Spring Festival bonus "William D Porter's Gunfight"

Since the native ship girls of this world regard themselves as their creators and the inheritors of ancient human civilization in the past, then some of the celebratory festivals in ancient human civilization, they have also inherited a seven, seven, eighty, eight. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

For example, the Spring Festival, an important festival of the last empire of ancient human civilization, is also a very important celebration in the current human ship girl camp.

Although most ship girls don't quite understand what this holiday means, they know Halloween and Christmas, but they don't know what the Spring Festival is.

In addition, the last empire of ancient human civilization has not yet returned to the throne of the empire during the world war when these ship girls are born, and the proportion of ship mothers whose nationality is this empire is very low.

And most of it was concentrated in the East Asian theater, the birthplace of the last empire.

As a result, in the camp of the ship's mother, except for the East Asian theater, most of the residents of the theater just know that there is such a festival, know that this festival is very important, and know some ways to celebrate this festival.

Because they only know "some", if they use a time machine to bring the inhabitants of that empire in the past, they will definitely not regard the festival celebrated by these ship wives as the Spring Festival.

For example, these shipwresses have a somewhat biased understanding of "artillery battles".

"William!! Are you sure this thing is a cannonball? Penelopa looked at the "cannon fight" held by the destroyer William D Porter with a little palpitations

William, who wore a pair of glasses about the thickness of the bottom of a beer bottle on the bridge of his nose and held a red cannon in his hand, said: "Of course, didn't Penelopa, your sister change nationality later, don't you know?" ”

"I did hear the Goddess of Dawn, oh no, the Chongqing mentioned the appearance of the cannonball, but ...... "But Penelopa looked at William with a big picture on the package in his hand"? "There is always a very strange feeling in the red cannonball.

"It's a pity that the Chongqing went on patrol today, otherwise you can ask her." William D Porter, who was looking for an open field with a cannon fight, said.

Although William D Porter does not understand the inevitable connection between the "Spring Festival" and the "artillery battle", she at least knows that the "Spring Festival" needs a "cannon battle"

Regardless of whether the ancient humans were trying to make a noise or what other specific meaning it had in mind, William was going to light the "cannon battle" in his hand anyway.

Just when Penelopa and William D Porter decided whether to go to the Chinese ship mother who is now available and ask if this thing in their hands is a "cannon fight".

Dressed in a costume to celebrate the Spring Festival and carrying a lantern in his hand, the Ninghai saw William and Penelopa, who were hesitating.

Because Penelopa used to be the third sister of the Chongqing, that is, the Goddess of Dawn, as one of the few Chinese ships in the town guard's mansion, the relationship between Ning Hai and Penelopa is still quite good.

Similarly, the appearance of Ninghai also made Penelopa and William breathe a sigh of relief, at least there is no need to look for a Chinese ship lady all over the town, there is no more authentic Chinese ship mother than the Ninghai.

"Huh? Do you want to celebrate the Spring Festival? After listening to the plans of the two ship mothers, Ning Hai had an expression of wanting to speak and stopping.

In the end, seeing that these two ships didn't know what the Spring Festival was at all, they just wanted to do some artillery battles, and Ning Hai decided not to explain more.

"Uh-huh, this is the cannon battle I found," William D Porter said, holding up the "cannon battle" in his hand.

"......" Ning Hai, who was almost hit on the head by this artillery battle with one-third of his height, stared at the oversized size on the artillery battle with a confused expression"? "And this"? The Arabic numeral "235" on the next line

"William, where did you find this cannon?" Ning Hai almost didn't grasp the lantern in his hand.

"Hehe, secret, it's a cannon fight, right?" William D Porter had an unfathomable expression on his face.

"Judging from the appearance, it is indeed done according to the appearance of artillery battles, even with fuses." Although he didn't look very old, as a senior who joined this town guard mansion a few years ago, Ning Hai was still very old and asked, "But are you really going to order it?" ”

"Isn't that a way to celebrate the Chinese New Year?" William didn't understand why Ning Hai had such an attitude.

"Actually......" Ning Hai wanted to say that there were other ways to celebrate the Spring Festival, and the artillery battle was only a small part of it, but Ning Hai thought that even if it was a Chinese ship lady like herself, when celebrating the Spring Festival, she mainly focused on artillery battles, so he didn't continue.

