Chapter 80: Foolishness
As soon as he stepped on the sand, a large deep footprint was imprinted on the ground, and he stepped out in one step.
But soon, with a 'bang', his huge body fell to the ground violently, and he couldn't get up for a long time. His hands were trembling, his thighs were also trembling, and the shorts made of sand that wrapped his lower body were too excited, and the elemental fluctuations were too strong, and the sand fell down in a very unstable 'bang'.
After struggling in embarrassment for a long time, Ba Silly still couldn't stand up, just stretched out one hand and pointed at something in front of him.
"What's wrong with you?"
Seeing that the new patriarch of the sand-scaled man seemed a little wrong, Taiyi hurriedly pulled him up with one hand.
"Sand lizards! Sand Lizards! Lots of sand lizards. Ba Fool suddenly grinned and laughed, and roared with dancing hands: "Oh my God! There are so many sand lizard corpses, Ba Silly has grown so big, I have never seen so many sand lizard corpses, there are really too many. Oh, my God! That's enough food for our people for as many days as possible! Ba Silly no longer has to eat half full, with them, Ba Silly's mother no longer has to scold me for being a rice bucket, hahaha! ”
Stepping out of his thick legs, Ba Silly was like a speeding heavy truck, and a long whirlwind of wind and sand rolled up behind him, and rushed towards the countless sand lizard corpses in front of him.
"It's really ......"
Taiyi rolled his eyes and shook his head with a grin.
After a night of understanding, Taiyi finally got to the bottom of the 'smartest' new patriarch of the Sand Scale People.
Ba Silly is indeed the new patriarch of the Sandscales, but it seems that this guy is not the patriarch because he is 'the smartest', but because he is the strongest in their clan, so he can become the patriarch, right? From Ba Du's words, Tai Yi also learned why Ba Du, a sand-scaled man, appeared so close to human habitation.
"Cursed by the gods? It turns out that this is the case, and it is no wonder that these powerful alien races will be exterminated by humans, and in the end, they will either be driven out of the God-given Continent, or find a place to hide! ”
It's too easy to think back to what Ba Silly said last night.
"We Sandscales have been cursed by those damned gods, yes, Fool can be sure, those gods are bastards! They have cursed us, making it very difficult for us to advance to the Sandscales, and what is even worse is that we can only advance to the fourth order at the highest...... Fool swears that if I find those bastards, Fool will duel with them, and will, Fool will beat them up. ”
Thinking of this big man, he was full of anger at that time, smashed a hole in the blood cocoon with his fist, and killed the five-headed blood demon in seconds. Taiyi's cheeks twitched a few times, and he really didn't know what to say.
It's just that Taiyi shouted Fortunately, these aliens also received an oracle, saying that only God's children could unlock the curse on their bodies. This time, Ba Du was sent out by their old patriarch, and he came to try his luck around the Gobi Desert and look for God's gift.
What's bad is that just a few days after he came out, this guy got lost in this desert and wandered in the desert for almost a year!
…… Ba Silly rushed into the sand excitedly, and stood in front of the carcasses of several sand lizards, jumping around like a big monkey. Pointing to a sand lizard on the ground, he roared frantically: "This guy, this guy, this guy almost killed me two days ago." Don't think that if you're dead, I won't recognize you. Fool is the smartest man in the clan, I know you, you damn bastard. He lifted up the sand lizard, which was more than two meters long and huge in size, weighing a ton on the ground, and roared: "You are dead, but Ba Silly is still alive." And I'm going to eat you, and I'm going to swallow you alive. ”
A fist smashed the sand lizard's head to pieces, and Ba Silly had fallen into a state of madness at this time. Dropping the corpse, he screamed wildly, and jumped far away, dragging the sand lizards all over the ground one by one with great speed, and then piled them together.
In less than ten minutes, this energetic guy had gathered all the sand lizard corpses in the vicinity and piled up a huge mountain of corpses.
Standing at the bottom of the corpse mountain, the mouth of the fool drooled, and he howled loudly: "It's too much, it's too much, how many days can you eat this!" Mom will faint when she sees so much food. And Ba Fool found the son of God, and the old patriarch would praise me, and Ba Fool is really the smartest person in the clan. ”
"Damn, this guy isn't going to get all these bodies back, is he?"
Taiyi opened his mouth wide and watched as Ba Silly grabbed a stream of sand from the ground and began to run around the pile of corpses. With each turn, the pile of corpses is wrapped around a thick layer of stone...... It wasn't until the whole corpse was tightly wrapped into a huge stone ball that Ba Du gasped and stopped.
