In the early summer of Changsha, in the sultry Internet café, Ah Zuo secretly pulled the elated little girl of the network management and asked, "What did you just say to them?" Why did they let you? ”

Little girl from the network administrator: "Hehe, you want to know?" ”

Ah Zuo: "Nonsense, don't want to know what I'm asking you for." ”

The little girl who is the network administrator: "I won't tell you if I want to." ”

Ah Zuo: "Damn! Can you answer my other question? ”

Little webmaster girl: "Okay. ”

Liu Zhulang looked at Ah Zuo, thinking that he would ask like that just now: "mm, why are you so beautiful, do you have a boyfriend?" But to Liu Zhulang's surprise, Ah Zuo asked, "What's your name?" It's not the name of the ID. ”

The little girl from the network administrator: "Check the household registration, my name is Gao Yuanyuan." ”

Ah Zuo suddenly became happy: "Gao Yuanyuan, this name is good." ”

At this time, the games of other teams were almost over, He Ruodu was ready to draw lots again, and the little girl named Gao Yuanyuan was idle, and asked Ah Zuo: "What's your name?" ”

Gao Yuanyuan asked purely casually, but Ah Zuo shivered all over, and his face turned white.

"What's going on?" Gao Yuanyuan is a little strange.

At this time, Xiao Si replied for Ah Zuo with a smile: "His surname is Jiao." ”

"Surname?" Gao Yuanyuan was happy all of a sudden, "Even if your surname is really Jiao, you don't need this reaction, you are such an adult, you won't still be a virgin." ”

To be honest, Ah Zuo is really a virgin who is like a fake. Brothers are like siblings, and wives are like clothes, so Ah Zuo has actually been running naked for n years. However, the reason why Ah Zuo has this reaction is entirely because of his childhood, not because he is a virgin.

Ah Zuo's hometown is in a mountain village in the northeast, and the surname Jiao is also a prominent family there, and the people are very prosperous. But when people are young, their heads will not be as active as they are now, and when I was a child, there were uncles of some clans who said to Ah Zuo, Ah Zuo, your old Jiao family is a very powerful family. Ah Zuo said proudly, of course. The uncle of another clan said to Ah Zuo, the men of your old Jiao family are especially powerful. Abs, of course, said. The uncle of the other tribe then said, "Do you see the river outside the village?" Ah Zuo said, I saw it, how? The uncle said, in fact, one of the great things about your old Jiao family is that your grandfather and your father can walk on the river on the night of their birth. Ah Zuo: Impossible, walking on the river, you are here to deliberately play with me. The uncle said, if you don't believe it, you can ask your father and your grandfather to go, your old Jiao family's children, on the day they are born, they can walk freely on the river. As soon as Ah Zuo heard this, he ran back and asked his grandfather, grandpa and grandpa, is it possible that the children of our old Jiao family, that is, grandpa and father, can walk on the surface of the big river outside on the night of their birth? Grandpa said, yes, why are you asking this? Ah Zuo was overjoyed when he heard it, thinking that his birth was exactly the fifth day of the fifth month of May, and he would arrive in two days. The fifth day of the fifth month of May soon arrived, and Azola and his group of children went to the river outside. The uncle also came. Ah Zuo looked at it and said happily, Uncle, you really didn't lie to me, the men of our old Jiao family can really walk on the river when they are born. The uncle said, haha, I didn't lie to you, but I'm afraid it won't work if you just go. Ah Zuo said why? The uncle said that before they left, they had to shout a hundred times at the moon, my surname is Jiao, my surname is Jiao... That's right, so that you can get the blessing of your ancestors of the old Jiao family. As soon as Ah Zuo heard about it, this is not simple. So he walked to the river and proudly said to all the children, "Listen, our old Jiao family is terrible." Do you believe it, the children of our old Jiao family can walk on this river on the day they are born. The children said, I don't believe it! It's no wonder, children, it's normal to lie to people at ordinary times, Ah Zuo usually lied to them, but Ah Zuo thought that he didn't lie to them at all this time, so he said very bullishly, then if you don't believe it, look at it. So he stood by the river and shouted a hundred loudly to the moon: "My surname is Jiao!" When he had finished shouting, he swaggered and stepped on the surface of the river.

