Chapter 225: Pig-like teammates

Drip!

The whistle announcing the end of the timeout came as scheduled. When the Warriors players took to the court, the audience was in an uproar - yes, even the Warriors fans themselves couldn't accept that the home team was playing against such a lineup, after all, the current opponent is the defending champion Lakers, not the Phoenix Suns.

"Are you losing so much that your heads are confused?"

As soon as Li Guanyu came on the field, Shannon Brown came over and said a trash word to Li Guanyu, Li Guanyu was a little surprised when he heard it, and glanced at him with wide innocent eyes - who are you? Who gave you the audacity to talk to me like that? Your boss Kobe Bryant wouldn't dare be so unscrupulous in front of me.

Being glanced at by Li Guanyu like this, Xiangnong Brown was suddenly a little frustrated-the disdain between Li Guanyu's eyes was so obvious that even people with rough nerves could see it.

"Are you looking down on me?" Xiangnong Brown asked sharply, as if she had guarded the skin of a little girl who had been wronged in a thousand ways.

"Speak with strength, okay?" Li Guanyu's tone was even more disdainful, he didn't like to chase others and ask if he was a challenger who looked down on him. If it were him, and he was treated like Shannon Brown, he would only use basketball to make the opponent put away his contempt.

Dignity is never given by others, it is made by oneself.

"I'll kill you." Shannon Brown gritted his teeth, he did not learn from the Vujacic Jordan Famar and other stumbling seniors, he believes that he is better than these two seniors, at least much better physically than them.

"Excuse me, is it time to start your defense?" Li Guanyu chuckled, he was never afraid of any provocation. Because he reached his current status by provoking others and then defeating others before, and now that someone provokes him, he will naturally not refuse. It's just that he just wants to trample his opponent under his feet until he can't move.

"Of course!" Before the words could be spoken, Shannon Brown was already deadly pasted.

In the face of Xiangnong Brown's close defense, Li Guanyu just turned around and spun off the tight defense with four or two thousand pounds, and then took the serve from Montaelis very easily, and then quickly galloped to the frontcourt.

He doesn't want to give Shannon Brown a chance to keep catching up, and now for him or for the Warriors - scoring to save the slump is the most important thing.

By the time Li Guanyu came to a step outside the three-point line, Kobe Bryant had already clinged closely, and at this time, Xiangnong Brown also quickly galloped over. Suddenly formed a situation of wrapping Li Guanyu, for cracking the bag, Li Guanyu is estimated to be the most experienced point guard in this league.

But he wasn't going to wait for them to finish the circle and put on another spectacular show, but quickly passed the basketball to Stephen Curry, who was waiting for the ball at the three-point line, before they closed the circle, and the unguarded Stephen Curry caught the ball and shot it...... Swish!

Kobe Bryant was furious when the basketball hit the net, and before Li Guanyu could show off to him that he had one more assist, he had already run to Xiangnon Brown and roared viciously: "Man, don't you want to stay on the court?" Defend? Don't you know who you're defending against? Idiot! Shit! A sucker! ”

"............" Xiangnon Brown's face was ugly when he was scolded, but he didn't dare to refute. I could only bow my head to bear it, and waited until Kobe Bryant had no idea of scolding, and then whispered: "I want to defend Lee, I want to defend him without the slightest offensive opportunity." ”

"Just you?" Kobe Bryant's eyes were full of disdain, he himself was not sure that Li Guanyu would not have the slightest offensive opportunity, Xiangnong Brown could? Are you kidding.

Perhaps it was Kobe Bryant's disdain that spurred him on, and he finally took out all the courage in his heart and said loudly: "It's me!" ”

Shannon Brown yelled at himself, originally Kobe Bryant was going to directly call a timeout to calm this guy down. However, he suddenly remembered what the outside world said about him - Kobe Bryant will never be a good leader, and his teammates will always be unconvinced.

As soon as this thought came out, Kobe Bryant endured the unhappiness in his heart, and finally nodded and said, "Okay, let you defend for five minutes, you'd better do what you say." ”

"No problem!" Shannon Brown said yes loudly.

Just about to turn around and receive the serve, drip! The whistle has sounded, the referee's gesture is clear, and the five-second serve is violated.

When Kobe Bryant saw this, the anger on his face became even stronger, and he glared at Xiangnong Brown fiercely, and finally held back.

Appearing on serve for five seconds without any defense has to be said to be unprecedented, and it has to be said that this will only happen to the Lakers. Because there is only one Lamar Odom in the world, and this Lamar Odom is with the Lakers.

