Chapter 584: The Black Fungus Sent by Bai Quanmei
Shenjiang City, the first day of the Lunar New Year.
At the door of a luxury department store, two beautiful women wearing sunglasses, scarves, and tight winter pants showing the perfect curves of their legs went out with large bags and small bags, and walked slowly to the parking lot for a luxury sports car.
The two casually threw their bags to the back seat of the sports car, got into the car listlessly, closed the door weakly, and the engine sounded, but it didn't start.
The tall short-haired beauty holding the steering wheel sighed: "Hey, it's so boring, where are you going?" ”
The short, long-haired beauty in the second seat said worriedly: "This, let's not go to New Year's greetings, can't we come out and play by ourselves?" ”
The tall beauty said indifferently: "What does it matter, the eldest sister is worshipping." ”
The short man sighed: "Hey, I can't go online for two days in a row, it's so painful!" ”
The two sat speechless. That's right, these two people are Yuehua Wheel and Rainbow Nana.
Sitting for a while, Yuehualun sighed faintly: "It's like a lost soul, shouldn't you go for electrotherapy?" ”
Rainbow Nana had an idea, and smiled evilly: "By the way, isn't that person in this city?" Let's scare him! ”
Yuehua squinted: "Can you be more boring?" "As soon as you step on the accelerator, the sports car is gone......
The vigorous Chinese New Year's Eve is spent in boring surfing the Internet. In fact, all kinds of gossip on the Internet are not boring, such as the top 100 gods and demons voted by players.
The first place is, of course, the three sisters of the Frost Snow Family, who are both powerful and beautiful, and then there is the eternal starlight that suddenly came out of nowhere yesterday after being silent for a long time, and the dark blue directly rushed to the second place, in short, they are all the bosses of all guilds. , there is an angry sea and waves ranked 34th! It's not fair! And that Karen, it's not anything, it's actually 15! Hype, hype! There is also the Blood Night Star Cat ranked 69th, shit, a cat that is not a hooligan is not a good cat, this ranking is not scientific!
Then there is the list of gods and demons, and Dali suddenly found that he was actually on the list, ranking 57th! Wow, haha, it's gold that always shines, doesn't it? As for the reason for being on the list...... Nima's, do you need to talk about that? The traverser is awesome and does not explain! They mortals know a yarn! Cut!
I'm bored, go out and take a walk......
A commissary at the entrance of a residential community. The old man of the canteen who was teasing Rainbow Nana was overjoyed: "This girl, it's too polite." ”
Rainbow Nana smiled: "It's the New Year, this is how it should be." ”
In a residential building, a man with unkempt hair, scragged beard, and low spirits appeared with a haggard and overindulgent character.
Yuehualun and Rainbow Nana couldn't help but be stunned, and then got into the car and said to the old man: "Old man, goodbye!"
"Eh, goodbye girl!"
The sports car reversed and disappeared with a bang.
At this time, the rainbow Nana in the carriage laughed: "Who is this, what kind of virtue is this!" ”
Yuehualun smiled: "Don't alarm him, see what he is doing!" As he spoke, he opened his notebook, and a series of instructions went down, and an alley appeared on the computer screen, and the languishing man just passed by on the screen.
"-Stop!" Rainbow Nana shouted!
The melancholy eyes of a certain man, the embarrassed scumbag, and the not-so-resolute side face are fixed on the picture.
Rainbow Nana asked in surprise, "Isn't this person familiar?" ”
Yuehualun frowned: "Speaking of which, it seems that I have seen it somewhere!" ”
Rainbow Nana hurriedly said: "It's not like, it's just seen!" Isn't it the disgusting man we met last time we went to eat barbecue and grabbed a position! So decadent and disgusting people are like cockroaches, and once they see it, they can't forget it! ”
Yuehualun was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Good boy, it turns out that he has already recognized us!" No wonder so obedient! ”
Rainbow Nana gritted her teeth: "I guess I also took the opportunity to get close to my sister and wanted to do something!" ”
Yuehualun snorted coldly: "Well, I obviously fell in love with Sister Nana's ass ditch and wanted to kneel and lick it!" ”
Rainbow Nana slammed Yuehualun's shoulder and said shyly: "Sister Xiaoyue, you are so disgusting, you really ate raw oysters as a soldier!" ”
Yuehualun laughed: "Yo yo, does your smell there be so strong?" ”
Rainbow Nana was very angry: "I'm talking nonsense, I'll give him the underwear you haven't washed for three days!" ”
Yuehualun was taken aback: "You haven't washed for three days!" ”
After laughing for a while, a not-so-majestic figure on the screen entered a large restaurant. A waiter stepped forward and asked, "Sir, Happy New Year!" How many are you? ”
"Hahaha, one! Bring all your signature dishes and set them on the table! ”……
Rainbow Nana was disdainful for a while: "Dirt buns! ”
Yuehualun smiled: "It's embarrassing to eat alone?" By the way, it seems that Xiaoice's guild has three new beauties who are also from the city, sending them to tease him. ”
Rainbow Nana was surprised: "Which three?" ”
Yue Hualun sneered: "It's the three bosses of the former xx company that was just acquired." ”
Rainbow Nana was surprised: "Won't it? How did Xiaoice bring in these three rotten goods? ”
Yuehualun sighed: "People are admitted to the guild based on their skills in the game, and they have nothing to say." Before we could check on them, they took the initiative to commit suicide, as if they were afraid that others would not know that they were locals. ”
Rainbow Nana snorted coldly: "It's shameless, these three rotten goods who originally had such a big leak in XX Company will also go to jail!" It's okay, then call them out to play, dare to be disobedient, then let them stay where they should! ”
Yuehualun smiled coldly and dialed the mobile phone: "Hey, yes, arrange for the three of them to go to the Marriott Restaurant on Chunxi Road to accompany a guest, and they must accompany them!" But don't alarm the guest! Must arrive in 10 minutes! ”
Rainbow Nana ate and smiled: "Hey, how about arranging a festival with black fungus on your knees?" ”
Yuehualun squinted his eyes and said, "Please take care of the feelings of the guild elders when they eat!" ”
Rainbow Nana cut out: "Look at other people's masturbation, people are just that bite!" Then he smiled and said, "By the way, does my sister have the phone number of the boss?" Let him arrange a live broadcast ............
