Chapter 3: I'll teach you the way of the dead
"Control? Why did the Lich King control me? Am I special? But I can't even walk steadily, what's the use of him controlling me? I asked, puzzled.
Sylvanas was momentarily speechless, yes, what did the Lich King want him to do with such a lowly walking corpse? I'm afraid he's not even cannon fodder, isn't it? Sylvanas finally reacted, the Lich King's control over the undead was not useful or useless, it was an absolute control, just like himself.
After thinking about it, Sylvanas pulled out a dagger from his boot, put it across my neck, and said in a dark voice, "Tell me, who are you, did Arthas send you to spy on me?" ”
Sylvanas's movements were so fast that I couldn't react before she could control them, but instead of feeling scared, I looked at Sylvanas carefully.
Sylvanas's face has to be said to be a masterpiece of God, even if her face is now no longer fair and smooth before her life, but her anger and anger are so intoxicating, her delicate facial features become more flavorful between anger and anger, and because of squatting down, her fiery figure is also completely displayed in front of my eyes, a cool chest guard is all the clothes between her chest and abdomen, the gray and stiff chest under the squeeze of the breast guard makes people can't help but want to grab it, as well as the flat lower abdomen, slender waist, are all masterpieces of God.
For a moment, I was stunned.
Sylvanas seemed to see from my dim eyes that I was thinking something dirty, she quickly stood up, kicked me hard in the leg, and said sharply, "Look again, look again, gouge out your eyeballs and feed them to the dogs, and tell me who you are, or I will really kill you." ”
I shuddered when I heard the word "dog", I don't know why, I would be so sensitive to "dog", but now is not the time to think about these inconsequential questions, if my answer doesn't satisfy Sylvanas, maybe I'll really be killed by her.
I organized the language in my head, but I really didn't know what to say to prove my innocence, and after a long time, I finally came up with a trick.
"Arthas is a son of a bitch, Arthas will go to hell, Arthas has no asshole when he gives birth to a child, Arthas's wife is abducted, Arthas will never be born, Arthas ......"
"Enough, you abominable undead."
Watching Sylvanas slowly insert the dagger into the leather boots, I knew that my little fate was saved, and after I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, my courage grew again, "Little Xixi, we ......"
"Bang!"
Sylvanas' hard leather boots kicked me in the mouth, kicking a hole in my dead cheeks and a few of my mud-stained teeth out, and she said to me viciously, "Watch what you call you, damn undead. ”
"Okay, Nozomi sister......"
"Bang!"
My other cheek was sunken and a few more teeth were missing, but this time Sylvanas didn't speak again, just looked at me coldly.
"Nozomi ......" I was indeed a little scared, and I didn't dare to tease Sylvanas anymore, so I hesitated for a moment and said, "Nozomi ......"
"Bang!"
Conscience of heaven and earth, I really want to call her by her full name this time, why did I get kicked again, and I still kicked out my few remaining teeth.
"I ......" As soon as I said a word, I saw Sylvanas's calves move slightly, and I was so frightened that I covered my head with both hands, and from between my hands, I saw that Sylvanas did not mean to attack me, so I continued: "I didn't mean to, it's just that the syllables of your name are too long and too awkward, and I think my necrotic tongue can't pronounce that beautiful name well, so I ...... ......"
But before I could finish speaking, Sylvanas interrupted me and said helplessly, "Okay, you can call me Hihi!" Sylvanas looked a little embarrassed at this, and continued: "However, you must not add 'little' in front or 'sister' in the back, or I will definitely kill you, I swear, and besides, the name 'Hihi' cannot be mentioned in front of outsiders." ”
What a blessing in misfortune, a mouthful of filthy teeth was sacrificed in exchange for the title "Hihi", and I swear that if God gave me another choice, I would never make any more jokes about Sylvanas, this woman is too violent.
"Well, thank you so much!" I sneered at Sylvanas, then crouched on the ground and began to look for my missing tooth.
The light in the woods was not good, and my teeth were covered with mud, so it was not easy to find the teeth that had fallen to the ground and mixed with the dirt, and it took me a long time to find eight, including one front tooth, three back molars, and a small tiger tooth, and I don't know where the rest were, but eight was still far from enough.
I'm busy in a hurry, but Sylvanas doesn't mean to help at all, just standing next to me and quietly watching me find my teeth, to be honest, I'm very annoyed, buddies are so miserable, don't you want to help?
However, out of self-esteem, I did not ask her for help, but searched slowly and alone for her.
Finally, when it was time to find the twenty-seventh tooth, Sylvanas spoke, "You just swallowed two. ”
I was stunned, now I have a total of twenty-six teeth in my hand, and I have swallowed two, which means that twenty-eight have been found? However, why did I swallow two of them, my stomach and intestines had already died, should I take them out by disemboweling them?
All of a sudden, my face turned the color of pork liver, if it could change at all.
"Isn't it just a few teeth? Look at your stinginess! "It seems that she provoked this stingy woman just now, and seeing that I was in a bad mood, she began to fall into the well.
I said angrily: "If it's not your teeth, of course you don't feel distressed, you really don't have back pain when you stand and talk." ”
Sylvanas was angry for a while, isn't she standing now, this kid really dares to say anything, aren't you afraid that you will destroy him? It's just that he kicked the opponent three times in a row, and he really lost money. And...... His remaining two teeth didn't swallow it, but it was ...... In their own hands.
But do you throw in the towel now? No, you must not bow your head.
"Forget it, I'll teach you the way of the undead!"
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