Chapter 31: Do You Want to Eat Together? (Big Chapter!)

"Readers control the settlement of speeches on the platform. ”

"The most praised chapter is said to be published by [Salted Fish Who Can Only Shout Six-Six-Six], and the content: A certain master said, 'No matter what it is, you can eat it when you go to the head'. Mission: Have the protagonist remove the zombie head and eat the zombie (it's even better if it's fried, it's crunchy, and the chicken-flavored protein is ten times that of beef.) )”

"The task is officially released, and within ten hours of the task time, the task rewards [All Attributes +3] and [Primary Virus Immunity Card x1]. If the protagonist completes the conditions of [Fried Zombie], an additional reward is [Primary Virus Immunity Card x1]. ”

......

What do you mean?

Let me eat zombies!

Do you want me to learn to eat after Bei Ye removes his head?

"Damn, people eat bugs, Lao Tzu eats zombies!!"

Xu Xiaofan is about to collapse.

This group of readers, sooner or later, will have to play me to death.

Warn the protagonist that time stops and resumes as soon as it stops. ”

Before Xu Xiaofan could react, the dog author's voice sounded.

As soon as the dog author's voice fell, the picture in front of Xu Xiaofan, which had been stopped, suddenly moved.

The zombie pounced on Xu Tiantian with a fishy smell, and she wanted to turn around a little vigilantly.

But it's too late!

Xu Xiaofan could only take out his wand and point at the zombie behind Xu Tiantian: "Water Summoning Technique!"

"Huh!"

A strong stream of water erupted from the tip of the wand, turning into an arrow that stabbed at the zombie.

"Poof!"

The speed of the water arrow was extremely fast, and it quickly hit the zombie's face, and a puddle of clear water was directly pasted on the face, washing the zombie brother's face.

Xu Xiaofan was carrying a primary magic ring at this time, and the magic power that was used in a hurry was insufficient, so the power of the water summoning technique was not enough to kill the zombies on the spot.

But even so, the impact of the water summoning technique caused the zombies to pause for a few seconds.

This is enough for Xu Xiaofan to save Xu Tiantian.

After Xu Xiaofan released the water summoning technique, he pinned the wand to his waist, his body bent, his center of gravity drooped, and his right foot stepped on the ground, and he rushed out like an arrow!

"Huh!"

Xu Tiantian only felt a gust of wind blowing in her ears, and a figure that couldn't see clearly passed by.

"Ahh

Xu Xiaofan roared angrily, flew up with a kick, and kicked the zombie's chest fiercely.

"Poof!"

The zombie flew to the ground head-on, and Xu Xiaofan felt a faint pain in the soles of his feet, as if he had just kicked on a piece of cotton.

You must know that Xu Xiaofan's physical fitness is now more than three times that of normal adult males, which shows that after these zombies are infected by the virus, their strength is far stronger than before their deaths, and ordinary people are not opponents at all.

"It's hard. ”

Xu Xiaofan shook his feet and neck without moving, and then heard a surprised voice behind him: "Xiaofan!"

"Ah, sister......"

Xu Xiaofan hurriedly turned his head and looked at Xu Tiantian with a smile.

He was about to ponder how to explain the water summoning technique and his powerful explosive power to Xu Tiantian, but Xu Tiantian unexpectedly didn't ask about it.

"The second life form has a complete understanding of the power that the protagonist possesses, which means that Xu Tiantian knows that you are different from normal people, and she will not be surprised by this. ”

The dog author's explanation sounded in his mind, making Xu Xiaofan suddenly realize.

"Xiao Fan, behind you!"

Xu Tiantian was just about to speak, her expression changed suddenly, and she raised her hand and pointed behind Xu Xiaofan and shouted in horror: "It's up again!"

Oh no, I forgot to hit the head to kill the zombie's pit daddy setting!

Xu Xiaofan was shocked, as soon as he turned around, he saw that this zombie had sneakily climbed up from the ground, and its outstretched claws were only less than half a meter away from him.

This old yin is even going to sneak attack!

"Every zombie grows and evolves through constant battles. ”

Xu Xiaofan didn't have time to listen to the explanation of the dog author's setting, he reflexively kicked over, and kicked the depression in the zombie's chest even bigger.

The zombie flew out upside down, Xu Xiaofan directly threw down the backpack and pulled out a snowy alloy machete from the side of the backpack.

