Fifty-Eight: It's time to brush up on a wave of favorability
Who is not ready?
Gao He didn't know if Billidan knew about this, but he soon knew, in fact, he should have known it a long time ago.
While the vast majority of people are still counting how many "knows" there are above, Gao He has to use the most terrifying attitude in history to meet the cruel reality at present.
"I'm pregnant."
Ye Zhixian, who was holding a red wine glass in his hand, still looked so intellectual and charming, his flawless face, fair skin and plump and smooth thighs looked as delicious as ever.
However, when I heard her say this with her usual smile on her face, Gao He, who sat across from him and asked in a vague tone with a hippie smile before whether he wanted to sneak into her room at night to "fire an emotional cannon", could not laugh at all.
As the saying goes, no one knows what price the protagonist has paid behind the seemingly glamorous pretend, and in order to complete a perfect pretend, you must pay the corresponding price behind the scenes...... Ahem, well, it may be too far-fetched to say that the law of equivalence exchange is forced, but there is a poem that can directly and aptly describe Gao He's situation at this time.
Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and heaven and earth will be reincarnated; If you don't believe it, look up, who the sky spares you!
"How...... How could it be ......"
He tentatively put a far-fetched smile on his face.
"Hah...... I see, you must be joking with me again......"
"Ahhh......h Although I would like to tell you that this is actually a joke, the problem is ......"
Ye Zhixian, who was smiling, used her fingers to push a certain strip on the coffee table in front of her in the direction of Gao He.
"Pregnancy test or something, I'm also using it for the first time, if it weren't for my misunderstanding of the instructions......"
“……”
Instead of expecting Ye Zhixian to misjudge and understand such a thing as the manual, Gao He suddenly felt. What I need most now may be the alcoholic drink that Zhixian holds in his hand and can make people nervous anesthetic.
"But...... I remember that we had safety measures almost every time......"
"Ah, boy, you said it was just 'almost every time.'"
"Even when you don't take safety measures, it's still the safety period you call ......"
"The safe period is actually the same as a condom, isn't it?"
I don't know why, Ye Zhixian suddenly sighed slightly.
"There will always be times when you are unlucky and you hit a dangerous period and the condom breaks. Juvenile. ”
“……”
After being unable to refute Ye Zhixian's theory, Gao He knew that he would have to face the cruel status quo next.
"I ...... How? ”
"Of course, you have to ask yourself this question."
Although he looks serious, Ye Zhixian doesn't seem to have the consciousness to shoulder the responsibility with Gao He at all.
"If you're ready to be a father...... Naturally, I don't mind ...... this kid."
"I'm not ready!"
…… Look, it's pretty obvious who exactly isn't ready now.
In fact, Gao He is very clear that when men shirk responsibility in such matters. will have the same ugly face.
But it's not just a matter of "man's responsibility" - if Gao He had only one girl around him, Ye Zhixian, he would undoubtedly be happy to welcome the arrival of this little baby, and rightfully have the one that this young, beautiful and successful woman has.
"Ah, that's not the answer I expected."
Contrary to what Ye Zhixian said, she herself seemed to have already anticipated what kind of answer she would get.
"For me, it is clear that having a baby too early will affect my future life as well, and of course, this is not a sufficient reason for us to arbitrarily decide to give up this little life."
"That'...... What do you mean ......?"
"So. Let me put it another way of saying it more realistically. ”
Facing Gao He's trembling questioning, Ye Zhixian still just smiled intellectually.
"I heard the other day. When Charolo was helping you tidy up your room, she accidentally found the pregnant woman's book you hid in the hidden text folder of the computer......"
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Frankly speaking, the sudden situation on Ye Zhixian's body did not have any impact on Gao He's daily life for the time being.
The keen intuition of a wise woman allowed the girl to notice the anomaly almost at the very first moment of the incident, and such a prophetic prescience. They were also given ample time to think and prepare.
In fact, among the rest of the girls living in the same room, I am afraid that only Li Yuzi has noticed that there is something wrong with the recent atmosphere, as for Charlotte...... She had only recently begun preparations for the so-called "Autumn Offensive", intending to do so before winter. Break through the third base that his beloved Mr. Gao He is heavily defending.
Ah, that's right, although theoretically speaking, the physical contact between Gao and Charolo is almost the last step, but most of this is done passively without Charolo herself being unconscious, and afterwards, the girl, who is often annoyed by her own incompetence and sensitivity, does not want to admit that it was she who took the initiative to launch the attack and led the results.
"High ...... Mr. Gao He...... Chirp! ”
"No, didn't the contemptible person already teach you that if you want to take the initiative to send a hot kiss to your beloved, such a restrained expression is not okay."
