Chapter 11: Provocation
When Qin Xiaoming was snickering, Zhang Shun Wusong and his party of ten people dressed up like dogs, squeezed into the bus, and came to Chongwen District. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
A group of two-pole people walked blindly and bumped into each other, and accidentally saw a long-legged girl.
My God, this woman is also taller, and she is a line taller than the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi.
In the description of the Water Margin, Yang Zhi is also seven feet five or six.
Historians have debated the ratio of ancient length to modern length, some say that according to the ratio of the Han Dynasty, one foot is equal to twenty-two centimeters; Some say that according to the ratio of the Song Dynasty, one foot is equal to thirty-one centimeters.
If it is really calculated according to one foot and twenty-two centimeters, the height of the famous comrade Dalang is less than five feet, and when converted, it is less than one meter one. If it is calculated according to 31 centimeters, it is almost 1.45 meters, but it is not 3 inches.
Qin Xiaoming has always been skeptical of this kind of historiography, and when he saw all the heroes with his own eyes, coupled with the necessary data to buy clothes and pants, he stood on a stool and measured Lu Zhishen's height.
Good guy, this fat monk is two meters tall, six centimeters lower than NBA star O'Neal, but he has big shoulders and a round waist, and is much burlier than O'Neal.
It seems that the ratio of ancient and modern lengths in the Water Margin should be one foot equal to twenty-six centimeters. Qin Xiaoming tried it on a few other buddies again, and the data was roughly consistent.
Yang Zhi is seven feet five or six tall, almost one meter ninety-five. The long-legged girl in front of her is almost 1.98 meters. Liangshan's group of two-pole men have never seen such a tall woman, not only with a slender waist, but also with fair skin, with a heroic spirit in the quiet, a dry of singles salivating, and followed the other party into the Beijing Gymnasium.
There were a lot of people in the gymnasium, and the long-legged woman did not squint and went straight into the volleyball hall.
This group of two-pole people didn't know how to buy tickets or anything, so they followed each other to the door of the volleyball branch and were mercilessly stopped by the barrier.
"What a handsome little lady, that height, that figure, tsk!" Shi Jin pushed the gate lever, and at a glance at the unkind eyes of the nearby security guards, he didn't dare to make a mistake. sighed, and said abruptly: "It's a pity that I didn't see the face, it's a pity." ”
"Well, the little lady is gone. Let's change places! Hua Rong's eyes widened suddenly: "My mother, look, there is a group of golden retriever little ladies, everyone, look, golden retrievers, it is really rare, and they are all dressed so little, haha, it is worth the trip today." ”
As he spoke, the eyes of a group of people had long been straightened.
Shi Qian grinned, "The hair on the top is golden, and I don't know what color the hair on the bottom is." Then I saw a group of foreign beauties in bikinis laughing and approaching. Behind the beauties, there are seven or eight men in swimming trunks, which should be the swimming team of a certain country. However, in Liangshan, the heroes have their own shielding system, and the line of sight directly shields this group of male team members.
The blonde beauty has a hot body, and her breasts and buttocks exude extreme temptation. These foreign women are quite open, looking at the naked mating information in the pupils of the Liangshan turtles, they are smiling one by one, and their eyes are swishing wildly.
So, this pile of dried firewood that had been dry for a long time on Liangshan burned up, catalyzed by hormones, the blood pressure in the body soared instantly, and a column of red blood rushed out of the nasal cavity, a group of fifteen people, thirty nosebleeds, spectacular.
Seeing everyone's pig brother-like expressions, some people expressed strong dissatisfaction. The three broad-shouldered and long-armed, shaking their heads and approaching the crowd, approached the Liangshan and whispered a good bird song.
"What are you talking about?" Wu Song's strange eyes rolled, "He looks like Huangfuduan, maybe it's the same sect." It's a pity that the emperor settled down with that kid, otherwise, he would have been able to translate it for us. ”
"That's it, this grandson doesn't know what to say." Zhang Shun rolled his eyes: "The way you dance is really annoying, Erlang, do you want to beat him?" ”
What is Ya Ting, the Water Margin hero actually doesn't understand. However, as long as you take the bus and subway, you will learn it.
"No way!" Wu Song shook his head, "The leader has asked us many times not to cause trouble. Just wait for Mr. Gongsun to figure out how to return to the cottage, and everyone will have to do the right thing for heaven. Wu thought that if I waited for Ying Tianxing, if I wanted to return to the Great Song Dynasty, I would inevitably have to land on the Tiangang Beidou Great Array. And don't act recklessly, if you break any brother in this other world, you can't arrange the Tiangang Beidou Great Array, and we will be lost here forever, wouldn't it be a big deal for my brother. ”
The heroes exchanged opinions, but they did not pay attention to the protesting foreign men in front of them. The indifferent eyes made the three protesting blonde men almost vomit blood in anger. One of them raised his eyebrows and pointed at the crowd, foaming at the mouth, looking extremely arrogant.
However, the people in Liangshan couldn't understand the bird language, and they still looked indifferent.
At this time, a Chinese man in a suit hurriedly came, and pointed at the Liangshan heroes from a distance and scolded: "Hey, I said, what are you doing?" Didn't know if this was a foreign VIP from Australia? Hurry up and get out of the way, don't get in the way of the VIP! After finishing speaking, this person muttered and exchanged ideas with the three blonde men, and the three of them quieted down, looking at the heroes of Liangshan, showing a look of disdain.
"What bullshit foreign VIPs, grandson, and then point at Dong Ye to speak, be careful to pierce you with a hole!" Dong Ping is also irritable, and when he saw the other party's flattering expression, the anger in his heart burned.
"Bullshit foreign VIPs?" The Chinese man straightened his waist and sneered: "Do you know what these people are from?" Saying it won't scare you to death! Boy, if you are not inferior again, the prison food in the bureau is waiting for you to eat. ”
"Boy, it's not right for you to talk like that!" The good men of Zhongliangshan did not say anything, and a middle-aged uncle near the left walked out, pointing at the Chinese interpreter and said angrily: "In front of everyone's eyes, foreigners are scolding the Chinese, and the words are vicious and outrageous, and I haven't seen you protest anything." On the contrary, he belittled his compatriots, saying that the madhouse was not closed and ran out of neurosis, and then used the face of foreigners to fake the tiger's power. Boy, this is our Chinese land, you grovel like this, our Chinese face has made you lose everything! ”
Listening to the words of the middle-aged uncle, a group of second-pole people in Liangshan finally understood what the three blonde men were saying, and dared to insult themselves. I can't say that they all stared at each other, and the sleeves of the high-imitation sportswear were rolled up high, revealing muscular knotted arms, waiting to teach each other a lesson.