Chapter 36: Pure Masochism

"Alas! Alas! Alas! Ling Feng sighed three times in a row, facing the piles of mechanical parts in front of him with a handsome face, trembling like an old woman with his hands and feet, picking up small parts one by one and slowly assembling them. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Bang!" A gunshot rang out, a bullet flew past Ling Feng's ear, directly hitting the parts in front of him, hitting the fragments of the parts "clanging", the bullet almost hit the back of his head, Ling Feng's whole body was shocked, the state of godlessness just now disappeared immediately, his hands and feet were so sharp that he assembled the parts as if he had been stimulant, and in less than a quarter of an hour, a small robot was assembled by him.

Kelly was behind Ling Feng, the muzzle of the ** gun in her hand was smoking, Kelly held her cheeks and said to Ling Feng: "Stinky boy, don't be lazy, I'm looking at you!" If I see you sighing and slowing down again, thinking about something else, my next shot won't miss again, and if I don't assemble these parts one by one today, I'll make a hole in your head, please don't think my sister is joking! After Kelly finished speaking, she took a bag of potato chips and ate it on the side, and her eyes were not staring at Ling Feng, but Ling Feng knew that if there was any movement that she couldn't see, the gold ** on her waist would definitely spit flames at him, because Ling Feng had already experienced this situation more than once and a half.

"Holy! Are you kidding me? Ling Feng looked at the mountain of parts in front of him and complained in a low voice, but immediately a bullet flew over, Ling Feng heard the wind in advance and quickly turned his head sideways, the bullet took away a strand of his silver-white hair, and large drops of sweat flowed down Ling Feng's face.

"Isn't it just assembling some of the simplest RX-78 Chasers? Such a simple project is like a gesture for every machinist, where do you get so much nonsense? If you don't do it for me, my mother will shoot you! Anyway, Feng Zhen doesn't dare to take me, what about it? Kelly said with a gun against Ling Feng's head, turning around and munching on potato chips.

No way! Where's the simplicity of this? You don't even look at how many of these parts there are? If you think you're a failed counter, you'll only shoot and threaten people, and all these parts are put together to hundreds or thousands of RX-78 pursuers! That's not a small amount, even a skilled Celestial Mechanic would take a lot of time, let alone me, a beginner?

Ling Feng kept complaining in his heart while picking up the parts on the table and assembling them, like a resentful woman who was alone in an empty room, of course, he didn't dare to open the window and say his distress loudly like a resentful woman, because with Kelly, the dominatrix overseer, the slightest rash move would become a low tomb in the wilderness.

I don't know where Kelly got so many books on mechanics, which are something that only the heavenly realm can produce, but Kelly has a large bookshelf full of hundreds of copies, even the simplest "Principles of Mechanics" has eight volumes, not to mention others such as "Analysis of Mechanical Principles" and "Nuclear Kinetic Energy Transformation". These books are cleaned as bright as new, Kelly has not read them at all, Ling Feng once tried to ask Kelly why she didn't learn a little bit of this knowledge, Kelly's answer was: "What's the use of learning, instead of remembering so many things that you don't have, it's better to blast it with one shot!" Ling Feng was speechless on the spot. It was inevitable that she would encounter some questions when Ling Feng was conducting assembly experiments, but Kelly didn't explain it to her at all, she just asked him to read and read again, and if she dared to bother her again, she would raise the ** in her hand! Ling Feng finally realized that Kelly was just a roaming gunman who could use a gun, and that she didn't know anything about mechanics.

Ling Feng pinched the last part into the back of the little robot in his hand, and then twisted the red chain on its back and placed it on the ground, the little robot's eyes turned from gray to red, and the indicator light on his head lit up with a faint golden light. The little robot's feet are made up of two curved pieces of iron, and it moves forward like a frog jumping and jumping.

"Okay! Complete one! Ling Feng clapped his hands and said lightly, it had taken him a few days to assemble these things, from one at the beginning to one in half an hour now, the speed had increased too fast, if Ling Feng was in the Heavenly Realm, he would definitely be regarded as the next generation of mechanical geniuses. But now he is in the Arad continent, and there will be no one vying to praise him at all, only the black muzzle behind him, and it is this muzzle that will make him improve so fast.

Ling Feng looked at the red chain, the gray iron plate, the glass-colored eyeball, and the round power source in front of him...... Each one was hundreds of them, and the good mood just now disappeared immediately, and he turned his head to look at Kelly who was happily eating potato chips, and his eyes were full of tears.

