Chapter 003: Yun Yang and Chang Fat
In fact, not only Yun Yang was shocked, but also the personnel of the Imperial Court Security Department, he didn't expect that during the release of the entire game of "Lingyu Wanfa" in full swing, there would be people who came to receive the imperial court security money.
When the personnel of the Imperial Court Security Department were about to proof, they saw the identity card handed over by Yun Yang. The mood can be said to be so depressed that he is speechless, and he didn't even look at whether Yun Yang met the regulations of the imperial court's relief and security, so he helped Yun Yang complete the transfer at the fastest speed in his life.
And the young court office worker, while handing Yun Yang's identity card, kept roaring at the virtual holographic video image in front of him.
"! Can't you see me? I'm at work, what's wrong with you buying me a helmet? What the? Limit to two per person? You've already bought one for Xiaoli! I said you give me yours, I'll give you 5,000 federal dollars? Nani? Are you already bound to an identity? I said, why didn't you say it earlier? Are you the monkey invited to Dubi? ”
As he spoke, the staff of the Imperial Court Security Department was looking for the virtual holographic video address book, and muttered and scolded in a low voice, "me!" Today is Lao Tzu's bad luck, I forgot to ask for leave to buy helmets, but I didn't expect that the group of animals to ask for leave to buy them! Originally, I thought that if no one came in two minutes, the labor and management would close the security hall even if they skipped work, but I didn't expect that there would be a fool to receive the security money! How poor is this Tuoma! Isn't it just the money for a few bottles of nutrient solution! ”
After speaking, the staff of the entire Imperial Court Security Department didn't care about Yun Yang's gloomy black face that was about to drip, and continued to look for the phone in the video address book, as if he wanted someone else to help him buy that helmet.
Although Yun Yang was strangely angry at these words, he didn't beat anyone, for Yun Yang, who has no power, no power, no backstage, and no money, this kind of thing has nothing but a stinky beating. Even because of this, he annoyed these staff of the Imperial Court Security Department, and his future security funds will not be paid at all, and his life will be completely in a dilemma, you must know that the current federal yuan is very difficult to earn.
The neighbors who live in the slum residential area all know how unmotivated Yun Yang is this lonely guy, with the minimum living guarantee of the imperial court, it seems that he has been completely satisfied, and the occasional snoring sound in the quiet small bungalow indicates that there is a living person above, no relatives and no friends, Yun Yang's activities are in addition to receiving monthly security and going to take a bath once a week. There was only one routine left once a month to go out and bring back a large amount of nutrient solution, and the other neighbors never showed him again.
If you don't look at it, you know that the neighbors' eyes are full of incomprehension and contempt when they look at Yun Yang, and every time Yun Yang arrives at this time, he will smile coldly, put on a snail's hermit feelings to comfort himself, what he got by being busy and intriguing, and what he lost if he didn't want to be enterprising, in the end it was just a slope of loess, so he had to get by.
With a wry smile and holding the identity card, Yun Yang walked to a vending point for the nutrient solution closest to the Imperial Court Security Department, and frantically entered the nutrient solution collection information in his hand.
"! Was that guy mistaken? Or is it a problem with this machine? Yun Yang looked at the extra nutrient solution in his hand, and couldn't help but be surprised.
Each liter of nutrient solution can maintain a normal man's nutritional consumption for a day, and Yun Yang can receive 30 liters from the Imperial Court Security Department every month, that is, 3 bottles of nutrient solution, and today Yun Yang entered the information into the vending machine, and actually brushed out 6 bottles, that is, 60 liters of nutrient solution, which is equivalent to Yun Yang's amount for two months.
"Could it be that the price of nutrient solution has decreased?" Yun Yang himself shook his head in disbelief, although the taste of the nutrient solution was not good, but it was the most effective weapon for the 'nuclear winter' human race to defeat hunger.
It is said that this nutrient solution is to synthesize inorganic matter into organic matter necessary for human beings by relying on the energy source of the sun, and if it was before the nuclear war, the price of this nutrient solution would definitely be expensive, but under the premise that the crops in the 'nuclear winter' could not ensure the normal food and clothing of human beings, countries can only tighten their belts and continue to produce this kind of nutrient solution that is considered the best food.
"Forget it, whatever! It's the New Year's Day this month! Yun Yang couldn't help but be a little happy in his heart, and he didn't care about the staff member's bad words, the nutrient solution can be regarded as some kind of soft currency now, a bottle of 10 liters of nutrient solution can be exchanged for 100 federal dollars, and 100 federal dollars can buy a lot of daily necessities.
But looking at the more than 120 catties and more than 60 kilograms of nutrient solution, Yun Yang, who should be happy, began to worry, how to take this home? More than 60 kilograms of nutrient solution are about to catch up with Yunyang's weight, and I should have exchanged the nutrient solution at the door many times if I knew it!
Ay! Why is this hand so underdrawn! Come on! Still have to fend for yourself! Yun Yang carried 60 catties of nutrient solution in each hand, and gasped in his nostrils as he walked home step by step.