Vigorously sat down leisurely in a private room, and a group of waiters served tea and snacks, turned on the air conditioner and turned on the TV.
After a while, a waiter came in and bowed and saluted: "I'm very sorry, sir, there is a problem with the fire boiler in this private room, and it will be replaced soon, so can you please move to the next room?" ”
Energetically, he said, "No problem." ”
Changing rooms, sitting down, Dali suddenly found that there were a lot of snacks on the table in this room, and couldn't help but be stunned: "This is?" ”
The waitress smiled: "I'm very sorry for the inconvenience caused to Mr., so these are extra gifts, I wish Mr. a happy Spring Festival!" ”
Dali laughed: "Good! Brother ate that year! Then he took out a few hundred-yuan bills: "It's fortunate that everyone doesn't go home for the New Year, these are my red envelopes, put them away!" ”
"This, sir, we can't take it!"
"! It's the New Year, and the red envelopes sent to the door dare to be pushed out, which is called the God of Wealth! ”
The female server had to respectfully accept it: "Then thank you, sir......"
Laughed vigorously, and then said with a lewd face: "How old are you this year?" ”
"20 years old......"
"Where is my hometown?" ……
At this time, the moon wheel and rainbow Nana in the carriage laughed: "Interesting! It's more interesting than watching the actor act! Hahahaha! ”
On the screen, one dish after another was served, and a certain soil bun sandwiched a chopstick in the east and a chopstick in the west, laughing: "Brother wants to be drunk today!" ”
Yuehualun looked at his watch and frowned: "Why can't you come yet?!" ”
Rainbow Nana snorted coldly, "It seems that they don't have any sense of urgency at all." ”……
Just as he was drinking and eating alone, the waiter who gave the red envelope came in again: "Sir, there are three friends who are coming to you......"
was stunned, and three panting women suddenly rushed in at the door and said with a smile on their faces: "Oh, why are you eating here alone for the New Year's boss?" ”
The two immediately sat down on the left and right: "Come, let's accompany the boss to have a drink!" ”
The third person said to the waiter: "It's none of your business now, let's get out!" ”
What is this? Dali was stunned on the spot!
The moon wheel in the carriage hammered the cushion: "Dead stupid!" Doesn't this tell him that someone is directing it! ”
Rainbow Nana was really interested and laughed: "What's the matter, just his cheap appearance, where does he care so much if he loses his soul when he sees a woman?" ”
Yuehualun smiled: "Okay, let's see what happens when a lonely man and three women are in the same room?"
Rainbow Nana exclaimed, "Huh! As if they knew each other! ”
That's right! Everybody knows it! It is the second mother, the third little honey, and the three fungus! The banquet suddenly became embarrassing!
Dali was shocked: "It's you, why are you here?" "Damn, they don't know I'm the powerhouse in the game, right?
The second grandmother smiled dryly: "It turned out to be Xiaoding, this, I haven't seen you for a year and you're still so handsome!" ”
A strong chin fell to the ground on the spot! Looks like they don't know?
Xiaomi said with a smile; "Originally, we were here to greet a customer, but it seems that the customer is gone."
Xiao San smiled: "Maybe people are in a hurry to go back for the New Year, right?" If you're not there, you're not here, so let's do it, we're all here, we haven't eaten yet, so let's just have a drink with Xiaoding! ”
The three of them smiled and said: "That's it, everyone is a colleague, in such a big city, it is fate to be able to meet each other by mistake, come, I wish Mr. Ding a happy Spring Festival, and the three of us will do it first!" "After speaking, I raised my neck and drank it all!
Vigorously completely wooden! You're a hairy customer! You're obviously playing games every day, right? Could it be that they have taken part-time jobs outside again? Oh, I'm afraid so, this room has just been replaced, maybe there's a customer.
At this time, the three of them smiled at the bottom of the cup, and then continued to pour it: "Then let's give Mr. Ding another cup, and wish Mr. Ding all the best in the New Year, and the wealth is rolling!" "Drink it all again.
The three of them didn't wait to express vigorously, and poured themselves full: "The third cup, I wish Mr. Ding good health and a happy family!" "It's all over again.
No way? Three glasses in a row, did you take the wrong medicine? Is it really a treatment for Columbia's customers? Hahaha, brother also has today? Okay, it doesn't matter what you're here for, brother won't be drunk today! Wowha! By the way, are there any activities after drinking? Well, if you want to sing Kara Circle K, what about after you finish singing? Hehe, could it be that? Dali was faintly excited, this is a beautiful thing that my brother envied and hated back then! Yes, drink! Women don't get drunk, men don't have a chance! Anyway, they don't care if they are black fungus, so my brother will drink them all down! And then wahahaha!
At this time, Yuehualun checked the computer information: "It turned out that it used to be a company's ......"
Rainbow Nana looked interested: "It's really useless, I was poured down before half a catty......"
Yuehualun dialed the phone again: "Very good, they did a good job, fortunately ......"
In short, such a Spring Festival, Dali spent a drunken dream smiling.
(To be continued)