Chapter 360
Everyone hurriedly sat upright.
One man said in annoyance, "I don't think the clothes I'm wearing are really suitable for this kind of occasion." ”
The audience in the theater couldn't help but be a little excited, in the movie. The US Secretary of Defense has seen quite a lot, and the Pentagon has seen quite a lot. But the Minister of Defense of Huaxia still hasn't seen it, and in this movie, these are shown for the first time, and they all want to give Lin Mu a thumbs up for this.
Secretary of Defense: "You should be wondering why you are here, yesterday, the national military base was attacked...... Now the situation is urgent, and the chief has sent an aircraft carrier battle group to the Persian Gulf and the Indian Ocean. ”
On the screen, footage of several aircraft carrier battle groups advancing rapidly at sea is inserted.
Secretary of Defense: "It will never be more serious than this." You will be assigned a team to analyze the source of the signal. Good luck to us!! ”
With the deep voice of the Minister of Defense and the magnificent background music, all the audience were substituted into the movie, feeling a sense of crisis and a sense of national mission.
The tension is rising!!
When Commander Liu and Commander Zhang saw this, their old hearts couldn't help but be aroused by this plot. Glancing at each other, they couldn't help but praise: "Not bad." ”
And Huang Sheng, a film critic in the theater, also said to his friend next to him at this time: "The combination of this editing and dubbing is simply amazing." ”
My friend also sighed: "This background music is also very good, I haven't heard it before, wait until after watching the movie, go and find it." ”
While they were discussing, laughter began to fill the auditorium.
The protagonist says to his dog, "Magic Ball, I have a car now." So, I need a girlfriend...... Well. I also need a sum of money to take her out to play. ”
Audience: "Haha~~"
Talking and talking. He began to open his sales list on Taobao, and it turned out that no one bought the antique glasses. In desperation, the protagonist can only spray some perfume, dress himself up, and then drive away as a single.
But when he drove the newly bought car, the audience burst into laughter again, only to see a large cloud of thick smoke began to erupt from the back of the car.
The protagonist's mother couldn't look at it anymore and said to her husband, "You're so stingy!! ”
The protagonist's father quibbled: "This is his first car, it should be like this!" ”
The camera continues to pan to the desert. Several soldiers who have fled from a military base and a Middle Eastern child walk in the desert. Soon, the audience saw something moving beneath the desert, and a sand mark following the group of soldiers.
Soon, they saw the monster. Scorpion appearance.
The camera returns to the protagonist's side again.
The protagonist drives his friends to a party and sees his favorite goddess.
The protagonist is incoherent. "Oh my god, Mikael ......is here too" "I look handsome, don't I?"
In an instant, a ** silk image was created.
The audience couldn't help but be happy at this time: "Sure enough, is it the drama of ** silk defeating Gao Fu Shuai and winning the goddess??" ”
Then the protagonist was belittled by Gao Fushuai's language for a while, and the protagonist dodged again and again with a weak heart. made the audience shake their heads: "Sure enough, it's **silk." ”
At this time, the movie screen is also constantly releasing various close-ups about the perfect figure of the heroine, which is eye-catching.
The audience couldn't help but praise the heroine: "That chest, that thin waist." The short skirt, the long legs...... Oh~~ It's so sexy!! ”
"Lin Mu is really a pervert!!"
Lin Mu lay down the gun. It wasn't his idea, it was Michael Bay's.
The protagonist is the protagonist, by chance. The heroine abandons the rich and handsome, while the protagonist abandons his friends. The fart invited the goddess to the car. Then the broken car turned on the radio at a good time. Play a romantic song to create an opportunity for the male protagonist to bubble the goddess.
See here. Many viewers are envious of the protagonist: "If I had such a car, it would be so handsome." ”
However, soon the protagonist's "chiluo" naked silk mentality made many viewers scold the protagonist for not being angry.
Mikael: "I can't believe I'm sitting here. ”
Wang Song: "You can lower your head, I won't feel sad." ”
Mikael: "Haven't seen you before?" Are you new to this school? ”
Wang Song smiled reluctantly: "No." We have been in the same school since the first grade. ”
Mikael: "Do we have the same class??" ”
Wang Song: "Yes, yes, history, Chinese, mathematics, science, ......"
