"What's going on? Lamar Odom actually hit a three-pointer? Isn't he distracted anymore? After the goal, he also yelled that no one can snatch his wife? Tsk, could it be that Lee is going to snatch his wife? Kenny Smith, the TNT commentator, was surprised and couldn't believe his eyes at what was happening. 【】

"Lamar Odom is definitely not distracted now, but it's debatable whether Lee will rob his wife. After all, his wife really doesn't have anything to snatch from Lee, and I really can't imagine that Lee, who has a lot of big stars such as Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox, would appreciate a woman who looks as plump as a suckling pig. Veteran Fish Honey Reginmiller said, his expression was quite calm, because he would not believe the news that Li Guanyu would snatch Lamar Odom's wife.

"This time, I think Reggie is right. No matter how perverted Lee is and how heavy his taste is, he will not be interested in Lamar Odorum's one. In fact, the Kim Kardashian he fucked was a million times better than Lamar Odom's - that was a busty woman with a butt that could play Texas Hold'em. Charles Barkley said disapprerovingly, and after a pause, he gave another conjecture: "Maybe Montaelis wants to snatch his wife, but it's not necessarily, after all, thin people generally like to challenge fat." ”

"............" Kenny Smith was silent.

Reggie Miller ............was equally silent, and they were completely succumbed to Mr. Charles Barkley's perverted logical thinking ability.

At the same time, Li Guanyu came to the front court with the ball. It wasn't Derek Fisher who was waiting for him, let alone Kobe Bryant, but the angry Lamar Odom.

Is this guy sick?

Li Guanyu muttered softly and quickly greeted him. He's not afraid of any opponent, even if he's insane.

Seeing this, Lamar Odom immediately stepped forward quickly, without fear...... Poof! In an instant, the two collided violently twice, and immediately Li Guanyu's body trembled, and he took two steps back to stabilize his body - Lamar Odom is an inside player after all, and Li Guanyu's current physical condition is far from the best state he can play, after all, he hasn't had a reunion with Xue Xue once this month.

After stabilizing his body, Li Guanyu immediately changed his breakthrough strategy - no longer breaking hard, but playing a weird crossover in front of Lamar Odom, in the face of Li Guanyu's unpredictable crossover, Lamar Odom can only be dazzled no matter how serious he is, and he can't find any clues.

And just before Lamar Odom completely lost his judgment under Li Guanyu's weird slapping rhythm, Stephen Curry used Biedlings to cover and ran out of an absolute vacant position, and Li Guanyu quickly passed the ball over when he saw this.

Stephen Curry hits the shot.

But there were some sighs of disappointment in the stadium - they thought that Li Guanyu would completely collapse Lamar Odom as usual, and then score the world's jaw-dropping goal. However, Li Guanyu chose to pass. It's hard to describe the disappointment of being disappointed after the strong expectation.

Li Guanyu pretended not to hear this sigh, what he wanted tonight was victory - if Li Guanyu still played according to the previous way of playing, it is estimated that it would be difficult to achieve this goal, after all, tonight's opponent is the Lakers, the defending champion.

"Are you scared?"

When Li Guanyu ran back, Lamar Odom's voice pierced his ears hard, making Li Guanyu unavoidable.

"Scared?" Li Guanyu tilted his head, glanced at Lamar Odom slightly, shrugged his shoulders, and said very calmly: "I'm sorry, but the word 'scared' has never been in my dictionary. ”

"So why are you passing the ball? Mean and ugly contender, you simply don't have the guts to one-on-one with me. Yes, you can't snatch my wife at all, because you're a coward from beginning to end! Lamar Odom spewed trash talk at Li Guanyu as if he had lost his mind.

"Huh? Do you deserve to be one-on-one with me? Li Guanyu still sneered and said, "Also, you don't know your wife at all?" ”

Li Guanyu's previous sentence made Lamar Odom extremely angry, and he thought that Li Guanyu was completely insulting his dignity. And the latter sentence made him angry - you don't know my wife and still want to rob her? Damn, you didn't take me seriously at all? Do you really think that being charismatic can deprive others of their happiness?

When neuropathy falls into madness, it generally doesn't do any analysis. Lamar Odom is certainly no exception, and his only feeling now is to completely destroy the malicious contender Li Guanyu.

