Chapter 273: That big brother walks in such a strange way
The next day, the thirteenth day of the special holiday.
I took Beatrice on the way to the city's auction house, and the goal of this trip was self-evident.
Although Luvica is dissatisfied, because she is not deeply connected with emotions, many times she tries to imitate it after reading the relevant situation in the book, but because of her own personality is indifferent, the real expression is often just thunder and rain.
The reason why Luvica took such a big action to suppress the threat last night, and when she asked afterwards, it was because she read the literary novels on the market, which is almost the kind of rural girl who saved a certain strong man by accident, and then was taken in by the strong, even after countless rumors and framed by women who admired the strong, but the heroine still worked hard to cultivate to the same level as the strong, and finally succeeded in marrying the strong.
Luvica would suddenly ask me for a ring, also because she saw a plot in the book, mainly about the strong man who was privately engaged to a rural woman, but because the strong man did not give the rural woman a wedding ring, the rural girl was looked down upon in front of the elders of the strong family, and was viciously spoken of by the strong man's mean sister-in-law, and finally the sister-in-law also splashed tea on the face of the rural woman.
This is a fairly typical literary novel, and if you put aside the clichΓ© of the plot, the author's writing is still quite good, but the trouble is that the novel written by this author actually fell into the hands of Luvika.
After reading that novel, I actually wanted to throw that book into the trash in one go, and then shouted loudly to Luvica: "Sister, no one here dares to do this kind of thing to you, if you really appear in the story, the plot will not be the routine of the female ** silk counterattack, but the goddess will go down to the mortal world to purify all sentient beings, okay?"
Measuring the difference in strength between me and Luvica, in the end, I really didn't have the courage to say this, which is why I made today's trip to the auction house.
In addition, although I said that I went to an auction house, I actually think that it would be more appropriate to call it a large shopping mall.
The auction house is located on the top floor, but other floors are like department stores, although according to a few miscellaneous items open to each business house freely, but as long as you sell the same kind of things, whether you are a high-end or intermediate trading house, the auction house will throw you on the same floor, and you are not afraid of whether there will be vicious competition...... No, if you think about it carefully, because the consumer layers targeted by each commercial bank are different, the situation of vicious competition probably will not occur, and it should be the agglomeration economy in economics that will be produced.
Is it too complicated?
To put it simply, there is money to earn together, big commercial banks are happy, small commercial houses are happy, and the auction houses that rent and sell counters also draw rent to make cool money, everyone is happy!
"Xu Mo, you've gone too far."
As I was thinking about something inconsequential, I suddenly felt a reverse pull on my body, and when I looked down, it was Beatrice, who was following me, who grabbed the corner of my coat, and raised her left hand to the opposite direction of my advance: "The way to the auction house is to turn left on the last street."
"I'm sorry, I was thinking about something." Patting Beatrice's right hand grasping the corner of my clothes, I didn't take the U-turn and return walking style, but directly used McJackson's moonwalk to reverse.
At the same time, the magical moving footwork suddenly attracted the surprised eyes of passers-by.
"Mom, that big brother walks in such a strange way!" Point your finger at my boy.
"Shhhh Mother of the boy.
"Is thisβIs this a new way of doing things?!" The adventurer with the weapon on his back was so surprised that he didn't even realize that the shopping bag he was carrying had fallen off.
"No, it's an epoch-making dance move." The bard who traveled with the adventurer looked adoring: "I don't know what the principle is, but it's very powerful!"
Enjoying the praise of the crowd, I pulled my coat and swung it around in a 360-degree circle when I returned to the street where Beatrice pointed out and needed to turn left, foolish people from the other world, now you finally know the power of the Earth Dance King, right?
Before I could utter the last words in my heart, a sudden slap fell on my head.
"I wanted to say why it's so lively here, who knew that as soon as I came, I would actually see that Xu Mo was playing idiot." Needless to say, the person who attacked me was naturally Lucario, a troublemaker who ran wherever there was movement, and I saw the corners of his mouth twitch and look helpless: "As much as I like to enjoy the eyes of the public, your eye-catching method is contrary to the aesthetics I have believed in in the past, and as a companion of the same adventure team in the future, I think it is very necessary for me to correct your erroneous values."
"There is a need for correction!" Lucario's little tail, that is, the sharp-toothed Lori, was afraid that I wouldn't hear clearly, so he deliberately repeated what Lucario said.