"You dare to sneak up on me. ”

Xu Xiaofan sneered, carrying a machete and walking towards the zombies: "Today, Lao Tzu wants to eat fried zombies!"

"Huh!"

"Poof!"

The knife fell, and the zombie's head was cut off by Xu Xiaofan, and gray-white blood splattered out.

In the head-on battle, Xu Xiaofan had enough strength to kill the zombies that had just been born.

"Gollum. ”

The zombie's head rolled all the way to Xu Tiantian's feet, and then she kicked it away.

"That's it. ”

Xu Xiaofan looked at Xu Tiantian with a machete, revealing a sunny smile that he thought was chic and handsome: "Sister, now you are safe." ”

Xu Tiantian strode towards Xu Xiaofan with emotion, Xu Xiaofan smiled and opened his hands.

Come on, let me feel the arms of the beautiful sister, this is the beautiful reward after the hero saves the beauty!

"Safety, you big-headed ghost!"

Xu Tiantian walked up to Xu Xiaofan, slapped Xu Xiaofan's head, and raised her eyebrows and shouted: "Where did you run this day! I couldn't find you everywhere! You actually left me alone at home!"

"Are you planning to abandon your sister and go outside alone to have a good time!"

"I didn't. ”

Xu Xiaofan was extremely wronged, holding his head and looking at Xu Tiantian, who was a few heads taller than him.

How did this woman grow? She is 1.8 meters tall, and a pair of long legs occupy two-thirds of her body's proportions!

Xu Xiaofan was ashamed, he was not as tall as his sister.

"Explain to me where you've been all day. Xu Tiantian hugged her chest and squeezed out the ravine that shocked Xu Xiaofan, she said coldly: "Don't look around, explain it to me!"

"I'm out shopping!"

Xu Xiaofan opened his backpack, revealing a dazzling array of food and drinks inside, and then said nonsense: "I watched the stars last night and knew that there were big changes today, so I went to buy weapons, clothes and food in advance." ”

"Can't you see it, you are still a Zhuge heir?" Xu Tiantian looked at Xu Xiaofan suspiciously, she naturally questioned the skills that Xu Xiaofan did not master.

"Well, there's so much more you don't know. ”

Xu Xiaofan smiled, Xu Tiantian raised her eyebrows, and pulled Xu Xiaofan to the community: "Go home first, it's too dangerous outside." ”

"Wait a minute!"

Xu Xiaofan turned around and walked towards the zombies, and began to release the water summoning technique to clean the blood stains and filth on the zombies.

After cleaning up the zombies, Xu Xiaofan dragged the zombies to the community.

"What are you doing, why are you going home with a monster!"

"It's a zombie, not a monster. ”

Xu Xiaofan said seriously: "This is protein-rich food, chicken flavor, you can eat it when you remove it." ”

"I ......"

Xu Tiantian's face was stunned, watching Xu Xiaofan drag the zombies, as if the hunter had harvested food, and strode towards the community.

My brother, when did the taste become so heavy!

He's going to eat a humanoid monster! This thing is a human corpse, isn't it? Can he get his mouth shut?

Xu Xiaofan wasn't sure if he had the courage to eat zombies, but he had to do the control task, get the zombies back first, and talk about the rest later.

As for chicken flavor and protein nutrition......

This is not Xu Xiaofan's boasting!

According to the setting of the dog author, as long as the control task is successfully issued, then within a certain range, the reader's words are God's prophecy, and everything is right!

Other people may die if they eat zombies, but the zombie Xu Xiaofan eats must be chicken flavor and must be rich in protein!

As for whether you will get the virus after eating...... Xu Xiaofan touched a few healing cards and props in his trouser pocket, and felt a little weak in his heart: "I should, I won't become a zombie, right......?"

The two walked one after the other, and Xu Tiantian wanted to open his mouth several times to stop Xu Xiaofan from taking the zombies home, but finally gave up again.

She always trusts Xu Xiaofan and supports all of Xu Xiaofan's decisions, after all, she is a plot character with full loyalty.

The two walked and walked, and Xu Xiaofan found a very serious problem.

He looked up at the old buildings in front of him, and turned to look at Xu Tiantian: "Sister, do you know which one our house is?"

"You road idiot. ”

Xu Tiantian glared at Xu Xiaofan angrily, and then took the lead in leading the way.

This neighborhood is really old, there is not even an elevator, only stairs.

Fortunately, the floor of the two's home is not high, and when they walked up to the third floor, Xu Tiantian opened the door.

