Chapter 236: Human Cannonballs
Su Yang never thought that a person's weight and appearance had anything to do with whether the person should die or not, in fact, he had seen many people whose appearance was diametrically opposite to his heart.
But except for the woman in front of her.
And I finally understood why the Five Poisons Boy was 'abandoned' by the Bodhisattva who would be happy: with the short stature of the Five Poisons Boy, she couldn't meet her needs.
The blue scorpion had already strode into the hall, and she said in a deep voice: "I have already brought the people, what about Yi Wai?" ”
She almost closed her lips and bit her teeth when she spoke, because she couldn't help but spit out as long as she opened her mouth.
The first words of the Bodhisattva of Great Joy were even more surprising.
She said, "What qualifications does an ugly woman like you have to come to my Great Joy Palace?" ”
She was embarrassed to say that the blue scorpion was ugly? And the people around him, whether it was the men in the flower clothes or the beautiful girls, actually nodded their heads.
Those men may not be sincere, but Su Yang can see that in the eyes and expressions of those beautiful girls, it seems that they really think that the blue scorpion is an ugly girl, and the great joy female bodhisattva is beautiful and beautiful.
A cool breath rushed up the spine, what happened to the people here? Are they all crazy?
The blue scorpion gritted his teeth and said, "Beautiful or ugly, I brought the people, Yi cried!" ”
The Bodhisattva said: "Of course I will keep my promise, if he is willing to go with you, I will never stop him." ”
"Where is he?"
The Bodhisattva laughed and stretched out her hand. He lifted the man who had been burrowing between his legs and lifted his thighs and threw them into the air.
The man's martial arts were actually very good, and the person turned over in mid-air. Landed firmly on the ground.
His head was all over his face, and the upper half of his body was sticky liquid, and there were a few curly hairs stuck to his face.
"Would you like to go with her?" The Great Joy Female Bodhisattva asked.
This person is actually Yi Wai. The blue scorpion felt like he was going crazy.
The dignified green devil hand, the ninth master in the weapon spectrum, is actually doing this kind of thing that is inferior to a dog.
And Yi Wai's next action made the blue scorpion even more devastated.
He suddenly threw himself at the feet of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva and sobbed, "Female Bodhisattva, don't you want me? ”
The blue scorpion was already stunned and couldn't say a word.
The Bodhisattva laughed and said, "You are with me. Are you having a good time? ”
Yi cried and laughed: "I'm happy to die." ”
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy pointed to the blue scorpion and said, "This woman is coming to ask for you, are you willing to go with her?" ”
Yi cried and shook his head: "I don't want to, such an ugly woman." I won't go with him even if I die. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Do you really think I'm more beautiful than her?" ”
Yi Wai immediately climbed to the feet of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva and said, "Of course the female Bodhisattva is beautiful. ”
The female bodhisattva laughed and said to the group of fairy-like female disciples around her, "Look, I didn't lie to you. Men in this world. They all like obese women, the fatter the woman, the more beautiful they are, and people like you don't have three taels of meat, it's just ugly. ”
The surrounding flower-clothed men immediately said loudly: "That's it, that's it, they are as ugly as wild monkeys in the mountains, and we will vomit when we look at them more." And the fairy-like girls all bowed their heads, looking very sad. A few have even shed tears.
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy stroked her stomach and laughed, "Okay." You boys finally have a vision, and it's not in vain that I love you! ”
She suddenly looked at Su Yang and asked, "What about you?" Do you like me too, and love me as much as they do? ”
Su Yang walked into the hall very casually, still with a faint smile on his face.
Most of the time, no matter what is going on in his heart, his face does not show it.
The eyes of the Bodhisattva of Great Joy have narrowed and shone slightly, her eyes are not small, but now they are squeezed into a line by the fat on her face, and her neck may not be short, but now it has been filled with stacks of fat.
Su Yang smiled: "If you lose seven or eight hundred pounds, I may look at you." ”
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy suddenly burst into laughter: "Do you want to die? ”
Su Yang was asking the girls around him: "Do you really think that she is a peerless beauty, and you are ugly?" ”
All the girls didn't dare to speak, and looked at Su Yang in surprise with wide eyes, as if they were watching a ghost.
The blue scorpion finally came back to his senses from the shock, and whispered to Su Yang: "These girls have lived here since they were children, they have never left the Great Huanxi Palace in their lives, and the education they have received since childhood is that the fatter the woman, the more beautiful they are, and the facts they see when they grow up also prove this, so you don't have to explain it to them." ”
"They have their own feet, have they never gone out alone?" Su Yang felt that his thinking had been subverted, and the Great Joy Palace was indeed a very magical place.
Huo Huo, the Bodhisattva of Great Joy, laughed wildly: "Before they looked as fat and beautiful as me, how could they be embarrassed to go out and be embarrassed?" ”
"Since you want to sue them that they are fat, why did you raise them so thin?" Su Yang asked.
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy looked at him and did not speak.
