0001 Ling Chaofeng
The sun is like fire, and the sun is like a song.
I sat on a high platform with the wind blowing. Drinking drinks and listening to songs.
"I'm in the water, I'm on land, the sun is shining on me, it's meaningless I'm in my dreams, in your arms, I'm very hidden in the grass and floating on the water, I'm normal, chewing mud, I'm sad and lying on the tree, not panicking, it's a long, long time before I die"
After listening to the song "Cold-Blooded Animal", the slightest coolness just emanated from the bottom of my heart, but it was immediately evaporated by the bursts of heat. The heart of the bullshit is naturally cool, I am so calm and stable in my mood, I don't feel the slightest coolness, why is this? The ancients, you cheated on labor and capital, and you cheated your father.
My name is Ling Chaofeng, yes, not Mei Chaofeng. I don't have a yarn relationship with her, but everyone thinks I have a dime relationship with her. I prefer to be called by people - a boy like the wind, why? No why, because my name is Chaofeng.
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This year's summer is particularly hot, and it is estimated that this thief is in love. His youth and blood are rippling every day, so that I don't even dare to go out. I didn't dare to go out, but I had to accept its mercless roasting under the scorching sun, and a parasol on my head couldn't stop the passionate heart of the sun.
The sound of "bang, bang, bang" was endless, and under the high stage, the sound of bursts of water making my heart tickle. As a bitter lifeguard, on such a brilliant day. I can only guard this damn chair and watch other people's mandarin ducks play in the water, where is the reason of heaven, where is the law of the king, who called me just a P people. After sitting for two hours in a row, my ass was about to be roasted, and I seemed to smell the smell of meat.
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This is a swimming pool in a super high-end community, in this era of every inch of land, in the downtown area, to make such a 25-meter standard short pool, its strength is strong, the depth of the background must not need me to say more.
In any era, the enjoyment and luxury that can be understood and touched by the people of P are not called luxury. True luxury is always for the few, whether you admit it or not.
Of course, this dick was selected to become a glorious and great lifeguard by virtue of his handsome and chic, unique, not afraid of power, first-class skills, and Yushu Linfeng. You must know that the people in this community are either rich or expensive, and any one of them is a person. If it weren't for my friend's introduction, I should say that I would not have been able to work here.
"Help, puff, help!" Damn, someone fell overboard. I don't have the ability to go to the deep water area to play with yarn! Isn't this adding chaos to Lao Tzu, I don't know if it's painful to go into the water and get out of the water and be sunburned again!
It's too late, it's too soon. When the words fell, his left hand fished behind him. Swish! A red and white lifebuoy flew out. Flying in the air, fluttering, swaying from side to side, like a drunken fist. Poof, a soft sound. Bingo, the lifebuoy fell into the water perfectly, just enough to put the person in the water right.
She kept fluttering her hands and grabbed the lifebuoy at once. The tragic, high-pitched, blood-soaked voice finally stopped. The man who fell into the water rested on the lifebuoy like a dead pig, and when he was relieved, he smiled at me gratefully.
Holy, what did I see?! The delicate and small face is as white as jade, the eyes are shining, and the skin is better than snow, like frost and the moon. That smile made my little heart stop. I have to thank my past life, this thousand years of encounters can only have a look back at this life. Who dares to say that she is a dead pig, who am I anxious about! Have you ever seen such a beautiful dead pig! Have you ever seen it!
"Yun Yi, are you alright? I'm scared to death, why did you run into deep water? Another woman on the edge of the pool had a panicked face and kept patting her undulating breasts.
It turns out that her name is Yun Yi, she is as her name, but she doesn't know what her surname is, Cheng Biting Jin, who came out halfway, is not powerful, and she doesn't call people all her names, and she must be strongly condemned for this kind of irresponsible behavior that does not think about the happiness of others.
"Oh, Sister Yu. I'm fine, I just swam and didn't pay attention to the deep water area......" Yun Yi's crisp voice like a silver bell sounded vividly. She put her chin on her hands and lay on the lifebuoy delicately, and a pair of white and slender legs under the water stirred the pool water and tugged at my heartstrings.
How I want to be the pool of clear water under her, eh, heaven, earth, why are you so cruel, let me be a man in this life!
"Whew", then Sister Yu let out a sigh of relief. "As soon as I got out of the toilet door, I heard you shouting for help, it scared me to death, you come up first."
"Hee-hee, I'm fine. Isn't it nice now, thanks to that lifeguard. With that, he pointed in my direction.
Wow, God, you're so smart. As soon as I made a wish, you let the goddess cast her eyes on me. If I had known, I would have worshiped you at home every day and made a wish.
Sister Yu glanced at me, snorted coldly and didn't say much. Stretched out his hand and pulled Yun Yi, who had already swam to the edge of the pool, up. I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.
