There's an old saying, what's going on? The greatest sense of accomplishment in the world is to train a chaste martyr into a coquettish slut. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Although this sentence has little to do with Xu Feng's actions at this time, Xu Feng believes that the nature of the two things is basically the same.

Half a bottle of wine had already been dried up by Xu Feng, and Xiao Er had only drunk less than half a glass. Xu Feng shook his head, this newly adopted little brother was too gentle.

Xu Feng, who had already let go, simply took out some dried meat from the space and used it as a snack. These are all cooked by Xu Feng himself, just for his own leisure and drinking. If it was at the beginning, Xu Feng would never dare to take out this kind of food to stimulate Xiao Er, he was afraid that he would hook Xiao Er's appetite, and if he was excited, he would swallow himself too.

But at this moment, Xu Feng was already drunk, and his strong senses made Xu Feng already fluttering with just half a bottle of wine, and he couldn't be excited.

picked up a few pieces of jerky and threw them directly in front of Xiao Er, "Come on!" Brothers! What does it mean to drink dry, let me tell you, Lao Tzu has read in a book, and the best match with red wine is dried meat! This is what those nobles often order when they eat, and only then will they look tasteful! ”

In fact, when the aristocrats of the West drink red wine, they eat steak. The reason why Xu Feng made a bunch of jerky and put it in the system space knowing that it was because he was lazy, he could take it out at any time and eat it directly, without heating it up or anything.

One hour later, Xiao Er finally drank the glass of wine, its eyes had become a little foggy, and its little head was constantly shaking from side to side, as if it was drunk.

When Xu Feng saw this scene, he laughed, pointed at it, and sneered, "No! Brother, just half a glass of wine? That's too cowardly! I wanted to give this little brother a sample, only to find that the wine on the water had been drunk by myself.

"Ugh! Wait a minute, Lao Tzu still has it! Today, our brothers will not get drunk and will not return! Xu Feng opened the storage space and wanted to take another bottle out, but after turning it over for a long time, he found that his favorite wine was gone.

"Rub! What a disappointment! Xu Feng muttered, hey, this is, this is the liquor brought from Hangzhou!

No red wine, no white wine! When the wine comes up, you are not afraid of anything! Xu Feng directly took out two jars of liquor, slapped them on the water domineeringly, and then ripped off the wine seal on it, "Come on!" Little two, the eldest brother will give you a different taste, you are a blessing! Lao Tzu took out the tribute wine from the Huaguo Palace, he hasn't drunk it once, and today the two brothers will open it for them together******* Xu Feng was already about to talk nonsense at this time.

This is a competition between humans and beasts, and the final result is that Xu Feng is lying on the water on all fours and falling asleep, and Xiao Er, who is called a brother by Xu Feng, also droops his head on the edge of the big wine jar, unconscious.

……

When Xu Feng woke up, it was already a day later. Rubbing the stone head, which was still a little drowsy, opened his eyes dimly, looked at the place he was, and saw the colorful light curtain around him, Xu Feng finally woke up in an instant.

The first time he saw if his body was complete, he was relieved to find that he was not missing arms or legs. Isn't he a little too tiger, he was drunk in such a dangerous place, and if he was eaten by that little snake, he didn't know how he died.

Hey? Where did Xiao Er go? Only then did Xu Feng realize that there was nothing on the water except for two wine jars, a wine bottle and two wine glasses.

"I'm rubbing! said that everyone would be friends, and they abandoned me ruthlessly and unjustly? Xu Feng was a little panicked, not because he was reluctant to say goodbye to Xiao Er, but because he was worried that he would be trapped in this mysterious place.

Standing up, he smashed the aurora curtain twice, and found that this thing was really strong, harder than steel. I stomped my feet the surface of the water, and I couldn't dive. Xu Feng was dumbfounded all of a sudden.

"Oh no! Little two! My good brother, you can't just leave your big brother behind! Lao Tzu was so kind to you last night, he gave you wine to drink, and meat to eat, you have no conscience, and you abandoned me ruthlessly and unjustly? You come out for me! Xu Feng knocked on the light curtain vigorously, and called loudly to the little snake who was drunk with him last night.

"Whoosh!"

Xiao Er came back, and in Xu Feng's stunned eyes, he came in directly from behind the light curtain from between his hands.

"You~I~!" Xu Feng looked at Xiao Er, who was in the middle of the circle, the exclusive position that belonged to it, and then looked at the light curtain between his hands, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

That's impossible! Lao Tzu smashed it hundreds of times here, and he couldn't get by, how did it come over? Is there a mechanism? Xu Feng watched the matter and carefully groped for the place where Xiao Er passed through with both hands, and there was no sign of any mechanism at all.

After looking for a long time, Xu Feng finally gave up helplessly. Turning his head to look at Xiao Er, who pretended to be high like he did yesterday, he said, "Okay! Boy, big brother knows who you are, don't pretend, okay? Besides, we are brothers, so don't come to this with me. You see, we have eaten, drunk, and slept together, can we let the eldest brother go home? ”

Xiao Er still looked at Xu Feng motionlessly, maintaining a cold attitude.

Nima! Lao Tzu hates ungrateful guys the most! Hey~ Why do you want Lao Tzu to be trapped in such a place, why do you want to give Lao Tzu a snake that can't speak! The most important thing is that the snake is his cold-blooded animal, he should have thought of it a long time ago, and he wanted to bribe it with affection, and let himself go, it was so stupid that it was hopelessly stupid!

Xu Feng lay directly on the ground, looked at the giant big-footed girl above his head, and began to be in a daze. As for the snake, love it, not surprisingly, Comrade Xiao Er will always maintain a posture and guard him loyally.

"One, two, three......" Xu Feng had already counted the hairs on the giant's legs in boredom.

"Whoosh~" A black shadow was directly in Xu Feng's line of sight, and it went straight into the glacier above. Xu Feng sat up abruptly and found that Xiao Er had disappeared.

looked up and found Xiao Er's figure. It went straight into that world, oh my god! Is this little guy trying to open it? Xu Feng was taken aback.

Xiao Er is very flexible, and its purpose is exactly the giant that Xu Feng just counted the leg hair. A small, invisible black shadow struggled its way through the glacier. After a while, he disappeared from Xu Feng's sight.

"What is it going to do?" Xu Feng couldn't figure out why this snake wanted to go to that world, it was a graveyard for ancient creatures, not a good place to play.

"Boom!"

A tremor came, and Xu Feng found Xiao Er's figure again, uh, you can't call Xiao Er at this time, it should be called Big Er!

Xiao Er actually changed at the giant's feet, and at this moment, Xu Feng really saw how big Xiao Er's true body was. (To be continued.) )