Chapter 001: Yu Yan (Anti)
"Uh-huh......"
Stretching comfortably, Fang Yi pinched the corners of his eyebrows. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
As a full-time writer and a part-time semi-gamer, he spends more than ten hours a day in contact with the computer, which also makes his eyes always in a state of fatigue, and pinching the corners of his eyebrows can effectively relieve eye fatigue, and over time, he has developed this habit.
After constantly tapping on the keyboard, he finally typed out the last conclusion, and Fang Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief.
This is a review of the new game, but the advantages are really lacking, but for the sake of the old man's face, Fang Yi doesn't mind finding one or two highlights in its infinite mediocrity.
In this society, who will not get along with money?
Besides, although he doesn't make much money in the game industry, he can afford to spend enough money every month, and he can still find inspiration in the game.
Prepare some useful material for him to write a novel or something.
In short, kill two birds with one stone!
I turned off the computer, and it was already ten o'clock in the evening.
Night covers the whole city, but the city is as bright as day, and even more lively than day.
"It's almost time, it's time to go out and find food."
After taking off his vest and pants, and changing into well-fitting clothes, Fang Yi went downstairs and took a car and went straight to the only bar street in the city.
Get ready to try your luck and see if you can meet a beautiful and lonely girl.
After all, whether it is writing a novel or playing a game, the biggest theme is destruction or directness, that is, killing people, creating a cool point or pleasure, which also makes the negative emotions in Fang Yi's heart become strong, which requires finding a channel to go to this kind of violence.
Ten minutes later, Fang Yi arrived at the bar, walked in from the door, and glanced at it, there were not many people in the bar, and the atmosphere was not warm enough.
Walking inside, he sat down at a random booth, then ordered another half dozen beers, taking sips from time to time.
I looked at my watch from under the card seat, and it was ten twenty, and the time was a little early.
According to Fang Yi's experience, the most suitable time to go to the bar to find a sister paper is usually after eleven o'clock but not more than twelve o'clock.
Earlier than this point in time, the sisters haven't played yet, all of them are shrewd like ghosts, and it's very difficult to hook up, even if you're lucky, hook up with one, you can't directly pull it to open a room, right? I have to wait until my sister has a good time, and then at least two dozen beers will be served.
Fang Yi drinks a lot of alcohol, and since he retired from the army, he rarely drinks alcohol, and after a few dozen beers, he doesn't have to look for a sister paper, just go to Aunt Meng.
And later than this point in time, it is even more sad, first of all, the good-looking girls were abducted by other animals, and the rest must be slightly inferior in terms of appearance and temperament, and at this time, the sister paper is almost in place, unless you don't mind carrying a corpse back.
Fang Yi didn't have the slightest interest in 'corpses'.
Drinking slowly, there were not many people in the bar at this time, sitting scattered and open, some were as lonely as Fang Yi, and some were in groups of threes and threes.
There was a girl sitting on the stage, singing "I miss you not because I am lonely", her voice was slightly hoarse, and it seemed very tasteful.
While listening to the song, he drank wine, and soon two bottles of beer entered his stomach.
I looked at my watch, and it was already eleven o'clock.
And while he was listening to the song, there were already a lot of customers in the bar, and there were a lot more single girls.
"It's time to act."
Fang Yi reminded himself, and at the same time began to prepare to look around for prey with a glass of beer.
In the bar, sitting still can attract the favor of the girl, either with a unique temperament, or handsome and upside down.
Although Fang Yi said that he was handsome, he had not yet reached the point where the sister paper was pasted upside down, so he had to take the initiative to attack.
Constantly patrolling the bar, he was rejected by the four sisters after a while, but as a glorious old driver, he was not discouraged or disappointed at all.
After all, who can not know whose plans for this kind of occasion pick-up, it is good to have a one-tenth success rate.
After drinking all the beer in the cup, Fang Yi turned back to his booth and sat down, poured another glass, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw a single girl drinking diagonally opposite his booth.
As soon as his eyes lit up, a gentle smile appeared on Fang Yi's face, and he raised his glass to his sister paper and made an invitation to toast.
The sister paper is about twenty-three four, with short hair and a shawl, wearing a white T-shirt printed with the Q version of the panda on the upper body, a short skirt with suspenders on the lower body, and a pair of slender legs with a layer of flesh-colored stockings.
"You have seven points in appearance and temperament, and it's cute, it's you."
Seeing that the sister paper raised a glass to herself, and then took a sip, Fang Yi's eyes lit up, and he said that there was a play.
