Chapter 500: Wild Pheasant
In the afternoon, the sound of knowing the sound rippled on the tree-lined path, the air seemed to be burning with sparks, the scorching heat of the autumn tiger made the people in the town sweat, but the afternoon market was still extremely lively, with He Yi, Murong Mingyue, Bei Mingxue three MM, we rushed to the market.
"Drip ......"
The Lamborghini whistle was very loud, I looked at the badge on the steering wheel, and then looked at the vendor in front of me, and couldn't help but say: "Open this thing to buy vegetables, and go down with one foot on the accelerator, I'm afraid it's worth selling vegetables for an afternoon, this world is really unreasonable......"
He Yiwaner, looking out the window, said: "Sometimes, I envy other people's vegetable sellers, pull vegetables from their own fields, and they can go home after selling, and live a quiet ......."
I smiled: "You can go and try it, and after two days you will be tanned like an African chick and you won't think like that......"
He Yi sneered, shook his fist and hammered it on my shoulder, saying, "You're an African chick!" ”
At this time, I slowly parked the car on the side of the road, as a limited edition two-row car, this Lamborghini is indeed very stylish, as soon as it stops, it attracts countless eyes, of course, when the three MMs get out of the car together, it attracts more attention, and even, a few skipping middle school students who came out of the game room are pointing to drawing, and the voice is very loud to discuss - "Wow, that car is so handsome!" ”
"Yes, the three beauties that came out of it are so beautiful, praise, I don't have to say it, the temperament in the front is really good, and the two in the back are also good......"
"Well, it's just that the driver stumbled a little!"
Me: "......"
……
MD, accidentally became a driver, this life is too hard.
He Yi smiled, turned around and took my arm, and said, "What kind of food should I buy?" ”
I thought about it for a while and said, "Chicken, fish, meat, eggs, all kinds of meat, buy it back and give it to my father and third uncle to drink, and then bring some cold dishes back, it's OK." ”
"Hmm."
The costumes of the three MMs were very fashionable, so they looked so dazzling in the town market, attracting the attention of passers-by, and our group quickly became the focus.
When I came to a small fish stall, it seemed that it was a fish that had just been caught, and it was very cheerful to swim around in the bucket, so I sank down, fished it, and asked, "Boss, is this fish swollen for sale?" ”
The fishmonger looked at me and said, "The fresh fish that has just been caught from the Dongda River, pure wild, tasteless, says that the osmanthus fish is 50 yuan a catty, the ang thorn fish is 20 yuan a catty, the carp is 15 yuan a catty, the crucian carp is 10 yuan a catty, and the prawns are 20 yuan a catty, do you want it?" ”
He Yi looked at me in amazement: "Wow, your food here is so cheap, and the wild crucian carp in Suzhou is 20 yuan a catty!" ”
I nodded and smiled: "Just kidding, if the fish here is transported to Suzhou, it will be scraped by the toll booth on the 200-kilometer highway, and it will be a hell if it is not expensive......
Murong Mingyue pouted: "Damn the toll booth, more than 100 of us have been looted for such a small road." ”
Bei Mingxue chuckled: "Okay, don't be cynical, buying a vegetable can make you discuss GDP, how do you live these days......"
I couldn't help but smile, pointed to the aquatic products in the bucket, and said, "Come to two catties of shrimp, want to be fresh, and two more cinnamon fish." ”
"Okay!"
The fishmonger happily weighed it, and soon after, the goods arrived, and Murong Mingyue continued to visit other stalls after paying enthusiastically.
After a while, we stopped in front of a poultry stall with a mottled chicken in a cage that looked different from ordinary chickens.
He Yi sank down slightly, pointed to the chicken in the chicken cage, and said; "Boss, why doesn't this look like an ordinary chicken?"
The boss is a middle-aged uncle, looking at He Yi's eyes are very hot, probably never seen such a beautiful MM, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said: "This little girl really has a vision, of course this is not a domestic chicken, this is a pheasant caught by my second dog in the field, four pounds, only shined with a flashlight last night, how about it, do you want it?" ”
He Yi smiled sweetly: "Uncle, how much is this a catty?" ”
The boss raised ten fingers: "One hundred yuan a catty!" ”
"Wow, it's so expensive......" He Yi opened his mouth wide, and his beautiful eyes were full of surprise: "One hundred yuan a catty, a bit exaggerated, uncle, thirty yuan a catty, how about it?" ”
He Yi was half-squatting on the ground to watch the wild pheasant, so his posture was lower, and the neckline of the uniform revealed a suffocating beautiful snow white, suddenly, the uncle was in a trance, and some color was given to the soul, facing such a super beauty who was peerless but had a refined temperament, how could he be calm, he nodded quickly: "Okay, thirty yuan is thirty yuan, you can take this chicken one hundred and two!" ”
"Thank you, uncle!"
This pheasant was tightly tied with hemp rope, which was said to be aggressive, so I took it, carrying the chicken's neck with my left hand and grabbing the chicken's feet with my right hand, and the pheasant struggled, and I struggled, and after a while my face was sweating profusely, and as a result, several MMs laughed from ear to ear.
Then, I walked around the market for a while, bought some beef, pork, ribs, vegetables, etc., and then turned home.