The room is not big, two bedrooms and one living room, about sixty or seventy square meters, and the layout of the room is very warm, which makes Xu Xiaofan very satisfied.

"Okay, from today onwards, this is my home base!"

Xu Xiaofan put down his backpack and dragged the zombie to the kitchen.

Xu Tiantian was shocked: "Xu Xiaofan, what are you going to do!"

"Fried zombies. ”

"Are you really going to eat this?"

"Of course. ”

Xu Xiaofan's tone was reasonable: "I said when I killed it just now, I must eat fried zombies today." ”

Xu Xiaofan was worried that if he delayed, the courage that was not easy to muster up in his heart would be gone.

One eye closed, one mouth open, one tooth bite, fried zombies!

"You're crazy!"

Xu Tiantian rushed over, grabbed Xu Xiaofan's arm, and said in a resolute tone: "This thing may be poisonous, you can't eat it!"

"No, I have to eat. ”

"Are you going to rebel! Xu Xiaofan! The old lady won't let you eat!"

"I don't want to eat either, but that's the mission. ”

Xu Xiaofan looked at Xu Tiantian with a sad face: "Don't pull me, otherwise I won't dare to eat it later." ”

Do you think I want to eat?

The readers of the pit father have to let Lao Tzu eat zombies.

I'm the protagonist of the part-time job, I'm easy!

People who are the protagonists eat all the delicacies of the mountains and seas, even if it is the protagonist of the poor carving silk counterattack, at least he can eat wowotou and the like, right?

Lao Tzu eats zombies!

Everyone is a profession, and they are all the protagonists, why is the gap so big.

Hearing Xu Xiaofan talk about the task, Xu Tiantian hesitated, and finally let go of his hand.

The reader controls the task more than everything, this is the setting of the dog author, although Xu Tiantian doesn't know what the control task is, but when she hears this word, she instinctively won't stop it.

Xu Xiaofan looked at Xu Tiantian's beautiful face and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to eat together?" ”

"No, no, no, I still eat what I eat here. Xu Tiantian hurriedly shook her head and pointed to the backpack that Xu Xiaofan threw on the ground.

"Someone told me that zombies are chicken-flavored, why don't you try it?"

"No, no, I'm allergic to zombies, I'll talk about it next time. ”

"I may not have this chance next time, try to eat, ordinary people don't have a chance to eat if they want to. ”

"No! I'm not going to eat this!"

Xu Tiantian ran away, Xu Xiaofan smiled bitterly and dragged the zombie into the kitchen.

The kitchen is not big, and dragging the zombies in seems a little crowded, Xu Xiaofan tried to light the fire and found that the natural gas was gone.

It seems that the zombies have affected many important institutions in the city, Xu Xiaofan tried the faucet again, and there is still a little water, but judging from the flow rate of the water, the water should be about to stop.

The speed of zombie infection exceeded Xu Xiaofan's expectations, and it seems that the power of the dog author is very strong.

The author's will is greater than all logic. The reader's task can forcibly change the logic.

Xu Xiaofan had already understood the two o'clock.

"Fortunately, I'm prepared. ”

Xu Xiaofan returned to the living room, took out the technology igniter from his backpack, and then took out all the pots and pans in the kitchen.

In the end, Xu Xiaofan was dragging the zombies, holding a machete and starting to divide the corpses.

"Poof!"

With a knife down, the juice splashed. The muscles are turned over and the belt bones are connected, and they look very nutritious.

Xu Tiantian listened to the movement in the kitchen while nibbling on bread, her beautiful expression was constantly changing, and her heart was very complicated.

"Xiao Fan has really changed, he actually wants to eat zombies!"

......

"Smack. ”

Xu Xiaofan lit the lighter and adjusted it to the maximum flame, and then Xu Xiaofan poured a lot of oil into the pot, and the oil slowly became hot, and small bubbles appeared, making a "zizi" sound.

When the oil was completely boiled and was about to smoke, Xu Xiaofan put the zombie meat in the fried powder and fished it out, and the zombie meat became white and tender.

Then Xu Xiaofan put the pot full of zombie meat on the flame, and then poured a piece of sesame oil from home, and when the oil overflowed the zombie meat, it began to make a "zizizi" frying sound under the scorching flame.

As time passed, the sound of frying kept coming from the pan.

