Chapter 264: Don't laugh, I'm serious
Why did I just come here and hear someone calling themselves scumbag?
When I was facing the glass reflection of the second year of the middle school, Lucario coincidentally came out, and proudly took out his pocket watch to check the time, and smiled with satisfaction: It seems that I finally caught up at the last moment.
Putting the empty cup back on the table, I waved at Lucario as a greeting, and I didn't forget to say to him: "Heroes always have to be on the stage when the time is almost up, and in some ways it's quite tiring."
Isn't. Lucario didn't deny it, shrugged his shoulders and led Sharptooth Lori to sit down, and then looked left and right, but now the expected few people were not there: Why, Fino and Rogli didn't come today?
Anyway, it's just a matter of discussing the itinerary and passing it on when we get back. I pouted my lips indifferently, turned my head to look at Diana, and after confirming that she was still in a trance, I asked Lucario bluntly: I said brave, remember that your womanhood should be quite good, right?
Hmm, do you mean the number of my fiancées or the gaze of the opposite sex on the street? Lucario raised his eyebrows, seemingly confused by my general question: the former were emotionally engaged, while the latter were just passing by by and did not intersect more.
Referring to the former, of course, I remember you said before that you had a lot of fiancées, right?
Isn't that a matter of course? Lucario counted the backgrounds of his various fiancées in front of me: the marriage contract that the family had been married from the beginning, the agreement of childhood sweethearts, the princess who had a good impression of me in the palace but always put on a proud face, the daughter of the merchant in distress in the family, the elven archer who came to rescue the arrested clansmen but was caught by mistake and finally rescued by accident, and the genius female mage who knew me in the Brave Academy......
Stop, stop, you're not afraid to squeeze yourself out of this exaggerated amount? The number of such terrible harems can't help but make me sweat, I can't handle it with only four of them, it's a shame that Lucario can love this kind of process.
Lucario crooked his lips and asked, "So didn't I escape?"
Judging by what I know about you, and how you can get into trouble, I believe that every time you leave home and venture out, you will eventually return with another fiancée. Squinting at the sharp tooth Lori who was clinging to Lucario, the more sure I was of my own thoughts, I remember that this thing was not this attitude when I first saw it, although it was also Lucario's little tail, but at this time the sharp tooth Lori did not sit on Lucario's lap like before, but held the corner of Lucario's clothes with her small hand, and it looked a little shy.
Goo, this part is irrefutable, and when you think about it, it's really like that. Lucario had a critical look on his face, "Uhhh......h So you, what are you doing today...... Would you like to ask about this?
Don't pretend to be a dead person, according to the convention, if I don't ask you about it, you can live well, but if I really talk to you, it will often touch a large continuous mission, and damn it, it is very likely that you only said half of the words before you died, and the rest I have to go to a certain place to find such and such in order to get the next stage of information from him. I really didn't bother to cooperate with Lucario's decay, so I asked directly: I said that you have so many fiancées, won't your fiancées fight with each other?
Seeing me ask so seriously the question, a stiffness flashed across Lucario's face, and finally the stiffness gradually melted into a smile.
Xu Mo, I said you won't be the opposite sex in your own family, right? Lucario chuckled, then slammed his fist on the top of the coffee table, and even hit his head against the wall a few times exaggeratedly, and only then did he barely calm down: If the harem is not in line with the director, you are too talented.
Don't laugh, I'm strict. I bared my teeth and glared at Lucario: I was forced to marry last night, and this is the second time!
Lucario forced a smile and asked uncomfortably: Is it the same person or a different person for the first and second forced marriages?
…… Different one.
Hahaha, no, I can't stand it. Lucabio laughed again until he broke down, buried his face in his arm on the table, and gasped: Ha, ha, let me take a few breaths, hahaha, I said Xu Mo, you must have suddenly become popular recently, right?
How do you know?
Lucario raised his head and straightened his head with a five-paw comb: Let's put it this way, your current state of being a little panicked about the opposite sex is actually a level that every popular man will have, but this is only the initial symptom, and it comes from the lack of experience, so he doesn't know how to deal with the kindness of the opposite sex to him, and thus produces an avoidance mentality.
I opened my mouth to refute, but then I realized that my behavior was exactly the same as Lucario's words.
Anyway, before I became the Demon King, I was just an ordinary college student, with ordinary grades, good looks, and even my game skills were stuck in the average position.
The members of the harem are all beautiful women, but what makes me feel good is the system plug-in and plagiarism, so I inevitably have an inferiority complex every time I get late at night.