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When I got home, at four o'clock in the afternoon, the third uncle helped kill the fish, all of them were alive and kicking fish, and He Yi took over the job of killing chickens with an excited face.
I carried a kitchen knife in my hand, and took three MMs to the south grove, the autumn wind was swaying, and several MMs were also very rippling, with a happy smile on the corners of their mouths, and I don't know what happiness is, isn't it just to buy vegetables, I really haven't seen the world.
Raising the kitchen knife, I said, "Who's going to kill the chicken?" ”
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" He Yi was eager to try.
I said, "Have you ever killed it?" ”
"No ......"
Somewhat helpless, I put the pheasant on the ground, and then gestured at its neck with the blade of the knife, and said, "Cut a knife from here, and then flash quickly, and wait for the chicken's blood to shine out......"
He Yi nodded and took the knife from my hand, his little hands trembled, and he looked nervous about wanting to die.
"Are you really going to kill?"
Seeing that she wanted to retreat, I hurriedly nodded and said, "Well, come on, one knife flow, one knife will make this chicken head in a different place, you just think it is killing the chicken in the Wild Pheasant Ridge of Ice Floe City, in fact, there is no ......"
He Yi was a little speechless: "Then can I cut it with a knife......
"You ...... at will"
He Yiwan'er, staring at the pheasant with beautiful eyes, then closed his eyes, raised the knife, and said silently: "Little chicken-chicken, it's really not that I want to kill you, but my uncle needs to eat and drink, so I can only wronged you, reincarnate as a person in the next life, and being a father is Li Gang's happy Chinese......"
"Smack!"
The blade fell, and after a soft sound, the blade slashed at the neck of the pheasant, not completely cutting the neck of the chicken, but cutting the hemp rope that tied the pheasant, and the next moment, the pheasant, whose neck was cut in half, fluttered and jumped.
I hurriedly stepped forward, stretched out my hand to grab He Yi and ran back, for fear that she would be splashed with chicken blood, and Bei Mingxue and Murong Mingyue also quickly retreated, and while running, Bei Mingxue said with a smile: "Wow, the Pheasant copy failed, we are destroying the group......"
He Yi smiled and said, "My strength is too small. ”
When he turned around, he saw the chicken jumping around on the ground, and he just wouldn't look away.
We stood by the side, watching the chicken jump for nearly half an hour, Murong Mingyue said speechlessly: "If you don't solve it, you can use it for supper!" ”
"Kill!"
I rushed forward, picked up the knife, and made up for it, and finally, the dying pheasant said goodbye to his miserable life.
Killing chickens, plucking feathers, and disembowelment, I know these procedures very well, and children who grew up in the countryside have seen a lot of this kind of battle, even if I am given a pig, I will solve it.
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When I got home, I cleaned up two air-conditioned guest rooms, and then I started cooking, and the level of cooking was very limited, so I could only hand over the ingredients to the third aunt, and she would do everything.
At night, the small courtyard is bustling with the aroma of wine.
My father and third uncle were so drunk that they went to sleep at ten o'clock.
I went upstairs and looked at the two small rooms, I was a little confused, I looked back at the three MMs who had just taken a shower behind me, and said: "There are two air-conditioned rooms, but the beds are not big, and they can't accommodate three people to sleep together, how to allocate the room?" ”
Murong Mingyue: "I want to sleep with EVE, so that Lu Chen, you kid can eat her!" ”
"How could it be, rely on ......"
I looked at He Yi and Bei Mingxue, and said, "That's good, I'll have a room with Bei Mingxue, Bei Mingxue will sleep on the bed, and I'll lay it on the floor." ”
"Well, that's fine!"
……
The night was quiet, and the sound of crickets echoed in the night sky.
"Brother?"
Bei Mingxue lay on the side of the bed and looked down at me: "Have you slept?" ”
"Not yet?"
I lay on the floor, turned to look at her, but found that the little girl was only wearing a pajamas, lying on the side of the bed, her clothes drooping on her chest, which also made a pair of snow tender pride show in front of me, she didn't seem to notice, lying on the bed, rising straight round buttocks, and smiled: "I can't sleep, what should I do......"
"Cold salad, hurry up and go to sleep!"
"Hmm, brother will tell me a story?"
"Do you want to bring an A?"
"Don't!"
"Then I won't ......"
“……”
In the end, Bei Mingxue didn't dare to let me tell the story, a lonely man and a widow, and then say a little story to spice it up, then it will really dry fire.
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After a long time, Bei Mingxue made a slight breathing sound, and the little girl finally fell asleep, and at this time, I heard footsteps coming from the balcony, stood up, got dressed, and opened the door, but found that He Yiqing's beautiful face was beautiful in the moonlight, she looked at the lights in the town in the distance, and didn't know what she was thinking.
"Can't sleep?" I say.
"Hmm."
He Yi nodded and said with a smile: "I don't feel sleepy at all, in a few hours, the Tianzong server will be officially launched, and the large-scale tasks in the two cities of Tianfeng City and Shenyin City have also been completed, and we will definitely not be able to grab the rewards of the first few promotions to the fifth turn." ”
"It's okay, the rewards aren't good......"
"Well, shall we go back early tomorrow morning?"
"Whatever you want."
"Good ......"