Chapter 213: Jumping off the building again?

Shabak Palace.

"Are these all fake? I can't believe that both the visual and tactile senses are exactly the same as the real thing! ”

"Old history! Shame or not? What's all the fuss, when we were young, we thought people couldn't fly. Now airplanes are coming and going in the sky, that's science! In fact, it's not a big deal, it's just like a TV, it's just more advanced! Isn't that right, Xiao Cheng? ”

"Yes! Be! Or the aunt knows more. Of course, Cheng Bing couldn't dismantle the stage, so he could only try to hold back his smile and warn the other brothers with vicious eyes not to talk too much.

"Even if you know, it's still pretty powerful!" Comrade Lao Shi was very emotional.

"Uncle and aunt! Sit down and rest. By the way, among some of the life professional masters recently recruited by our guild, some people brewed their own [pistachio wine] tastes very good, do you want to have some uncles and aunts? ”

"Can you still have a drink?" Comrade Lao Shi felt very fresh.

"Uncle, not only can you drink drinks, but you can also enjoy all kinds of food! This is an infinite and free virtual game world, only you can't think of it, there is nothing you can't do! Cheng Bing clapped his hands, and immediately an NPC maid served a drink.

"Hmm~~ You can really drink the taste! Moreover, this taste is absolutely not found in the real world......" Comrade Lao Shi's eyes suddenly lit up after taking a sip.

"Really? I'll try it too! The epic mother also took a sip of the cup, and was immediately captured by this delicious drink.

Seeing the second elder, I drank happily in one sip, and the brothers were very happy. And what's even happier is that the fourth finally appeared!

"Wow~~" Lu Jie whistled as flirtatiously as always, diverting everyone's attention.

The hesitant epic stood outside the gate of the palace, and he couldn't advance or retreat after seeing his father and mother.

"Uncle and aunt, the fourth child is back!" Lu Jie, who was the first to discover the epic, reported loudly after whistling.

In fact, there is no need to say that the parents of the epic have seen the poor little girl standing outside. When they saw that the little girl was more than 90% similar to their son, they all stood up and looked at her in surprise.

Stretch out your head and cut your head with a knife! Anyway, this is a game and not a reality, as long as you insist that it's just the problem of the game character, and find all the relics of the gods as soon as possible to restore them to their original state, everything will be fine! Thinking of this, Epic took a deep breath and walked in with a smile as much as possible: "Dad! Mother! Brothers, are they all there? ”

"Son?" Mom ran over in disbelief, grabbed Epic's right arm, circled around her a few times, and kept looking up and down, "Really...... Is it really you? ”

"That's right! The game characters I randomly selected became like this somehow, Brother Bing, they all know it! Epic nodded unnaturally, "Mom, don't worry! I ......"

"Great!" Before the epic was finished, my mother had an unexpected reaction, and jumped happily with the epic in her arms, "In other words, I have a baby son in reality and a baby daughter in the game?!" ”

"Poof~~!!" Seeing the appearance of the epic black face, several unscrupulous brothers couldn't help but turn around, covering their mouths and holding back a smile.

"Mom, I'm also a son in the game!" Epic almost fainted, but Mom seemed to completely ignore her protests and groped up and down with joy.

Comrade Lao Shi was a little more normal, looking at the beautiful girl carved out of almost the same mold as his son in front of him, he couldn't help frowning, and said in a deep voice: "What kind of body does a big man look like a female doll?" ”

"I don't want to, okay?" Epic was super depressed, "But when I reacted to the game company, they only gave me a small compensation and refused to help me change back into a male character!" ”

"Didn't you say you could delete the role and recreate it? Then go get a man! What do you want to look like now? Shame or not?! Comrade Lao Shi reprimanded righteously.

"Is a woman disgraced? What do you mean?! Hearing this, my mother suddenly stopped, "Do you think women are ashamed?" Make it clear to me! ”

"I didn't say that!"

"And what did you mean?"

"My son is a dignified man, what kind of body has he become like this?"

"What's that? It's just a fake game world, and Shishi looks cute, isn't it? ”

"Cute yarn! Disgusting or not? ”

"You discriminate against us women? Old Shi, you-mom are not women? ”

"......", including the epic, all the brothers were blackened by the fierce words of the epic mother.

"Nonsense, do I mean that?"

"I'm not a roundworm in your stomach, how do you know what you mean?"

"Unreasonable!"

"Who do you say is unreasonable?"

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"

"Make it clear to me! If you don't make it clear today, don't think about Ansheng! ”

"Are you going to quarrel with me?"

"Who's afraid of whom?"

