Chapter 2 My name is O· M·G

"That Ivan, tell me first, what is my name." Wang Shifu said. Ivan Pop Jean put his hand on Wang Shifu's forehead and touched it, and said, "Osborne, are you okay, since you asked sincerely, then I will be very merciful to tell you that your name is Osborne Michael Jean, or O.M.G for short." It is the twenty-first generation of our family, and it will also be the king of the new generation of the NBA, understand? And you should call me brother, not Ivan. ”

In fact, Wang Shifu's heart is broken, he now wants to know what he looks like, what his height and weight are, because his cheap brother turned out to be white, you TM are kidding me, white people's basketball talent is actually a little stronger than Asians.

While the two of them were talking, the NBA draft was still ongoing, and the top pick was Darko? Milicic, who was selected by the Detroit Pistons, and then Cameron Anthony, who could have competed with LeBron James for the top pick, actually fell to the third place and was selected by the Nuggets, the fourth pick was the Raptors' draft pick, they selected Chris Bosh, the fifth pick was Dwyane, Wade was selected by the Heat, and the rest were scum, and they were all selected one by one as the draft progressed. Still haven't heard from Osborne Michael Jean, Osborne is a little anxious.

"Ivan, why haven't you selected me yet, I've already been selected to the fifteenth pick, aren't you saying that I'm a first-round rookie, am I going to fall into the second-round draft. I don't want to be a second-round pick, but I want to be the god of basketball, how can I sink in the draft. Wang Shifu, also known as Osborne, said anxiously.

In fact, Ivan was also a little anxious, but he quietly comforted Osborne and said: "Don't worry, Osborne, you are the pride of our family, and even if Kobe and Jordan are not still looked away, especially Kobe Bryant, that guy was selected by the Hornets until the thirteenth pick, and then he was traded to the Lakers, and now he is also a superstar, even if you fall into the second round of the draft, wouldn't it be better for you to slap those people in the face, you have to use your record to surpass others and catch up with Kobe and Jordan." , so that you are not more illustrative of your legend. ”

Hearing Ivan's persuasion, Osborne's heart suddenly calmed down, and he thought: Also, with his own ability and hard work, he should be able to gain a foothold in the NBA, but he doesn't know how his physical fitness is, if there is a physical quality like Kobe or James, Osborne fell into obscenity and couldn't extricate himself. After all, Osborne used to think that if he could grow to 1.9 meters, he would definitely be able to abuse the CBA and enter the American professional basketball team, and he would have no regrets in his life after a while. Now that this opportunity has come, you have to abuse James, Carmelo, Bosh, and Wade during the rookie show first, otherwise it's really hard to say who abuses whom in the future.

It was at this time that the NBA commissioner finally read the name of Osborne Michael Jean. Ivan saw that Osborne was in YY again, and hurriedly reminded: Osborne, hurry up and go up and you have been chosen.

Osborne suddenly woke up, thinking that I had finally been chosen, and then he went to the pulpit in a daze, and saw Mr. David Stern who had only been seen on TV before, and David Stern was not so old at this time, and looked in good spirits.

Then Stern shook his hand with the salute and gave him the microphone to make a speech, Osborne looked very excited, and said: "Thank you to that team, thank you Mr. David Stern, for choosing me, I'm Osborne Michael Jean, if the name is too long, you can call me O.M.G, I'm so excited that I didn't hear which team chose me, can any of you tell me, who is it?" ”

After speaking, he also pointed the microphone towards the audience, and suddenly the audience burst into laughter, this little guy was distracted at the draft meeting, and David Stern on the side saw that this guy was distracted in the draft, and suddenly wanted to laugh, so he reminded again: "You are the twenty-fifth rookie and was selected by the Pistons." Tell me what to say, what about the other rookies below? Osborne didn't expect that President David Stern, who is usually serious and serious, would also have cute times.