As for why you asked Yunyang why he didn't take a ride home? Ladies and gentlemen, look at the deserted streets, where do you get taxis! Besides, even if there is a taxi, with the value of Yun Yang, a poor bastard, can Ge, who is even more stingy than Grande, be willing to spend money on a ride?!
Just when Yun Yang was panting towards his home at a snail-like speed, the voice call function in the radiation protection suit sounded, and he listened to "Oops! You poor fishing wire actually has a phone! You poor fishing wire actually has a phone! ”
Fortunately, there is no one on the street, otherwise even Yun Yang, who is super thick-skinned, will be ashamed to find a crack in the ground to get into, of course, before this, the voice call function that comes with the radiation protection suit must be removed! This Tuoma's intelligent communication is really Tuoma's scrambled eggs, and the mobile company is really poor and crazy, and it actually uses this way to force people to pay.
Yun Yang put down the nutrient solution in his hand, and couldn't help but wonder in his heart, the voice call function in his radiation protection suit had been in arrears for a long time, why did someone still call him? And there are not many people who know their number sincerely! Don't????? It is estimated that this communication fee is also paid by this guy for himself!
Sure enough, Yun Yang clicked on the virtual holographic video call, and sure enough, the caller ID was his best friend, and he was also the only person in Yunzhou who was relatively close to him - Chang Fat!
Thinking of this Chang Fat Man, Yun Yang couldn't help but feel a burst of gratitude in his heart, saying that adversity sees the truth, what the ancients said is not wrong at all, of course, don't think crookedly here, Yun Yang and Chang Fat Man are pure friendship, not basic feelings.
Speaking of this fat man, Yun Yang and him were originally alumni of the same university, but they were not in the same class or department. It stands to reason that there are nearly 10,000 students in the university, and the two have this relationship, so there should be no intersection. But fate is always so unpredictable.
The reason why the two met was thanks to Yun Yang's girlfriend. Speaking of which, Yun Yang and Chang Fatzi should be rivals in love. Thinking that Chang Fat and Yun Yang's girlfriend were classmates in college, this Chang Fat Man was fascinated by Yun Yang's girlfriend as soon as he entered the university, and he went to offer his true feelings every once in a while, but he didn't impress Yun Yang's girlfriend, who was the class flower.
It wasn't until one day, when Yun Yang and Yun Yang's girlfriend walked together, that Chang Fat realized that his efforts were in vain. So he was unwilling to be robbed of his beloved girlfriend by his rival, and went to Yunyang to fight alone.
Maybe they don't know each other if they don't fight, Yun Yang and Chang Fat Man had a fight, but they inexplicably became sworn friends. Not to mention that Yun Yang's classmates felt incredible, even Yun Yang's girlfriend often asked Yun Yang and Chang Fat if they were engaged in glass or something.
Although Chang Fatzi was a little depressed that Yun Yang had snatched the class flower of his class, he knew the relationship between Yun Yang and his girlfriend, but he also sent his blessings openly. At the time of graduation, Chang Fatzi even jokingly said that he would be the best man at Yunyang's wedding, so that Yunyang could vent his evil anger.
But all this came to naught when this sudden nuclear war broke out. When Yun Yang, who was penniless in Yunzhou, met Chang Fat again, he couldn't help but sigh.
Chang Fatzi is a native of Yunzhou, and when he saw Yun Yang lost his soul and hugged the Yueji flower pot, he was not as indifferent or cold as others, but sincerely invited Yun Yang to live at home. At that time, Yun Yang, who was more sad than dead, didn't want to trouble others, so he moved into the affordable housing arranged by the imperial court alone.
During this period, Chang Fatzi gave Yun Yang the greatest encouragement and support, and even woke Yun Yang up fiercely when Yun Yang was looking for death and life, and sternly warned Yun Yang that if Yun Yang committed suicide, not only would he look down on Yun Yang, but even Yun Yang's dead girlfriend would be blind to Yun Yang, a coward.
For this reason, Yun Yang gradually came out of the shadow of life, and it can be said that Chang Fat gave Yun Yang a reason to continue living. Yes, for the sake of the deceased, to live, this is the only purpose of Yun Yang's life!
Chang Fatzi's surname is Chang Chu, his full name is Chang Chu, and the reason why he is called this name is because his father's surname is Chang and his mother's surname is Chu. But it's not like that when connected together, Chang Chu, long and thick, and even Yun Yang sometimes maliciously ridicules whether this guy's lower body is really thick?
Although I don't know what Chang Chu's lower body looks like, on the whole, Chang Chu's fat man is really long and thick. Yun Yang is not tall or short, just one meter eight, one hundred and twenty or thirty pounds, which can be regarded as a standard figure. And Chang Fatzi is one head taller than Yun Yang, his height has reached one meter nine, and his weight is even heavier than Yun Yang's two, which is two hundred and fifty or sixty pounds. From afar, it looks like a big bucket.
After connecting the phone, Chang Chu's loud voice rang out: "Hey, dizzy, are you up?" Brother started queuing last night, and finally bought the helmet of "Lingyu Wanfa", brother, I also think about you, I bought one for you, how about admiring brother? ”
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