"Ladies and gentlemen, the game is about to start, I am your good friend Lou Xiaoxiao!" Lou Xiaoxiao obviously forgot about eating Wang Duobao's cardboard box with tears in his eyes a few days ago, and today he deliberately brought a can of authentic herbal tea and Duoji tin cans, he is hinting to all the audience that there is a kind of Lao Tzu eating this tin today!

"All kinds of spectators, I'm Yan Xiaoyi, I'm very happy to be able to explain this game to you!" Yan Xiaoyi is full of smiles, she looks very affinity, and she has some baby fat on her face, so she looks cute.

"Goddess Yiyi, I want to marry you!"

"Yiyi woman, I just want to go with you all my life!"

Whenever Yan Xiaoyi speaks, there is always a group of fanatical fans shouting below!

Before the game officially began, millions of viewers had already poured into the viewing channel, so you can imagine how attractive Yunshen is!

This time the opponent is a player in Japan, whose name is Sanada Sword Master, platinum four, with a win rate of 90%, is a very famous master in Japan, the natal hero Wuji Sword Master, a freshman student at the Kwantung Military Academy in Japan in reality, it is said that this year's freshman league, led the team to break into the top 50, and the strength is very perverted!

Chen Yang really helped Han Yun choose such an opponent with tears in his eyes, the platinum rank server is completely facing the world, it is no longer something that Chen Yang can control with one hand to cover the sky, and this Sanada Sword Saint is slightly weaker, with the 95% win rate of the cloud god against the sky, he can match some of the gods who have been famous for a long time in the whole body!

Lou Xiaoxiao snapped her fingers and showed her trademark lewd smile: "Hehe, audience friends, do you know what I'm going to say?" ”

"Comrade Lou Xiaoxiao, please pay attention to your words and deeds, and don't say some disgusting jokes every time you explain the game!" Yan Xiao said righteously.

Lou Xiaoxiao licked her tongue and glanced at Yan Xiaoyi: "Not bad." Today's taste has improved, pure white! ”

Yan Xiaoyi's two little faces turned red, and regardless of the image, she smashed the mineral water bottle in her hand directly towards Lou Xiaoxiao's head: "You pervert!" ”

"Oh!" Lou Xiaoxiao stroked her hair with both hands, "It's so good, a few more words!" ”

"You ......" Yan Xiaoyi was almost crying by Lou Xiaoxiao!

However, the number of viewers is increasing faster and faster. The director and the surrounding staff, for the sake of bonuses, can only turn a blind eye!

"Lou Xiaoxiao, you dare to bully my goddess, you wait after work, I will beat you to death!"

"Count me in!"

"Violent output, count me in!"

Lou Xiaoxiao looked at the words of Lou Xiaoxiao who teamed up all over the screen to play Lou Xiaoxiao, and his courage was also weak, and he hurriedly smiled: "Hehe." Jokes, just kidding, cough cough, that, let's introduce the situation of both sides of the game by Yan Xiaoyi! ”

Yan Xiaoyi is a dedicated commentator after all, and quickly forgot the unhappiness just now, and with a smile again, he explained: "This is the first time that Yunshen has played a cross-regional competition. Hopefully, Yunshen won't be nervous, some may be the first time to compete across regions. Some basic gameplay may not know that in order to increase the competitiveness between regions, the winning side can get all the viewing income of the losing side, that is, if Yunshen loses, you will have 500 yuan of viewing fees. All of them will go into the opponent's pocket, of course, if the opponent loses, the opponent's viewing fee will also become an additional income for the cloud god! ”

"It's exciting! Down with the Japanese zone, Yunshen will not lose!! ”

Since it is a cross-regional competition, the commentary of the Japanese and Chinese regions is separated. However, the audience is on the same audience channel, and the channel has a translation system, and after officially entering the game, the words spoken in the game will automatically convert the other party's predictions into their own Chinese language.

Han Yun himself was also a little excited, this was the first time he had competed with someone other than China, and the other party was also the controller of an Infinite Sword Saint, so Han Yun didn't think about it, and also chose the Infinite Sword Saint!

Chen Yang seized the business opportunity and put a big advertisement out!

"The Battle of Infinity! The Sino-Japanese War! Who is the real Juggernaut! Whether you are a cloud group or not, come and cheer for the cloud god! ”

I have to say that such a title is a bit of a sideshow, easy to cause national hatred, many national radicals, sure enough, after seeing such a title, even Yunshen didn't know who it was, so he didn't hesitate to enter the viewing channel, and the sentence that came in was, the Japanese devil who overturned him!! However, such radical language was quickly banned.

Lou Xiaoxiao took advantage of the gap in Yan Xiaoyi's explanation, secretly opened the opponent's combat information, understood it a little, and then said with a smile: "I explained the game of the Sanada Sword Saint, I was very impressed, he has an epic skin Samurai Soul, and the battle armor on his body is said to be the battle armor left by the Oda Nobunaga Demon King, with strong defense and special abilities that are immune to negative effects, and the player Sanada Sword Saint is a descendant of Japan's first soldier Sanada Yukimura, with a swordsmanship talent that is different from ordinary people, The three-stage alpha raid he created is capable of performing three teleportation rushes in a row! Almost invincible! ”

Yan Xiaoyilou said with a smile: "Three assaults are invincible, it's too exaggerated!" ”

Lou smiled and said: "Everyone has seen the alpha raid, it is an instantaneous burst curve fatal blow, which requires a great deal of energy, and the skill cooldown time is very long, and the three-stage raid of the Sanada Sword Saint has improved the alpha raid, which can divide the alpha raid into three sections at the same time, each of which is so fast that the opponent can't dodge, and the three-stage attack can instantly stimulate a passive double strike, and then with the quadruple slash, it is equivalent to completing eight superimposed heavy attacks in an instant, and no matter how invincible the defense is, it will be instantly defeated, this move is also known as a sword with blood, In Japan, Sanada Kenjou relied on this trick to be almost invincible and accumulated millions of fans! ”

"Don't say anything, Lou Xiaoxiao, your ass has been crooked to Japan, let's bet! The Gadorjee bottle on your desk is already in place! ”

Lou smiled: "......"

Lou Xiaoxiao refused in his heart, but for the sake of the effect of the show, he said arrogantly: "Okay, bet on it!" If you lose this time, Lao Tzu will eat this tin can, but if you lose, how about ten female fans strip naked and send me photos! ”

"Who is afraid of whom! I'm a woman, I'll take this bet! ”

"I'm a female cloud group, my bust is 36D, this bet, I took it!"

"Although I only have 32B, I will also take this bet!"

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Lou Xiaoxiao looked at the screen and hundreds of female fans made a bet declaration, saliva was about to flow out, and hurriedly said: "Okay, good!" I didn't refuse to come, I took them all!! (To be continued.) )

PS: My chest is only 30A, don't dislike me, ask for a reward