Chapter 22: The Quiet Maniac Li (1)
After Nate Robinson dribbled the basketball over again, he didn't choose to adjust Li Guanyu alone, but let David Lee make a solid block for him. Taking advantage of David Lee's blocking, Nate Robinson shook off Lee's defense, broke into the three-point line, and made a quick stop.
Swish!
Tonight Nate Robinson was so happy to see his old friend.
"Go on! My crazy-lee! Nate Robinson said defiantly.
"Sorry, it's too low, I'm not interested." Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders and dismissed. Turning and running into the box to receive the serve, still slowly dribbling towards the front court - he won't change his pace because of the Knicks' run.
Back in the half, he shook twice from outside the three-point line. With a sudden sprint, he swept over Nate Robinson, who was a cup on the defensive end and too small for his stride.
Li Guanyu rushed into the inside line and did not choose to make a stop-and-go jump shot, but threw the basketball high under the basket. Just when everyone was surprised by this inexplicable pass, Dwyane Wade slipped diagonally from the baseline into the penalty area, jumped high, grabbed the basketball with his right hand and stuffed it heavily towards the basket.
Rumble! Powerful one-handed heavy buckle.
When the sound of 'MVP' sounded in the audience, Dwyanwade, who was hanging on the basket, cast his eyes on Paris Hilton on the sidelines, and at this time, Paris Hilton also slapped his palms a few times and shouted with a trumpet in his hand: "good-ball." β
Seeing this, Dwyanwade felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart. Only then did he let go of the basket and jumped down with a cold face. Stretched out his hand and pointed to Li Guanyu, and said, "It's good." β
Seeing this, Li Guanyu smiled slightly, and a question suddenly appeared in his heart: Now am I a matchmaker or a matchmaker?
To be favored by beautiful women, Dwyanwade was so excited. Compared with Li Guanyu's calmness in the face of the beautiful celebrity cheering group, there is undoubtedly a difference of several levels.
In fact, the reason why Paris Hilton applauded Dwyanwade was purely a sign of a dead duck's hard mouth. She can't slap herself in the face in front of her best friend - she chose No. 3 just now, and made it clear that she wouldn't snatch Li Guanyu. But at this time, the balance in her heart was obviously in favor of Li Guanyu, and in order to cover it up, she had to do so.
Well, to put it bluntly. Mr. Dwyanwade, you have become a tool used by Paris Hilton to disguise his attraction to Li Guanyu.
Oh, I really don't know what Dwyanwade would have done if he had found out, would he have done something like Dallas 3J? God knows.
In the rotation of offense and defense, Nate Robinson still quickly came to the front court with the ball and faced Li Guanyu's defense. At this time, he could no longer have an advantage in his body, so he could only summon the blocking and dismantling tool David Li again, but how could Li Guanyu hang himself twice on the same tree?
The moment Nate Robinson used David Lee to block Lee's defensive retreat, he quickly activated, just as he bypassed Lee and was about to accelerate into the interior. Li Guanyu quickly stretched out his right hand...... Nate Robinson, who didn't do any protective action, was slapped off the basketball by Li Guanyu and snapped!
The basketball flew straight to the free throw line, and Dwyanwade happened to drill through the inside line, so he hurriedly reached out and grabbed the basketball. At this time, Li Guanyu had already rushed to the frontcourt, and Dwyanwade saw this, and did not think much about it, and directly subconsciously threw the ball forward.
Li Guanyu received the basketball and faced the unguarded basket. Suddenly lost the interest in dunking, so he reached out and wanted a simple layup...... At the moment when Li Guanyu's right hand shook out of the basketball, he immediately felt that something was wrong, because he suddenly shrouded a thick shadow.
Syllable!
The basketball, which had not yet touched the rebound, was pressed heavily on the rebound and nailed to the board.
Bang! After the basketball was photographed on the rebound, it fell off the court uncontrollably.
The audience exclaimed.
When Li Guanyu broke free from the shadows, Nate Robinson was already arrogantly doing all kinds of muscle shapes. After causing waves of excitement and cheers, he turned around and shouted to Li Guanyu: "crazy-lee, how does my crotch taste?" Want to do it again? β
After Li Guanyu heard this, instead of being annoyed, the corners of his mouth curved into an upward arc. Although it was a smile, it was not warm, but rather cold.
"Congratulations, Nate Robinson, you have successfully triggered the atomic bomb activation procedure." Li Guanyu lightly threw down such a sentence, turned around and ran to the three-point line to receive the serve.