As for Li Guanyu, he didn't know what happened to Lamar Odom from beginning to end, he knew that what was in front of him was an inexplicable neurosis. Or an inferiority complex - always afraid that others will snatch what he has so hard to get, even if it is a piece of shit to others.

Lamar Odom took a step beyond the three-point line with hatred and immediately shouted at Derrick Fisher - give me the damn ball and let me deal with this arrogant and despicable contender.

Li Guanyu is a human, not a Buddha. When Lamar Odom repeatedly provoked himself with words he didn't understand, he finally glared at him viciously, and then warned: "Psycho, if you're going crazy, don't target me." Otherwise, I will tell you what it means to be a 'clear offender of fish watching, although far away, he will be punished'. ”

Lamar Odom didn't answer, but after receiving the basketball, he made a naked provocation to Li Guanyu with his fingers - holding the ball in his left hand, stretching out his index finger and middle finger with his right hand and hooking Li Guanyu lightly twice - come here, there is a kind of you to defend me.

Before Li Guanyu could answer, the fans in the audience had already spoken for him - super-lee! Beat him up! Beat him up! super-lee！

When people provoke to this extent, what reason does Li Guanyu have to avoid it? He could only step forward to meet the enemy and use his strength to tell him that Li Guanyu's dignity could not be provoked.

So, Li Guanyu strode forward and stopped a step in front of Lamar Odom. His hands kept wandering at Lamar Odom's side, and he was mentally prepared to steal as soon as Lamar Odom put the ball down.

At this time, Lamar Odom's next behavior surprised Li Guanyu and even more surprised fans around the world. He actually pulled it out, and the basketball was still in the back of his head - he didn't even make any prep shots.

This action left Li Guanyu completely confused, so when Lamar Odom threw the basketball out, he jumped to try to block. But it's a pity that because the height and arm span do not have half an advantage, and the opportunity is not seized, so the fingertips don't even feel the wind of basketball whistling.

After the basketball left the starting point in a strange shooting position, it actually drew an unusually perfect arc in mid-air, and waited for a long time with bated breath...... Swish!

The basketball actually penetrated the Nets impartially.

Drip!

Amid the sighs of the audience, Li Guanyu asked for a timeout, and he felt that he had to change his strategy now, after all, Lamar Odom's current change forced him to do so.

"What? Scared? Gray request paused? And then shrunk your head on the bench like a turtle? Lamar Odom said arrogantly to Li Guanyu: "Hmph, get acquainted, immediately dispel the idea of seducing my wife, otherwise I won't be able to spare you." ”

Li Guanyu didn't want to pay attention to it, but Lamar Odom mentioned his baby wife again and again, and Li Guanyu finally couldn't help but say: "Originally, I didn't mean anything to your wife, but now I finally consider seeing your wife." ”

"You are hateful............" When Lamar Odom heard this, he was immediately angry and didn't know how to say anything, pointed his finger at Li Guanyu and trembled in the air for a long time, and finally said: "I can't spare you." ”

"I'm sorry!" Li Guanyu smiled slightly, full of gentlemanly demeanor, and said: "This sentence should be what I said to you, well, I mean, I will use 100% of my energy to deal with you later." So... Please be prepared. ”

After speaking, Li Guanyu turned around in a chic manner and walked quickly to the bench. Leaving Lamar Odom to look at Li Guanyu's back in a daze - what's going on? Why is he more dashing than me? Didn't I have the upper hand just now?

Lamar Odom doesn't understand why he has the upper hand on the scene and still has to fall behind in momentum, no way, who calls him not as confident as Li Guanyu? Confidence, like foundation, cannot be cultivated overnight. It's a mysterious thing, but it's actually simple - that is, someone else holds a gun to your head, and you dare to point your nose and scold '-you-mom'.

Back on the bench, the first thing Li Guanyu did was to say to Nelson Sr.: "We should replace Anthony Moro and replace Monta." Now I need a guy who can get Kobe Bryant out so I can focus on Lamar Odom. ”

"Good!" Old Nelson nodded without hesitation and agreed, now his ideal is to be a head coach who is deaf to the court and only takes a dead salary, and this can also cultivate Li Guanyu's tactical awareness, why not?