Why am I so unlucky? It can't be because Feng Zhen, that stinky guy, knows that I took a sack of gold from him, so he deliberately retaliates against me, right? How can you be so stingy? I knew that he had emptied the gold coins in him in the first place, as well as those antiques and weapons that looked very valuable, and he was angry, angry! There will definitely be a chance, and then we will see how Young Master Ben will stage a good show for him to pass the geese without leaving feathers! Ling Feng secretly made up his mind in his heart, and pointed the finger at Feng Zhen, who was in the distance.

"Bang!" The gunshot rang out again, and Ling Feng immediately spread the parts in his hand and squatted down with his head in his hands, "Your grandma's!" I'm handsome, but you don't have to stare at me like that, do you? I didn't stop to be lazy, you just played with me! Ling Feng turned his head to look at Kelly who was playing with the ** in his hand.

Kelly glanced at Ling Feng lightly, waved her hand and said, "It's just a fire!" What to watch? Continue your quest! ”

No way! Isn't it amazing? Amazing than me, huh? Playing with people like you? There should be a court on the Arad continent, right? I'm going to tell you! Ling Feng's forehead was angry, and he roared very unfairly.

"Retract your fingers! Otherwise, I'll kill you! Kelly said to Ling Feng, and Ling Feng's middle finger, which was about to stretch out, obediently withered under the oppression of Kelly's power.

In this way, Ling Feng has been assembling the simplest RX-78 pursuer in fear, while constantly complaining in his heart, and several times he couldn't help but roar at Kelly, but when he thought of her marksmanship, he had to swallow his grievances with blood, and silently comforted himself, "Good men don't fight women!" Kelly didn't look at Ling Feng at all, she still ate the potato chips with relish, during which Kelly also told Ling Feng that the potato chips in his hand were bought with the gold coins from the last "fair trade", and those gold coins had been used up to buy potato chips, hoping that Ling Feng would be able to pay the remuneration when the cultivation was over, otherwise the consequences would ...... Ling Wei fell, and almost activated the self-detonation button of the RX-78 pursuer in his hand, but he thought in his heart, why didn't he press the self-destruct button? It is better to die than to be oppressed like this.

"Oops! Finally done? This time it's dozens of minutes faster than yesterday! It seems that my supervision is very powerful! Kelly said as she approached Ling Feng's side, and hundreds of tiny RX-78 pursuers stood neatly behind Ling Feng, like an army waiting to be reviewed.

Ling Feng was already half tired and half dead, and his whole body was disgraced, and when he was assembling it, he made a mistake that caused an RX-78 pursuer to explode on the spot, blowing Ling Feng's face black, and his hair immediately became unkempt.

"That...... Big Sister Kelly, we're not going to do that tonight, are we? Ling Feng slowly propped up his body and said to Kelly.

Kelly looked at Ling Feng with a sinister face, leaned closer to Ling Feng with a gloomy face and said, "How can it be? It's a great show I look forward to every day! If I don't do it, I'll be so uncomfortable that I can't sleep! ”

"Just let me go! You see I'm tired like this, where do I still have the stamina? Please, noble hands! Ling Feng begged at Kelly miserably.

Kelly patted Ling Feng's shoulder vigorously and laughed and said, "Seeing that you are strong, you must be able to withstand it!" You just wait for the invasion of the cyborg army tonight! You've got an hour to rest! Now the clock begins! ”

Ling Feng stumbled and nearly fell, then Fei also left the room and went back to prepare for Kelly's robot attack tonight.

I don't know who taught Kelly such a sassy idea, let Ling Feng assemble RX-78 pursuers during the day, and use these pursuers assembled by Ling Feng to attack Ling Feng at night, Kelly also said that this is to exercise his reflexes and physical skills as a roaming gunman. Ling Feng could tell at a glance that she was just playful, and because she didn't have the talent of a mechanic, she could envy the feeling of those mechanics leading a team of robots into battle. Now that there is Ling Feng, a guy who can abuse at will, Kelly must make good use of it.

Ling Feng felt sad at the thought that the things he had assembled actually attacked him in turn, this feeling of pure masochism was really bad! Kelly wouldn't have known that I had slowed down the RX-78's pursuer's self-detonation by a few seconds, right? I don't know if she doesn't understand it at all. Ling Feng filled the revolver's magazine with bullets and waited for night to fall.