Lunatic! What are you doing? The boss suddenly excited M Lin Jia said: "I haven't announced the address of the palace of love yet, so I will hold a wedding here first, and it will be too chaotic when there are more people!" ”

Lin Jia came back to his senses and said, "Oh! MM and I are still here! Did the monster attack the city? ”

"Hmmm! We'll be there soon! There are too many monsters attacking the city, but there is a red moon demon, but we haven't even seen it if it explodes! I'm angry! ”

Hehe laughed twice, Lin Jia said to MM: "Let's go to the old moon and wait, it's old!" ”

"Oh!" MM responded obediently, and followed Lin Jia tamely until it didn't take long, the noisy sound came, the boss and they came in in a hurry, everyone giggled and threw gold coins up, put peach hearts, and made a lot of noise, the boss ran around and shouted: "Hurry up!" Hurry up! It's almost 12 o'clock! I'm going to be a bride when the bell wants to ring!

Everyone was urged by the boss to do it together, and simply spread a whole layer of gold coins in the entire hall, and then threw red and blue powerful potions on each pile of gold, and hollowed out a peach heart with strong sun water in the middle of the red carpet in the hall, so that the boss and Ruohan stood inside.

When Lin Jia saw it, he shouted, "Wait a minute!" Quickly went off the line to change the number, from the alliance to run a small trumpet, in the middle of the peach heart covered with a layer of golden gold bricks, and on each gold brick on a bottle of light blue blessing oil, such a luxurious handwriting, provoked the friends who came to the wedding in an uproar, the iron head they envied and said: "Luxury!" ”

At 23:55, the countdown to the Chinese New Year begins.

The boss and Ruohan spoofed "咣 ~ 咣 ~ 咣 ~ 咣 ~ 咣 ~ 咣 Boom ~ Boom ~ Boom ~ Boom! In the voice of the wedding march, from the red carpet at the entrance to the center of the hall, everyone cheered and threw all kinds of beautiful magic in front of them. Bless this couple who are in love both in reality and in the game.

However, there are many good things! Suddenly, the cheers and magic stopped abruptly, and I saw the boss and Ruohan lying on them, scolding angrily: "Damn! You'd better change the pattern! The group fainted.

After doing it all over again, the boss and Ruohan's trumpet finally stood in the peach heart under the altar, and stood on the altar as a priest in a serious manner: "Ruohan, are you willing to marry Yunwu as a wife, live with her according to the teachings of the Bible, be one with her before God, love her, comfort her, respect her, and protect her." As you love yourself. Whether she is sick or healthy, rich or poor, she remains faithful to her until she leaves the world? ”

Ruohan said: "I am willing!" ”

The "Iron-headed Priest" added: "Yunwu, do you want this man to be your husband and enter into a marriage contract with him?" Love him and take care of him, whether it is illness or health, or any other reason. Respect him, accept him, be loyal to him forever until the end of his life? ”

The boss also reads, "I do!" ”

The iron head said to the crowd very skillfully: "Are you all willing to testify to their marriage vows?" ”

The brothers giggled and said, "Yes!" ”。

"If I say I don't want to, will I be beaten?"

"I don't know if you'll beat me, you're going to die anyway!"

"Familiar with that, huh? What did you find? ”

"Holy!" The "priest" is furious! Regardless of the image, the storm was like thunder: "*** Give me a little serious!" Be serious! Finally suppressed the group of bastards below, and suddenly said: "Damn! What's next? No matter! Swap rings! Swap rings! The crowd laughed!

The boss and Ruohan stood facing each other. "In the name of God, I solemnly swear to accept you as my wife (husband)." From now on, I will love and cherish you until death, whether it is good or bad, high or bad, sickness or health! After saying that, they exchanged rings, talisman rings, and resurrection rings with each other.

"Kiss one! Kiss one! "Everybody was making a lot of noise.

The boss and Ruohan also played together very cooperatively: "Bo Ji~~!" The two words immediately made everyone laugh. Then the two clicked on Yue Lao, handed in the engagement ring, and after going offline, the words [Ruo & Han's wife] [Yun Mi Slender Husband] appeared above their heads.

"Lao Tzu, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, declares that you are married. God has united you so that no one can be torn apart. Iron Head finished the last sentence with great strength and roared: "Amen! That's it! Grab it!! Then he threw his legs and rushed to the peach heart of the two newcomers standing under the stage, just kidding! All that was lost was blessed oil and gold bricks!

A swarm of beasts is like a frightened fly on a pile of stool, "Buzz~! With a bang, the autumn wind swept all the leaves on it clean, and the poor trumpet was only level 30 and couldn't keep it, and was snatched away by a savage collision by the flying eagle.

Lin Jia laughed beside them. Even MM, who rarely speaks, can't help but play ha! "A few words, because the Taoist number that Ruohan played was a personal demon number, so although the level was relatively high, but there was no way to engage in "lesbian" No, I had to change the low-level male Taoist number next to me, if it weren't for the fact that the apprentice met double in the past two days and just upgraded a little by the way, it would have been less than level 30.

At the same time, the system's New Year's announcement was broadcast on a rolling basis, and 0000 fireworks were lit on the whole map, and everyone cheered, releasing colorful and dazzling skill effects, shouting: "Hi fart Niu Yeer~!! ”

The happiness between friends, the satisfaction between couples, all fill the whole online city and the whole game...

When the noise dissipated, the gathered players either went offline to drink, or scattered to various maps to find their fun, and the tranquility of the New Year made the young people who had just finished their enthusiasm silently experience the warmth.

