazy"
"Upstairs+!"
"We, the Raven Party, the Alchemy Party, and the Enchantress Party, each give way"
"Consent"
"Just pick one other than three heroes"
“”――
Wang Lei was speechless, you guys actually started a party fight, pay attention to the occasion! This is a comedy, not a palace fighting drama.
But am I the kind of person who tries to be lazy? Am I! Well, I am, but I would never be lazy with such a low-level excuse. However, Mao Wanglei has an ominous feeling in his heart, and he always feels that things are developing in a bad direction
The party congress is still going on in full swing.
"Which do you say?"
"Pick the most nominees outside of the three heroes"
"Raven Party agrees"
"That's it"
"It's a blind monk"
"Alchemy agreed"
"Enchantress agreed"
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At that moment, Wang Lei sat in front of the computer in a daze, and that day, he remembered the fear of being dominated by the blind monk
Wang Lei has three most embarrassing things in his life: First, he will have nosebleeds when he sees a girl who is too beautiful. Only three people know about this matter, one of them is Wu Jingru, it is simply a shame in life, Wang Lei racked his brains for this, and even went to the doctor! Later, the doctor crackled and said a lot, but he didn't understand a word, and finally figured it out, because the doctor summed it up, and didn't say that the cure was good, in short, it was money. In the end, I took a lot of medicine and almost took stupidity, but Wang Lei still didn't make much progress
The second is that you will vomit when riding a roller coaster. This is the most embarrassing, since Wang Lei was escorted by Lin Ying to sit once, he vomited so much that he got out of the car, and he felt that he was embarrassed and vomited at the same time, and the more he vomited, the more he vomited, the more embarrassed he became, and he still felt that he couldn't raise his head in front of Lin Ying. But fortunately, Lin Ying knows about this matter alone, and she will not be so embarrassed that she can't face Jiangdong's father.
The last thing is that no one knows, only Wang Lei himself knows. Speaking of which, it is related to a hero, that is, the blind monk Li Qing.
This hero can be said to be the existence of everyone in League of Legends, since its release, no matter how the version changes, it has always occupied the top1 of the League of Legends hero appearance list, and has been a variety of wonderful highlights for a long time, the number one frequent visitor to the pit dad collection, it can be said that this hero is a legend in itself. is such a hero, and Wang Lei is born with a bad character, because he is not in Q
I don't know if it's nature, or psychological factors, in short, Wang Lei is very accurate to play other predictive heroes, but when it comes to the blind monk, it's like the law of gravity doesn't work, Nima just can't get it, but the strength of the king has a bronze prediction, no matter how you think about it, it's terrifying, once you take it out, it's simply ruined, and a good game becomes an epic disaster movie.
Wang Lei remembered that he was ridiculed fiercely after joining MG in his previous life. Li Qing has many nicknames, including divine monks, holy monks, blind people, geometric blindness, magic blindness, and real blindness, and at that time the prawns gave him another name: blind with open eyes
Wang Lei is so angry in his heart! It's just black history, and I thought it would never happen again, but now it's coming again! Don't let people live!
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