Well, it seems that I am not as free and easy as I expected.
So what happens after that? Regaining my mental strength, I began to listen carefully to what Lucario, a harem man, had to say, trying to find some comfort or direction for the future.
Two scenarios. Lucario stretched out two fingers: one is that avoidance has become a habit, and people who usually go to this branch will feel quite sluggish on the outside, which is the so-called Shenmu mentality, they are afraid of going further emotionally with the opposite sex, so they reflexively set up a protective net for themselves, and whenever the opposite sex who has a good impression of this kind of person steps into the protective net, they will activate the defense mechanism in their brains, deliberately ignoring all kinds of hints made by the opposite sex in front of them, and at the same time impose a favorable impression on themselves. No, surely it's just because of ...... (countless reasons below).
And then at the end of the day he becomes an indecisive guy who has nothing to offer but gentleness?
Exactly. Lucario nodded, and summoned the waiter to order the same drink for himself and Sharp Tooth Lori, and continued to talk: Then let's talk about the second situation, this type is different from the people who are used to escaping, but it has gone to the other extreme, that is, they are used to the favor given by the opposite sex, and they take it for granted, awakening to the power of the world, sitting on the knees of beautiful people is the common cognition of this type of people, but this type of people generally have an arrogant attitude, and if they are lucky, they may lead their harem group against the sky, Finally fight a country and become the real king, hey, don't look at me like that, haven't you bards read the General History of the Big 6? I heard that the Rococona tribal state was established in the first place, and as for the small countries in the human territory, you can completely deny that the opportunity for the establishment of all small countries is not what I said?
Seeing Lucario's indignant protest, I hurriedly raised my hands: It's not that I don't believe what you say, but I think that this type of person seems to be easy to die halfway on the road to hegemony.
You're right, this genre is indeed nine out of ten before becoming kings. Lucario stretched out his fingers and circled around his temples twice: arrogant, nobody's attitude will attract countless enemies, and accustomed to others giving good intentions to themselves, so this type of person generally does not know how to give back, even if there is a spoils of war action, it is just a reward for the blessed and blessed in the name of beauty, this kind of person really loves only himself, and there is nothing else that can compare with him, harem and friends? Are you sure it's not a subordinate's pronoun with a different name?
Listening to you say this, it feels like no matter which branch you go to, it will eventually be a dead end. I rolled my eyes, and I was utterly hopeless at Lucario's analysis: what about you, what kind of person are you?
Who knows, I haven't evolved yet. Lucario clasped his fingers together and gave him a condescending look: "Am I still in a state of avoidance like you?"
You suck in your nature. I stretched out my hand to wipe my face, and what I got from a serious inquiry was Lucario's attitude that Lao Tzu was just teasing you.
Actually, I don't think there is really any need to bother this part so much, and sometimes it's not a way to deal with it. Probably knowing that he had accidentally played too much, Lucario finally straightened his face, stopped joking and replied seriously: I remember that this way of coping is the most suitable for Xu Mo's personality, don't think about it so much, just let it go as you feel at the time.
Rather than regretting it because you didn't do it, wouldn't it be better to regret it after doing it? Listening to Lucario's words, what sounded in my head was a sudden declaration from Luvica one day.
That's pretty much it, as self-defeating as it sounds, the brave and the risky are inherently deadly professions, and many times they are not even sure if they will see the sun rise the next day, so it is more important for us to have fun than these extravagant worries. After saying what he said in his heart, Lucario suddenly reached out and rubbed the head of the sharp-toothed Lori who was sitting next to him, and said with a smile: Like I just said, although I am a very irresponsible guy, if you don't dislike it, follow me home after completing the revenge for your parents.
Sharptooth Lori raised her head, the expression on her face changed from confusion to surprise, and finally changed from surprise to firm nodding: Okay.
…… I said Lucario.
How?
Although I teased myself about being a scumbag just now, now after comparing myself to you, I suddenly see that my human part seems to be able to be rescued again.
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Miscellaneous:
Thanks to Bo 1ovo and book friend 14o51812o759249 for their tips.
Anyway, in the content of this story, a certain little partner in the book review is used.,Yes,It's the top reward.,The comment of the long one.。
How to say, even the most carefree people will inevitably have doubts about their sudden popularity, and then doubt themselves, and this is exactly what I want to describe Lao Xu.
Having said that, I feel that every time I use the name Lao Xu, there will be a certain brother in the book review area who gets shot, and I think it's very interesting about this matter (laughs)
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