Because of the successive players coming to the wedding, Lin Jia and they had to withdraw from the scene to other couples, and they said that they were going to send the boss and Ruohan to the "cave room" of Zuma's sect leader's house, Lin Jia suddenly felt that he wanted to be quiet, and after separating from everyone, he returned to the small pond of the dryad.

Quietly looking at the pink lotus flower in the water waves under the small bridge, Lin Jia suddenly felt

, leaning lazily on the wide and soft boss chair, putting his legs on the table to speak.

"You and your girlfriend have a good relationship, right?"

"Hmm!" Lin Jia leaned on the boss's chair, supported his chin with his hand, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and said, "I don't think she was still by my side!" Now she is not by my side, but I feel that I used to ignore her too much, only caring about playing by myself, and I don't know how to feel sorry for her, I don't know how to be considerate of her, as if it is natural to have her by my side, maybe she hasn't come back yet. It's because you're mad at me..."

MM didn't speak, and after a while asked, "Then did you break up?"

"Huh! No! I'm waiting for her to come back! She promised me I'd be back! Lin Jia's eyes were a little confused, and he remembered the phone that rang when the train was far away.

"What if she doesn't come back?" MM asked the question sharply: "She?" ”

Lin Jia was a little dazed, his throat was a little hoarse, and said, "I don't know, I don't know if I will wait for her for a long, long time like the bloody Qiong Yao drama on TV." That's so unrealistic! All I know is that she should be back soon! ”

"How do you know she'll be back soon?"

"She told me!" Lin Jia smiled: "When she left, she called me, and it only rang, I guess she didn't mean to tell me to wait for her for a year!" ”

"............" MM seemed speechless and asked, "What if she never comes back?" ”

Lin Jia frowned, rubbed his chin and thought about it for a long time, and said, "You seem to know my affairs very well?" ”

MM seems to be angry with Lin Jia. "Boss, they intercede with angels and elves, so I know something!" Don't change the subject! Answer me quickly! If she never comes back. What do you do? ”

"Ugh!" Lin Jia frowned and said, "I don't know!" I'll wait for her for a year anyway! If she doesn't come back..."

"How?"

Lin Jia counted with his fingers: "Then I'll find a lover a year!" Find two in two years! In case she comes back in a few years, I'll take a whole bunch of lovers to show her! her off! ”

"Embarrassment... Men are really not good things! MM was defeated by Lin Jia again, and said in silence: "Are they the two beautiful female bosses of your online city?" ”

"What?" Lin Jia was stunned, this MM actually connected the two female bosses of the Internet café

"You're looking for a lover? Isn't it them? I heard from the boss that those two female bosses were very beautiful and rich! ”

"They? Belch... I don't have any ideas, but those two turtle girls are very good to me, and they need to be in shape, and they want money to have money. To be coquettish and coquettish, to be lewd and lewd..."Lin Jia was painted green by the angry MM, and innocently stood next to the dog that suddenly became bigger and looked at the drop in his blood volume.

MM stepped forward, stood quietly with him for a while, and suddenly walked up to Lin Jia and threw his finger at Lin Jia's feet, and said, "Jiajia, let's get married, right?" ”

"Huh?" Lin Jia was stunned for a moment, but didn't react: "Marriage? ”

"Hmm!" MM led the puppy and walked around Lin Jia unconsciously: "What? ”

"Uhhhh It may be that subconsciously has taken the nurse MM number of the eyebrows for granted

Lin Jia asked stupidly: "Why did you marry me?" ”

"......" MM was estimated to have also been defeated by Lin Jia, and said angrily: "I'm angry with you!" Lin Jia smirked.

"I said I'll help your girlfriend keep an eye on you until she comes back. Do you believe it? ”

"Don't believe it! You must think that I can't find such a good man now, and I'm in love with me, and I'm going to take advantage of my girlfriend's absence during this time, right? Lin Jia's face turned red again, and the divine beast lying beside him suddenly became bigger again.

"No matter! Come with me and get married! ”

"You're forcing a marriage, aren't you?"

"Even if it's it!"

"And what if my girlfriend is back? What if she sees that I'm married to someone else and runs away? ”

"I'll give up my position when your girlfriend comes back, and I'll compensate you for myself if I run away!"

"You pay me yourself? Are you good-looking? ”

"It's ugly!"

"Then I don't want it!"

"I don't have a choice!"

"Must?"

"Hmm!"

"Oh well! Then I'll try it for half a year first! If my girlfriend doesn't come back, I'll let you turn positive! ”

The two verbose people muttered while walking slowly towards the city, but the girl in white suddenly smashed the boy with the inorganic in her hand, and whipped the corpse with hatred......

..........

"Just the two of us? It's so deserted! ”

"Shut up!"

"You used to be very gentle, so I thought you were a bit like my girlfriend, and now you don't look like my girlfriend!"

"Shut up!"

"You said my girlfriend was back, and you gave up your place!? In the name of God, I solemnly swear that I will accept you as my lover, and from now on, I will love you and cherish you, whether it is good or bad, whether you are good or bad, sick or healthy, until my girlfriend returns! ”。

"In the name of God, I solemnly swear that I will accept you as my husband, and from this day forward, I will love and cherish you, whether it is good or bad, whether it is good or bad, sickness or health, and I will take care of you and comfort you in her place until she returns!"

"Amen! All right! Now that you're my wife, let's go to the cave room of the Zuma sect leader's house, shall we? ”

"Hmm!"

"Wait! I'll see how to get divorced...."

Poison charm stick dance, beast roar and fire spray!

Bring it down!

Whip the corpse!