As the maid, elder and little mother who replaced Ye Zhixian and became the new head coach of the Charlotte team, after dinner, Shoko Battlefield Hara was conducting daily routine special training for Charlotte.
Of course, it may be better if you can carry another person on your back a little bit during special training?
Holding a goblet full of juice in his hand, Takawa unconsciously shook the cup gently, and the chaos in his mind made him choose not to re-enter the game as soon as the meal was finished for the first time.
"What an incompetence, woman."
Long Aojiao, who was also full of wine and food, lying on the sofa on his back and caressing his belly with his hands satisfied, guided the teaching work of the mother and daughter with a haughty tone.
"Why waste time when you smash the other party with money?"
"I'm sorry. Contemptible people feel that this kind of thing in love cannot be solved by money offensive. ”
"Miss Ben has never felt that there is anything in this world that money can't solve, just like your husband who is not in the climate, doesn't he finally succumb to the majesty of Miss Ben?"
“…… This is the only exception, and the contemptible still thinks so. ”
"Huh? If you don't believe me, let Miss Ben prove it to you! ”
As he spoke, Long Tsundere jumped up from the sofa violently. Rushing violently in front of Gao He, who was still thinking nonsense.
"Servant, here's a million Swiss bank cashier's checks!"
She was still wearing a maid's dress, and she proudly shook the check book in front of Gao He's eyes and didn't know where to take it out, and made her own strong declaration.
"Let's come to Miss Fuckmoto!"
“……”
It wasn't until Gao He slapped Long Tsundere's ass hard after coming back to his senses that the entire room remained unspeakably quiet.
“…… It's the first time I've heard anyone make such a request. ”
Li Yuzi, who was lying on the sofa and making a lazy fuwn.
"Ben...... Miss Ben just wants her servants to prove it...... That's right! Miss Ben just wants to prove that even if you can't do it with money, you can get it done with a big stick offensive! ”
"Before you preach your money and stick offensive...... Dragon Tsundere! Go back upstairs and take care of my sister! ”
“…… Oh. ”
After Long Tsundere ran away with his ass covered in gray, Gao He suddenly felt warm and moderate compressions coming from his temples on both sides.
"Mr. Gao He...... I've been in a bad mood lately, so what's bothering you? ”
Charolo with an unusually flushed face. It seems that she has already felt Gao He's absent-mindedness just now, and now, what she can do is not the "active attack" that the head coach has emphasized countless times before.
“…… It's okay, probably the game went too far. ”
Feeling the familiar massage, the nerves in my body were finally able to relax a little higher, and my mood was inexplicably calmer.
Yes...... That's right, at times like this. I'm afraid only Charolo can bring some comfort to herself.
However, before he could fully enjoy this fingertip press. Someone's stern and serious words sounded right next to the drum in his other ear.
"No, didn't the contemptible person teach you the proper way to massage?"
"Huh?"
I don't know why, Gao He always felt that at this moment, Charloto's fingertips seemed to become hot all of a sudden.
"Yes...... But ......"
"Since you have chosen such a path, you have to put all your focus and enthusiasm into it. Isn't it? ”
“……”
“…… All right. ”
At the same time that Charlotte was completely in a sudden embarrassment and was forced to stop the massage, Takakawa heard a sigh from Shoko Hara.
"Then, let the contemptible person personally give you a demonstration."
Well?
Before Gao He could react accordingly, the gentle touch from Charlotte's fingertips was already far away from him.
And the moment before he turned his head to his back, another pair took her place. The slender plain hand, with a slight coolness, re-fixed his posture in a gentle but unquestionable way.
"Please don't move, the contemptible person is going to give you a soothing massage."
"Good...... Good. ”
Although it is a massage...... What's going on with this almost commanding tone?
In any case, according to Charolo, the maid who "inherited the most essential massage techniques in District 11" would never accidentally break his neck, so Gao He was ready to enjoy the next head massage.
However, before that, he felt a different touch.
It was unimaginably soft, comfortable, snug and inclusive, and the entire back of the head, including the upper part of the neck, was instantly plunged into this indescribable comfort, that subtle tactile enjoyment. Let Gao He sigh involuntarily almost immediately.
But...... It was clearly not a sensation from the fingers or the palm, but if there really was something that could be combined with the sensation above......
"The first thing to do when performing a head massage is to use the curve of the chest to hold the position of the head, and at the same time, the softness of the chest can also ensure that the seat or sofa does not cause discomfort to the dangling neck during the massage."
In the next second, Shoko Battlefieldhara's fingers had already begun to knead Takakazu's temples and pinna lightly.
"Like...... It really is. Mr. Takawa looked like he was enjoying it......"
Charolo let out a small exclamation from the side.
Enjoy...... What a ghost!
Gao He, who was covered in white sweat, was almost covered in white sweat, and the only thing he could feel now was his stiff neck, which was almost broken.