The feeling of zero existence, being ignored by the goddess, is like cutting the heart with a knife. The audience couldn't help but feel uncomfortable.
But then the performance of the car made the audience laugh, and all of a sudden the song played with a strong suggestive prophecy. "Sexuality Therapy...... It's a good feeling......" is so angry that the protagonist kicks the car radio.
Then the protagonist's ** silk character was revealed again, with various hearts and angles peeking at the heroine's wheat-colored thin waist and big breasts, and then hiding behind the car cover and shouting that he couldn't stand it......
Behind is a bunch of ** silk desperate pursuit of the goddess, which made the audience in the theater shake their heads and sigh: "It's hopeless, this guy, I really don't know how to become a hero in the future......"
However, this also shows that Hu Bugui's acting skills are good, and he has played a ** silk role.
The footage continues to transition......
On the special plane of the head of Huaxia 'Huaxia No. 1', a small Transformer appeared. The dynamic and random transformation and the ability to steal online materials also made the audience amazed. And its sneaky actions and some funny self-talk from time to time, as well as the ** expression when stealing information, caused the audience to laugh.
This kind of Transformer doesn't feel scary at all, but rather a little cute.
Although the military cut off the military network in time, it was still found by this King Kong, the protagonist's grandfather and the 'Iceman Project'.
Then this little King Kong showed an extremely flexible fighting ability, knocking out a few Zhong*Nan*Haibao* darts on Huaxia No. 1, which opened the audience's eyes.
Then the protagonist's car drove away. And the protagonist rides a bicycle and chases wildly. Finally, they end up in an abandoned warehouse in the suburbs, and soon the protagonist is horrified to find that his car has turned into a giant mechanical monster.
The protagonist thinks that he has encountered aliens who have invaded Earth. Thinking that his life would be in danger today, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone to record his last wish: "If you find erotic love books from under the bed." That's not mine, I'm saving for Marcy, no, wait...... Well, that's mine, huh...... It was given to me by Uncle Cha, I'm sorry......"
As soon as the line "poof~~~" came out, several viewers who were drinking Coke squirted out.
"Who wrote this line?? Woods? ”
"Could it be that they had the same experience?"
"It's so lewd/, it's so lewd/~~"
In the cinema, everyone watched the movie with relish. I didn't dare to let go of my eyes for a moment.
Although I have a pair of 3D glasses, the picture is bright and clear enough, and the picture quality is full of grain, and the visual experience is very good. Because of the relationship between the forest and the trees, the 3D projector is now 2K level when it comes out, instead of the 12K as it was at the beginning of the previous time and space. The resolution of 2K technology is 4 times larger, which makes people more comfortable to watch, and there will be no symptoms such as dizziness and vomiting at all.
The movie passed by one by one, and when it came to the 35th minute. The desert scorpion King Kong finally showed its claws and attacked the fleeing soldiers.
As soon as it appeared, it caused great panic among the soldiers.
And the excellent 3D picture caused all the audience to exclaim one by one, as if this scorpion King Kong was about to rush out of the screen. Kill like the audience.
The soldiers were killed by the scorpion King Kong and 2 people, and the soldiers resisted to no avail, and fled in confusion all the way. And the scorpion King Kong kept chasing after the soldier's farts * and frantically. The soldiers were eager to have a few more legs of their own.
Soon, they fled to a small village in the desert. The scorpion King Kong is in hot pursuit. The villagers then join the band with rifles and work together to snipe at the massive and terrifying metal monster.
Quick clipping. The unmessy picture, the sound of bullets coming out of the chamber, the screams of people, the screams of lambs, the shelling of monsters, the sound of explosions, and the heavy background music full of dynamic and shocking power, make the whole theater full of a tense and exciting element!
All the audience couldn't help but straighten their waists, and the blood in their hearts was vibrating. stared straight at the big screen in front of him.
However, the audience soon couldn't cry or laugh, because the movie began to sell cute again.
I saw that when Brother Bing called the Ministry of Defense of Huaxia with the phone, the Bakis Tan man who transferred the phone at this time stimulated the skills of 'playing soy sauce', 'slow', and 'careless', which made Brother Bing, who was so anxious, angry that he was smoking. After the last twists and turns, it was finally received by the Ministry of National Defense.
