Half an hour later, a slightly chubby, 180+ tall Sao Nian walked up to me with sunglasses that I don't know which stall.

"Hello, where is the way to get on the bus here?" Why don't I see a train? ”

Me: "......"

There are strange things every year, and there are many of them today. It's a must-have in the world that a road idiot can be obsessed with this, and I really want to cry without tears.

"Eh, handsome guy, this is an airport and not a train station, are you getting the wrong direction?"

The slightly chubby Sao Nian was stunned: "Ah, yes." I see the stop sign on the subway that says to the train station. ”

I spread my hands helplessly: "Then did you see that the subway also says to the airport?" You're going the other way......"

"Ah, oh, well. I sat back again, thank you. The chubby Sao Nian thanked me and turned to leave.

At a glance, I noticed that the bag in his hand was filled with the game helmet of the common people. His heart moved, and he stopped.

"Hey, buddy. You also play Cangsheng? ”

The slightly chubby Sao Nian paused and turned around: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

I smiled slightly: "It's nothing, I'm also playing, I saw you lifting a helmet, just ask more." ”

"Oh." After speaking, the chubby Sao Nian was about to leave, walked a few steps, turned around and asked, "You are a player in Shashi, you should have settled in Chaos City, right?" Did you know that there is an ID called 'Lang Little White Worm'? ”

Ha! What's the situation that came to me?

The face does not change color, and the heart does not beat. I nodded silently: "I know, I heard that it's quite powerful, is there any problem?" ”

Suddenly, the chubby young man frowned: "Hahaha, he is very cheating." single-handedly slaughtered a piece of the sky in the huge Chaos City, and he overshadowed the bulls who danced and the bulls who were in the sky. I heard that he had established a guild, and I came to him on purpose, hoping to join their core team, but I don't know where they are. Eh, I don't have enough time this time, so I think I'll have to come back next time. The tone was full of sorrow.

To be honest, he really didn't think he was so good if he didn't say it. When he said this, I couldn't help but feel a little rippled. It feels good to be complimented to someone's face, especially if the person doesn't know you're who you are.

I scratched my head, "Dude, I can't help you with this." That kind of character is not something I can get access to. Can you join their guild first and then work your way to the core? ”

"Mm-hmm, the little white worm in Lang is my idol. His sharp position, his sense of cheating, coquettish equipment, and embarrassing stubble all deeply attracted my soul. The chubby Sao Nian fell into infinite contemplation and longing.

Uh, why do you suddenly feel a little uncomfortable? Subconsciously touched his chin, there was no stubble. It seems that I have to pay attention to my image in the future, and I must know that I am also a person with fans.

"Ah, buddy. What's your in-game ID called? I asked curiously.

The slightly chubby Sao Nian was even more domineering, and said word by word: "Please call me to 'touch the world'!" ”

……

In the distance, another figure appeared in the parking lot, vaguely seeing a pair of fresh and natural straw sandals on his feet, and a retro and gorgeous hat on his head. A long ash stick carrying two large woven bags, wearing a linen vest and a unique gray and white strip of cloth around his waist, rushed towards me at a trot, and kept shouting.

"Brother Feng, Brother Feng, I'm here!"

I silently wiped the sweat from my forehead, and thought to myself: "Whose monkey didn't look good at this, and ran out with clothes on......"

Whew!

The sound of a sudden stop came to an abrupt end, and Liu Nan, also known as Amitabha, appeared in front of me, and his name was the first time I heard it as brisket......

The tiger's back is as strong as a cow. has a simple and honest face, a simple and clean smile, and it is easy to make people feel good. His eyes were bright and bright, and from time to time there was a hint of a sly gaze. Although this dress is a bit fashionable and retro, it is also understandable, after all, from the taste of his master's dress, there is really nothing to be picky, and it is estimated that this body is already very decent. After all, it's all from head to toe, and this is a professional suit!

The chubby Sao Nian on the side was also dumbfounded, his mouth was about to fall to the ground, his squinted eyes had been opened to the extreme, and he was about to fall to the ground if he opened it again.

"Alright, let's get in the car, put the things in the trunk." I greeted him casually, but Liu Nan didn't mind, and happily packed everything by himself.

"Brother Feng, I've got it all done. Who is this? Liu Nan stood beside him, looking curiously at the slightly chubby Sao Nian as if he had seen a ghost.

With a rumbling, the thick neck of the slightly chubby Sao Nian had obvious ups and downs. When he saw Liu Nan asking him, he waved his hand again and again: "I'm a road idiot, I'm a road idiot." Goodbye two......" Before he finished speaking, he disappeared in a puff of smoke. His fat body really hurt him.

I squinted at Liu Nan: "Look, I scared people away." ”

Liu Nan scratched his head: "I didn't mean it, I'm so handsome, he has low self-esteem in his heart and runs away." ”

Rolling his eyes, he didn't want to pay attention to him. The apprentice brought out by the old ghost was really carved out of a mold, and he silently despised it.

