Chapter 190: An Inexplicable Call
"I said what's the matter with you?" Qiao Muyun pulled the epic into the corner and whispered, "How can I enter the men's bathroom?" You have to remember that you are a girl now~~"
"Please! What can I do with twenty-three years of habit? And I'm a big man, do you want me to go into the women's bathroom to solve ......"
"You have to fit in with the character, and it's a big trouble to be seen!" Qiao Muyun pulled the epic, "Besides, the way you look now, the riot caused by entering the men's toilet is even greater, okay?" Don't you see so many men scared and panicked by you? ”
"But I... Why don't I go back! Anyway, it's enough to negotiate with them, and it's also benevolent for me to show up! It's a shame to wear this outfit! ”
"No~~ What if you leave and the other party refuses to continue negotiating?" Qiao Muyun hurriedly dragged Epic's hand, "You have to think about the overall situation!" Our guild can't withstand the combined attack of four, possibly five large game guilds! The Lord of Darkness must be wooed today, otherwise all the investment in Shabak City will be wasted! ”
"Why did you let me encounter such a bad thing? I ask you, is there anything more unreliable in the world? Why do I have to pretend to be a woman...... Hmmm......"
Halfway through the words, Qiao Muyun quickly covered her mouth: "Shhhh Do you want everyone to know? Anyway, if you don't hold it back, or hurry into the women's toilet, Yuanyuan and Qianqian and I will help you control the wind outside! ”
"No! What does it look like when I go to the women's bathroom? ”
"Then you're holding back!"
"I ......" Epic wanted to cry without tears, and after a while, he finally couldn't help it, "Then you promise not to tell those bastards!" If I let them know, I'll be disgraced! ”
"Don't worry! No one will say it, you hurry! Qiao Muyun urged, "People will suspect it if they have been out for too long!" ”
"Promise not to say it?" Epic is still not at ease.
"I promise!"
"Then you all swear!"
"Holy! Your mother-in-law and mother are more like a woman than me! Qiao Muyun was angry, "I swear, I swear, right?" ”
Wang Yuan and Situ Qian also couldn't help but smile and swear, and the epic hesitated to enter the land of grain reincarnation on the other side.
Although I am not very used to it, and I am always afraid of being discovered, but with Qiao Muyun and other three girls in the wind, the epic still solved the big thing in it unharmed. When I came out, I was relaxed, and I hurriedly ran out after washing my hands.
The three girls on the road all laughed at the epic, which made him even more depressed. This is a piece of black history!
Back in the box, the negotiations have been successfully concluded. The Dark Lord agrees to join forces with Age of the Gods, but the price of the pets sold to him drops by another level, and the number increases by 50. The gods agreed to sell the Dark Lord a Walmart horn to create the guild. Coupled with the 10% dividend of Shabak City's monthly tax revenue, the price paid is quite acceptable.
Of course! In return, the Dark Realm will officially unite with the Age of the Gods to determine an offensive and defensive alliance! More than 1,000 game masters and more than 5,000 members of the Dark Realm Plenum will fully assist in the defense of Shabak City. The two sides implement an information sharing strategy, with Age of the Gods sharing some of the boss's skills and attribute information, while the Dark Realm shares multiple dungeon information, and the two sides exchange benefits.
After the agreement is reached, the guests and hosts are happy!
A few girls came in talking and laughing, and the epic sandwiched in the middle looked depressed.
"What's going on out there?" Cheng Bing couldn't help but ask.
Epic nervously looked at the three beauties beside him, lest they break their promises. Fortunately, the three beauties are quite reputable, and after glancing at each other, they all shook their heads, Qiao Muyun looked at Cheng Bing with a curious face, covered her mouth and chuckled: "It's okay!" ”
"And what are you laughing at?" Zhou Jin wondered.
"Tsk! The secret between us girls, what do you care so much for? After Qiao Muyun finished speaking, Wang Yuan and Situ Qian both let out a silver bell-like laugh, and after pulling the epic to sit down, they whispered to him, making his face red.
"Hey~~ Let go of that fourth child and let me come!" When Lu Jie saw his girlfriend sticking to the epic, he was immediately jealous.
Zhou Jin didn't speak, but looked at Qiao Muyun's eyes with resentment. Apparently he would love to take the place of the epic.
Situ Fei didn't react, and smiled slightly. His elder sister is close to the fourth brother, which is a good thing! If you can push it and let the fourth brother and the old sister make a pair, he can become the fourth brother! However, this is a little unauthentic, and it is not very fair to the fourth sister-in-law Yang Lanxin. After thinking about it, it is more important for my sister and her own happiness. It's just that the old sister is interested in the fourth brother, this has to be clarified first......
After a full meal, the Dark Lord personally sent the men of the gods out of the hotel. I wanted to send a car to take them home in person, but I decisively refused. If the Lord of Darkness really knows where the gods are located, with his naked-naked-naked eyes looking at the women's epic, I'm afraid that he will come over in three days. When the time comes, you can't hide anything, and once it is revealed, it will be difficult to end!
The Lord of Darkness didn't force it, and smiled at the epic and made a phone call, meaning to contact more. Anyway, Situ Qian is replacing herself, and the epic doesn't matter, so she nodded with a smile and waved goodbye.
