Chapter 62: Don't bully the old ladies
Although the mood was a little dripping, when passing by Kobe Bryant, he still didn't forget to tease: "Kobe, don't play too much, that's not for you." ”
"Humph!" Kobe Bryant snorted softly, disapproving.
Back at halftime, Li Guanyu didn't forget to stretch out his finger to Dwyanwade to express his 'thanks': "Good pass, Dwyan." ”
"Huh!" Dwyanwade chuckled, his face not too wide, a little bit of a smile. It is clear that he has not yet come out of the 'blow'.
At the same time, Chris Paul dribbled the basketball over, and before Li Guanyu could step forward to defend, he quickly handed the basketball to Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Bryant took the basketball, shook off Dwyane Wade's close defense with a slight tentative step, and quickly shot from beyond the three-point line.
Swish!
Basketball goes to the net.
"Three points for two points, I still earn one point. Kobe Bryant smiled slightly and answered an uncomplicated arithmetic problem for Li Guanyu.
"Heh......" Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders, walked quickly into the penalty area, took the serve and quickly rushed to the frontcourt. In the face of the Western troops with Shackel O'Neill, it is simply a woman's mercy not to speed up the pace.
Quickly came to the frontcourt, faced Chris Paul in two consecutive disguises, slightly shook off Chris Paul's defense, and then quickly rushed to the inside with the advantage of height and stride. Seeing that Chris Paul was a little inattentive, Kobe Bryant hurriedly came over to help defend.
When Kobe Bryant's footsteps were still a meter away from Li Guanyu, the basketball in Li Guanyu's hand had quietly slipped away from behind him and flew straight to the unguarded Dwyane Wade...... Dwyane Wade received the basketball, and the interior was empty. All he had to do was slam into the box and dunk. But he didn't know which tendon was wrong with him, so he actually took a step back to the three-point line and ended the offense with his worst mid-to-long-range shooting...... Bang!
Basketball chose to play iron, and Pau Gasol used his long arm to quickly point out the rebound. Then handed it to Chris Paul, Chris Paul received a long pass from the basketball directly to the frontcourt, and at this time, Shackle O'Neal, who was slightly out of defense, received the basketball and scored a reckless violent dunk under the basket.
When Shackel O'Neill walked back to the half court with the 'overlord step', Li Guanyu complained to himself in a low voice amid the cheers of the audience: "This ball is too inexplicable, right?" ”
After running back to the half court to receive the serve, Li Guanyu hurriedly stabilized his rhythm and ran over slowly - at this time, the inside killer Shakel O'Neill had already stood in a defensive position, and no matter how fast it was, it was useless.
Back in the half, facing Chris Paul's defense, Li Guanyu hurriedly turned his back, pouted his not strong buttocks and squeezed them step by step to the inside.
After about three or four seconds, Li Guanyu's eyes swept to Dwyanwade and quickly cut in from the bottom line, so he hurriedly shook his wrist, and a no-look-pass was accurately conveyed to the penalty area through the backhand, at this time, Dwyanwade only needed to jump high and dunk the basketball into the basket.
But, I don't know if it was because of the knot in his heart for Paris Hilton's 'empathy and love' Li Guanyu or because of lack of concentration, Dwyanwade didn't jump, didn't even stretch out his hand, and ran directly from one side of the basket to the other side of the basket.
And as he ran, the basketball fell straight out of bounds.
"Sorry, my mistake!" Li Guanyu patted his chest and signaled to his teammates that it was his mistake.
Turning around, he whispered to Dwyanwade: "Dwyan, what's wrong?" Haven't we worked together many times before? ”
"Uh..." was asked by Li Guanyu, Dwyanwade was in a trance a little, and then replied: "I'm sorry, I was a little distracted just now." ”
"Hmm!" Li Guanyu nodded, not asking too much, even though Dwyanwade's eyes looked a little flickering.
Back at halftime, Kobe Bryant hit another three-pointer.
