Chapter 983: Finish abusing two cousins
Ye Tian has several cousins who like to show off very much, and Ye Tian doesn't like to contact them, but he has to spend the Chinese New Year together every year. It's the same this year, as soon as it was time to eat, the conversation box of those people was opened, but fortunately, Ye Tian didn't share a table with them.
Usually their elders sit together during the Chinese New Year, and people of their generation sit together. There were six people at their table, three cousins, two cousins. One of the cousins had very good grades when he was studying, and later he was admitted to Sichuan University, which is the best university in Sichuan.
Now this cousin has graduated, has a job, and the salary is several thousand yuan, but it is also a relatively high income, and after buying a small car, he is even more energetic, and he feels like a model of a successful person.
The other two cousins, one is already a senior, and the other is a junior, it is said that their grades are good, and they have not yet graduated, their families have already found jobs for them, and they can enter the company as soon as they graduate, so these two people also have a sense of superiority, and they feel that they are much better than Ye Tian.
Almost everyone thought that Ye Tian had no job after graduation, and at this time, he must still be eating steamed buns in the rental house all day long. Ye Tian didn't have the heart to defend himself, sitting at the adjacent table and turning a deaf ear to the words of the elders, but Ye Tian's parents were so disgraced that they couldn't lift their heads when they were told by several relatives.
At this time, the cousin of the junior who sat at the same table with Ye Tian said to the cousin of the senior: "Do you know how to play CF?" ”
"Yes, many people in our class are playing, seven of the eight people in our dormitory are playing, and the other is old-fashioned and still playing CS. Let's have dinner for a while? "The senior one was very excited.
"Good! What kind of gun are you playing, I bought a black dragon and spent more than 800 yuan! ”
"I played AK, so I also bought a good gun, the Fire Kirin, and I feel that my strength has improved a lot."
The two of them were full of interest when they talked about CF, and the eldest cousin said with disdain: "I really envy you, I still have time to play games, I have started to make money, hard work!" ”
The two of them didn't pay attention to him, and continued to chat about CF, college students, there is too much free time, how to pass the time if you don't play some games, and CF is so popular, and you can't play equipment upgrades, you only need to be strong enough to be able to play in it, and college students naturally like to play this game.
Ye Tian didn't participate in their topic, but these two guys didn't seem to forget him, and after chatting for a while, the senior cousin said to Ye Tian: "Ye Tian, will you play CF?" Let's be together in a while! ”
Ye Qian thought about it and was about to refuse, he didn't want to waste time with these two guys, but the junior cousin said disdainfully: "Hey, what are you calling him for, he is busy looking for a job now, how can he have time to play CF, it's good to know what CF is!" ”
Ye Tian had been putting up with it, but when he heard this, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he immediately replied: "I will, why wouldn't I, I would be in college." Let's fight together in a while, but the loser will pay the Internet fee, okay? ”
"This is not good, you don't even have a job, what if you lose and can't afford the Internet fee!" The junior cousin said with a smile on his face.
"It's okay, I'll give it to him if he loses! Let's go, we brothers haven't played together in a long time! The cousin of the senior immediately put down his chopsticks and was about to leave.
Ye Tian didn't have the heart to eat, so he followed the two of them outside, the eldest cousin shook his head and said, "Playthings are demoralized, a group of guys who don't pursue it!" ”
The three cousins went straight to the Internet café when they went out, and there are still most people playing games in the Internet café, while half of them play CF and League of Legends, and the age groups are also different.
After the three of them found their positions, they entered the game together, they are all from Sichuan, and naturally they are also playing in the Sichuan region, and they found a channel to build a password room, and after the three of them entered the room, the two people found that the three of them couldn't play at all, and they had to pull one person in.
Ye Qian thought for a while, and then said to the two: "I have a friend who can also play, let me ask him to come together, let's 2VS2, how about it?" ”
"Yes!" The two agreed.
Ye Tian opened QQ and looked at it, and found that only Zhenzhen was still online during the Chinese New Year, and the rest of the people were in the state of hanging up on their mobile phones, so he asked Zhenzhen to play CF together, but Zhenzhen immediately agreed, it seems that Zhenzhen also had nothing to do after eating and soaked on the Internet.
Zhenzhen quickly entered the room, judging from the ID, everyone knew that this must be a female player, and the two cousins were also very surprised, and said in unison: "Female? ”
"Is there something wrong? A friend of mine, who had just learned, asked her to make up the numbers. You shouldn't be scared of even a female contestant, right? Ye Tian deliberately stimulated.
"Cut, what are we afraid of, we just don't want to bully women, let's say it first, don't cry if you lose in a while!" The two of them were very stiff-mouthed.