On the youthful and white carcass, the drops of water are crystal clear like crystal, the sun shines, the colorful circulation, the glow shines, it is simply blinding my eyes. If I look at it any more, I want to gouge out my own eyeballs. What a precious picture, save it in the eyes of zài, and take it out for auction should be able to sell a lot.
I don't know if I felt my fiery gaze, or if I was in touch with my heart. Yun Yi glanced back at me again, and at the same time, Sister Yu glanced over with anger in her eyes.
Of course, in my eyes, there is only Yun Yi's affectionate eye waves, whether it is Sister Yu or Sister Yu, and I ignore it. My little heart began to ripple again and again, could it be that the goddess would come and talk to me?
Yun Yi and Sister Yu whispered. Although I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm already fascinated just by looking at Yunyi's smooth legs. After a while, the two of them walked in my direction, one after the other.
The Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun, Amitabha, God is coming, is she here to find me? Did she really come for me? My heart is already like a surging river, rushing and magnificent, Lang flowers are flying, and my thoughts are like being in the clouds, fluttering like immortals.
But my mother said that when you take your sister, you should be reserved, just like fishing, you have to put bait to seduce, but you can't hook up when the bait is all eaten. Well, women really understand women best. So, I sat upright, looking ahead, ignoring the things around me, and only thinking about Xiao Yunyi.
"Hey, you come down for me." Energetic and pleasant sound waves hit my ears. I tactfully tilted my head and dodged this open sneak attack. At a glance, through repeated bargaining with street vendors, and finally bought Ray-Ban sunglasses at a high price of 20 yuan, I saw that Sister Yu and Yun Yi were looking up at me.
It will be the top of the mountain, and the mountains will be seen at a glance. Well, I don't know the size of the other mountains, but the peaks of these two girls can be visually inspected. However, I don't have a surname. Is she calling me? I thought it was Yun Yi who was looking for me for something, so I ignored her and wanted to have an in-depth communication with Yun Yi after she left.
"What do I call you, are you deaf?" Sister Yu's words were disgruntled and arrogant. Oh, God doesn't fulfill people's wishes. There are always some people in this world who can't figure out the situation and the occasion. obviously doesn't want to pay attention to her, but he still has to be desperately entangled. Today, for the sake of Yun Yi's face, I won't worry about her, and I will comfort myself like this.
"Is there something wrong? Don't you see me at work, if because you accosted me, I didn't rescue someone drowning in time, causing unnecessary casualties, are you responsible? "I was righteous, and my impassioned speech shook Sister Yu fiercely.
She was dumbfounded for a few seconds, probably reflecting and reflecting on what she had done wrong. Junyi next to her was wrapped in a towel and stood slim, seeing Sister Yu's deflated appearance, a smile appeared on her face, she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, she covered her lips tightly with her little hands, and snickered with her chin, but her shrugged shoulders still betrayed her.
Finally, Sister Yu came back to her senses. His eyes were angry, and his pretty face was cold. With his hands folded in front of his chest, the more undulating he looked. The tone was not good, "It can be said to be high-sounding, and you can do your best to save your tongue, is that how you save people?" You treat other people's lives as child's play, and you have the face to say that I delay your work. Believe it or not, I'll get you out of the way! ”
Yo, this girl's breath is bigger than athlete's foot. You're scared when you're a buddy, but you're beaten up. Play with me, who is afraid of who. The enemy has already come to the door, so there is no reason not to fight back.
"This woman, what do you want to make trouble? Are you asking this beauty to drown again, and then give me a chance to show it? Although the people in the rivers and lakes call me 'Lang Li Little White Dragon', I think I should be low-key. Furthermore, the duty of a lifeguard is to save people. No matter how you save it, as long as you save people, isn't it? There was once a great man who said that no matter whether the cat is black or white, it is a good cat if it catches a mouse. ……”
"Shut up!" Just when I was sprinkled with emotion, ready to know with reason and move with emotion. There was a roar on the ground that almost knocked me into the pool.
Adhering to the principle that good men don't fight with women, I don't talk to her anymore. Continuing to do my job, sitting alone on the high platform, surveying the situation in the pool, just in case, and of course occasionally glancing at Yunyi, who was standing in front of me.
Through my high-priced sunglasses, her figure looks beautiful and dreamy, giving people a feeling that can be seen but not touched. The hot air surrounds the body, but it doesn't feel hot anymore, it turns out that this is the calm and natural coolness. Inadvertently, I realized it again and gave 32 likes to my wit.
At this moment, a fat, round body trotted out of the men's aisle and approached me quickly. If you don't look closely, you'll think it's a black ball of meat rolling. Suddenly, a term popped into my head - a meat bullet chariot!