With the cup in his hand, he walked in the direction of the sister paper and sat down across from her.
"Beauty, why are you drinking alone?"
Fang Yi sat opposite her, a gentle smile on his face, and asked.
The short-haired girl Paper Fei gave him a roll of his eyes and ignored him.
was hit again, but Fang Yi was not discouraged at all, chasing women, three elements, bold and careful, thick-skinned.
Taking a sip of beer to himself, Fang Yi was carefully observing the short-haired girl's paper, the skeleton was not big, but the flesh and bones were well-proportioned, the two meatloafs on the chest contained a lot of gold, and they were also long-legged and thin-waisted, with a short skirt on the back, and the beautiful legs wrapped in flesh-colored stockings made him want to move.
Her skin is nice and white, and her lines are quite round, especially her nose, which is a little taller than ordinary people.
Seeing this, Fang Yi already had a rough guess.
"Beauty, I guess you must be half-blood, right? And ......"
And after that, Fang Yi sold a pass.
Sure enough, the short-haired beauty became interested, took a sip of wine, and asked with interest, "How can you tell that I am of mixed race?" “
"Sure enough!" Fang Yi must be in his heart, and he is more sure in his heart; "And your mixed race is definitely not inherited from your parents, but your grandparents or grandparents?" ”
At this moment, the surprise on the short-haired beauty's face became even stronger, and it was obvious that Fang Yi had guessed correctly again.
"Oh? So what else do you see? ”
Obviously, he had already mentioned the curiosity of the beauty, Fang Yi did not hide his selfishness, and continued: "I can also see that your grandmother or grandmother should be Russian, and you have Russian blood. ”
If she was still a little interested just now, then now the short-haired beauty was really aroused by Fang Yi's curiosity.
And curiosity can kill cats!
Seeing the short-haired beauty staring at her with curious eyes, Fang Yi shook the wine glass in his hand, raised his glass and said, "Cheers." “
"Cheers!"
The two finished drinking, and the short-haired beauty added another cup to Fang Yi.
Taking a deep look at the short-haired beauty, Fang Yi continued: "Don't you think your facial features are more three-dimensional? And your nose is generally tall and straight, with the style of a Russian beauty. “
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Fang Yi unleashed his incorruptible tongue, chatted with the short-haired beauty very wholeheartedly, and from time to time he would introduce a few unexpected and not excessively explicit humors, making the short-haired face slightly red.
The two chatted and drank at the same time, in a happy state, like old friends for many years, time gradually passed, the wine ordered by the short-haired girl had been drunk, Fang Yi took the wine he ordered again, and took advantage of this opportunity to change his position and sat next to the short-haired girl from the opposite side.
The atmosphere gradually became warmer, and the two of them also played games such as guessing the dice, little bees, etc., and by the time the wine ordered by Fang Yi was drunk, the state of the two was almost the same.
"No, a little too much to drink?"
The short-haired beauty touched her head, shook it and stood up and said.
"Shall we go out and blow the wind then?"
Pulling the short-haired beauty, the short-haired beauty's footsteps were a little erratic, half of her body was hanging on Fang Yi's body, and her mouth let out a soft snort of 'mmmmmmmmmmmm
Holding the short-haired girl's waist and putting her left hand on her neck, the two walked out of the bar together, and walked slowly along the road, the breeze blowing, and the strength of the two of them was blown away.
Looking at the neon lights on both sides of the road, Fang Yi approached the ear of the short-haired beauty and blew softly, "Let's go in and take a rest, shall we?" ”
The short-haired beauty squinted at him: "After drinking so much, can you still do it?" ”
is so provocative, how can you endure it as an old driver?
"Okay? I'll let you know how good I am in a moment! ”
Fang Yi hugged his sister paper and turned around and entered the hotel directly, and then under the strange eyes of the front desk, he opened the room, took the card, and entered the room.
Swiped the card to enter the door, closed the door, picked up the sister paper, and threw it the bed, the sister paper let out a vague slight snort in pain, and then felt that the body was heavy, and Fang Yi had already pressed on it.
Deep kisses, strokes!
Under the white light, the slender legs under the stockings of the short-haired beauty were even more tempting, Fang Yi followed the long legs all the way up, and then tore the stockings slightly roughly, and then leaned up.
In the fierce battle, neither Fang Yi nor the short-haired beauty noticed that there was a black card and a pair of glasses on the bedside table at some point.