Brother Bing dodged the bullet while bombarding the phone: "I have never seen this kind of monster in my life, and I need immediate support from fighter jets." ”
Ministry of Defense: "Predators are coming soon!" ”
Soon, the predators arrived at the place of battle. At the same time, the image of the monster he saw was transmitted back to the Ministry of National Defense, and all the people in the Ministry of Defense stared at the battle broadcast live on the screen, looking at the monster that kept shaking its head and tail in the smoke and attacking, and they all opened their mouths wide.
The Minister of Defense asked dumbfoundedly, "What is this?" ”
Secretary: "I don't know. ”
Soon, with the cooperation of the Ministry of National Defense, early warning aircraft, and aircraft carriers, four helicopters took off and flew directly to the combat site, and then bombarded ground targets according to the instructions of the soldiers on the ground, a metal storm, a frenzy of bullets, and then a few more missile ......
"Boom, boom, boom!!" The sound is very penetrating!
The audience was thrilled by the scenes and the sound of gunshots, explosions, and background music!
"Praise one!!"
"Finally saw the Air Force of the Motherland!! Awesome!! ”
Commander Liu and Commander Zhang glanced at each other. I was surprised and relieved.
After the excitement of the movie, a funny journey finally began.
The technical woman played by Fan Ye stole the intrusion data and came to the house of a black dead fat man.
The dead fat man scolded: "What are you doing here? This is my place to relax!! Then he eagerly returned to his seat and played the game.
Fan otaku leaned over: "Glenn." Don't you want to see 'Confidential'? ”
The dead fat man immediately stopped the game: "How secret?" ”
"It's the kind you see. The kind of ...... you're going to spend the rest of your life in prison."
The dead fat man immediately showed an unexpected **** expression, as if this sentence hit his excitement: "Do you want to watch it?" Just take a look, just take a look!! Then he couldn't wait to grab the memory card.
Soon the state agents came to the door, and the technical woman and the dead fat man were arrested, and then they were forced to confess by two agents.
When she was forced to confess, the fat man used that honest smile to signal her to rest assured. These agents can't do anything about them, and he won't betray her.
Fan's nervous mood finally settled down a little.
At this moment, the fat man bounced up like a frightened rabbit, pointed at Fan Zhainu, and said loudly: "She did it!" She did it!! She's the one you're going to arrest!! ”
"Puff~~~" The audience almost didn't laugh.
It's funny. The festival has fallen to the ground.
Even Commander Liu and Commander Zhang, who had always been serious, were amused by this scene.
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"Do you have faith in this movie?" Bihan is side by side with the trees, through the floor-to-ceiling windows. Looking out over the lush hills from the top floor.
Lin Mu replied with a smile: "Have confidence!" ”
Bi Han: "Why are there so many funny and cute clips in the movie??" ”
"Because the audience likes it~~" Lin Mu couldn't help but think of the movies of the previous time and space, in the Hollywood blockbusters before 2010, the funny and cute clips were not conspicuous, but in the next few years, no matter how awesome the fight is, every Hollywood blockbuster will not forget to add the 'fifth course of the movie' to the movie - funny and cute.
The Hulk in "The Avengers" punches off his partners in cooperation, throws the weakest base god, and sells cuteness like Iron Man...... Every time, it hit the audience's laugh.
And it's the same in other Hollywood blockbusters, if you don't sell cute, you're embarrassed to go out to say hello~~~
And facts have also proved that these funny and cute points also make the movie more exciting, make the characters more spiritual, and attract more audiences.
Therefore, in "Transformers", Lin Mu not only continued the original plot, but also added a lot of funny and cute points.
"There is still an hour and a half, the first battle is coming to an end, and I hope the first battle will be a success!!" This film not only has a super high investment, but also became the first film to apply 3D, which can be said to have poured most of the energy into Hope Film and Television. There is no room for failure.
At this time, many media are waiting for the end of this first show, waiting for the film critics who have entered it to come out.
How is this movie exactly? Is it good-looking? Still doesn't look good? Will it be worse than The Lord of the Rings? How much worse will it be? How high can the rating be? (To be continued.) )