Osborne quickly organized the language and said: "Thank you to the Pistons and the team's general manager, Mr. Joe Dumas, for choosing me, and I will be an important piece of the Pistons' championship puzzle." Again, my name is OMG, and you'll remember that name in the future. After saying that, he walked off the stage, but his remarks were ridiculed by others, but Joe Dumas was interested in this kid with personality, and as soon as he came in, he knew that he was cheering for the home team, and went back to let Coach Larry Brown adjust it well.

When Osborne came down, he was ready to leave because he couldn't hold it back, he hurriedly walked in the direction of the toilet, when he asked many directions along the way and finally walked to the toilet, he was immediately relieved, and then he suddenly found that his pants were really **, when he came out of the toilet, he finally saw his appearance through the mirror in the bathroom, tall and thin, about 1.9 meters tall, okay long, and he was also a man, much like Parsons Chandler, and when he signed a big contract, he was also handsome and rich.

When he came out of his stinky beauty, he found that his cheap brother Ivan was looking for himself in a hurry, and Ivan immediately said when he saw it: "You kid hurry up and take a round of rookie group photos, don't let others wait." This year's rookies are the pillars of the American Professional Basketball League in the future, and they must not be offended. ”

At this time, Osborne suddenly said with some disdain: "Except for that top pick James, Wade, Bosh, and Anthony, there is nothing else to be afraid of." And the person I said before, I will also beat it in the future, otherwise how can I surpass the department and catch up with Joe and become the god of basketball. But although the big words have been spoken, the legs are honestly walking faster. By the time he arrived, some of the others had been waiting impatiently. Some people even sneered at Osborne, saying: "A finalist show, what kind of shelf, I really think I am a big star, let everyone wait for him alone."

On April 28, 2004, the NBA officially announced the 2003-04 Rookie of the Year team, and Kirk Hinrich was selected to the first team of the All-Rookie team. Hinrich is averaging 12 points, 6.8 assists and 1.3 steals in 35.6 minutes per game this season. Hit 144 three-pointers this season, setting a new rookie record in Bulls history. On the road against the Warriors, he had a triple-double of 11 points, 12 rebounds and 10 assists, becoming the first player in the class of 2003 to have a triple-double.

Koke Hinrich can shoot suddenly, and his defensive ability is limited by his physical fitness, but his ability to defend against the ball and attack is still excellent. Rarely break through, and the three points are not accurate enough; Defence is a strong point, being able to defend higher wings.

I didn't have much trouble with Kirksynridge, and I was the kind of white player I was, was he jealous that I was more handsome than him? Osborne's personality is as flamboyant and confident as his name. For this kind of provocation, it was naturally an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, and immediately fought back: "What are you talking about, you stupid, you are just the most rubbish one in the first ten drafts, and even the most vegetable one in the first round of the draft, do you dare to bet with me, you are just a rookie selected by those blind people, with your body and skills, I will dump you ten streets, believe it or not."

Kirksinridge didn't expect that he was just mocking Osborne's final show, and he dared to speak out, and suddenly felt that his face was a little unbearable, so he was ready to use some force, but when he saw Osborne's height of nearly two meters, he was immediately stunned, and said sarcastically again: "You are just a nobody, you can't even remember your own team, how can you talk about an important territory of the championship."

Osborne was furious when he heard this, and felt that Kirksynrich was just trying to stir up trouble, and immediately kicked Sinrich in the stomach with a flying foot.

Dacomilisic, who was Osborne's teammate, hugged Osborne, while James blocked Hinrich and persuaded him to prevent the game from spiraling out of control. After kicking Osborne, he was still angry and said again: "Don't you know who I am?" Let you know today to know who I am? My name is Osborne Michael Jean, you know.

If you have a bad memory, you can just call me O.M.G., you are the first person to remember my name, and you should be happy, although the way you remember my name is not so pleasant. "Xinrich was actually already scared stupid, but he didn't expect Osborne to directly use force without any regard for the consequences.

Many years later, James and Wade recalled the anecdote, saying, "Osborne scared everybody away, and people thought that Osborne had a demon living in his body, but they didn't realize that there was a God living in his body. ”