Chapter 606: Seeking Poison in the Wilderness (2)
(Important: All the names in this story are not related to reality, and there is no implication, innuendo, or mapping of zài.) If there is any similarity, it is pure spoof. )
Feng Bujue thought that the opening CG would end here, who knows...... It's just the climax.
But seeing the camera flashing, the "introduction of the debutants" came.
The first to appear in the frame is a middle-aged man in a light blue shirt and black trousers. He was Caucasian and very patriotic-looking, with short brown hair, black eyes, and glasses.
[No. 1 player - William. Henry. Bill. Cap III. A well-known entrepreneur, philanthropist, and one of the best software engineers in the world. 】
As the narrator narrates, the sound effects and subtitles are inserted, and the camera begins to rotate 360 degrees around the contestant.
[He is a genius who does his own thing, is maverick, but is admired by thousands of people. With an IQ of over one hundred and sixty, will he have a head start on the island? 】
"I'm interested in...... How did a person with an IQ of more than one hundred and sixteen get to this island by you......" Feng Bujue complained in his heart.
In the next second, the screen has switched to the introduction of the second player.
It was also a white man, who looked to be about fifty-five years old, with gray hair and a pair of black-rimmed glasses. He wore what looked like a pricey dark blue suit with a shirt and tie underneath it, and leather shoes on his feet.
[No. 2 player - Warren. Ba Waste. World-renowned stock god, philanthropist, investment master. 】
Like the previous contestants, the camera was also turning when he was introduced......
[He has a unique eye, calm and spicy, and his wisdom in investment is beyond the reach of the world. I wonder if this wisdom can make up for his lack of physical fitness and make him stand out from the top 10 players. 】
"Hey...... Is that okay...... No matter how you look at it, it's just a name change, and the basic setting is exactly the same as some super-famous bigwigs in reality......"
Brother Jue's chatter didn't change anything, the introduction of the contestants continued, and the third person quickly appeared in the picture.
This is a female player, also Caucasian. She wears a pair of hot pants and an off-the-shoulder white T-shirt. It is lined with a black tank top. She has a well-defined face, a sexy figure, and long chestnut hair with a shawl.
[No. 3 player - Lindsay. Lohan. The queen of Hollywood topics, a star of film and television songs. 】
[She became famous at a young age, and she has a life experience far beyond her peers; She has dominated the film industry and led the fashion trend. It has also been a controversial figure due to the constant negative news. Her sexiness and personality made her inevitably the focus of attention of the audience. 】
"The audience is vulgar enough...... "Brother Jue said in his heart, "Speaking of which...... What kind of audience are the viewers who will watch the reality show 'Seeking Drugs in the Wilderness'......"
[Contestant No. 4 - Justin. Not erect. Singer, actor, internet celebrity. 】
The white young man who appeared in fourth place looked to be less than twenty years old, and his face was as feminine as that of a woman; His dark blonde hair was curled upwards, and his brown eyes gave him an innocent look. He wears a white cotton vest with some tattoos on it; A pair of hip-hop trousers with a low waistband; On his feet are a pair of white sneakers.
[He is a teen idol who has become popular in recent years, and is praised by fans as an artist who is "handsome, crisp and beautiful, talented in music and performance, and talented". No doubt. Extremely high popularity and age advantage will be his most powerful weapon. 】
"Hehe......"
When Feng Bujue was in his heart, the fifth player came into his sight......
It was a middle-aged white man with a big belly and a resolute temperament between his eyebrows. The slightly bulging chin appears distinctive. And his attire ...... It turned out to be a whole tuxedo.
[Player No. 5 - Solomon. Baron Screws Chai Erde. A member of the world-famous financial family "Screw Chai Erde Family", an outstanding banker and financier. 】
"Hey...... what does 'baron' mean? This is a dead man, isn't it...... Not to mention that this is not a contemporary at all, and the nationality is not right! ”
[He has extraordinary diplomatic talents, and his words are exquisite and flattering. A banker who dealt with Solomon once commented that "no one is refreshed when he leaves." This talent may also be the key to his victory. 】
"I doubt that......" Feng said unconsciously, "In a game where only one winner can be born, the relationship that can be established between people is nothing more than 'temporary mutual use'." As long as both parties understand this. Even without any diplomatic skills, it is possible to reach an agreement with another person or persons. ”
When Brother Jue thought of this, the picture had already cut to the sixth contestant.
Finally, a black man came......