The next game became a solo scoring show for Kobe Bryant, and under his leadership, the Western Army quickly narrowed the gap to the lead. On the other hand, due to the various inconsistencies between Li Guanyu and Dwyanwade, the offensive of the eastern army was quite ugly, and the situation gradually changed from active to extremely passive.
Drip!
Rivers called a timeout, with three minutes left in the third quarter and the West leading by three points.
"Dwyan, is there something wrong with you today?" The first thing Rivers said was to ask about Dwyane's status, and although Li Guanyu had four turnovers, anyone with a discerning eye could see that it was not his responsibility as a passer at all.
"It's okay, I'm fine." Dwyanwade smiled and replied.
It is impossible for him to tell the truth that he was shaking his mind because of eating Li Guanyu vinegar, and his current mentality is indeed out of balance. He's even starting to hate Li Guanyu a little - if it weren't for him, Paris Hilton would be my bed darling.
It never occurred to him that Paris Hilton had never had a crush on him from the beginning to the end.
In his subconscious, the role played by Li Guanyu is to snatch love with a knife. In a few moments, he even regarded 'Li Guanyu introduced him to everyone as the real master of pickling girls' as a conspiracy theory - he must have wanted to use this to ridicule me!
Of course, even if Dwyanwade had any objections to Li Guanyu in his heart, he would not find fault with it, because he still regarded Li Guanyu as his little brother - after all, he had cultivated it himself.
And Li Guanyu's situation is similar, even if he wants to be the leader of the team again, he will not force Dwyanwade head-on. Because he's a man of great gratitude—if it weren't for Dwyanwade taking him to the U.S. training camp, maybe the trajectory of his life would have changed dramatically.
It's certain that the two have a knot with each other, but they won't spread out the knot to discuss it anyway. Perhaps, time will smooth everything out, but the process will be long.
"Devin, you replace Dwyane, you're still point guard, Rassad, you replace Chris.................." Rivers said as he drew the board.
..................&&&........................" is too weird, the worst cooperation in the eastern forces is actually Lee and Dwyan. Now these two guys have to sit on the cold bench if the East Force is to win, and they have ruined the whole good chemistry of the East Team. Kenny Smith, the narrator of TN/T, said.
"Replace Dwyane! His eyes were even out of focus at any moment, and I saw him bump into his teammates twice while running the defensive line. As for Lee, it must not be changed, now the only person in the Eastern Army who can organize an attack is him, without him, the Eastern Army will be defeated more quickly. Reggie Miller didn't hesitate to put Dwyane Wade on the bench because he was a hardcore fish.
Dwyanwade now looks like a lovelorn adolescent, listless and blinded. Did he really find something? I mean, he found out that Paris Hilton didn't actually like him? Charles Barkley said with a wicked analysis: "You say, what would happen to Dwynne if a tape of Lee and Paris's sex scene came out one day?" Will management be asked to trade Lee right away? ”
"Uh... Then it depends on the strength of Dwyan's affection for Paris! Kenny Smith pouted and said calmly. This is not his area of expertise.
"Probably not, right? But if they really have any bed scene video, I'll definitely collect it. It's best to include Kim Kardashian and fight double spends single-handedly, so it's exciting enough. Reggie Miller smiled knowingly.
"Hey, Reggie, you've touched my heart, and I can't agree with you more about the second half of your words." Charles Barkley reached out and high-fived Reggie Miller, and it was clear that the two of them were in a league of ideas.
"Me too!" Kenny Smith hurriedly spoke.
"Hahahaha!" The three strange uncles laughed together.
…………………&&&…………………… Drip! The whistle blew and the game resumed.
At this time, the head coach of the Western Army, Phil Jackson, replaced the OK combination and Chris Paul, and the whole lineup became: Pau Gasol, Nowitzki, Amarestaudemire, Brandon Roy, Chauncy Billups.
Taking over the basketball from Rashad Lewis, Li Guanyu quickly rushed to the frontcourt. Coming to a step outside the three-point line, Billups hurriedly ran over to try to stop Li Guanyu's momentum of 'going straight to the middle palace'.
His ideas are good, but the reality is cruel.