Seeing that old Nelson nodded, Li Guanyu hurriedly called Anthony Morrow over and said, "Later, you will come on the court to replace Monta, your task is to keep running, constantly stretch Kobe Bryant's defensive attraction away, and strive to create offensive space for me." Got it? ”

"Understood!" Anthony Moro nodded heavily, he believed in Li Guanyu - he had long been impressed by Li Guanyu, and he had enjoyed a more comfortable pass in his life than Li Guanyu's pass.

"Okay, now let Don draw a tactic for us." Li Guanyu pushed old Nelson into the crowd and said. When the elder Nelson heard Li Guanyu say this, he was really obedient, picked up the tactical board and drew it carefully, explaining while drawing - these explanations were not so much for other players as to let Li Guanyu understand more tactical details. Although Li Guanyu is very clear and talented about the direction of tactics, he still lacks experience in details after all, and he will naturally benefit a lot from having a tactician like Nelson Sr.

At the same time, the TNT trio is nagging again.

"What is Ramal Odom inspired by? He actually dared to pull it out directly outside the three-point line? And the posture is still so weird, and the shot is so resolute? Does he know that he must enter? Isn't he afraid that Kobe Bryant will scold him for acting on his behalf? "Kenny Smith still has a lot of problems.

"Lamar Odom is terrible when he gets decisive and stays more than 80 percent focused. Because he is an all-powerful and all-powerful player, so to speak, a swingman of the whole court. Defending him is harder than a brain teaser, because you don't know how he's going to hit you – the center way? The power forward way? Small forward way? Scoring guard way? How to point guard? He'll do all of that! "Senior Yumi, Reggie Miller, rarely praised the players except Li Guanyu.

"Could it be that the hatred of taking a wife inspires the small universe to explode? Ay... Love is indeed the most motivating thing in this universe! Charles Barkley sighed very seriously, as if he had similar feelings - Charles Barkley will also have love? Well, it's estimated that 80 percent of the fans who know him will say - Nima, labor and management don't believe in love anymore.

Drip!

The whistle blew and the game restarted — the Lakers were still the same lineup, and the Warriors had only replaced Monta Ellis with Anthony Morrow.

"Man, are you ready? Next up will be your roller coaster moment. I'll do my best to expose your painful teeth, well, in a basketball way. "Li Guanyu made his attitude clear to Lamar Odom as soon as he came on the field - yes, I'm going for you next.

"When I'm serious, you don't stand any chance. It's like you're never going to be taller than me in your life. Lamar Odom sneered, he now hates Li Guanyu to the core, where will he bow his head under Li Guanyu's trash talk?

"It's a pity that your height is inversely proportional to your genitals, that's why you're so worried about your wife being hooked up, right? Because you don't trust your wife at all, or you don't believe in your wife's attachment to your genitals at all - because you can't satisfy him at all. If I'm not mistaken, your way of making love is like a toothpick in a water tank and stirring it, right? Li Guanyu's mouth opened a yellow cavity, which was not inferior to Charles Barkley's, and even sharper.

"Humph!" Lamar Odom raised his nostrils, and while he did think that his wife's was a little loose relative to his genitals, he wouldn't say it. I saw him stiffen his throat and say stiffly: "Mine won't be smaller than you, poor Chinese worm." ”

"Then why don't you let your wife try? I'm sure he'll have no appetite for your genitals after tasting my. Li Guanyu laughed lightly, although Li Guanyu would not kill Lamar Odom's wife, but what he said was indeed the thing, after all, his slinger was attacked with a soul, and it would force the 'host' to forcibly surrender. (Host = host who provides slingering accommodation.) ）

“……………… Hum! Lamar Odom was silent for a moment, snorted angrily, and said no more—for he felt less and less of a match in language.

By this time, both men had already reached a step beyond the three-point line. Stephen Curry, meanwhile, dribbled the ball to the front court with Derrick Fisher's full-court lead.

"Give me the ball!" Li Guanyu shouted, quickly took a step back and took the basketball.

After Li Guanyu took the basketball, Lamar Odom immediately opened his arms and quickly pasted it. For Lamar Odom's personal interference, Li Guanyu was not moved at all, but maintained a unique rhythm and constantly crossover.