The zombie meat slowly became charred and yellow, the appearance gradually became golden, the outside was charred and the inside was tender, and the lid was closed for a while, waiting until the power of the flames penetrated into the depths, and then the pot was opened.

A few smoke rose instantly, and a fragrance of fried meat arose, and Xu Xiaofan sprinkled a layer of condiments on the golden fried meat.

"Okay, out of the pot!"

Xu Xiaofan wiped the sweat from his forehead, this was his first time frying zombies, he was inexperienced, but it seemed to be full of aroma and very delicious.

"Go on. ”

The remaining zombie meat was processed by Xu Xiaofan according to the previous process and then fried.

After all the zombie meat was out of the pot, Xu Xiaofan extinguished the flames, came directly to the living room with several cauldrons, and put the meat on the table.

"Wow, it smells so good!"

Xu Tiantian's eyes lit up, and the rich thought made her constantly wrinkle her nose, and the delicacy was seducing her taste buds and filling her with the desire to eat.

"Balsamic vinegar and soy sauce dish, green onion, ginger and garlic seasoning dish, tomato sauce dish, oil consumption dish, pepper dish, ......"

Xu Xiaofan took out one condiment plate after another from his backpack and placed them on the table, and then he sat on the table, holding a knife and fork in his hand, and in front of him was a golden zombie barbecue with a very strong sound.

"Gollum ......"

Xu Tiantian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then she looked at the bread in her hand, and then at the basins of fried zombie meat on Xu Xiaofan's table.

Why, all of a sudden, I think bread tastes so low......

Why does this zombie meat look so delicious!

Xu Tiantian was constantly struggling in her heart, but Xu Xiaofan was ready to start.

"Poof!

With a knife, he tore open the golden fried zombie meat, revealing the meat fibers inside, and fried it until the golden crispy skin cracked, and the meat inside was filled with the taste of sesame oil.

Xu Xiaofan tore open a small piece of meat, put it on a condiment dish and dipped it in the sauce, then put this small piece of zombie meat in his mouth, chewed it slowly, and felt the fried fragrance that filled his mouth.

The sound of the mouth, the oily water, and the delicious flavor of the condiments burst out from the tip of the tongue, spread to the base of the tongue, and flow down the mouth into the stomach.

"Sure enough, it smelled of chicken. ”

Xu Xiaofan nodded, and commented to himself: "Crunchy, crispy skin and tender meat, rich in oil and water, very delicious." ”

"I ......"

Xu Tiantian stretched her neck, she had a long mouth, and finally gritted her teeth and stood up, her beautiful eyes firm: "I want to eat too!"

"Huh?"

Xu Xiaofan raised his head and looked at Xu Tiantian in astonishment: "Aren't you allergic to zombie meat?"

"It's okay, I'm going to eat it too. ”

The woman's mind was too hard to guess, she had already picked up the knife and fork and sat on the table, and brought a large basin of zombie meat to herself: "This share belongs to me." ”

"Wait, you eat this first. ”

Xu Xiaofan handed over two [Magic Pills of Immune Toxins] to Xu Tiantian, and then gave another [Protector Card].

"I took the pill and carried the card with me. ”

"Why?"

"I'm not sure if the heat will kill its virus, just in case. ”

Xu Xiaofan shrugged his shoulders, although he estimated that according to the dog author's setting, the zombie meat under the control task should not be infected with the virus, but he was still well prepared.

Even if these pills and cards can't completely eliminate the infection, they can delay the lesion, and when the control task is completed, there are two more advanced immune virus cards that can completely control the situation.

Xu Tiantian couldn't wait to swallow the pill and began to feast on the fried zombie meat, eating with a mouth full of oil.

Looking at the tall beauty who swallowed zombie meat in a big gulp, Xu Xiaofan fell into deep thought.

What is the nature of human beings?

That's right, foodies.

Eating delicious food is the most beautiful thing in life, no matter what you eat, it's delicious and it's over.

Xu Xiaofan has a large amount of food because of his strong physical fitness, and what surprised him was that Xu Tiantian's meal was not small.

So much fried zombie meat was actually divided equally between two people!

It's amazing!

Is this woman's stomach a bottomless pit?

It's so edible, it's not fat!

"Satisfied, delicious!"

Xu Tiantian slumped on the chair, touched her stomach, and sighed comfortably: "Xiaofan, can we still eat this kind of thing in the future?"