……

The husband and wife quarreled inexplicably, and at first they were in the mood to watch the excitement, but as soon as the atmosphere was tense, the brothers immediately helped the epic to pull the couple apart, and tried their best to persuade them.

After a lot of effort, the quarrel between the husband and wife was finally dissuaded. The epic wasted an unknown amount of saliva before finally reconciling his parents. Of course, the price is that he was forcibly turned into a toy by his mother, and he became a "Barbie doll" for several women such as his mother, Qiao Muyun, Wang Yuan and Situ Qian. With a humiliating disguise game, the war was quelled.

After another burst of laughter, the brothers were busy with their own business, leaving Epic and his parents to talk in the spacious palace.

Comrade Lao Shi was still very dissatisfied with his son's current appearance, but he restrained his emotions well. And the mother is very happy to hold her son (daughter)? A super rare look.

"Where are you now?" Comrade Lao Shi was the first to break the deadlock and asked.

"Out of town!" Epic knows what should come or come, so he immediately responds according to the answer he has in mind.

"Where?"

"It's out of town!"

"You kid have stiff wings! I ask you for your specific address!! "Comrade Lao Shi was a little angry.

"What are you yelling at? Don't freak out my little darling! The old mother quit, and immediately protected the epic, glaring at her husband angrily, "Are you a prisoner?" ”

Mommy is mighty! Epic was originally taken aback by his father, but with his mother protecting him, he suddenly felt a lot safer, and secretly praised it in his heart.

"Okay, I'll keep my voice down." Comrade Lao Shi's arrogance was suppressed in an instant, and he could only hold his breath and lower his voice, "Say, where are you now?" ”

"Capital!" Epic looked at his father's worried look, and couldn't help but speak, "Don't say the specific location, you just need to know that I'm fine!" When I find Lan Xin, I will go home immediately after dealing with the matter here! "It's an inspiration from my brothers, and it happens to be a valid reason for me to be outside.

About Lan Xin, the epic parents also already knew, so they unexpectedly did not suspect it.

"Lan Xin is a good girl, she really deserves to be done by Shishi!" Mom was fully supportive, "Baby son, are you sure Lan Xin is in the capital?" ”

"Probably...... "Epic, where does I know where Lan Xin went?" Although she really wants to find Lan Xin immediately, the premise is to change back to her original appearance first, otherwise, even if she successfully finds it, it is impossible to be with Lan Xin!

"If you feel you have to do it, do it! A manly man should be like this! Comrade Shi was reasonable, "However, you suddenly escaped from the hospital like this, and you and your mother were frightened!" Are you feeling better now? If you feel unwell, go to the hospital for a check-up immediately. No! Even if you don't feel any discomfort, it's best to go to the hospital for a check-up! Your mom and I are worried about your body......"

Hearing this, Epic nodded. Mom and Dad were very worried about herself, and she was able to feel it. Be sure to find all the relics as soon as possible and restore them to their original appearance, so that parents can rest assured! Epic made up his mind.

After changing back, I have to find Lan Xin and go home together...... Right!

A family of three spoke openly in the Shabak Palace, and the parents' greetings were warm, and the epic responded happily and movingly. Try to put the parents at ease, and deliberately use their own ways to make money in the game and the large amount of money they have earned to distract their attention, so that the parents who are worried about themselves are immersed in the good news that their son has become a young millionaire, and the atmosphere is very harmonious.

Because I am afraid that if I say too much, some flaws will be revealed. Therefore, Epic informed her parents at the right time that she would continue to look for Lan Xin, so she added a little to the inventory of her store in Shabak and the products on the shelves in the Hundred Treasure Pavilion and went offline, and then agreed that if her parents wanted to see her, they would call and meet in the game.

The purpose is naturally to let the parents go offline, pretend to go offline, and then go up again after a while, and continue to work hard to collect the twelve divine relics!

Parents naturally did not suspect it, and they also went offline one after another after the epic went offline.

Take a break and log in again! Mom and Dad are not people who can play games, and they will definitely not stay in the virtual world if they are fine. And they also have their own jobs, and they will definitely go back to work after confirming that they are safe......

The idea of the epic is right, and it is very accurate! Her parents did go offline quickly and were happily ready to go to work.

It's just that the epic itself is in trouble.

"Danger spotted! The main program command was not received...... The intelligent AI program started ...... "Just when he went offline to go to the toilet and squatted in the pit, he was in a happy mood after releasing the pressure, and was about to enter the game again, his body lost control once.

"Is there any mistake? Still coming?! Suddenly jumped out of the window, once again felt like he was flying out of the earth's gravity, and instantly cried with a sad face, "I don't want to jump off the building!" Also, I don't have any pets!!!!! ”