"Don't care if you correct it or not, even if I'm a member of your team, I'm a free person during the period when I don't have a mission, and now I've been slapped inexplicably, and the person who should protest should be me." I touched the back of my head, Lucario didn't use much force, so I didn't feel the slightest pain at this time, and turned my head to Lucario and complained, "Why do I meet you everywhere I go, you can't put tracking magic on me, right?"
"I'm idle and have nothing to do to track you, that thing is only done by your flower elves, I'm just following the commotion to take a look." Lucario was not to be outdone, but soon he calmed down again, turning his face like a book, this sentence refers to people like Lucario, first waved his hand, Lucario asked retortively: "Let's not mention this first, it's really rare to see Xu Mo, you didn't go to the food street on the other side, are you dating the flower elf?"
"It's not a date, it's shopping." Probably because Lucario had just slapped me, Beatrice was staring at him with a rather unkind look now, "We're going to the auction house to buy a wedding ring."
"Wedding rings?!" The unexpected answer made the expression on Lucario's face become brilliant for a moment, and then after the end of the face change, this brave man in disguise actually laughed on the street regardless of his image: "Come to buy a wedding ring, Xu Mo, you are good, hahahahaha, you are actually here to buy a wedding ring, hahahaha, the person who was still discussing the topic of the harem with me a few days ago was carried by the harem members to the auction house to buy a wedding ring within a few days, no, I am almost laughing to death hahahahaha...... Ahem, ahem!"
actually laughed until I choked on my own saliva, I stared at Lucario who was patted on the back by Sharptooth Lori to relieve his breath, and I secretly regretted in my heart why he didn't choke to death on the street.
"No, it's so much fun." After laughing for a long time, Lucario, who had finally recovered at this time, stroked his chest while holding his knees with the other hand and straightened his body again, "I'll go with you, our brave family over there at the auction house also has some connections, and maybe you can get a discount or something when you buy a wedding ring."
"This is a superficial excuse, but what about the truth?" I've known Lucario for so long, and I'm sure it's not the real reason.
"I'm sorry for myself if I don't look at such a funny scene." Lucario was also very cooperative, and honestly told him what he was thinking about: "I just wanted to go to the equipment store when I went to the street today, but I didn't expect to touch such a fun incident."
"Just laugh, when you settle the case, it will definitely be several times worse than me." I stretched out my hand and pointed to the sharp-toothed Lori beside Lucario, and said to Lucario, "Look at the appearance of your little follower, when I hear the word wedding ring, this child's eyes are full of eagerness."
Lucario shrugged his shoulders indifferently at my admonition: "Let's worry about myself first, the wedding ring is not cheap, and now since you want to buy it, you must not only buy the flower elf's share, let me calculate, centaurs, flower elves, plus the slasher who is related to me, congratulations, if this expenditure is used to buy equipment and weapons, at least one high-level swordsman can be armed."
"Only one high-ranking swordsman? It seems that the wedding ring is far cheaper than I thought."
"Cheap?" Lucario sneered disdainfully: "What I just told you is only the lowest specification ring, if you want to buy one that can be enchanted or has quality assurance, then the price of this wedding ring is not an exaggeration to describe it as a robbery, the master craftsman makes it, the master enchanter burns it himself, and there is a three-year damage repair guarantee or something, if the most expensive wedding ring in the world is converted into money, it can almost buy a small country!"
Seeing that Lucario had a tendency to get more and more excited, I quickly patted him on the shoulder and tried to soothe him: "Calm down, your emotions are a little too up-and-down, but then again, how do you know so clearly?"
"Because I bought the wedding ring for my fiancΓ©e at the request of the elders of the family." Lucario stretched out his hand to hide his face, and said with a look of unbearable past: "I don't know what the elders of the family are considering, one day I just came back from outside, and they suddenly told me that I was engaged to a princess in China, and as for the dowry, they have already prepared for me to send it to the princess, yes, the so-called dowry is the wedding ring of the expensive dead."
"So you're so rich?"
"Rich and in arrears!" Lucario glared at me with dead fish eyes and said in a cold tone, "Can you understand my feelings? I had just turned six years old, and when I came home, I was told that I owed my family enough to buy a small country's debt, even if it wasn't interest-bearing, but what a stress it was for a six-year-old."
Listening to Lucario talk about his tragic history, I felt a lot of relief in my current mood.
"Well, so you're out of arrears now?"
"No, there's more......
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