Blue Scorpion said: "She was born deformed, and it is easier to gain weight than ordinary people, so she has suffered a lot of white eyes and discrimination, but it is precisely because of her physical defects that she practices martial arts more than ordinary people, and when she becomes an adult, she has established this great joy palace, whenever she sees a beautiful little baby girl, she kills their parents, and then brings them back to raise her, she deliberately cultivates these girls to look like fairies, but makes them think that they are ugly, living in this pain, in contrast, Watching these girls who are obviously beautiful women suffer, her distorted psychology will be satisfied. This kind of thing, the women in the martial arts outside the Guan Wai know about it, but these female disciples in the Great Huanxi Palace don't know anything. ”
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy also heard the words of the blue scorpion, and laughed: "How have I treated you all these years? Do you believe this ugly woman's nonsense? She's just trying to make you as ugly as she is! ”
She didn't have the slightest panic that her lies were exposed. It seems that there are so many lies that even she herself believes that it is true.
The girls were afraid to speak.
Su Yang slowly drew his sword and said lightly to the blue scorpion: "Kill." Kill her and you'll be over. ”
Huo Huo, the Bodhisattva of Great Joy, smiled: "I just like a decisive tough guy like you!" ”
She suddenly pulled out a long sword and threw it on the ground, pointed it at her throat, and cried to Yi, "Come, stab me in this place, and show him." ”
The long sword shimmered with cold light, faintly rippling and flowing, obviously a sword.
Yi cried, "That's not going to work. If I hurt the female Bodhisattva, then how can I get it, I will also die of distress. ”
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy scolded with a smile: "Little rabbit cub. You can hurt me too, don't worry! ”
She actually raised her head, straightened her neck and waited.
Yi cried and hesitated, her eyes kept rolling. Suddenly, he said, "Okay! ”
But I saw the cold light flickering. Such as a rainbow, such as electricity. The swordsmanship of the Blue Devil Hand is not weak.
The Bodhisattva sat there upright, not even moving, if she was a man, she really looked like a Buddha.
The sword light had pierced her throat like lightning!
Hearing only an exclamation, the crying man suddenly popped out and fell to the ground.
Look at the sword again, it is still stuck in the throat of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva.
But the Bodhisattva of Great Joy still sat there. With a smile, he actually took the fat on his neck. Clamp this sword!
This kind of kung fu has not only been seen by others, but has never even heard of it. Even if she sits there and doesn't fight back, it doesn't matter if she lets people stab her sword or cut her with an axe. Even if a sword completely stabbed into her body, it would only stay in fat at best.
I only heard her laugh and said: "Fat women are not only beautiful, but also have other benefits, you should believe this now, right?"
Su Yang only felt that his scalp was fried, sighed, and said, "The female bodhisattva's kung fu is really very human. ”
This has to be admitted, because no one has as much fat as her.
The female bodhisattva suddenly showed a charming smile that could scare the ghost to death: "If you are willing to restrain your hands, I have many other benefits, and you are comfortable and satisfied." ”
Su Yang was silent for a moment: "I have to think about it." ”
"Okay, you think slowly, I'm not in a hurry at all." The Bodhisattva of Great Joy smiled.
Unexpectedly, Su Yang suddenly grabbed the hand of the blue scorpion and shouted: "Run!" Then he turned around and performed light skills, and ran towards the outside of the Great Joy Palace.
Ran without hesitation, faster than a rabbit.
He even left behind all the packages he was carrying in order to reduce weight while running.
Even the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva didn't expect that this person ranked fourth on the weapon spectrum, killed people without blinking, and was still angry with the blood sword floating slaughter just now, but when she saw that the situation was not good, she turned her head and ran.
Even people like Yi Wai really resisted for a few rounds at the beginning.
"It's been a long time since I've been active." She said.
Then she stood up, and several men who were lying on top of her fat body were whizzing out.
She took a step forward, and the whole ground shook with a bang, and even the bluestone slab under her feet was crushed and creaked, and it could crack at any moment.
No wonder she would say that she hadn't been active for a long time, if she had been active for a long time with her weight, she was afraid that the Great Joy Palace would have become a ruin.
Her first step is to go out, and the second step is to fly out.
smashed through the top of the hall more than ten zhang high, and the whole person flew into the sky, crossed an arc, and fell in the direction of Su Yang.
Her light skills are actually higher than anyone else, even if Li Xunhuan is here, she can only sigh to herself.
It's just far from it. Not only is this Bodhisattva of Great Joy bigger than the legend says, but her martial arts are almost beyond the pinnacle of what humans can achieve.
A shadow fell from the sky, and Su Yang only felt a strong wind blowing behind his head, and then he heard a loud bang behind him.
The Great Joy Female Bodhisattva landed, and the big green brick under her feet had been torn apart and sunk into a large piece, and her jump had already narrowed the distance between her and Su Yang by more than half.
Su Yang ran wildly and fled, he and the blue scorpion fled in two directions, and the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva chased after him, like a huge pinball, and in a few ups and downs, he had already chased to the huge stone statue at the door of the Great Joy Palace.
PS: Thank you for the support of 'In a Alone Daze', 'No Wind in the Night', 'Growler's 007', and 'Shadow Solo Dance'!
I suddenly thought of the princess in Warcraft~~
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