Once the transport ship was chosen as the map for the match, the race began to be doomed. Ye Tian and Zhenzhen teamed up to easily torture and kill the two self-righteous cousins to the point that they were about to cry.
"Impossible! How could they be so strong!? The two cousins roared angrily in their hearts, Ye Tian's AK47 killed the two of them bitterly, and they had no power to fight back at all, one of them was shot in the head, and Zhenzhen was also merciless, assisting Ye Tian to win the victory.
Since only 40 people were set, the game ended quickly, and the score of the two sides was 40:3, Ye Tian did not die once, but Zhenzhen died three times. Ye Tian took off his headphones and said very indifferently: "Do you still want to fight?" ”
The two cousins sweated and looked at each other, and then the cousin in the senior year said very disdainfully: "Hit, we just didn't play at our true level just now, you just won a game." People who don't have a job are cows, and they have too much time to play games. ”
Ye was immediately angry when he heard these words, he had never bothered with these guys, he always felt that everyone was cousins and relatives, and there was no need to be so bitter and mean to speak, but these guys were aggressive.
His face turned cold and he said, "Okay, then let's have another plate." But I don't think it's exciting enough to give the Internet fee if you lose, how about adding a little more? ”
"What do you want to do?" The two immediately looked at Ye Tian nervously.
"If you lose, in addition to paying for the Internet, you have to call me brother respectfully when you see me in the future! It's not difficult, I'm your brother! "Ye Tian is very strict and authentic.
The two of them have always looked down on Ye Tian, and naturally they usually have no respect for Ye Tian at all, nor do they regard Ye Tian as a brother, they have never called him a brother, they all call him by his name. Hearing Ye Tian's words, the two were a little embarrassed, but this request was not excessive, so the two nodded and agreed.
At the beginning of the second game, the map was changed, it was Desert 1-TD, which was changed by his cousin Jian Yì in his senior year, because he felt that he was better at playing this map. Ye Tian smiled when he saw this map, two guys who don't know whether they are alive or dead, don't they know that Lao Tzu's marksmanship was practiced on this map?
After a fight, Ye Tian's AK killed the two of them like a plug-in, but Zhenzhen didn't show much of it, she may have seen that Ye Tian wanted to teach these two people a lesson, so she almost always acted as a cover on the side, letting Ye Tian deal with those two people alone.
In the end, Ye Tian won by a big score, and the two cousins had a sad expression on their faces, and they didn't dare to look at Ye Tian when they took off their headphones. Ye Tian put the headphones on the table, clapped his hands, and said, "Hey, it's really not my own equipment, if I use my own keyboard and mouse, I might play better!" ”
The two cousins were almost stupid when they heard this, Nima is still not a good one, she always gets a headshot, what do you want? Wait, own gear? Playing CF and having your own keyboard and mouse, it's quite professional, is it a professional player?
The two immediately looked at Ye Tian in surprise, Ye Tian smiled, and said, "Why are you looking at me, don't you call me brother?" ”
The two were very helpless, so they reluctantly shouted: "Brother! ”
"Well, remember, you have to call me brother when you see me in the future! Willing to lose! I'm gone, and I've paid the internet bill! Ye Tian said hello to Zhenzhen, then turned off the game and QQ, got up and left in style.
The two cousins looked at each other, and both of them still had palpitations about Ye Tian's AK marksmanship, which was so perverted, it was almost like they would be killed when they looked at each other, and there was no chance to fight back. The cousin in the senior year suddenly reacted, and then sat down in front of Ye Tian's computer, carefully checked the taskbar and the process to see if there was any abnormal software, and he wondered if Ye Tian had opened a plug-in.
After searching for a while, he let go of the mouse in disappointment because he found nothing. The cousin in his junior year came over and said, "Do you think he will be a professional player?" ”
"He? Unlikely! Didn't you say he didn't have a job? "My senior cousin couldn't believe it.
"Wouldn't you know if you look it up on Baidu?"
"But if he doesn't have a name, where can I find it on Baidu? Besides, if he is famous, how can we not know? ”
"Maybe we didn't notice it, by the way, I saw his ID and the name of the team in the game just now, as long as he has participated in a professional match, you can definitely find it!"
"That's right, I'll look it up! What's his ID called? IC is a fascinating city, right? ”
"That's right, the team's name is IceCream, ice cream, it's disgusting!"
The cousin of the senior immediately entered the name of the IC club and the ID of Ye Tian in Baidu, and then a lot of information came out. Because the IC club won the championship in the Qi Lele Cup, Ye Tian was named a god in a battle and was called the god of war, so naturally someone established Baidu Encyclopedia for him.
The two were dumbfounded when they saw Baidu Encyclopedia, and the words "Qi Lele Cup Champion", "Losing the Three Super Teams" in a row, and "God of War" made these two people unable to believe their eyes.