At this point, Nate Robinson was a little depressed - did I cover him, or did he cover me? Why does he overpower me?
"Actually capped? And it was covered by a dwarf? Paris Hilton, who was sitting on the sidelines, let out an exclamation.
"Yes, it's incredible. Hopefully that guy can get back on the field, otherwise his impression in my mind will drop a lot. Kim Kardashian muttered quietly.
"But, judging by the way he looks, he should be going to do something next!" Somehow, Paris Hilton actually believes in Li Guanyu more than Kim Kardashian.
..............................&&&...................................."Wow, the pegboard is bubbling." Lee paid the price for his rash comeback - to make a guy less than six feet tall take such a crisp risk! Kenny Smith, the narrator of TN/T, said.
From Li Guanyu's smile, it is easy to guess. Nate Robinson is going to have some trouble next, because it looks like Lee can't do it without teaching him a lesson. I like Lee's last name, keep that last name, he's going to be a superstar. Counting on my fingers, there are still a few guys in the alliance who have such flaws that must be reported, or those old guys of the Pan 96 generation. The league desperately needs such a guy today......" Reggie Miller suddenly became worried about what happened to Nate Robinson next.
"It's over, it's over, it's over. I mean, Nate Robinson is finished. The guy woke up a lion he couldn't tame, and he either went back to the bench or was torn apart by the lion. Charles Barkley was also worried about Nate Robinson - after watching so many of Li Guanyu's games, they naturally knew what Li Guanyu would do next.
β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦&&&β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦ Drip!
A whistle blows and the game resumes. Li Guanyu hurriedly received Dorel Wright's serve by running quickly, and when he received the serve, Nate Robinson was slightly blocked by Jermaine O'Neal, so he didn't post it in time.
In this regard, Li Guanyu did not attack directly, but hooked his finger at Nate Robinson in the incredible gaze of the audience - come on, Lao Tzu will never take advantage of others.
The unruly expression, the slightly hooked fingers, domineering to the point of being a mess. caused the female stars on the sidelines to exclaim and be amazed - this guy is too 'man'!
When Nate Robinson came over, Li Guanyu slowly played crotch dribbling. Watching the seconds go from 12 seconds to 6 seconds, Li Guanyu's weird dribble trajectory suddenly jerked forward, and suddenly Nate Robinson subconsciously took a step back.
Syllable!
At the same time as Nate Robinson took a step back, the basketball in Li Guanyu's hand suddenly slapped diagonally towards the left front. Although Nate Robinson has a low IQ, his reflexes are quite good, and he hurriedly moved his left foot for half a point to try to delay Li Guanyu's breakthrough.
Syllable!
As if anticipating his movements, the basketball drilled into Nate Robinson's crotch in a very low trajectory almost as he took a step. At this time, Li Guanyu quickly turned around and erased Nate Robinson, grabbed the basketball, and slapped it again, facing the empty penalty area, Li Guanyu did not hesitate this time, jumped high with an Achilles tendon, and smashed the basketball to the basket...... Rumble!
A simple dunk caused the audience to sigh. In the sighs of the audience and the cheers of several women on the sidelines, Li Guanyu quietly jumped off the basket, and then ran quietly towards the front court.
Although Li Guanyu was extremely quiet, Nate Robinson suddenly had a cold warβit was terrible that the madman Li was so quiet.
"This guy is indeed a bit manly." Paris Hilton muttered softly, at this moment her attraction was completely on Li Guanyu.
"Wow, this guy, tsk, it's really suitable to play the godfather of the gangster!" Kim Kardashian exclaimed.
........................&&&.............................." Li Guanyu is definitely the proudest species on the planet, he actually waited for the arrival of Nate Robinson without defense, and then successfully challenged the center of gravity of the 175 players with his height of 195 and completed an imposing dunk. Isn't that tantamount to telling Nate Robinson - boy, you me off, and now I'm going to blow up all your good points, don't you have a low center of gravity? Then I'll give you a crotch. "Kenny Smith of TN/T tells the story of the picture.
"If you want to be a great basketball player, the three most important things are - pride, hard work, and talent. There is no doubt that Li Guanyu has all three points. Reggie Miller still maintains a glorifying attitude towards Li Guanyu.
"You see, even Paris Hilton, a fan of Dwyane Wade, has a loving look at him, and Lee is indeed the best female star player in NBA history." Charles Barkley's eyes were on the sidelines for more time than watching the game.
(To be continued)