The whistle blew and the game resumed.

Back on the field, the Western Army also replaced Yao Ming, the only one who can't show, and replaced it with Shackel O'Neal, the center who is the best show in history.

"Lee, LeBron James threatened you just now?" Kobe Bryant suddenly leaned into Li Guanyu's ear and whispered.

"Hmm!" Li Guanyu nodded without hesitation, and said, "So he is sitting on the bench now, and if there is no accident, he will sit for a long time." ”

"Ha, when I played the All-Star Game for the first time, there were people who threatened the head coach." Kobe Bryant suddenly smiled and said, "Later, I sat on the cold bench for the whole game. But many, many years later, the senior who made me a cold bench became the guy who hugged my thigh. ”

"Carl Malone?" Li Guanyu said a muscular name uncertainly.

"Huh!" Bryant sneered, but did not respond positively. Then he said: "Actually, LeBron is quite stupid, he actually went to Rivers to threaten - didn't he know that Rivers was the head coach of the Celtics?" ”

"He's always been stupid!" Li Guanyu flicked his lips with disdain and quickly ran out of bounds to receive Paul Pierce's serve.

Then he quickly dribbled towards the front court, came to the front court, and faced Chris Paul's eye defense. Li Guanyu is still playing with his crotch dribbling outside the three-point line, but his eyes keep wandering around all corners of the half.

Suddenly, Li Guanyu's arm shook violently, and at the same time as the basketball flew to the basket, Dwight Howard near the free throw line suddenly ran away from the sluggish Shackle O'Neal, burst into the restricted area, jumped high and stuffed the basketball into the basket.

Rumble!

The painful hiss of the basket seemed to speak of the power of the beast.

Before Dwight could even jump off the basket, Shackle O'Neal suddenly took a step forward and ran over like a tank, grabbed Li Guanyu's neck and shouted, "Super-Lee, what do you want to do?" You want me to get out of trouble, don't you? ”

Just when everyone was stunned by his strange behavior, he suddenly quickly turned his lips and left this whisper in Li Guanyu's ear - super-lee, as long as you don't pass the ball to Dwight later, I will never interfere with your dunk. You know, I really want to have a one-night stand with Kim Kardashian, so don't spoil me - I'm going to leave the impression in her mind that 'the sword is not old, and the gun is not down'.

"Uh, okay!" Under heavy pressure, Li Guanyu had to nod, there is always such a fat person in this world who makes him helpless, and said: "I try not to pass the ball to him." ”

"Well, good boy." Shackle O'Neill complimented, finally letting go of his giant palm. After Li Guanyu took two heavy breaths, he quickly ran back to the backcourt - the farther away from this madman, the better.

As soon as he got back to the backcourt, Shackle O'Neal dribbled over on his own - a game he'd been playing for years, so there was no cheering in the court.

As soon as he dribbled to a step beyond the three-point line, Dwight Howard immediately stepped up like a guard — and the acting had to be a full set.

However, when he was still a meter away from Shackle O'Neal, the basketball swooped through his crotch. Just wanted to turn back only to find Shackle O'Neal quickly drilling towards the penalty area like a roaring rolling thunder, and the moment he staggered past Dwight Howard, Chris Paul on the left side of the free throw line received a pass. Then, quickly passed the route to Shackle O'Neill...... At this time, Li Guanyu, who was behind Chris Paul, was basically within reach of this pass, but out of respect for the entertainment spirit of the All-Star Game, he finally couldn't reach out. Watching Shackle O'Neal ravage the basket succeed.

"Man, this is called a wall-to-wall cut!" After Shackle O'Neal wreaked havoc on the basket, he did not forget to preach to Dwight Howard.

Dwight Howard is also a typical type of the league's gentle and frugal center, so he is not serious, let alone angry. The corners of his mouth are still smiling.

"Hey, Lee, how about letting me dribble?" Dwight Howard asked Li Guanyu.