"I can't tell. ”

Xu Xiaofan shrugged his shoulders: "Maybe, today is the only chance, I don't want to eat this thing again in the future." ”

"But I still want to eat. ”

Xu Tiantian licked the oil stains on the corner of her mouth, and her red tongue was seductive, especially meaningful: "If you encounter this kind of monster next time, you go and kill it and barbecue it again." ”

"You're not afraid of being poisoned?"

"It's okay, you have to be a full ghost before you die. ”

"This woman is crazy. ”

Xu Xiaofan shook his head and put away the dishes, just at this time, the dog author issued two card rewards and attribute rewards.

With the new card in his hand, Xu Xiaofan is even more confident.

These two cards can not only prevent viruses for a certain period of time, but also treat zombie viruses.

Even if you don't panic after eating the fried zombie meat lesions, the card that is absolutely immune to the virus can save yourself and Xu Tiantian.

The result was better than Xu Xiaofan imagined, and after eating, the two collapsed on the sofa for two hours, and there was no sign of lesions.

"Dog author, isn't this zombie infected with the virus?"

"Of course it's infected, otherwise how would it become a zombie!"

"Then why don't I have a lesion?"

"From the moment the control mission was issued, the virus in its body had already disappeared. ”

The voice of the dog author was helpless: "I will try my best to protect your dog's life within the scope of the rules, but not every time it will be successful, you still have a lot of risk of death." ”

Xu Xiaofan was very moved: "Brother Adam, you are so good to me!"

"The longer you live, the longer I can write this book, everyone takes what they need. ”

The dog author smiled: "After all, I don't have to pay you a salary, of course I want you to live longer, free labor." ”

Xu Xiaofan was furious: "Dog author!

"Then I won't help you next time. ”

"Don't, Dad, I was wrong!"

Time passed little by little, the sky had completely darkened, the movement of the city had not decreased, and the chaos gradually expanded.

The calm on the streets outside the neighborhood was also broken, and many uninvited guests came to this sparsely populated street, flames continued to erupt in the streets, and the sound of explosions was constantly heard in the distance of the city.

Xu Xiaofan could even feel the building under his feet trembling.

"The army has already begun to use heavy weapons. ”

Xu Xiaofan stood by the window, looking up at the sky-high flames at the end of the city, in addition to the constantly exploding flames and fighter jets flying in the sky, there were several huge zombies seven or eight meters tall.

"Although the scientific and technological weapons of human beings are powerful, the evolution of zombies is also faster, and it has only been half a day before giant zombies have appeared. ”

Xu Xiaofan turned around and looked at the dark room: "No water and electricity, no signal, no network, the city is completely chaotic, and the world is also chaotic." ”

"The speed of infection is too fast, and according to the analysis of the dog author's setting, many black monsters that land in the wild will also rush to the nearest city to carry out large-scale infection. ”

"If the remaining human forces were smart enough, they would probably evacuate the city. ”

"This is also the plot development that the dog author wants to see, after all, it is the world background of the zombie apocalypse, and it is absolutely impossible for humans to defeat the zombie virus in the early stage, not that humans are not strong enough, but that the dog author's setting is going against the sky. ”

"The dog author will definitely constantly correct the variables and deliberately suppress the counterattack power of the human race, so I shouldn't be able to complete the main quest in the early stage. ”

"In other words, my main goal now should be to survive, and try to avoid encountering black monsters and zombies that have evolved to a high level. ”

Xu Xiaofan stared at the chaos outside the window.

The artillery fire in the distance was continuous, the warplanes were whistling, and the zombies on the nearby streets were chasing the humans, and the screams kept ringing out.

Families locked their doors and hid in their homes shivering.

The brave men took advantage of the darkness to leave their rooms, dragged their families with them, and went to the location of the army in search of protection.

"Xiaofan, what are you thinking?"

Xu Tiantian walked over, and she looked at Xu Xiaofan's side face.

"I'm thinking, what are we going to do next?"

Xu Xiaofan's voice was very calm, if nothing else, a new control task was coming soon.

Whenever I need to make a decision, the reader's control comes up.

So what will readers ask me to do this time?

Do you want to stay in the city, or do you want to leave the city?

At the moment when Xu Xiaofan's voice fell, the dog author's voice quickly sounded in Xu Xiaofan's mind.

"The Reader Control Platform is on. ”

"All readers are invited to post this chapter in the last paragraph of this chapter to determine the next decisions and actions of the protagonist on the current plot!"

"Didi, Didi!"

【Reader Control Platform Speaker】