Chapter 263: You Can't Eat Things
"You two are family people, you pull and pull in front of so many people, I don't remember what kind of relationship you have"
Although Haike doesn't usually joke much, his poisonous tongue magic skills are still as sharp as ever, and the whole conference room burst into laughter just after speaking.
Alex blushed rarely, and Voji instantly let go of his hand like an electric shock.
"Head, you can't talk nonsense, I'm not in this relationship with Voji"
"Yes or no, it's nothing, and I don't discriminate against this relationship"
Suddenly, the laughter just now was a little louder.
"Alright, if you have something, you can say it quickly, it's awkward, you're the captain of Jena" Heiko saw Alex's embarrassed look and decided to let him go.
"Here's the thing......" Alex whispered as he cautiously looked at Heiko's face.
It's just that as he finished speaking, Haike, who was extremely relaxed just now, suddenly turned dark.
Two men with families got together in the middle of the night to cook and eat, and then ate bad stomachs, and since the morning training has been pulled to now, the two have collapsed.
"We probably won't be able to go to Rostock with the club tomorrow, and we shouldn't be able to participate in the game the day after tomorrow, head, I'm sorry" Alex looked at Heiko apologetically, to be honest, if he didn't really can't stand it, he doesn't want to lose such a big person, Woji still wants to hold on, but Alex doesn't want to.
Can you survive diarrhea, and I heard that this game will be broadcast live on German TV, which strengthens his determination not to hold it hard, just kidding, he and Woji are both defenders, and the body is indispensable, in case a fight for the top is too strong, and the bottom is not closed.
That scene...... It's terrifying to think about.
And with the addition of live TV, this shame is thrown in front of the national audience, and Alex doesn't want to hold his head up in front of others in the future.
Rather than losing a bigger face when the time comes, it is better to make it clear to the head coach honestly now, just one game, Haike should understand.
Of course Haike will understand, can it be done if he doesn't understand? Could it be true that he took the two of them to Rostock, and then kicked and kicked them and ran down the field with their butts covered and went to find the toilet?
Finally, after the game, reporters asked: "Mr. Weber, why are the two members of the Jena team holding their buttocks?" ”
And then he replied, "Oh, sorry, they were pulling on their pants."
……
Heiko hurriedly shook his head, he wouldn't let this kind of thing happen if he killed him, seventeen and four, the head man, Jena's nickname is enough, and he has been a laughing stock for a long time, he doesn't want the club's image to fall again just because of the defeat to Cologne.
So he nodded and said, "Okay, I won't take you to the game this time, but I don't want this kind of thing to happen a second time, you two don't sleep together in the middle of the night to cook and eat together, do you still look like people with families?"
"Thanks, head, I promise there will never be a next time, but I have something else to ask you"
"Say" Haike frowned, is there anything else?
"I want to go to the toilet......"
"And me!" Woji also quickly interjected.
"......" Haike looked at the two of them deeply, and could only nod helplessly, but when the two of them turned around to leave, he couldn't help but say: "I'm curious, what are the two of you cooking in the middle of the night?"
A trace of embarrassment suddenly appeared on Alex's face, and he slowly moved his eyes to Ye Xin's body.
"The food that Ye Xin brought from China is boiled, called 'dumplings'"
Dumplings? What did I bring? Ye Xin was suddenly confused, he didn't remember that there were still leftovers of the dumplings he brought from home, these were all months past, and even if there were leftovers, he hadn't given them to others, even if the dumplings were frozen, they would definitely be bad after a few months.
But wait, Ye Xin probably knows what's going on, a few days ago, Shen's mother heard that after eating the dumplings she brought, she wrapped some of them and sent them over, and some of them were taken away by Nils, saying that they were for friends, wouldn't it be this batch.
Ye Xin looked at Nils suspiciously, and sure enough, Nils had a trace of discomfort on his face.
Didn't he say that he would invite everyone to eat during the National Day holiday, is it necessary to be in such a hurry, but he was relieved to think about the German food, and the nutritious meals he ate in the club during training were forgotten, and usually their family staple food tasted the same as chewing wax in Ye Xin.
Their breakfast is bread with cheese sausage, dinner is cheese sausage with bread, and lunch is potatoes with beef and a plate of salad.
There are basically few hot things in the mouth, let alone any taste, and they are eaten completely for the sake of a full stomach.
Thinking of this, he figured out that Alex and Voji must have been thinking about Nils after listening to Nils brag about how delicious the dumplings were, and then Nils gave them the dumplings in a flash.
Ye Xin sighed helplessly, although the dumplings are simple, there are precautions, so he decisively asked: "Do the dumplings you cook float?" ”
"Floating?" Alex clutched his stomach and shook his head after thinking for a moment.
"Can't you eat the dumplings raw or cooked?" Ye Xin asked again without giving up.
"Raw and cooked? It's delicious anyway," Alex replied earnestly.
You deserve to have diarrhea, Ye Xin sighed helplessly, but in order to prove that his dumplings were not poisonous, he still explained to Alex, and after hearing that the dumplings floated up to eat, he shouted regret, and after feeling for a long time, he used the pain of diarrhea all day long to eat uncooked dumplings.
This is the end of a farce, but after the two of them help each other and walk towards the toilet, they are left with the laughing team members and Haike, who has a headache.
The absence of the two at the same time immediately overstretched Haiko, and the weakness of Jena's lack of foundation was immediately exposed, and Jena's first team and second team of defenders were only five in total.
Alex, Voji, Damir, Luo Bao, Luo Yu, although Luo Bao and Luo Yu amazed him last time, but because the games at the beginning of the season are very important, he didn't dare to let the two go to the league or cup for a while, but asked Ralph to organize some friendly matches for them to adapt first.
However, now Alex and Voji are unable to play, and Damir can only replace one person on the field, and the other vacancy must definitely be topped by Luo Bao or Luo Yu.
Heiko suddenly became entangled, this was completely out of his plan, and now was not a good time for them to play.