"Lamar, do you miss your wife?" Li Guanyu whispered a greeting when he staggered past Odom.

"Hmm......" When Lamar Odom heard this, he subconsciously wanted to nod, but when he thought of what happened to Vujasic, he suddenly shook his head like a chicken pecking rice, and said: "No, no, no, absolutely not." ”

"Oh, really?" Li Guanyu saw that Lamar Odom's actions were very funny, and he couldn't help but continue to tease.

Originally, he was just joking, but he didn't expect Lamar Odom to take it seriously - he thought that Li Guanyu had hit his wife's idea, and he immediately panicked to death, and after his tongue trembled, he said: "Lee, in fact, we are still relatives?" My sister-in-law has always liked you, she is the most beautiful of the four sisters, and my wife is the ugliest......"

"Don't say that." Li Guanyu hurriedly comforted himβ€”he thought that Lamar Odom was eating in his heart, and that his wife was not good enough.

And Lamar Odom heard Li Guanyu say this, thinking that Li Guanyu really fell in love with his wife, he couldn't help but want to cry, his vocal cords trembled, and he said excitedly: "That's true, my wife is really ugly to death, that ass, it's not big............"

"Uh...... Isn't it good to have a big butt? Li Guanyu continued to comfort.

When Lamar Odom heard this, he was completely desperate, and said miserably: "The key is that she has a big belly"

"Oh, that's so good."

"............" Lamar Odom's tears came out, so he knelt down and told Li Guanyu to show mercy and raise his noble hand to let his wife go.

At this time, Li Guanyu misunderstood that Lamar Odom was ashamed of what he said and decided to treat his wife well, so he gave Lamar Odom a smile that knowing his mistakes can improve his greatness, turned around and took the basketball from the referee and passed it to Monta Ellis.

Montaelis was a little stunned when he received the ball, because Lamar Odom, who was defending him, was completely sleepwalking, and his mouth kept muttering, as if his soul had been hollowed out.

Montaellis, despite his curiosity, did not give much sympathy, after all, this is the playing field. I saw him accelerate past the dejected Lamar Odom, and then cut straight inside, at this time the Lakers' interior has been pulled out of the restricted area by Margeti and Anthony Randolph, so Montaelis hit a layup with no technical difficulty.

"Lamar, are you still awake? Do you remember when you played professionally on a salary? Kobe Bryant yelled at Lamar Odom, saying that because the two had worked together for so many years, some insulting words had finally been relented and not exposed.

"Yes!" Lamar Odom nodded distractedly, and ran briskly to the front court - he was still worried about his wife in Los Angeles, and he had no confidence in himself at all.

This is understandable, it is estimated that Li Guanyu is interested in any man's wife, no matter who that man is, he will feel uneasy. After all, Li Guanyu is a man who can even have both Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox.

Li Guanyu ignored Lamar Odom's distraction, even though it was caused by him. He just ran up to Stephen Curry and said to him, "Stephen, you can take care of Shannon Brown later, just don't let him break through." ”

"Okay, what about you?" Stephen Curry hesitated slightly.

"I'm going to make some embarrassment for Kobe Bryant." Li Guanyu smiled slightly, full of confidence - since the Lakers now send Shannon Brown to defend themselves, then they will definitely be much easier on the offensive end, and since the offensive end is easy, then the defensive end can naturally work harder.

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"What happened on the pitch? Are we watching a funny comedy right now? First, the Lakers made a kindergarten-level service error, and then the Lakers showed us what kindergarten-level defense is. Damn, are the Lakers ready to release water now? Don't they want to avenge the vast number of Angelina Jolie fans and Megan Fox fans? TNT commentator Kenny Smith said.

"Oh, in fact, I still can't believe my eyes. Well, I would say that I can't guess what the Lakers are up to. Do they want to play a Jedi counterattack or a game of last-second victory? Veteran Fish Honey Reggie Miller said.

"The limelight of this game has long been stolen by those two shocking kisses, and now the suspense is only, will there be a third kiss?" Charles Barkley looked listless, his sad eyes flashed on his pie-like face, bright and sad.

"Oh, what's going on? Kobe Bryant and Lee got tangled up. Is Lee finally willing to defend Kobe? Kenny Smith suddenly shouted.

"The excitement on the pitch has finally begun!" Reggie Miller stared at the court with expectant eyes and intent.

"......" Charles Barkley is still unmoved, and he now looks like an impotence person watching an uncensored porn.