"Ning Hai, are you coming along? It just so happens that you are the ship's mother of the Chinese department, and you are in charge. William wanted to pull Ning Hai along.

"Okay, wait until I put the lantern away." Ning Hai, who put away the lantern, planned to take care of the two young ships, William D Porter and Penelopa.

It just so happened that Ning Hai was also going to set off artillery, well, in the real sense of the word, so Ning Hai had already chosen a suitable place, a place suitable for casting artillery within a certain "equivalent".

When William and Penelopa, led by Ning Hai, went to the special site for firing fireworks, they found that another ship had already landed first.

The Japanese battleship Nagato, who was holding a bunch of fireworks in his hand, didn't expect to be touched by other ship girls, and explained with some embarrassment: "Japanese ship mothers also have the habit of celebrating the Spring Festival. ”

"Huh? Didn't you Japanese devils abandon these festivals after ****? "Ninghai's name for Nagato strictly follows the name of the Chinese ship mother to the Japanese ship mother.

Nagato, who is used to being called this by the Chinese shipwrewn in the town guard house, explained: "Actually, there is no difference, anyway, the past calendar is not suitable for the present, so it's okay to live together." ”

"That's better, Nagato, you can set off the cannon with us, right?" William crossed Ning Hai and came to Nagato and said.

"Artillery fire?" Nagato was stunned by William's words, and then the Japanese battleship saw the bomb in William's hand that was made into a "cannon battle".

Nagato, who felt palpitations as inexplicably as Ning Hai, took a closer look at the cannon in William's hand, and finally asked William with beads of sweat on his forehead:

"This cannonball...... William: Did you get it from Indianapolis, who just joined the Warden? ”

"Huh? I obviously took it secretly, why do you know about it, Sister Nagato? William asked with some curiosity.

Nagato's words made Ning Hai sigh quietly, as if the plan to "set off the cannon battle" in the town guard mansion and then throw the pot to William, a fool, was in vain.

At the same time, Nagato's words also made Penelopa reflect what the "cannonball" in William's hand was, and hurriedly said: "William, this thing is so dangerous, let's put it back." ”

"Don't!! I'm going to put it!! The performance of Nagato and Penelopa aroused a certain rebellious psychology on William, so at William's repeated insistence, Nagato had to call Prince Eugen, who was in charge of night patrol, to ask the ship's mother, who was good at protecting his teammates, to take care of William, who was sprinting towards death without hesitation.

"Do you want this artillery battle to celebrate the Spring Festival?" Prince Eugen, who had been patrolling for most of the night, was in a state of a little daze, glanced at the "cannonball" in William's hand and said, "Okay, no problem, you can hide behind me." ”

As he spoke, Prince Eugen dismantled his shield-like ship and held it in front of him like a tower shield.

"......" Nagato could not understand why Prince Eugen was so calm when he saw this "artillery battle".

"It's not the first time I've seen you, so why are you so nervous, Nagato, are you going to hide behind me?" Prince Eugen's voice was a little confused.

Nagato, who was worried about Prince Eugen's appearance, took out a mask from his ship's armor that looked like it was used to block the bright light, put it on his face and said, "No need, I'll do it this way." ”

"That's it, oh, celebrate the Spring Festival firecracker!!" William put the "cannonball" in his hand on the ground, took out a long-barreled firearm, smiled and licked his lips, and then aimed the firearm at the lead of the "cannonball".

Just when the lead of the cannon had just touched the flames and had not yet been ignited, the voice of Indianapolis, who realized that his treasure had been stolen, sounded from far and near:

"Wow, that's not that useful, don't order it!!"

It's a pity that the warning of the ship's mother, who had just joined the town guard mansion for two days, was ignored by several ships who were watching the "artillery battle".

"Boom" A mushroom cloud rose in this town guard mansion, startling the deep-sea ship girls who were eating dumplings nearby.

Early the next morning, all the shipwives in the town guard mansion knew about the glorious deeds of several ship girls who lit atomic bombs as artillery battles in the town guard mansion last night, and as a result, blew themselves into the repair canal.

The only ship in the world that did not have any major incidents, Prince Eugen, yawned and said, "If you don't do it, you won't sink, this sentence is always true, can you let me go back to sleep?" ”