Chapter 7 Apprenticeship is also a test drop

Liu Zhulang looked at this group of people with curious eyes.

In his eyes, many things are novel.

He still couldn't understand the difference between a computer and a TV, and he couldn't understand why Fang Yu and Gao Feng had spent so much effort to get Fang Shaoyun to teach him interstellar.

Gao Feng told him that Fang Shaoyun was a master master of playing this game.

But no matter how Liu Zhulang looked at it, he didn't feel that Fang Shaoyun was a master.

But whether it is a master or not, it doesn't matter to Liu Zhulang.

Because he doesn't even know what StarCraft is now, he only knows on TV that computer games are fun.

It's enough to be fun, it's not the same who teaches.

In addition, Fang Shaoyun didn't look like a bad person, so Liu Zhulang decided to stay and follow Fang Shaoyun to learn to fight interstellar.

Liu Zhulang is a simple person.

Fang Shaoyun also saw this.

Not only is it a bit simple, but it also looks the same as what Fang Yu said, and it is also a little inflexible.

Fang Shaoyun was suddenly a little worried, because, if he received an apprentice, he couldn't practice interstellar well, and he would be eaten casually when he went out, wouldn't his master be laughed to death?

What's more, Fang Shaoyun has never confiscated his apprentices. This is the first time to accept apprentices, so you have to be cautious about what you say.

Fang Shaoyun not only played interstellar and claimed to be the grandmaster of the obscene stream, but he also turned around very quickly in life.

In general, few people can take advantage of him.

So he looked at Fang Yu and Gao Feng very seriously and said, "This, I can teach him to play interstellar, but there are also conditions for me to accept apprentices." ā€

Gao Feng exclaimed exaggeratedly: "What, even you can talk and don't count?" ā€

Fang Shaoyun said: "Of course what I say counts, and my conditions are very reasonable." If I say it, you'll feel reasonable. ā€

Gao Feng said: "What conditions?" ā€

Fang Shaoyun smiled. Liu Zhulang suddenly felt that Fang Shaoyun's smile was a little sinister.

Fang Shaoyun said to Gao Feng and Fang Yu with a smile: "My condition is that if you want to learn interstellar with me, you can't be as stupid as a pig." ā€

"If you're too stupid, then it's useless to learn interstellar, isn't it a waste of time? It's better to do something else with a promising career. ā€

What Fang Shaoyun said is indeed very reasonable. Even Gao Feng and Fang Yu couldn't refute this condition.

However, Fang Yu was not worried at all, because although Liu Zhulang's head was not flexible, he was obviously not as stupid as a pig. So he smiled and said, "Liu Zhulang is not stupid. ā€

"Stupid or not, don't I know if I ask a simple question?" Fang Shaoyun said with a smile.

Gao Feng said: "He hasn't read a book, and although your question is simple, he may not know it." ā€

Fang Shaoyun nodded at "Fang Duoyun" and said, "Don't worry, the question I asked is very simple, even he knows it." ā€

"Fang Duoyun" is only four or five years old, of course he can't have ever read, if even he knows the question, how can Liu Zhulang not be able to answer?

As soon as Fang Shaoyun said this, Gao Feng and Fang Yu had no opinion.

"A policeman saw the thief and ran away, why?"

But as soon as this question was asked, Gao Feng and Fang Yu were both stunned.

Fang Shaoyun is really right, this is a simple question. However, even Gao Feng and Fang Yu didn't know how to answer this question.

Liu Zhulang seemed a little dizzy, and he asked Fang Shaoyun strangely: "Why did the police uncle meet the thief and run away?" ā€

Fang Shaoyun pretended to be serious and said, "I asked you a question, but you came to ask me instead?" ā€

Liu Zhulang shook his head and said, "I don't know." ā€

"Don't know?" Fang Shaoyun was happy and said, "I don't even know such a simple question? ā€

Hearing Fang Shaoyun say this, Gao Feng immediately shouted and said, "It's not fair, this question is not simple at all. ā€

"This question that even three or four-year-old children know, isn't it simple?" Fang Shaoyun smiled proudly and said to "Fang Duoyun": "Come, tell them the answer." ā€

"Fang Duoyun" immediately puffed up his chest and said loudly: "Because he wants to catch the thief quickly!" ā€

With a bang, Gao Feng almost fell to the ground.

When he saw a thief, he ran away because he wanted to catch the thief quickly. This is indeed a very correct answer.

Gao Feng and Fang Yu suddenly discovered that the two of them had also been fooled. Fang Shaoyun's obscenity and shamelessness are really not something ordinary people can imagine.

The two of them knew very well in their hearts that Fang Shaoyun must have already asked a brain teaser like "Fang Duoyun" and told him the answer, so "Fang Duoyun" would say the answer so proudly. But it is obvious that Fang Shaoyun will definitely not admit it now.

And the two of them have to admit that this is indeed a very simple question.

Just when the two of them had a headache, Liu Zhulang suddenly laughed. He smiled and clapped his hands and said, "It turns out that the police uncle ran to catch the thief quickly, I understand." ā€

When he said this, it seemed that he was even more stupid.

At this time, Gao Feng and Fang Yu were even more gloomy.

But at this moment, Liu Zhulang asked Fang Shaoyun with a smile: "I also have a simple question, I don't know if you can answer it." ā€

Fang Shaoyun said: "You also have a simple question?" ā€

Liu Zhulang nodded and said, "Very simple question. ā€

Fang Shaoyun said: "Even you know the answer to the question?" ā€

Liu Zhulang nodded and said, "Of course I know." ā€

Even a child with such a somewhat unbright head knows the answer to the question, how can an adult not know?

"Then you can ask." Before Fang Shaoyun could speak, "Fang Duoyun" had already rushed to help Fang Shaoyun answer. However, Fang Shaoyun immediately added a sentence quickly: "If your question is very stupid, and everyone knows the answer, then you don't want to learn interstellar with me, you can just learn from Gao Feng." ā€

"Holy!"

Before Gao Feng could object, Liu Zhulang had already asked the simple question he said: "What kind of thing doesn't have to spend effort, and it will be very comfortable?" ā€

Gao Feng and Fang Yu were stunned for a moment. After the two of them were stunned for a moment, they couldn't help laughing out loud.

This is a very simple, but interesting question.

Fang Shaoyun was also slightly stunned.

What does it take no effort to hit?

Pep talk? Playing basketball, playing water? Obviously not true.

If you can't answer this question, it seems to be too shameless.

Fang Shaoyun's face was a little hot, but a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly shouted, "I understand, it must be a wave." ā€

"Yes." "Fang Duoyun", who had been frowning and thinking, also suddenly realized: "It's the kind that my father and mother often do." ā€

ā€œeā€¦ć€‚ā€ Fang Shaoyun looked at his baby son a little depressed. But what made him even more depressed was that Liu Zhulang asked strangely: "What is a wave?" ā€

"To make a wave is to kiss the mouth." Gao Feng explained with a smile. And Fang Shaoyun couldn't help but shout: "What? Isn't it a wave? ā€

"It turns out that beating waves is kissing the mouth, but kissing the mouth seems to take strength." Liu Zhulang shook his head and said, "Of course it's not a wave. ā€

Fang Shaoyun said: "What is that?" ā€

Liu Zhulang said: "Doze off." ā€

"Holy!" This time, Fang Shaoyun almost fell to the ground.

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