When his footsteps were still half a meter away from Li Guanyu, he hurriedly stood still, just when he was determined not to let go of the same mistakes of the two tragedies of "Wilt Chandler" and "Tony Parker", Li Guanyu's basketball that was originally straight forward suddenly jumped twice in a row in his eyeball image - pop!
When his cranial nerves receive signals from the retina, he immediately subconsciously makes a judgment - the center of gravity is to the left to prevent the right side from breaking through.
At the moment when his right foot moved to the left, Li Guanyu's whole person turned around like a spinning top along his movement-whoosh!
By the time he reacted, Li Guanyu had already cleaned him up.
"This guy doesn't even have the interest in tangling with me? Am I not his enemy? Chauncy Billups looked at the back of Li Guanyu galloping into the inner line, and a sudden sadness surged in his heart.
At the same time, Li Guanyu had already quickly jumped into a step outside the reasonable collision zone, and at this time, Pau Gasol realized that the penalty area was under major threat, and hurriedly moved his steps to prepare to give Li Guanyu, a sneak attacker, a copy of the same block as the previous one.
Unfortunately, before he could stand on his feet, he heard a loud grinding sound from the bottom plate...... Then, Li Guanyu suddenly rose to a speed limit that exceeded what he had seen on the video highlights...... And he was surprised, 'I haven't seen you for a few days, why is this guy bouncing so fast?' At the same time, a shadow had fallen over his head...... Burst! Before he could even reach the top of his head, he felt a hard blow to his chest against a brick, and in an instant, nerve-tearing pain invaded his brain. Due to the unbearable pain, he couldn't help but subconsciously take a step back, and before he could complete the step back, he heard a deafening loud noise overhead-boom!
"Super-Lee, no one beats! super-lee! Invincible! Wow, wow, the sun shines when you take off! When you land, lean for it. Wow, wow, you are the owner of the flower armor! Wow, wow, wow, a pride that will never die......"
In Taylor Swift's ethereal and melodious singing, Li Guanyu quietly landed, and then stretched out his index finger to point at the embarrassed Pau Gasol, and said coldly: "The Chinese say that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years." In the first verse, you gave me a cap, and now I return the favor with a face buckle. Mr. Pau Gasol, is this return gift late? ”
"............" Pau Gasol was silent. Although deep down he told himself: I should be angry now, I should give this rookie a counterattack. But, he still couldn't help but be scared, and then... He bowed his head and was silent.
Seeing that Pau Gasol was so weak, Li Guanyu couldn't continue to 'slap his face'. This is no different from bullying an old lady, and after all, this old girl can be regarded as a woman of Kobe Bryant. So you can't slap your face, you have to smoke, and then you can smoke his man - Kobe Bryant.
Turning around, his eyes were cast to the stands on the left-hand side, and at this time, Murong Qingya appeared there magically.
Seeing Murong Qingya, Li Guanyu's mentality couldn't help but be more relaxed, and he whispered: "You can witness me personally take off the MVP trophy for you, so it is more meaningful." ”
Then, brisk back to the half-court.
..................&&&........................"Yan button, Yan button, Yan button!" If I remember correctly, this is the second time Lee has touched Pau Gasol this season. After the last Yan buckle, Miami completed a shocking reversal, this time, will there be a shocking reversal? Kenny Smith screamed with excitement, his face flushed with excitement.
"I'm not surprised at all, in fact when Pau Gasol covered Lee's layup, I knew it was going to happen in this game. Lee is not a guy who is willing to give in. Reggie Miller looked very calm.
"Pau Gasol is really soft, he was taught by a rookie and pointed his nose and lowered his head without saying a word. Although this is an all-star game, harmony is paramount, but it should be a little expressive, right? Even if it's to say 'Caoni Mom'? Heh, what a soft egg, no wonder he was so embarrassed by Perkins in the first place. Charles Barkley said disdainfully, and then talked about his old business: "Kim Kardashian is actually back? Where did she just go? Could it be that it was because I kissed Lee three times and soaked my pants, so I went to change them? ”
(To be continued)