Seeing Li Guanyu like this, Lamar Odom didn't dare to be too close. Although he was almost insane, Li Guanyu's suffocating and terrifying images still had some remnants in his mind - he didn't want to be one of those poor creatures that had been beaten, so he could only leave a glimmer of room in defense, not only for Li Guanyu but also for himself.

As a result, offense and defense fall into a delicate dynamic balance.

Suddenly... Yikes!

The basketball suddenly slammed into front of Lamar Odom's left foot at an eerie angle...... Fast and urgent!

Syllable! The basketball landed less than a centimeter in front of the shoe, and by this time Lamar Odom had taken a quick step back. Before he could gain a firm footing, the basketball was slammed into his right shoe by Li Guanyu's right palm...... Syllable!

When the basketball landed in the intended place, Lamar Odom took another step back in embarrassment - looking like a wild dog being chased.

When the fans saw this funny scene, the stadium was filled with singing and laughter - the fans had never seen such a hilarious dribble breakthrough picture.

When Lamar Odom heard the laughter, he gritted his teeth and decided not to dodge anymore - I haven't lost yet, and I don't have to retreat like a loser.

At the same time, the basketball once again galloped in a sharp arc towards his left foot, by which point he was fully seated and hung his long arm down for a steal.

However, where can Li Guanyu's basketball be so simple, just when he thinks that the basketball will not fly away like a boiled hot dog, the basketball in high-speed operation is in disguise, and it rushes into his crotch with a weird amplitude to the extreme...... Syllable!

The basketball scurried through Lamar Odom's determined crotch, and the gear was perfectly interpreted with such ease and simplicity.

At the same time as the basketball passed by, Li Guanyu suddenly turned around and completely shook Lamar Odom, who held the belief of 'insisting on Qingshan and not relaxing'. Wait until Li Guanyu receives the basketball, and quickly jumps and shoots. Lamar Odom turned around.

At this point, his turn is not like defense, but more like a moment of silence for the basketball that is about to enter the net!

Swish!

There is no doubt that this is a fairy music for the fans in the stadium, and for Lamar Odom, it is a tragic mourning.

"There's no doubt you can't defend me. yes, I mean, you're no match for me at all. Li Guanyu turned around and said such indifferent words as if the death sentence was pronounced in the face of Lamar Odom, who was obviously a little sluggish.

"............" Lamar Odom was a little silent, and soon he gave a counterattack: "Hmph, you can't defend me!" ”

This counterattack has no confidence, because Lamar Odom's demand for himself has changed from 'exploding' to 'mutual exploding'. The difference between one word has long been two different realms.

"Really?" Li Guanyu smiled slightly and said, "Why are you still naïve?" ”

"Humph!" Lamar Odom quickly wiped his body and left a hard sentence: "We'll see." ”

"Then make you completely desperate!" Li Guanyu muttered with a smile in his mouth and hurried to meet him - since he is not completely convinced, then continue to torture and continue to wreak havoc!

As soon as he returned to the half-time three-point line, Lamar Odom reached out to Derrick Fisher for the ball. Regarding Lamar Odom's ball move, Li Guanyu was completely undefended. In his own words, it's - my defense against you starts when you receive the ball, and I don't want to bully the naïve you.

When Lamar Odom took the ball and raised it above his head, Li immediately bent down and put all the defensive focus on the bottom three. Ignoring Lamar Odom's three-pointer before the timeout.

"Lamar, I promise you'll never score the same goals again. Yes, don't you see that I don't defend? Because you can't pitch at all! Although Li Guanyu didn't defend the upper half, his mouth was not forgiving at all.

Regarding Li Guanyu's words, Lamar Odom wanted not to listen to them. But... God did not cancel his ability to hear. So he was in pain, although he wanted to keep throwing the ball like the last time, and at the same time, he knew that the luck component of the last time was very high, and this time it might not be able to replicate the success.

So, he struggled. Yes, he struggled with it for a long time. Finally, finally, finally, he still chose the idea of forcibly breaking through - he felt that his body had a great advantage, and it was not a problem to bully Li Guanyu, who was only six feet three.

However, he overlooked a problem. That is, when he is ready to break through, his height will become a disadvantage, because the basketball always has to hit the ground, and Li Guanyu has a lot more center of gravity than him, and more importantly, he has been planning for a long, long time, waiting for the moment when he puts the basketball down.

(To be continued)