...... "Silly, can you throw it away?" Don't worry, when I get to you, I'll get you as many sand lizards as you want. ”
Looking up at the Lie Yue in the sky, Taiyi lowered his head again to the stupid man who was struggling to roll a huge ball with a diameter of three zhang like a dung shell rolling a dung ball, and said helplessly: "You are like this, I don't know what year and month you can go back." ”
Rolling the stone ball forward a few meters further, Ba Silly gasped and stopped, looked up at Tai Yi sitting on the blood demon, and muttered: "Don't lie to Ba Silly, I can see that you are only in the third order now, how can you get so much food?" ”
After finishing speaking, he put his broad palms on the stone ball, pressed his head against it, and rolled the stone ball forward again.
This guy is not too stupid, and he knows how to use the earth element to constantly turn into a hard surface in front of the stone ball. And with the help of the earth element, this can make him roll this huge stone ball, otherwise if he wants to roll this big guy with the strength of light, he can't even think about it.
Shaking his head helplessly, it was too easy to sit back down.
He could see that although this big man's head was stuffed with stones, he was still very persistent in some things. For example, this guy's mouth is always so tight that no matter how easy it is to beat, it can't get out of his mouth, and the sandscale man hides the exact location of the underground entrance.
It is estimated that what this guy has decided will not be able to pull back ten cows!
"Don't waste your time with him, I don't think it's useful. But the surname of this stone is cute. ”
Dongfang Haotian glanced at the stupid man below, nodded, and said to Taiyi with a smile: "It's a lot more relieved to see him as a brother, I think that the Sand Scale People clan should not be as ferocious and terrible as the legend, but compared to humans, it is much simpler." Don't worry too much about them in the future. ”
"yes, I'm relieved too." Taiyi poured a glass of wine for Dongfang Haotian: "Wait for two years, and transport all their ethnic groups to the Wolong Islands." It's a good place for them to survive, it's too dangerous here! Pointing at Ba Silly and shaking his head, he continued: "If it wasn't for us yesterday, I'm afraid that the entire continent should have issued a punishment order now." ”
Dongfang Haotian nodded in agreement, and asked uncertainly: "Brother, do you really know the specific location of the Wolong Islands?" It is impossible for such a large group of islands to be given by God for so many years not to be discovered. ”
"Big brother, you can rest assured." Tai Yi smiled and whispered, "It's not surprising that it hasn't been discovered, because the location of that archipelago is in the Dead Sea." ”
"Dead Sea?" Dongfang Haotian's face changed slightly, and he suddenly said: "No wonder brother, you want to build such a sturdy magic battleship." In that sea, even the powerful navy given by God seven thousand years ago did not dare to set foot lightly. At most, they have wandered around the periphery of this sea. ”
Since Dongfang Haotian followed Taiyi out of the snowy labyrinth, after a period of getting along, the two of them trusted each other very much. For Taiyi's words, Dongfang Haotian had no doubts at all.
Tai Yi Fang looked ahead, and said with some concern: "Everything else is easy to say, but what worries me is that these stones are willing to follow us out of here." After all, they have been living here for an unknown number of years! If they were all like stupid people and had such a stubborn temper, then I would be worried. ”
Listening to the stupid 'hi', 'hi' and 'hi' at the bottom, shouting the trumpet. For a while, it was too easy to feel sad in my heart!
...... "Silly, haven't you arrived yet?" ”
Taiyi lazily lay on a blood demon and asked the fool who was looking around, "Hell, are you lost again?" ”
"How so, how could it be." Ba stupidly patted his head and said angrily to Taiyi Weng: "How can you get lost?" Between us sand-scaled people, there is a bloodline sense, as long as I am close to the clansman for a few hundred miles, I can sense the location. How could a fool get lost? ”
"What if it's more than a few hundred miles?" It's too easy to ask weakly.
"This?" Touching the skull, Ba's stupid thinking couldn't turn around, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Oh my God!"
With his palms clasped on his face, Taiyi was really speechless about this stone now. In order to speed up, Taiyi had no choice but to dispatch nearly a hundred blood demons to help Ba Fool push the stone ball. Unexpectedly, after a month of doing it, this guy actually gave himself such a beat.
"There it is! Pregnant! ”
Ba Silly suddenly became inexplicably excited, he jumped up violently, jumped to Taiyi's side quickly, and shouted loudly: "Hey, hey, haha, I'll just say!" I'll just say it! I'm stupid, but I'm the smartest man in the clan, how could I get lost. Ba Silly grinned and laughed: "I sensed it, I sensed it, Ba Silly's people are nearby, and they have also found me, and they are rushing to this side." Hahaha......"
After saying that, Ba Du turned around and ran, even leaving his precious stone ball behind. As he ran, he roared excitedly, and in the blink of an eye, he disappeared behind a sand dune.
(To be continued)