"Forgive...... Forgive me for taking the liberty ......"
He tried not to let his cheeks move from side to side, for he thought that might be a deliberate attempt to rub against the two sides, and whispered an inquiry.
"Did you massage someone like this before?"
"No, the contemptible man has never massaged anyone other than the emperor before."
"That'...... Mao Jingyan...... Oh, I mean, the emperor just let you massage him this way? ”
“……”
After a brief silence for a long time, Shoko Hara's flat voice sounded in Takakazu's ears.
"The high-backed chairs used by the emperor do not allow contemptible people to use this method of massage."
Other words...... Should I be thankful for that chair?
Gao He, who had turned this dirty thought in his mind for a moment, subconsciously tried to shake his head, but the next moment, he felt the thin maid outfit. Between the soft and seductive breasts, there is a just right bulge across his cheeks.
"This is also the second point that the contemptible people want to emphasize."
At the same time, Shoko Battlefieldhara's perfect massage class continues.
"When massaging in this way, choose a light fabric made of pure cotton, and try not to wear any hard clothing that may obstruct the touch, including bras, bras, suspenders, etc., as much as possible......"
Isn't that just nothing to wear?
Resisting the hard inner vacuum, Gao He tried to call for help from Charolo on the side, no matter what dirty thoughts were turning in his head. At least now the woman behind him rubbing the back of his head and cheek with a vacuum is his girlfriend's mom, if this kind of plot continues to develop......
"But Mommy. Why do I look so uncomfortable with Mr. Takawa? ”
"Oh?"
In the next second, the soft twin peaks suppressed on the top of Takawa's head, and at the same time, Shoko Battlefieldhara's calm eyes crossed from above, staring into his panicked eyes.
Perhaps, this is a side effect of the contemptible massage technique...... Well. Regarding the way to relieve the stress of other aspects of men after the massage, it should be the next stage of the course, today, you just need to learn the first stage of massage with the contemptible person, and then ......"
After a slight pause. Shoko Hara's words made Takakazu think for a moment that he was hallucinating.
"Next, the contemptible person will also personally use the entity as an example to demonstrate to you the relevant skills of actively asking for kisses."
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"Whew...... I finally survived. ”
After escaping from his residence for the lame reason of "I want to see my sister's situation", Takawa, who was sitting on Gao Tong's bed, involuntarily let out such a feeling.
"What...... You're a scumbag who would come to me? ”
"That...... Actually, I wanted to see how your injuries were. ”
"Huh?"
Gao Tong, who had just finished eating and was happily playing with his handheld computer on the bed, stared at Gao He suspiciously for a long time, and then ripped a long black hair from his shoulder.
"If you don't come, could it be that Lai Aya is chasing you with a knife, so you ran to my side to take refuge, right? Let's start with that, if that's the case, even I can barely guarantee that she will only cut off your hands and feet at most......"
“……”
Putting aside Gao Tong's "guarantee" that people couldn't be grateful for at all, Gao He suddenly remembered that the problem he was facing now was indeed much more complicated than he thought.
Charolo and Xiaoma's messy things are okay, and Long Aojiao's side can be handled logically with a big stick attack, and the problem now is ...... The most difficult enemy he faced was never these people, but ...... Lai Aya, who is not yet known.
"Wait a minute."
Gao Tong suddenly sniffled as if he had smelled something.
"I mean, you didn't just come to me after fooling around with those wild women downstairs, did you?"
"How can there be ......?"
Although Gao He tried his best to argue, his sister still subconsciously moved her body inward.
"You'd better not get some strange disease and come to me to infect me!"
"The hell is the strange illness you're talking about, right?! And how am I going to infect you! ”
“……”
Under Gao He's fierce rebuttal, Gao Tong's face actually flushed subtly.
"Good...... All right! It's your freedom to fool around with those women......"
"It's all said that it's just a normal cohabitation and relationship, right?!"
“……”
Perhaps because one of the parties quickly lost interest, the pointless argument ended almost before it began.
"I don't bother to care what kind of person you want to live with or associate with!"
Gao Tong turned his face away in a huff.
"Anyway, you're a pervert who will have sexual desire for your sister, and it's just a misfortune in your life to be in a relationship with you!"
“…… All right. ”
Just this sentence completely crushed all of Gao He's defensive lines.
In the following, Gao Tong had no interest in speaking, and he himself was silent for a long time.
In the quiet room, the brother and sister were silent.
A moment passed.
"Gao Tong...... I think we should have a good talk. ”
“…… What to talk about? ”
There was still a sense of anger in my sister's voice.
"Talk about it...... Things between us, and ......"
Gao He took a deep breath and finally decided on a showdown.
“…… Tell me about your ...... The boyfriend in the game. ”…… (To be continued......)