As soon as he got into the car and left the Dark Lord's sight, Epic reached out to take off his wig and prepared to take off his skirt. As a result, he was immediately held down by Qiao Muyun, Wang Yuan, and Situ Qian, and brought him a wig.
"Be careful, it's never too late to remove your makeup when you get home!" Wang Yuan said in a low voice, "Anyway, it's been installed for so long, don't you care about dozens of minutes more, right?" ”
"That's it! And how beautiful it is~~ Otherwise, fourth brother, you will wear it like this at home in the future! Situ Qian said with a smile.
"Smack!" Epic patted her head speechlessly: "I'm impatient, aren't you?" ”
"Hey! Fourth brother, don't bully my sister, otherwise I'll be over with you! "Situ Fei is gone.
"Oh yes! Who bullies whom? Don't reverse black and white? Epic almost vomited blood, "Together, you all have a point in making me like this, don't you?" ”
"How nice that is! Big beauty wow~~"
"Big beauty! Big beauty! The big beauty ......" Epic was so angry that she stretched out her hand and slapped Situ Fei's head.
"Holy! Don't go too far! Don't think I don't hit women! Situ Fei shouted with a smile while dodging.
"Come here, I won't kill you today!!" Epic is really infuriating.
"Hey, hey! I'm driving, don't hit me! Do you want to die together? Cheng Bing was in a hurry.
The used van still went smoothly back to the apartment. The door opened, and the huddled members finally left the small space.
One by one, they went back to the house to log in to the game, and only Epic was very depressed and began to remove his makeup.
It's too much for this group of pit people to go to the game without helping them remove their makeup! Once you're in the game, be sure to find time to teach them a lesson!
This kind of lack of moral idea must have been proposed by the third Lu Jie, and the brothers' discipline is becoming less and less! But for the sake of the overall situation, endure it once, and there must not be a second time!
While constantly cursing the unscrupulous brothers, the epic hurriedly removed his makeup in the mirror. Take off the wig, take off the skirt, take out the cotton from the Bra, wash off the foundation and eyebrows on the face......
After changing into his own clothes and pants, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. The beautiful girl in the mirror is gone, and only a refreshing beautiful man remains. After comparing a few handsome looks in front of the mirror, he was satisfied with packing the wig, skirt, underwear and other things in a box, and then knocked on Qiao Muyun's door.
Everything is provided by her, and naturally it is necessary to return it to its original owner.
"You've used it all, can I still wear it?" Qiao Muyun dropped a sentence and drove the epic back.
Epic looked at the contents of the box speechlessly, and made a decision - take it downstairs and throw it away!
"Hey! More than 600 skirts were bought, and wigs were more than 400! Underwear is more expensive, you have to put it away! Qiao Muyun suddenly opened the door and said, "Thousands of dollars!" By the way, I'll give you a friendship price of 1,000 yuan, and I'll hit my card later! ”
"......" is another one that has been broken, and the epic is very speechless. Enter the studio of the gods and don't be spoiled by this group of members! But thousands of dollars, the epic is really reluctant to throw away. Or...... Do you want to leave it for Lan Xin? She wouldn't mind walking through herself, would she? Well! I don't think so......
Thinking of Lan Xin, Epic was a little worried. I went back to the room and hid the box in the closet, and tried to call her number again.
This time, there was no shutdown prompt, and the other party finally picked it up! Epic finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the tense mood was finally relieved: "Lan Xin! ”
"You're the object of Lan Xin's place?" An unfamiliar voice came from the phone. It was a man, with a deep voice.
Epic's heart suddenly, why wasn't Lan Xin answering the phone? Who is answering the phone? Hesitantly, he asked, "Are you ......?" ”
"I'm Lan Xin's father!"
"Ah, uncle!" Epic was taken aback, isn't this a father-in-law? He's really not ready to talk to his "prospective father-in-law"! What's going on? What to do? What should I say? Why is the "prospective father-in-law" answering the phone? Orchid is not on the side? What should I do?
"Young man," just when the epic heart was up and down and in chaos, Yang Lanxin's father said slowly, "My daughter is not suitable for you, please don't contact you in the future!" ”
There was a "boom" in the epic's brain, as if it exploded, "Why, why...... Uncle! ”
"That's all, I hope you can respect yourself!"
"It's not! Why? It's inexplicable! Lan Xin is not there? Uncle! Can I have a word with her? ”
"Lan Xin is still too young to be easily influenced by emotions and make incorrect decisions. As parents, we are naturally for her good! Young man, there is no grass at the end of the world, girls who are better than our orchids abound, you will definitely find a better one! ”
"No, can you tell me what's going on? What's wrong with me? Or am I doing something wrong? Uncle, why don't we make an appointment to meet, and you can see me in person first...... Feed! Uncle? Uncle!! ”
"Doodoo~~"
The other party hung up.
Epic looked at his phone blankly, still not coming back to his senses. What's the situation? A vulgar TV drama plot? It's not April Fool's Day, is it? No way! You have to ask Lan Xin what the hell is going on!
However, when I called again, the other side turned off again! And Epic doesn't know anything about her home address and other information except for Lan Xin's school!