He was also dressed in a suit and tie, and had a round haircut; Looking at the face, his age is about fifty years old. The appearance is not handsome, and the skin color is not purely African-American, it is estimated that ...... It's either a half-race or a soy sauce monger.
[Player No. 6 - Barack. Hussein. Okukanhai. Lawyer, politician, and former president of the United States. 】
"Hey!" Feng Bujue was shocked at the time, "How did you arrest this person!" Is this show run by aliens? ”
[From a rebellious teenager. to the Juris Doctor, to the President of the United States of America...... He is a legend who relies on hard work to change his fate, and he is also the only celebrity who has taken the initiative to ask to participate in this show. 】
"Is the former president so lonely? Although I also know that the president of the United States is very unpopular after he retires, and he does not even want to assassinate anyone...... But you don't have to die yourself......"
Just when Brother Jue was shocked by O'Guanhai's appearance, a player who shocked him even more came......
[Player No. 7 - Osama. Beep ——. Muhammad. Beep ——. Awad. Beep ——. bin Laden. Born into a family of architects and industrialists, this season's mystery contestant. 】
"Mysterious fart! The monks of Shaolin Temple know that you are the leader of al-Qaeda! There are also three silences added to the name, which is really sharp! Looking at the emaciated Arab beard in the picture, Brother Jue was completely mad.
[Handsome, he has five beautiful and well-informed wives, children that he can't count on two hands, and a family property that can be used to engage in various businesses......]
"What various businesses...... Isn't it a terrorist organization...... And what kind of trouble is this kind of introduction that makes people feel that he is innocent after listening to it...... It's too much different from the section of Okukanhai! This is a conspiracy of the American media! ”
[Whether this mysterious player is a pampered person or a good fighter will soon be revealed......]
After the introduction of the number seven player, there was the eighth person.
[Contestant No. 8 - Easter. Ancient. Graduated from the Department of International Finance, a handsome and noble rich second-generation son-in-law. 】
With the narration, a yellow male appears. He's similar to No. 4's non-erect player, and belongs to the type of young handsome guy, but he's a little older. He has peach-shaped broken bangs, wears a casual suit, looks handsome, and is taller than number four.
[He is the fifth king of diamonds, and he is the object of admiration of countless girls. Caught in the scandal, he was quickly forgiven by "all sectors of society", while some people around him, several government law enforcement agencies, and even some drug-related bills, were questioned and criticized. With his excellent all-round ability, he is regarded as the biggest favorite of the quarter. 】
"Hmm...... Compared with ordinary people, this is undoubtedly a current charge (Internet language, referring to a life winner who is very fulfilling in real life)......" Feng Bujue said, "but next to the appearance of the seventh, I feel like I am just an ordinary youth......"
[Player Nine - Stephen. Carbon. An award-winning American best-selling author who has written screenplays, op-eds, and has worked as a film director, producer, and actor. 】
Nine is also a white man, who looks to be about forty years old, and looks the same as Bill. The cap is as patriotic, and he wears a long-sleeved shirt and suit pants.
[As one of the most influential contemporary writers, known as the "Master of Horror", he is obviously no stranger to thrilling things. The balance between intellect and body makes him quite competitive in the game. 】
"Carbon...... "If Feng Bujue can control his body, then his expression at the moment must be twitching at the corners of his mouth and dead fish eyes, "Do you dare to be worthless......
[No. 10 player - John. Winston. Split pus. Rock star, soul of the band "Splitter", poet, social activist, anti-war activist. 】
The final contestant appeared to be Caucasian, looking to be in his mid-thirties, with light brown eyes, brown hair, a scruffy hairstyle, a big beard, and a retro-style suit.
Like many artists, Rift Pu embarked on the path of drug addiction and did not care about it. He has created many myths in the music industry, can he also create legends in our show? 】
"Just rush at these unbelievable ten players...... This show is already a legend...... right," Feng Bujue said in his heart, "Ah...... Whatever, anyway, it's almost time for this introduction to end. ”
Indeed, this may be the longest script synopsis that Brother Jue has ever seen, but ...... It's not over yet.
Bang –
As soon as the fire exploded, the coolest scene in the opening CG appeared.
A sturdy man dressed in a wilderness survival outfit appears in the center of the screen, and the narrator then continues: "And I...... Bel. Eat you. Clams will serve as the referee and moderator for this tournament. I will supervise and guide the players through the challenges and lead to victory. 】
"Are you sure you're not preying on these ten people......
[Now, ladies and gentlemen, please follow in my footsteps and enter this three-day ultimate game - Poison in the Wilds!] 】RP