"Grandpa, grandpa......"

turned on the communication watch, and it was actually Yu Yaning's call request.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

"Have you received Liu Nan, Hu Yue has already arrived at Yipinjiangshan, come over by yourself."

Without waiting for me to reply, he hung up the phone.

Uh, women are so stingy. Isn't it just a little bit of admiration of your body, but I'm absolutely open to you.

I asked Liu Nan, "Bald, do you know how to drive?" ”

"Yes, yes."

With a flick of the key, I sat in the passenger seat.

On the Ring Road, there was a small accident ahead. A transport truck crashed into a lot of protective equipment because the driver was napping. The transporter also lay on the ground horizontally, taking up a lot of the road. The traffic police uncle is knocking on the windows one by one to explain and check the documents by the way.

A young Alcoa in a genuine uniform walked up to us, pulled Liu Nan, who was drooling, and I asked him, "Do you have your driver's license?" ”

Liu Nan replied weakly: "Well, I don't have a driver's license......"

I'm Nima, the traffic police have come to check the documents, you sue me and you didn't ...... Thirty-two can't calm my mind right now.

Glancing out the window, a hint. Liu Nan quickly understood, and leaned out of the car. Pointing behind the Alcoa traffic policeman, he shouted very exaggeratedly: "Look, there is a!" ”

The Alcoa traffic police turned around according to the sound, and when she turned around, I had already switched places with Liu Nan.

The Alcoa traffic policeman, who did not see the, looked puzzled and stepped forward.

Saluted, smiled and said, "Hello sir, the car accident ahead is being dealt with, please be patient." Now please show your ID and cooperate with our work, thank you. ”

The same words, the same official accent, come out of the mouths of different people, and the taste is completely different.

I took out my driver's license and handed it over, and the Alcoa traffic police officer glanced at the document and then at me. Then, he glanced at Liu Nan. In short, it is sweeping around, with an expression of sweeping pornography and fighting illegality, and his face is uncertain.

"Sir, please wait a moment" Immediately, the Alcoa traffic police stepped aside and called out to his teammates over the walkie-talkie.

"Okay, I guess I'll have to do a body search." I lay on my back in the driver's seat and glanced at Liu Nan.

This thing has an indifferent expression: "Hehe, big brother, this girl is very good." It's just that the butt is a little smaller, and it's not easy to give birth. ”

Me: "......"

After a while, three or five young and strong traffic policemen arrived. As soon as they saluted, they asked us to cooperate with the inspection.

The inspection is hours, and the point is that it is too late. This back and forth, it's almost 12 o'clock. It's the first time I've met Xiaofeng Shuyue's master and apprentice, so I can't be late as a master. Just as I was about to take out my papers, a slightly chubby figure walked by, followed by several figures in uniform and epaulettes.

"Hehe, Deng Ju is really sympathetic to the people. On such a hot day, I personally got out of the car to inspect. ”

"That is, that is, Deng Ju is not only our role model, but also the Zhenhai Divine Needle of our Shashi police circle."

Soon, the group saw the probationary police officers gathered around us from a distance. A person behind Deng Ju stepped out and said lukewarmly: "What's going on here?" If there is any situation, deal with it quickly, and don't disturb the rest of the drivers. ”

"Yes, Zhou Bureau. We deal with it quickly. The young traffic policemen replied in unison. After saying that, he surrounded the window again.

I waved my hand from afar: "Hello, Deng Ju, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

Hearing this, everyone looked at it together. The face of the young traffic policeman outside the window changed, and the people who accompanied Deng Ju were also unexpected. Accompany the leader to inspect the scene of the car accident, where did such a wild boy who doesn't know the height of the sky come out.

The moment he saw me, Deng Ju's face changed and his body tightened. Walking with a step, he ran in my direction at a trot, and his fat body kept shaking, trembling, and I sweated for him.

At a distance of more than ten meters, he ran out of breath, and the beads of sweat on his forehead were rolling non-stop. Coupled with these dog days, the originally expensive shirt has been soaked in sweat and clings tightly to the body.

"Hehe, Brother Ling, why are you here?" Deng Ju crouched on the window of the car and asked with a smile.

I handed out water and wet wipes: "Deng Ju quickly rest and sweat, drink saliva, it's hot outside, why don't you go into the car and talk?" ”

"Good, good." Deng Ju nodded busily.

Before I could open the door, the cargo got into the car on its own. As soon as he sat down, Luo Shen trembled three times. Damn, don't break Lao Tzu's car, go back and Yu Yaning will settle accounts with me, who will I go to. At this juncture, I don't dare to mess with her.

"Hehe, Deng Ju is really good Yaxing. On such a hot day, I personally came from the city to inspect the scene of the car accident. Turning around, I said with a smile.