At the same time, Li Guanyu on the court pounced on Kobe Bryant like a mad dog - although Kobe Bryant did not hold the ball, Li Guanyu's defense was not discounted at all. Or maybe his goal was to keep Kobe Bryant from receiving the ball.

"Are you finally willing to defend me?" Kobe Bryant asked Li Guanyu as he ran.

"Of course!" Li Guanyu chased after him, stalking, and did not want to relax for a moment.

"But do you think you can defend me? I mean, you're no match for me at all! "Kobe Bryant is as arrogant as ever.

In the meantime, bang!

The basketball was smashed heavily on the basket, and Li Guanyu turned around and jumped into the penalty area to protect the basketball. After protecting the ball, Li Guanyu immediately made a winning speech to Kobe Bryant: "Maybe I really can't defend you, but your teammates have enough ability to defend you from being embarrassed." ”

"Humph!" Kobe Bryant snorted angrily, but the resentment in his heart rushed to Xiangnong Brown, who was eager to make a move. Maybe at this moment, there is only one sentence that can completely express the grievances in his heart - not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.

Before Kobe Bryant's resentment broke out, the pig-like teammate couldn't wait to rush in front of Li Guanyu, staring at Li Guanyu with a look of 'you kid don't want to score goals on my head'. That look and posture, as if he had just hurriedly struck the iron in order to defend Li Guanyu as soon as possible.

"I'm going to start!" Li Guanyu muttered, and immediately attracted Shannon Brown's entire center of gravity to the front.

Seeing this, Li Guanyu did not panic, directly transferred the basketball to Stephen Curry on the left, and then ran to the front court with brisk steps. At this time, Xiangnong Brown was extremely aggrieved, and her expression of 'why don't you play according to the routine' was like a little girl who had been wronged.

Xiangnong Brown's grievances, Li Guanyu naturally saw it in his eyes. But he wasn't going to explain anything, because he was just trying to play the idiot. What's more, he couldn't find any reason to let his physical strength be exhausted in the fight with this pig.

"Are you surprised why I didn't hold the ball for half the court!" When Li Guanyu came to a step outside the three-point line, he suddenly said something to Xiangnong Brown, who was closely following him.

"No surprises!" Xiangnong Brown was still stubborn, and said coldly and sarcastically: "You were originally a coward, didn't you? ”

"Really?"

The corners of Li Guanyu's mouth rose slightly, and at the same time as a contemptuous smile emerged, the whole person suddenly turned around Xiangnong Brown's body like a spinning top that was suddenly pumped wildly, and at the same time, Stephen Curry's pass had arrived as scheduled.

After receiving the basketball, Li Guanyu did not make any adjustments, and jumped directly out of the ...... Swish!

Despite Shannon Brown's best efforts to prevent it, the basketball inevitably made its way into the hoop.

Li Guanyu is so ruthless, the more critical the moment, the more ruthless he is. His shots never disappoint the fans, and even less so.

After scoring the goal, Li Guanyu turned around, his contemptuous smile had not yet cooled, and said, "Did you just say that you want to prevent me from killing?" ”

"......" Brown was silent, and the cheers echoing in the arena made him feel particularly lonely, although he could still find excuses for himself such as 'It's not that [***] is incompetent, it's just that the enemy is too cunning."

At this point, Kobe Bryant wanted to kick him down, but he finally held back at the thought of his promise to give him five minutes of defensive time. I just walked up to him and just pushed him and said, "Go catch the ball." Then he walked briskly away.

Kobe Bryant walked, and Li Guanyu followed, following him, not leaving an inch.

"Are you going to put all your focus on the defensive end?" Kobe Bryant suddenly asked.

"Didn't I just score a goal?" Li Guanyu tilted his head and asked rhetorically.

"I'm sure you'll be completely disappointed, not only will I not be able to defend me, but I'll also be drained of all my energy, losing my touch and eventually losing control of the game completely. That's right, you'll lose your only chance to win because of what you're doing now. Kobe Bryant taught in the tone of God.

Regarding Kobe Bryant's stinky fart, Li Guanyu has never taken it seriously. He replied in a cold voice: "A year ago, you said this to me that I wouldn't think you were arrogant. But now, I really think you're a stinky. Do you think my stamina will be overdrawn so quickly? Wake up, my Mr. Bryant. ”

"Then try!" As soon as Kobe Bryant's voice fell, he didn't wait for Li Guanyu to say that he would try it, and suddenly accelerated, and quickly rushed towards the bottom line, and Li Guanyu naturally chased after him.