As a result, there was a grunt and he fell directly into the river. Fortunately, the river was not deep, and after drinking some water, Ah Zuo climbed onto the shore and sat on the edge of the river crying. Soon Ah Zuo's father and grandfather came, and as soon as he saw his grandfather and father, he said, "I finally understand now." His grandfather said, what? Ah Zuo said, I finally understood that I was not biological, and I couldn't even walk on the river. As a result, Azuo's father slapped him over, you broken child, do you have a brain, both of us are born in the moon, and the river is even frozen, of course you can walk on the river, when is it, what time is it... It wasn't until later that Ah Zuo knew that the uncle of the other clan who deceived him happened to have something to do with his family's loss, so he deceived himself. But later, when Ah Zuo thought of the hundred voices he shouted at the moon, his surname Jiao made him a little impulsive to find a hole to drill into, so that when anyone asked him what his surname was, he was a little unconsciously trembling.

Of course, this is a digression, and Ah Zuo will never tell this secret to others.

At this time, Ah Zuo heard someone laugh three times, just like the uncle who succeeded in his plan that night, Ah Zuo thought to himself what was going on, and when he turned his head, he found that it was He Ruodu who was laughing.

He Ruodu: "Hehe, it's not that enemies don't get together." ”

Xiao Si: "What are you doing, laughing like an idiot." ”

He Ruodu: "Look. ”

Xiao Si, Ah Zuo, and Liu Zhulang went up to take a look, damn, I didn't expect that He Ruodu would draw Li Chunwei's gang as soon as he drew it.

Gao Yuanyuan: "I want to start." ”

He Ruodu: "Okay, then you start, Ah Zuo is second." ”

When it came to Ah Zuo's second, He Ruodu hesitated, it stands to reason that these few people, according to the convention, are the third in the fourth child, and he is at the bottom, but He Ruodu suddenly thought that there was one more Liu Zhulang in his team. Who is this Liu Zhulang, but Fang Shaoyun's apprentice, maybe he will go back today. At this time, I don't want to see when he will make a move, so He Ruodu immediately said: "Liu Zhulang, you are the third, the fourth is the fourth, and I am at the bottom." ”

"Okay." Everyone has no objection to He Ruodu's arrangement, anyway, it is not a regular game, after everyone said goodluck to Gao Yuanyuan, Gao Yuanyuan happily played.

Li Chunwei and his group were actually Li Chunwei who played first.

Five, four, three, two, one. It didn't take long for the game to start. Ah Zuo couldn't help but want to scream, but Liu Zhulang couldn't help laughing.

Ah Zuo couldn't help but want to call because Li Chunwei kept asking as soon as he started playing: "mm, you look so beautiful, how old are you this year... QQ number, are there any brothers and sisters in the family..., have you seen Director Ang Lee's color ring, Tang Wei's figure in it is far worse than yours.... ”

Ah Zuo felt that Li Chunwei was talking too much nonsense, and this kind of confrontation was too shameless, but Liu Zhulang found it very interesting, because he finally met a player who was disturbing the current in the live competition. Liu Zhulang wanted to know who had more profound skills than his Uncle Wu Ren.

Liu Zhulang's judgment is indeed not bad at all, and Li Chunwei is indeed a troublemaker.

Gao Yuanyuan didn't seem to have any experience in dealing with the turbulence, although she didn't want to pay attention to Li Chunwei at all, but the words that Li Chunwei typed kept dangling in front of her eyes like a fly.

"Damn, you're a shemale, so much nonsense." Gao Yuanyuan couldn't help but fight like this.

"I'm a real hunk. Do you want us to do some research privately? But in exchange for such a shameless sentence from Li Chunwei.

Li Chunwei's level was originally much higher than Gao Yuanyuan's, so Gao Yuanyuan quickly lost her armor, and in less than ten minutes, there were already a bunch of flamethrowers in her mining area.

"It's so shameless." Seeing Gao Yuanyuan's depressed look, Ah Zuo sat down in front of Li Chunwei angrily.

To deal with a girl with such a trick, it is simply unreasonable, and no one has a surname.

Ah Zuo decided to avenge Gao Yuanyuan. Ah Zuo is already a lot old, and he has been mixed in the rivers and lakes for many years, although Li Chunwei still uses the tactic of disturbing the current, but it doesn't seem to be of much use to Ah Zuo.

The words he typed were automatically seen by Ah Zuo in front of Ah Zuo, "I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a big white pig." That's it.

Ah Zuo's level is better than Li Chunwei's, so under his full force, Ah Zuo quickly took the initiative on the battlefield, and soon forced Li Chunwei to fight with him in front of his sideline.

Chong Guan was angry and red-faced, and Ah Zuo's state was very good at this time.

When the whole army rushed to Li Chunwei's auxiliary mine, Liu Zhulang felt that Ah Zuo must have won this game.

But what everyone didn't expect was that Li Chunwei typed a sentence at this time: "What is your surname?" ”

(To be continued)