"Okay!" Li Guanyu agreed without hesitation - giving the ball to Dwight Howard is completely different from giving it to LeBron James.

Dwight took the ball and immediately quickly dribbled to the frontcourt, although Dwight Howard was covered in muscle bumps, but he was not unfamiliar with dribbling the ball - after all, the draft template was Kevin Garnett!

Quickly came to the front court, played a few slightly abrupt crotch outside the three-point line, and suddenly hung the basketball on O'Neal's head, and before O'Neal could turn around, he used his better agility to quickly break through to the restricted area.

Li Guanyu, who was near the free throw line, happened to receive a pass from Dwight Howard, and when he saw him running out, he hurriedly passed the basketball to the ground again...... Rumble!

It was almost the same goal, except that Shackle O'Neal passed to Chris Paul to hit the ground, while Dwight Howard passed to Li Guanyu for a high hang.

"This is also called a wall-knocking cut!" Dwight Howard smiled comically as Shackle O'Neal had seen it before - this guy is naturally lacking in temperament.

"Humph!" Shackle O'Neill didn't pay attention to him, but hugged Li Guanyu and warned 'viciously': "Super-Lee, I said you weren't allowed to pass the ball to him, don't you remember?" ”

"Uh...... This one...... This doesn't count as my assist, I just passed the ball......" Li Guanyu quickly explained.

"Don't take it as an example! The next time you pass the ball to him, I'll risk all your shots. Shackle O'Neal gave a vicious warning, let go of Li Guanyu, twisted his big ass and ran back to the box - it looks like this guy still wants to be a point guard.

Sure enough, Li Guanyu looked back, and Shak O'Neal staggered over with the ball.

Came to the three-point line, after a few consecutive crotch drops, he suddenly threw the basketball to the basket, and suddenly Li Guanyu only felt a gust of wind passing by him, and when he looked back, Chris Paul had received a pass and scored a layup.

"Damn, the All-Star Game can't be too distracted!" Li Guanyu muttered, full of accusations.

At this time, Dwight Howard came over again and said, "Lee, I'll pass you the ball later, and you can dunk one too." ”

"Ugh!" Li Guanyu could only nod - since the game has now evolved into a head-to-head duel between the two centers, can I not cooperate? If you hadn't agreed, wouldn't it be no different from LeBron James?

Back in the backcourt, Dwight Howard staggered over with the ball, and after a few tentative steps outside the three-point line. Sure enough, hoisting the basketball into the inner line, Li Guanyu happened to run out of position at this time, so he hurriedly ran into the basket and used his height advantage to force Chris Paul to take the basketball and stuff the basketball into the basket - boom!

The basket hissed in pain.

Before Li Guanyu landed, Kim Kardashian's cheerful cheers sounded in his ears - super-lee, no one can beat! Super-Lee, invincible!

As soon as he landed, Shackel O'Neill rushed over again, grabbed Li Guanyu's neck again, and asked, "Lee, how can you take his pass?" ”

"I ...... You didn't say you couldn't pick up his assists? Li Guanyu retorted 'weakly'.

Shakel O'Neill reflected a little when he heard this, and realized that what Li Guanyu said was right. So he hurriedly let go of Li Guanyu, rubbed it flatteringly, and said in a harmonious voice: "Then you don't even want his assists in the future, okay?" ”

"I'll try my best." Li Guanyu didn't dare to nod, nor did he dare to guarantee.

"Don't worry, I won't cover you." Shackle O'Neal grinned comfortably, and then whispered in Li Guanyu's ear: "Lee, you really don't have a leg with Kim Kardashian, do you?" ”

"Not really." Li Guanyu shook his head firmly, for the time being, he could still remember which female stars had a relationship with him.

"That's good, that's good." Shackle O'Neill pinched a cold sweat and nodded--he didn't have the confidence to compete with Li Guanyu for a woman.

