Rick replied, "I'm ripping off a bamboo pole, a big bamboo pole, a bamboo pole that can't be bigger."

The fourth girl said coquettishly, "Childe, you are really sick. This is my breast, not a bamboo pole. ”

Rick replied, "Same, same."

This day is March 2, 201 year of the Blue Xinjiang calendar, and it is a very famous day in history. Historians have studied Rick's great deeds and also known that Rick used his favorite concubine's ** as a bamboo pole, but historians did not call this day "** Bamboo Pole Day", but "The Day of Jokes of History".

Because, on this day, Wei Mang and Parkinqi, the two famous commanders of the Diyue Dynasty, each lobbied their masters, but the ending was completely different. Wei Mang, who was in the north, finally persuaded Rick to agree to his plan and write to the queen, which historians called "Xiangcheng Shangshu".

Parkinch in the south did not have Wei Mang's good luck, and he made some efforts to state a genius strategic plan, but he ended up in prison.

Historians lamented that "history played a joke", so they jokingly called this day "the day of the joke of history".

Many years later, when Rick was joking, he inadvertently talked about this incident, and the successful Marshal Parkinch was silent for a long time, and Fang Shi sighed: "Oh my God! Fate! "Tears in my eyes.

As soon as Fonter heard that Pakinqi had given up the Broken Cloud Delta, he jumped up and pointed at Parkinzi's nose like a mad dog and roared, "You're crazy, you're really crazy." There is no help. You can say that, too. Did you know? It was bought by hundreds of thousands of soldiers with their blood, and their bones were buried in the cemetery in the Broken Cloud Delta, where they had to be mourned by the people every year. You can actually say that you want to give up the Broken Cloud Delta, and you want to give up the results of hundreds of thousands of soldiers' lives to the Blue Moon Empire, you traitor! As soon as he rolled up his sleeves, he was ready to give Parkinge two slaps and let out the bird's breath in his heart.

For Kent. The muddy waters are not on the top; For Norrian, it was a good choice to keep himself clean, to remain silent and to watch from the sidelines; For Prime Minister Doloch, the annoying Parkinge is unlucky, he is happy in his heart, and he doesn't have to do it himself, so it's even more refreshing, and he has an attitude of watching a good show.

And Fein V was blamed for his triumphant work. I was very unhappy in my heart, if it weren't for the emperor's face. He must have smashed Parkinki's corpse with his sword, and he decided to reward him with a good reward.

It's a pity that Feng Se has the heart but not the guts. It's a complete breed. Parkinge gave him a cold look, and he was intimidated by Parkinki's momentum, and involuntarily put his hand down and sat down in his chair.

Parkinch also understood, Fein V was angry, he was straightforward, and he didn't take it to heart, and then said: "Lord War, as the Minister of War, why did you watch hundreds of thousands of soldiers die in the Broken Cloud Delta? Before you take over as Minister of War, is there a precedent for our country to lose 100,000 soldiers? Against the Velvet Country, we suffered a little more than 30,000 casualties at most at one time, and the result was that we defeated the 100,000 troops of the Velvet Country, and their casualties were three times that of us. With a very small price, in exchange for the greatest victory, this is the goal pursued by the soldiers, as the Minister of War, you will not understand this truth, not only do you not advise the king, but also encourage the king to gnaw hard bones, this is your fault. ”

Parkinge questioned Fonter impassionedly, loudly, and intimidating everyone. In fact, Feng Se couldn't help but be speechless, and his mouth became a circle.

I am afraid that Jin Qi glanced at Prime Minister Doloch and questioned Doloch: "You, as the prime minister, should formulate a strategic policy for our country." And not only did you fail to come up with a practical and effective strategic policy, but you also pandered to the king with great joy and sent hundreds of thousands of soldiers to Yunyang Fortress and died there in vain. Yunyang Fortress was originally a strong city, and with an immortal general like Feng Huaming guarding it, it would be difficult to conquer it. As prime minister, it is time to find a new way and a new route to advance. To the west, to the west, to attack the Velvet Kingdom and Jingzhou, and then through diplomatic and military pressure to bring the southern part of the Red Eagle Commercial Alliance into the territory, another route of advance was found. As long as our army appears in the hinterland of the Blue Moon Empire and takes down Bo Yingte, even if it is a phoenix. No matter how strong Hua Ming is, he can't make a difference. There is a precedent for this in history, when the Chinge Dynasty unified the Great 6, the famous general of the Batu Plateau, Lent, held the pass, so that the army of the Chinge Dynasty could not move forward. The Chinger dynasty adjusted its strategy in time

, found a trail, 100,000 troops infiltrated from the trail, captured the capital of the Batu Plateau, and General Lent had to commit suicide. ”

After a pause, Parkinch shouted, "And we, obviously have a great opportunity, why do we have to take Yunyang Fortress and defeat Feng. Where's Hua Ming?"

Defeat Feng. Hua Ming has always been a long-cherished wish of Finen V, and he couldn't help but be annoyed and shouted: "Enough, this is my business, I don't need you to take care of it." Someone! Pull him down for me. ”

The five palace guards rushed over, intimidated by Parkinki's momentum, and did not dare to make a move.

