Chapter 145: A tragedy caused by a piece of barbecue
Xu Feng didn't know if the dwarves had been invaded by alien creatures during his barbecue, why did their eyes look like they were going to swallow themselves alive? Xu Feng stood in place at the moment, not daring to move, he looked at Xiao Anna, who was still nibbling on roasted fruit, with his eyes asking for help. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing that the heartless little Anna was still concentrating on fighting with the big fruit in her hand, she didn't even look at herself. Xu Feng was speechless. Little Anna, don't you see that the ancestors of this group of cannibals are at the end of their rope? They're all showing their true colors of cannibalism, and you don't even want to save me, a cheap daddy? In the end, it is not biological, and in the end it is not more important than a fruit.
Although there were no dwarves staring at Little Anna, Xu Feng was still very worried about her safety, after all, Little Anna was entrusted to her by the Queen of Light Elves herself, what if these little dwarves didn't miss the old love? No way! You must return to Anna's side before this group of cannibal dwarfs rushes up, and even her own body is full of fierce eyes, and it is possible that she will also be interested in the flesh of the elves.
Thinking of this, Xu Feng threw the obstructive steel fork in his hand to the ground, and a tiger pounced, directly pounced on Xiao Anna, who was still gnawing on the fruit, and hugged her in his arms, and rolled on the ground a few times.
"Oops! You're all hurting Anna! Xiao Anna was taken aback by Xu Feng's actions, and the fruit in her hand was also fluttered out by Xu Feng, "What are you doing?" Father! People haven't finished eating yet, and they hate it to death! Little Anna looked aggrievedly at the fruit that was far away from her, and her eyes were immediately filled with fog.
"Shhhh Don't talk! Xu Feng nervously protected Xiao Anna in his arms, and then dared to raise his head to look at this group of dwarves.
"It's coming!" Xu Feng's eyes narrowed, what he was most worried about happened, and all the dwarves finally began to move.
They first shouted, "Mine! Then he rushed towards Xu Feng desperately. Xu Feng immediately lowered his head, intending to use the parts of his body to resist this ferocious attack. I hope Lao Tzu's stone body is strong enough.
After waiting for a while, Xu Feng found that none of the attacks fell on him, but there was a fierce fighting sound around him. Curiously, he raised his head and looked at it, and was a little dumbfounded.
At this time, the dwarves had already formed a ball, and not far from the fire, it rolled into a human ball bigger than the fire. From time to time, dwarves are thrown out of the battlefield of the orb, and then there is a chance that more dwarves will dive headlong into the orb.
"What's the situation? Fighting in the nest? Xu Feng left this chaotic scene with Anna in his arms, did he blame them, this is the most exciting part of Barentta?
Xu Feng is really the first time to see such a wonderful show, it is worthy of being one of the four great clans of ancient times, the cultural heritage is really profound, but he is still too superficial, such a long history and a long inheritance, the most solemn festival will only be eaten in circles?
Xu Feng found a clear place to see, sat on the ground, and began to seriously watch this chaotic war in which almost all the dwarves participated.
"Good!" Xu Feng was finally aroused by the enthusiasm in his heart by this fierce battle, and began to applaud continuously. I rub, the dwarves are not a show, Xu Feng can clearly feel that it is definitely a fist, what amazes Xu Feng the most is that both men and women have almost joined this big fight, and every dwarf who has been beaten out will regroup and rush in again with a scream.
What a thrilling performance! Xu Feng watched the glandular hormones soaring, as if the warm stones on his body could not stop the raging flames in his heart, and he was about to burst out of his body immediately.
Finally, the battle came to an end. The result was not surprising, of course, it was Duke, the patriarch of the dwarven race, who won the final victory.
Duke trembled all over, crawled out of the dwarf pile like a hill, held something tightly in his hand, and came to Xu Feng Hana with a trembling step.
"Friend, this is your food, and I have worked hard to protect it. Can you still eat it? The unrecognizable Duke patriarch, trembling his hands, handed the meat steak that seemed to have been gnawed by a dog to Xu Feng.
"Patriarch Duke, you~this~" Xu Feng subconsciously stretched out his hand, wanting to take the familiar piece of barbecue, but found that he didn't move, and Patriarch Duke's hand grabbed the other end.
"Brother Xu Feng, take it away! I'm afraid I can't help it! Patriarch Duke gritted his teeth and stared at it with his eyes full of reluctance as he gritted his teeth and streaked at it with his blue and purple hands.
Xu Feng finally came to his senses, could it be that this piece of barbecue meat of his own was the culprit of the dwarven race's beastly nature? I'll go! Frightened, Xu Feng immediately let go of his hand and pushed away the meat steak that had been licked by his tongue by an unknown number of dwarves, "I don't want it, I'll give it to you, Patriarch Duke!" ”
Patriarch Duke was waiting for this sentence, and in less than a fraction of a second, he threw this piece of roast meat directly into his mouth, and swallowed it directly without chewing it. "Delicious! It's the best food I've ever had in my life! Brother Xu Feng, from now on, you will be the best friend of the dwarf clan! Patriarch Duke opened his mouth, hugged Xu Feng's waist, and said bitterly.
"Brother Xu Feng, can I ask you, did you just put any magic on this piece of meat? What makes this meat so delicious? Duke licked his lips, and the taste on them made him a little unsatisfied.
"That's what you say!" Xu Feng happily took out those spices and put them on the ground, "These are just spices, which are very common in human cities, almost every family has them!" That! If you like it, I'll give it to you! ”
Because the Duke patriarch was closest to the fire, he saw that Xu Feng had indeed smeared these things on the meat to make the meat so delicious. Seeing Xu Feng disapprovingly, he threw these treasures to the ground. Immediately nervous, he took out a close-fitting cloth from his crotch, picked it up one by one, wrapped it, and then carefully stuffed it back into his crotch.
Xu Feng watched Patriarch Duke's actions in a daze, almost squirting a mouthful of old blood on the ground. What does Nima mean when she puts the spices for cooking in that place? Aren't you afraid that the dishes you cook will smell like a snack? By the way, that piece of cloth just now can't be a dwarf's panties, right? Wipe! I'll go! Lao Tzu can't stand it, Lao Tzu wants to vomit!
Patriarch Duke didn't know what Xu Feng was thinking, there was an unwritten custom in the dwarf clan that it was not allowed to attack the private parts of his compatriots in a fight, which was related to the most sacred bloodline inheritance task of the dwarf clan. So, in their eyes, only the crotch is the safest place in the world. (To be continued.) )