"However, maybe she will bow hard to my overlord one day in the future, not necessarily." Li Guanyu said worriedly.

Suddenly, the worry between Shackle O'Neill's eyebrows deepened - should I give up this spring dream? Well, anyway, I have more than five hundred spring dreams, and it doesn't matter if I give up this one.

After a moment's hesitation, Shackel O'Neill suddenly brightened. Suddenly turned around and said to Kim Kardashian: "I wish you happiness, please forgive me for my amorous interruption." ”

Suddenly, Li Guanyu was stunned - why is this fat man more nonsensical than Stephen Chow?

Kim Kardashian is also confused - amorous interruption? Did he bother me? Did he mean that the interruption was preventing me from looking at Lee's handsome face?

When Kim Kardashian linked 'disturbance' with the haunting 'super-lee', she immediately understood. So he smiled slightly and replied: "Next time, just pay attention, don't always hug Lee, be careful that I'm jealous!" ”

As soon as Kim Kardashian finished saying this, Shackle O'Neal's huge body almost collapsed - it seems that I made the decision to give up this spring dream wisely, and this girl has no me in her eyes at all!

Li Guanyu wanted to cry without tears - I'm not a banknote, why do you like me so much?

Li Guanyu is indeed not a banknote, but for a woman, he is an aphrodisiac, a humanoid aphrodisiac in the true sense of the word.

In the next game, because Shackel O'Neill decisively gave up his 500th spring dream, he no longer attacked with the ball, but turned into a super giant in the penalty area. The huge 'lovelorn' resentment made him dunk every time he hit the ball, and his heroic posture was quite a bit of the peak atmosphere of the 2000~2003 period.

The Western team's Shackle O'Neal was furious, and the Eastern team's Paul Pierce was not too worried, he shot inside and out, scoring 13 points in a single quarter.

In the end, after the end of the first quarter, the score of the two teams was tied at 32:32, of which Li Guanyu scored 8 points, 5 assists and 3 rebounds.

........................&&&..........................." The first quarter is over, LeBron James hasn't played since calling a timeout, I really don't know if it's because of an injury or what? In addition, Lee had 8 points and 5 assists, which was the best performance in the game. Although Shackle O'Neal and Paul Pierce were both eye-catching and kind for a while, they were not tandems like Lee after all. Kenny Smith, the narrator of TN/T, said.

"If you continue to fight like this, there is no suspense in the MVP. I'm still saying that as long as Lee has enough playing time, MVP is not a problem at all. Reggie Miller unequivocally supported Li Guanyu to become the MVP.

"What I want to know most now is whether Paris Hilton likes Lee or Dwyane. Why did I find that her eyes were always focused on Li Guanyu, and she ignored Dwyanwade, who had been looking at her stupidly not far away? This is something that puzzles me! I need time to overcome this. Charles Barkley said in all seriousness that if you mute the TV, you would definitely think that he was talking about a certain team's tactics, not some gossip.

……………………&&&………………………… Drip!

The game restarted, and Li Guanyu was moved to the shooting guard, while the point guard became Jamil Nelson. The small forward has become Danny Granger, the power forward is Rashad Lewis, and the center is still Dwight Howard.

The Western Army, at this time, became -- Tony Parker, Brandon Roy, David West, Nowitzki, Pau Gasol.

After coming on the court, Li Guanyu immediately found Brandon Roy, a former Washington golfer who is now known as the Yellow Mamba.

"Hey, Brandon, long time no see." Li Guanyu stretched out his hand and high-fived Brandon Roy.

"You've been quite hot lately, even more so than Michael Jordan." Brandon Roy laughed.

"Do you think I'll be able to score twenty points on your head tonight? It's like that three-on-three time, when I scored 11 points on your head. ”

"I have to tell you, stinky boy, I hadn't recovered from knee surgery at the time. If I had 70 percent strength at the time, you would have lost badly. ”

"Then try it now?"

"Try it!"

(To be continued)