Fein V roared again, "Come on! Pull them out and cut them down. ”

A team of palace guards came over and pulled the five cowardly palace guards out, and in a short time, their heads were offered.

"Pull him down and cut him down!" Fines V gritted his teeth and said viciously.

The three palace guards carried Pakinki and walked out, ready to make Parkinch.

Parkinge struggled and shouted: "Great King, the abandonment that the minister said is not a simple abandonment, you can take advantage of the current crisis of the Blue Moon Empire to negotiate, use the Broken Cloud Delta as a bargaining chip, and ask the Blue Moon Empire not to interfere with our annexation of the Red Eagle Business Alliance."

"Get out of here, my business, don't chew your tongue as an ignorant horseman." Losing his mind, Finen V roared in disregard of the dignity of the emperor.

Parkinch twisted his head and shouted: "Great King, if you are determined to attack the Blue Moon Empire, you can bypass the Yunyang Fortress and directly take the Blue Moon Empire's Dubo Yingte, as long as the Great King is well disguised, it is enough to confuse Feng. Hua Ming sent an elite cavalry to take Bo Yingte from the middle road. ”

"Quick, cut off his dog's head! It's noisy, it's noisy! Finen V jumped in anger.

Parkinch began to cry, and the cry came from far away, "King, if you don't listen to the ministers, you will definitely lose the battle, and if you can't reach Bo Yingte, hundreds of thousands of soldiers will be buried in Yunyang Fortress because of the king's mistake." King, you can't get to Bo Yingte, you have to think twice! ”

Finen V glared viciously in the direction of Parkinch's departure and shouted, "Someone! Shut up that ignorant puppeteer, and when I get to Boint, I will cut off his dog's head in the square of the palace of Boint, so that he can take a good look at how I got to Boyingt, this ignorant puppet who chews his tongue! I'm angry, I'm angry! ”

This thought of Finen V saved Parkinch and gave Parkinch the opportunity to rewrite the history of the Jingtang Kingdom for a time. More importantly, Parkinge is alive in the world and has made outstanding contributions to the unification of the Big 6.

Sikoro, the leader of the Warrior Order of the Temple of War, received a strange letter from Orson, the commander of the Leopard Shadow Legion, with only a few words: "Dear Lord Sikoro: I see the letter! Brother since childhood, good martial arts, every time to get a glimpse of the magic of the heart of the heart, recently, there are friends and brother talk about the world's masters, friends to the brother more praise, said that the golden armor God of War has obtained the secret skills of the God of War Temple, the younger brother is very happy, looking forward to seeing the magic of the war. Please don't let my brother down, very comforting! Very relieved! Orson worship. ”

The Leopard Shadow Legion is one of the five main legions of the Blue Moon Empire, and as the leader of the legion, Orson has real power in his hands, and he can be said to be in a high position, and he rarely deals with the leader of a sect warrior group like Sikoro, not to mention that the words are very respectful, which makes Sikoro wonder what Orson is fighting in mind. If he doesn't go, it is tantamount to offending this powerful person, if he retaliates in the future, the trouble of the God of War Temple will continue, although he is not necessarily afraid, but there is no need to provoke him for no reason. If he goes, what if he uses this as an excuse to disadvantage himself?

Since the news of the fall of Silk City spread, the people of the entire Blue Moon Empire have panicked, and everyone is in danger, as if Marshal Omarivi has captured not Silk City, but Du Boyingte. What is strange is that as the queen of the empire, Ning Xin did not move at all, neither convened the ministers to discuss the military aircraft, nor ordered martial law throughout the country, but there was news that the queen was dozing, because the rats were too powerful, she couldn't sleep well, and she was making up for sleep at any time. What kind of medicine is sold in this young queen's gourd? This was really nerve-wracking, and the elders of the Temple of War and the samurai leader consulted several times, but to no avail.

As the head of the samurai regiment, Si Ke Luo has the important task of listening to the news, and in the absence of news, he privately consulted Sidi's immortal general Long Yuyan, although this famous general was defeated due to the relationship of the God of War Temple, but her talent is really heartbreaking, and Xi Ke Luo asked her for advice. However, to Sicoro's disappointment, Long Yuyan thought about it again and again, but he couldn't get the point.

At this extraordinary moment, as the leader of the Leopard Shadow Legion, Ao Sen should be focusing on military affairs and rushing to solve the crisis in Silk City, how could he have such idle efforts to learn martial arts from himself? This big question mark stuffed Sicorot's head, and he couldn't get the point. In the end, the helpless Sicoro thought of Long Yuyan and took the letter and went straight to Long Yuyan's room.

Long Yuyan finished his practice and was drinking tea in the house, when he saw Xi Keluo coming, he hurriedly stood up and said, "Commander, what are you looking for me?" It's tea, you taste it. ”

Si Colo took a sip of the tea handed by Long Yuyan and praised: "It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant." It is worthy of being a famous general; The tea is so fragrant. I have a letter from Orson here, asking me to go and learn martial arts with him, I can't see what he means, you can show me, what he means. (To be continued......)

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