At this point, it was Lamar Odom who stood at the free throw line. Kobe Bryant thought that Lamar Odom would do what he did in the tactical exercises, but he ignored the fact that Lamar Odom had become a loser because of his wife.

Lamar Odom watched Li Guanyu gallop towards him and automatically blocked Kobe Bryant in front. The whole person took a step forward in despair, trying to dodge the ...... Burst!

Kobe Bryant, who was traveling at high speed, crashed into Lamar Odom just right, and suddenly the two of them staggered back two or three steps in embarrassment. The audience burst into laughter β€” Warriors fans had never seen anything like it.

"Is this Phil Jackson's latest tactic?" The flirtatious words of the live DJ made the atmosphere of the whole arena more lively and lively, as if in the premiere hall of a comedy movie.

"Focus, idiot!"

Kobe Bryant scolded Lamar Odom viciously and quickly ran away, but by this time he had lost his best running time. Li Guanyu easily followed him closely......

Boom!

Once again, Kobe Bryant didn't run out of the open spot, because Shannon Brown shot again, and the result was still iron.

Kobe Bryant, who was angry with this fighter, suddenly turned pale, perhaps, the only thing that could make him a little less angry at this time was that the rebound was not taken off by Li Guanyu himself.

"Waste, don't you know how to pass the ball?" Kobe Bryant scolded at Shannon Brown loudly, not giving him any face.

"But you didn't run out of position!" Shannon Brown is aggrieved, and he doesn't know why Stephen Curry can always predict his breakthrough route.

"Won't you pass it on to Lamar? Won't you pass it on to Paul? Kobe Bryant was even more annoyed, believing that Shannon Brown was mocking his running ability.

"Oh!"

Shannon Brown nodded with grievance, by which time Montaelis had already brought the basketball to the front court and caused Lamar Odom to foul and make two free throws.

At the same time as Monta Ellis made a free throw, Phil Jackson finally couldn't help but stand up tremblingly and reminded Kobe Bryant: "Kobe, have you forgotten that you can single Lee with your back?" ”

When Kobe Bryant heard this, he suddenly became enlightened. The person who was chased by Li Guanyu just now did forget about it, and Li Guanyu was faintly worried, because he really couldn't defend Kobe Bryant's back. What's more, when Kobe Bryant, a guy taller than himself, asks for the ball with his back, it is difficult for him to resist.

Whew! Montaelis made both free throws.

Back in the half, Kobe Bryant really performed his back, and Li Guanyu tried various interference techniques such as going around the front, but to no avail. But unfortunately, Shannon Brown did not pass the basketball to him, but to Lamar Odom.

After Lamar Odom received the basketball, the gains and losses in his heart still did not disappear. He was still obsessed with the idea of how to get Li Guanyu not to beat his wife, and he even wanted to kneel down to Li Guanyu and beg for mercy......

At a loss, Montaelis decisively stretched out his quick hand...... Syllable!

The basketball was cut off without difficulty, and then quickly instigated a fast attack. When he rushed to the frontcourt, Lamar Odom had just turned around, and at this time, the Lakers' defender was Kobe Bryant alone.

But in the face of Monta Ellis and Stephen Curry's two-way offense, he could only choose to foul in the end. But... His ferocious foul didn't stop the basketball from getting into the frame, and yes, the basketball got into the basket at an unexpected angle.

Drip! The referee blew the whistle and signaled that Kobe Bryant had fouled the hitter, and the Warriors added one more free throw!

Drip! After Kobe Bryant conceded the penalty, he immediately called a timeout - he was completely fed up with the pig-like opponent.

"Hey, Kobe. What do you think of this 9-0 offensive wave? Li Guanyu did not forget to sprinkle a handful of salt on Kobe Bryant's wound when he left the game.

"Humph!" Kobe Bryant glared at each other angrily, gritted his teeth and replied: "There will be an 18::0 offensive wave back to you!" ”

"I'm looking forward to it." Li Guanyu smiled all over his face, extremely sincere.

"I swear, you'll see it!"

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

The four nostrils were in unison almost simultaneously, and then the two of them went in opposite directions to different benches.

Before returning to the bench, Li Guanyu found a beautiful figure standing up on the sidelines and looked at Avril Lavigne.

"What's going on? Do you want to kiss again? ”

Li Guanyu's thoughts at this time are the same as those of fans all over the world, almost everyone thinks that Avril will give Li Guanyu a kiss, after all, there are already two lessons from the past, isn't it?

(To be continued)